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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Namitard ()
Date: May 13, 2026 12:30PM

Let’s not forget court is tomorrow. Pre trial, however I assume she’ll try to get a continuance again. The court is done keeping it on the docket, now mind you, she is with a judge who believes in rehabilitation. However, she is only concentrating on herself(fake award, safe sex kits etc) what has she done for the black community in Ohio? She damn near killed a man who is a father and a big voice in the black community in Youngstown Ohio. Then she posts pictures of her being a problem and a black family standing up to her usual bull shit. She’s in for a reality check when Anthony King(her victim) shows up in court for the trial. This witch will burn at the stake. She’s hurt innocent people, her children, and she deserves everything that will come. Good job contacting NAMI greater Cleveland, let them know to do more research on people. At the end of the day she loves this attention, she probably checks this site 20 tines a day. In her mind it makes her a celebrity. You’re not Paris Hilton you stupid bitch. We are here, and we’re done with you getting away with your crimes. Virginia or Ohio “WE SEE YOU”.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: take this job and shove it ()
Date: May 13, 2026 01:16PM

about wade Wrote:
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> hammie made him quit his job and go on SSI

is that the one who got his teeth jacked up in a mosh pit?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: I knew about papa johns ()
Date: May 13, 2026 01:20PM

Hammie creates drama Wrote:
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> When peep ran away Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hammie interjected herself into that drama,
> too?
>
> Yes. Megan contacted the police and falsely
> accused eesh of having killed or abducted TJ. It
> wasted time and resources because the police have
> to investigate every tip, no matter how absurd.
> There was an active investigation and search for
> TJ, and his mother had even given tearful news
> interviews, desperate to find her wayward
> delinquent child.
>
> Megan is famous for having called the national
> headquarters for Papa Johns pizza to lodge
> complaints about the Fairfax City franchise,
> despite the fact she had never ordered from there,
> eaten a pizza from there, or worked there.
> Hammie's complaint resulted in several employees
> being fired, including the father and sole
> breadwinner of a special-needs child.

But I didn't know about her meddling in the search for peep. That wasted time, and potentially put peep in greater danger if something nefarious had really happened.

What was hammie's reason for that? To get at eesh, or just to feel important? Or did she really imagine little eesh would have a hope in hell of trying to abduct a big bastard like TJ?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Namitard ()
Date: May 13, 2026 01:38PM

Or maybe, she wanted to keep being noticed. She loves this thread, it gives her recognition, why do you think she still checks to this day even though she lives in Ohio. She loves this shit. Good, bad, indifferent, it’s all about her. We all know she leaked her nudes, she posts here as herself or a different name. This thread is what gets her off. She is so addicted to this site, I guarantee Wade tells her to stay off it, but she’s addicted. She always will be. Good or bad she fingers that black hole they call a pussy to it.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hammiisagoblin ()
Date: May 13, 2026 02:49PM

Namitard Wrote:
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> Or maybe, she wanted to keep being noticed. She
> loves this thread, it gives her recognition, why
> do you think she still checks to this day even
> though she lives in Ohio. She loves this shit.
> Good, bad, indifferent, it’s all about her. We
> all know she leaked her nudes, she posts here as
> herself or a different name. This thread is what
> gets her off. She is so addicted to this site, I
> guarantee Wade tells her to stay off it, but
> she’s addicted. She always will be. Good or bad
> she fingers that black hole they call a pussy to
> it.

She gets to pretend to be the biggest victim ever™ by pointing to this site and claiming she's being stalked, harassed, terrorized, or whatever else she tells herself. In the meantime, she continues to put her entire life publicly online picks fights with new people, and posts long explanations of her crimes where she somehow is not at fault or blames "trauma".

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Page 171! ()
Date: May 13, 2026 03:08PM

Years ago I used to post lyrics on this thread, back in day when hammie was directly and incessantly debating people here

Sung to the tune of 100 bottles of beer on the wall

68 pages of shit in this thread
68 pages of shit
Post some crap
Hammie posts back
69 pages of shit in this thread

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: God Bless Megan ()
Date: May 13, 2026 03:55PM

Unlike you degenerate yokels I want to praise Megan and thank NAMI for giving her a richly deserved award. She HAS made the world a better place. Let me explain...

Years ago my little girl was in middle school and she didn't want to do her math homework and was saying math is dumb and girls don't need to do it, and I grabbed her and I said, "Do you know what happens to girls who can't do math? DO YOU?" And I was casting around for an answer in my head because I hadn't thought this all the way through, and then I remembered this thread. And I said, "They...they become HAMBEASTS!" "What's a hambeast, Daddy?" she asked. Well, I showed her this thread (so much shorter then), but of course I skipped over the photo of her purple prolapsed butt, and that one where her fucked up tits have the nipples pointing in entirely different directions, and the one where she has a weasel up her butt, but I did show her that one where she has the really rat face and the globs of medicated cream all over her (looking like the end result of a bukkake party for guys who need better hydration), and after showing her that and Megan's loser friends she started screaming, "No, no, nonoNONONO, DADDY I DON'T WANNA BE A HAMBEAST!!!!!! DON'T LET ME BECOME A HAMBEAST!!!!!!!!" and she settled down and did her math homework, and you know what? That girl is graduating this year from Princeton with an undergraduate degree in theoretical physics, and she's planning on getting her PhD. Couldn't have done it without you Meg. Without the example you set my girl never would have buckled down and attended her studies. Y'all may be more concerned about some little fender-bender she had with a motorcycle and what not, but I shall should it from the very rooftops, "THANK GOD FOR MEGAN TOOHEY PRICE!!!!" Nay, thank God a hundred--a thousand times. Megan, you are a credit to your species, whatever that may be. Thank you thank you thank you. Because of you my little girl is blossoming into a successful, wonderful young woman, rather than a skankalankadank. I thank you.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Skankalankadank? ()
Date: May 13, 2026 04:19PM

And may God bless YOU, my good sir, for increasing my vocabulary by one word!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Tick Tock ()
Date: May 13, 2026 09:20PM

Less than 13 hours till court. Will we see the official trial date??? We all need to know so we can make sure to be there.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Rebrand ()
Date: May 13, 2026 09:56PM

Maybe Megan should watch some Gypsy Rose Blanchard videos before she goes to prison. Then she will know how to rebrand herself when she's out.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Didn't work for me... ()
Date: May 13, 2026 11:33PM

God Bless Megan Wrote:
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> Unlike you degenerate yokels I want to praise
> Megan and thank NAMI for giving her a richly
> deserved award. She HAS made the world a better
> place. Let me explain...
>
> Years ago my little girl was in middle school and
> she didn't want to do her math homework and was
> saying math is dumb and girls don't need to do it,
> and I grabbed her and I said, "Do you know what
> happens to girls who can't do math? DO YOU?" And I
> was casting around for an answer in my head
> because I hadn't thought this all the way through,
> and then I remembered this thread. And I said,
> "They...they become HAMBEASTS!" "What's a
> hambeast, Daddy?" she asked. Well, I showed her
> this thread (so much shorter then), but of course
> I skipped over the photo of her purple prolapsed
> butt, and that one where her fucked up tits have
> the nipples pointing in entirely different
> directions, and the one where she has a weasel up
> her butt, but I did show her that one where she
> has the really rat face and the globs of medicated
> cream all over her (looking like the end result of
> a bukkake party for guys who need better
> hydration), and after showing her that and Megan's
> loser friends she started screaming, "No, no,
> nonoNONONO, DADDY I DON'T WANNA BE A
> HAMBEAST!!!!!! DON'T LET ME BECOME A
> HAMBEAST!!!!!!!!" and she settled down and did her
> math homework, and you know what? That girl is
> graduating this year from Princeton with an
> undergraduate degree in theoretical physics, and
> she's planning on getting her PhD. Couldn't have
> done it without you Meg. Without the example you
> set my girl never would have buckled down and
> attended her studies. Y'all may be more concerned
> about some little fender-bender she had with a
> motorcycle and what not, but I shall should it
> from the very rooftops, "THANK GOD FOR MEGAN
> TOOHEY PRICE!!!!" Nay, thank God a hundred--a
> thousand times. Megan, you are a credit to your
> species, whatever that may be. Thank you thank you
> thank you. Because of you my little girl is
> blossoming into a successful, wonderful young
> woman, rather than a skankalankadank. I thank you.


I showed my son the purple prolapse pic, and the multi-directional tittie pic, and he said 'Dad? I think I'm gay.....'

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Well wishes ()
Date: May 14, 2026 02:02AM

Megan’s accusations Wrote:
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> Well wishes Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > All of those women are in their 30s now, and
> some
> > still look good. I hope they’re all doing
> well,
> > wherever they are.
> >
> > As for Jinx, I really wish people would stop
> > mentioning her here. I know that I just did,
> but
> > it’s seriously in poor taste to bash the
> > deceased. She’s never done anything to
> anyone
> > here, and I don’t think she ever even posted.
>
> > If it hadn’t been for Megan’s social media
> > post accusing Josh of being responsible for her
> > death, FFXU would’ve never known who she was
>
>
> If you think Megan and her Hamsquad (specifically
> the 2 or 3 that are depicted in the fan art above)
> look good, you need an eye exam. The others who
> look good are not supporters of Megan and most
> never were.
>
> Jinx did visit the site and presumably still does.
> She was defending Megan here even before Megan
> moved to Ohio.

I was referring to the former friends and frienemies who have been brought up in this in the past, some having actually participated: Julia, Jackie, Quinn, Cassie, Stephanie, Kelly, Misty, Sarah, Meghan A, Tiffany, Mandy, and Janine.

How do you know for sure that Jinx posted here? Regardless, she is unfortunately no longer with us. My friend A.B. (won’t post his full name, don’t want him getting dragged into this) was close with her, they attended many cons together. I saw his memorial post back when she passed. Not sure what you or anyone else gains from claiming or suggesting that she’s alive.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Deadly Evidence ()
Date: May 14, 2026 05:55AM

Well wishes Wrote:
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> Megan’s accusations Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well wishes Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > All of those women are in their 30s now, and
> > some
> > > still look good. I hope they’re all doing
> > well,
> > > wherever they are.
> > >
> > > As for Jinx, I really wish people would stop
> > > mentioning her here. I know that I just did,
> > but
> > > it’s seriously in poor taste to bash the
> > > deceased. She’s never done anything to
> > anyone
> > > here, and I don’t think she ever even
> posted.
> >
> > > If it hadn’t been for Megan’s social
> media
> > > post accusing Josh of being responsible for
> her
> > > death, FFXU would’ve never known who she
> was
> >
> >
> > If you think Megan and her Hamsquad
> (specifically
> > the 2 or 3 that are depicted in the fan art
> above)
> > look good, you need an eye exam. The others
> who
> > look good are not supporters of Megan and most
> > never were.
> >
> > Jinx did visit the site and presumably still
> does.
> > She was defending Megan here even before Megan
> > moved to Ohio.
>
> I was referring to the former friends and
> frienemies who have been brought up in this in the
> past, some having actually participated: Julia,
> Jackie, Quinn, Cassie, Stephanie, Kelly, Misty,
> Sarah, Meghan A, Tiffany, Mandy, and Janine.
>
> How do you know for sure that Jinx posted here?
> Regardless, she is unfortunately no longer with
> us. My friend A.B. (won’t post his full name,
> don’t want him getting dragged into this) was
> close with her, they attended many cons together.
> I saw his memorial post back when she passed. Not
> sure what you or anyone else gains from claiming
> or suggesting that she’s alive.


Jinx is friends with Megan again and posted on her FB page. People have seen her alive. If she was really dead, Josh would have been on trial and there would be some news about it. When people die there is typically an obituary, death notice, funeral, and grave — even for a homeless vagrant or illegal with no family or friends — which Jinx is not — some or all of those take place.

Mandy is sadly actually dead.
Elizabeth Ellen Duke is unfortunately also dead.
Lenny Shultz aka “Warhawk” is dead; he tied up traffic for hours.
Richard Moreno, “tootguy” is dead.
Michael Allen Amstutz aka “Sheetz” is dead, murdered.
Landon Wade Bowers aka “Dane Bramage” or “Ying Ko” is dead.
Nicole Mittendorf is sadly dead, probably murdered.
Colton West is dead, despite uncertainty about the details.
Kieran Hart, Javon Prather, and Bijan Ghaisar are also dead, and their killers are not a secret.
Roberto Moya is dead.

Notice a difference? There is EVIDENCE and BODIES.

Shane Donahue is the only possibly deceased person where there is uncertainty.

Lizzie’s ferrets — like Starban the cat and Katie’s frog — don’t count but would have passed from old age by now.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Do not invoke Starban! ()
Date: May 14, 2026 01:34PM

Didn't eesh go to jail for that?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Fry Her ()
Date: May 14, 2026 03:34PM

No update yet on how court went today for the piggy. We want to know when justice will be done on this vile cunt. Anthony deserves justice.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Justice Soon ()
Date: May 14, 2026 03:39PM

Justice for Anthony!! Send the vile racist to prison.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Master of Hambeasts ()
Date: May 14, 2026 03:54PM

Maybe today in court she did the right thing and took responsibility for her actions for the first time in her entire life and admitted to driving drunk and hit--oh who the fuck am I kidding. I can't type that with a straight face. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! She'll try to weasel out of it and avoid punishment like she always does. Probably give the judge a hot-n-sloppy, the fukkin hooo-ah.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hammie and weasels ()
Date: May 14, 2026 04:44PM

Master of Hambeasts Wrote:
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> Maybe today in court she did the right thing and
> took responsibility for her actions for the first
> time in her entire life and admitted to driving
> drunk and hit--oh who the fuck am I kidding. I
> can't type that with a straight face.
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! She'll try to weasel out of
> it and avoid punishment like she always does.
> Probably give the judge a hot-n-sloppy, the fukkin
> hooo-ah.

I hope she doesn't do anything with a weasel in court

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hammie update ()
Date: May 14, 2026 04:52PM

Hammie really thinks a fake award and a stack of character references from the hambeast parade are going to magically transform her into mother teresa. She is doing exactly what everyone predicted by rolling into court with her own personal scrapbook of "hammie is the best" testimonials from her fellow hambeasts.
Her entire character reference list is just one long hambeast stampede of wheezing land whales all mooing “she’s a good person, your honor” in between handfuls of cheetos.



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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hamslam McGann ()
Date: May 14, 2026 06:37PM

Who the fuck is writing character references for a drunk driver who tried to kill a guy? God, this creature is such a pig.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hambeast Parade ()
Date: May 14, 2026 07:15PM

Hamslam McGann Wrote:
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> Who the fuck is writing character references for a
> drunk driver who tried to kill a guy? God, this
> creature is such a pig.


probably her three trashy criminal friends

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: all charges dropped! ()
Date: May 14, 2026 08:44PM

In light of hammie's past trauma, and her invaluable service to the community, hammie has ben exhonerated, with apologies from the Mahoning Court for dragging this out so long!

Also, hammie has turned state's evidence on dozens of FFU participants by way of the thousands of pages of printouts she saved from this site.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Independent lol ()
Date: May 14, 2026 08:58PM

LMFAO when has she ever been independent? She has maybe, and I am being very generous, been gainfully employed for 5 years total in her entire life.

Adoptive father paid all her bills for years, besides the times she sponged off others. Not only does drain people financially, but also mentally. When she bleeds one person dry she moves onto the next. I would suspect she is on SSDI like her husband at this point. I would also guess she doesn't pay any money towards the support of her kids.

She soes not have a single family member or longtime friend in her life. She claims it's always everyone else, but the common denominator is her.

She has stolen, cheated, and lied her way through life. She's almost 40 years with nothing to show. Being some TTI "star" is her last ditch effort in trying to be important and famous. That's really what she wants. Remember how psyched she was to be on 48 house and told everyone...she thought that was going to be her ticket.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Panera Bread in Ohio ()
Date: May 14, 2026 09:13PM

Independent lol Wrote:
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> LMFAO when has she ever been independent? She has
> maybe, and I am being very generous, been
> gainfully employed for 5 years total in her entire
> life.
>
> Adoptive father paid all her bills for years,
> besides the times she sponged off others. Not only
> does drain people financially, but also mentally.
> When she bleeds one person dry she moves onto the
> next. I would suspect she is on SSDI like her
> husband at this point. I would also guess she
> doesn't pay any money towards the support of her
> kids.
>
> She soes not have a single family member or
> longtime friend in her life. She claims it's
> always everyone else, but the common denominator
> is her.
>
> She has stolen, cheated, and lied her way through
> life. She's almost 40 years with nothing to show.
> Being some TTI "star" is her last ditch effort in
> trying to be important and famous. That's really
> what she wants. Remember how psyched she was to be
> on 48 house and told everyone...she thought that
> was going to be her ticket.

She worked very briefly at Panera Bread in Ohio. It did not last long

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Megbeastlyhamajamma ()
Date: May 14, 2026 09:51PM

She doesn’t get that her character is based on whether she possesses integrity or remorse when she wrongs others. It’s not a proposal she gets to agree or disagree with unless she admits she is a narcissist. You’re either a narcissist or a liar. Or both.
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Lizzie did too! ()
Date: May 14, 2026 10:02PM

Panera Bread in Ohio Wrote:
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> She worked very briefly at Panera Bread in Ohio.
> It did not last long


Lizzie worked at Panera Bread in Virginia! I wonder if Megan followed Lizzie's example and threw away the dishes rather than wash them.

At the rate Megan is going she won't have earned enough to qualify for regular social security.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Social Insecurity ()
Date: May 14, 2026 10:18PM

what happens if your lifetime earnings are negligible?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Sureallknow ()
Date: May 14, 2026 10:37PM

She pays no child support. The short time she received in 2019 she used to go to the bar. To this day she’s paid neither father a cent of child support, and both are well off enough they have no interest in pursuing her dumb ass for anything. They’d rather get no support from her rather than embarrass their kids with knowing Pennywise the Trauma Clown was their first apartment.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Welfare Queen ()
Date: May 14, 2026 10:49PM

She doesn't qualify for SSDI due to a lack of work history. She would have to have worked 5 out of the last 10 years. Based on this thread I dont think she has. SS retirement you only have to have worked 10 years, but you obviously don't get it until retirement age. Best she can hope for is SSI because there is no work history requirements. That maxes out at a whopping $994 a month. But I am sure she would qualify for Section 8, food stamps, and free healthcare.

She'll never look for a job again. The restitution she would owe Anthony would be enormous. I hope he sues the fuck out of the insurance company who insured that car because they won't get anything from Megan. I am assuming there was insurance on the vehicle because wouldn't she have gotten a ticket for driving without insurance (even if she had no license and not her car).

People like her and her husband, who stated he could still work, but she made him go on SSDI are what give these programs a bad name.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: still no update ()
Date: May 15, 2026 12:37AM

Fry Her Wrote:
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> No update yet on how court went today for the
> piggy. We want to know when justice will be done
> on this vile cunt. Anthony deserves justice.


Meanwhile, hammie remains on the loose!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: FFXU and hammie....... ()
Date: May 15, 2026 01:09AM

Unlike any other member of he FFXU Fantastic Five, megan has remained a perennial favorite talking point on this forum - I guess because she continues to post her entire life on the internet for the whole world to see. Or because she manages to make the news.

But of the Fantastic Five - peeshlizmizmeg - megan stands out.

I have no idea what eesh, liz, or miz are doing.
Peep? I understand his recent activities have involved a lot of jail time, however I don't know any of the particulars.
But megan and her actions are well know to any on this board who care. On FFXU, megan is eternal.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hammies bpd ()
Date: May 15, 2026 05:40PM

hammie wants everyone to know shes not dramatic. just bpd.

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i bet she is going to go for the bpd insanity defense in her case. symptoms of BPD include
Unstable relationships: Healthy relationships may be difficult to manage because you may quickly change your view of someone from love to hate unpredictably.

Impulsive behaviors that can have dangerous outcomes, such as excessive spending, unsafe sex, reckless driving, or misuse or overuse of substances. Probably going to claim she can't drive or drive normally because of bpd.

Mood changes: You might feel intense emotions like uncontrollable anger, fear, anxiety, hatred, sadness and love. These moods change often and quickly. They usually only last a few hours and rarely more than a few days.

Intense anger: You may have a lot of trouble controlling your temper. This could lead to physical fights or frequent outbursts. You may feel shame or guilt after.

Periods of stress-related paranoia and loss of contact with reality. These periods can last from a few minutes to a few hours.

Dissociative feelings—disconnecting from your thoughts or sense of identity or “out of body” type of feelings—and stress-related paranoid thoughts. Severe cases of stress can also lead to brief psychotic episodes.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Boozing and Criusing with BPD ()
Date: May 15, 2026 06:01PM

She is right when she says "BPD" doesn't make a person evil. Drinking and then crippling a person in a drunk driving accident makes a person evil. If it was intentional as she has previously claimed then it is even more evil. She should be damned to whatever circle in Hell that forces the doomed souls to listen to Meade Skelton music for all eternity.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Suck a fat one tonight Megan ()
Date: May 15, 2026 06:29PM

I’ve never once heard CPTSD as being associated with manipulation. Go shove some more weasels up your ass, Hammie.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Leave da woodland critters alone ()
Date: May 15, 2026 06:51PM

No, Hammie, please don't stick anymore animals into your prolapsed purple rectum. They don't deserve that fate, you nasty old ho.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Addicted to victimhood ()
Date: May 15, 2026 06:53PM

She just addicted to feeling like a victim and discovering new diseases she supposedly has. Can't wait until she runs out of mental stuff and starts doing the fake physical problems like Morgellons, fibromyalgia, restless leg, and lupus. She'll be showing up at the doctor's office with a matchbox full of her scabs talking about the threads crawling out of her skin.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: not sure about your diagnosis ()
Date: May 15, 2026 07:12PM

hammies bpd Wrote:
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>
>
> Periods .... loss of
> contact with reality. These periods can last from
> a few minutes to a few hours.
>
>


What about a few decades?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: meade's been pulling that shit ()
Date: May 15, 2026 07:15PM

Addicted to victimhood Wrote:
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> She just addicted to feeling like a victim and
> discovering new diseases she supposedly has. Can't
> wait until she runs out of mental stuff and starts
> doing the fake physical problems like Morgellons,
> fibromyalgia, restless leg, and lupus. She'll be
> showing up at the doctor's office with a matchbox
> full of her scabs talking about the threads
> crawling out of her skin.


He has long claimed to have lyme disease and fibromyalgia, but lately it's also been GERD and IBS and tachycardia and bradycardia and probably other shit I can't even recall.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hammiewontgetfar ()
Date: May 15, 2026 07:17PM

Addicted to victimhood Wrote:
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> She just addicted to feeling like a victim and
> discovering new diseases she supposedly has. Can't
> wait until she runs out of mental stuff and starts
> doing the fake physical problems like Morgellons,
> fibromyalgia, restless leg, and lupus. She'll be
> showing up at the doctor's office with a matchbox
> full of her scabs talking about the threads
> crawling out of her skin.


cptsd isnt a real diagnosis in the usa. without a doctor signing off saying she has the rest, it wont be a factor

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hammies diagnosis ()
Date: May 16, 2026 01:08AM

hammie just posted on facebook that her therapist diagnosed her with autism and bpd in therapy on one random day.

bpd requires a comprehensive clinical evaluation, so it is unlikely that it happened just randomly in therapy one day.

definitely not for autism. it is diagnosed through a battery of formal tests administered by medical specialists or highly specialized clinicians. A therapist can refer her to a specialist to start that process, but they cannot just say "you're autistic" in the middle of therapy.

so hammie just showed the world she is a liar and cant back up her so-called diagnosis in court as an excuse for her behavior.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Ham Slammer ()
Date: May 16, 2026 09:27AM

Will no one rid us of this troublesome hambeast?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hambeastiality ()
Date: May 16, 2026 09:38AM

Ham Slammer Wrote:
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> Will no one rid us of this troublesome hambeast?

Judges are always biased towards giving light sentences to females

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Infotainment ()
Date: May 16, 2026 09:47AM

At least prosecutors are reading everything that’s being sent to them. Her motion for 3 hours outside the house was denied based off her failures to appear in Loudon County from 2020-2025. I’m sure all the records from ffx county are also a big talking point for the prosecution.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: For the sake of the children... ()
Date: May 16, 2026 10:08AM

What will happen when her kids wander onto this site.

Kiddo: Daddy Daddy this scary picture is of a purple prolapse-what does it mean?

Pops: It means the greatest gift your mother has given you was to abandon you entirely.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hammie's digital footprint ()
Date: May 16, 2026 11:49AM

For the sake of the children... Wrote:
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> What will happen when her kids wander onto this
> site.
>
> Kiddo: Daddy Daddy this scary picture is of a
> purple prolapse-what does it mean?
>
> Pops: It means the greatest gift your mother has
> given you was to abandon you entirely.


It's why hammie is trying so hard to win an'award'. She wants her various children to believe all of this was part of some glorious struggle, and not simply her being, well, a hambeast.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hammies awards ()
Date: May 16, 2026 01:22PM

hammie's digital footprint Wrote:
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> For the sake of the children... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What will happen when her kids wander onto this
> > site.
> >
> > Kiddo: Daddy Daddy this scary picture is of a
> > purple prolapse-what does it mean?
> >
> > Pops: It means the greatest gift your mother
> has
> > given you was to abandon you entirely.
>
>
> It's why hammie is trying so hard to win
> an'award'. She wants her various children to
> believe all of this was part of some glorious
> struggle, and not simply her being, well, a
> hambeast.


I doubt she cares that much about what her children think of her or else she wouldn't have ditched them in a different state. She only cares about what strangers think of her. She is so desperate to be taken seriously

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: nonbinary hammie ()
Date: May 16, 2026 04:01PM

new grift. hammie is now pretending to be trans

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Trans hammie? ()
Date: May 16, 2026 04:11PM

Is she going to try to look like a man? Good Lord, she's gonna end up looking like eesh!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: What trauma? ()
Date: May 16, 2026 04:54PM

Legit, what actual trauma has this hambeast ever endured? Other than prolapsing her rectum and getting a weasel stuck in her ass? I don't think getting sent to a school for delinquent kids and having someone repost nudes you took and not getting enough hugs from daddy count as trauma. What trauma does she think she's endured?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Out the window ()
Date: May 16, 2026 06:54PM

There was that time she was crying about how her phone was the one nice thing she'd done for herself and then her boyfriend or whatever said, "Didn't your dad buy you that?" and she psychotically went from crying to screaming banshee and said, "You fucking nigger, it's going out the window" and chucked his phone out. That was pretty traumatizing for her.

Also every time she has to see herself in the mirror. I'd fucking kill myself if I looked that bad.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: what IS the story with the nudez ()
Date: May 16, 2026 09:12PM

how did hammie's nudez end up all over the internet?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: this is what 39 looks like ()
Date: May 17, 2026 04:50PM

we laugh at you for the overuse of filters too. "this is what 39 looks like". you mean shitty caked on eye makeup and fake eyelashes?



Screenshot 2026 05 17 13 45 00

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Ham slammer ()
Date: May 17, 2026 06:24PM

That's why you shouldn't do meth, and should lay off the carbs. Yeeeeeeesh. What a fuckkin pig. I gotta go find that thread from years ago where some guy reviewed her when she was turning tricks out of her car. He had a description of her then.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Mugshot Unfiltered ()
Date: May 17, 2026 06:33PM

Has she forgotten her mugshot. THAT is what Megan unfiltered looks like.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Black mold is dangerous ()
Date: May 17, 2026 06:43PM

That nasty ass black mold on the shower. White trash like her really do live like fucking pigs. The absolute squalor of the world these gross animals inhabit is inconceivable to me. The cunt's home all day on house arrest, she can't pick up a brush and start scrubbing? Does "tRaUmA" make you allergic to doing the most basic of housekeeping tasks? Bitch need to put down the keyboard and pick up some cleaning supplies. GROSS!!!!!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: djt ()
Date: May 17, 2026 06:45PM

Hammie's only hope is to get the Mar-A-Lago look, become a MAGAtard if she isn't already, and see if she can use her hambeast powers to ensorcel Donny and get a pardon.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: squalor barbie ()
Date: May 17, 2026 07:02PM

Black mold is dangerous Wrote:
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> That nasty ass black mold on the shower. White
> trash like her really do live like fucking pigs.
> The absolute squalor of the world these gross
> animals inhabit is inconceivable to me. The cunt's
> home all day on house arrest, she can't pick up a
> brush and start scrubbing? Does "tRaUmA" make you
> allergic to doing the most basic of housekeeping
> tasks? Bitch need to put down the keyboard and
> pick up some cleaning supplies. GROSS!!!!!


As I recall from the vid of her chucking the phone out the window, the apartment was pretty much of a garbage dump as well. And when she was car camping, she was attacked by cockroaches. Who TF has cockroaches in their car FFS?

I'd use the term 'pig sty' but I understand pigs are actually very clean creatures so it's unfair to use them as a metaphor for hammie.

My sympathies go out to any apartment neighbors she has ever had. Some perfectly nice tidy person keeping their own unit in perfect order, but having to endure the odors and bugs and mice emanating from next door. Plus periodic inability to use the bathroom because hammie flushed something stupid down the crapper and fucked up the exit plumbing for the entire complex.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hammies hambeast parade ()
Date: May 17, 2026 09:18PM

when hambeasts form a pack... wtf is wrong with her face? did she get those shitty tattoos from her prison wife?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: jfc that face ()
Date: May 17, 2026 09:22PM

talk about a jumpscare!!!!!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hambeast stampede ()
Date: May 17, 2026 09:31PM

signal 2026 05 17 182754

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Fine with me ()
Date: May 17, 2026 10:02PM

I don't agree with that lady and her standing up for Megan, but I dont think making fun of her looks is right. She had the balls to do what Megan cannot; post a truly unfiltered picture for the world to see.

The problem with Megan's picture is not whether she looks good or bad, but that she is unauthentic. Her socials are carefully curated to hide her feelings of inadequacy. Her post shows that because she has a mountain of makeup on while implying this is what she naturally looks like.

The twisting of stories and telling half-truths also show how insecure she is, wants to be seen as a martyr, desperately wants approval from anyone. Like her recent post about her daughter. She implies she is a good mother and evil baby daddy is out to get her and won't let her see her daughter. I am sure he did stop her daughter from seeing her in order to protect an innocent child. However, Megan has paid no child support, is living with a man she claims beat her to oblivion, has no transportation, and can't even go to the state her daughter is in due to a warrant. She always leaves so much out of her stories because she is trying to present herself as something she is not.

I would urge Megan's devotees to research some of her stories. You will find lies through ommission, exaggerations, as well as straight up lies. Check now before you learn who she really is the hard way. This is typically what happens:

1. She will love bomb you and flatter you. She does this to try and show everyone else is wrong about her and that she genuinely cares about you as a friend or partner. She will be fun and outgoing at this stage.

2. You will start to see cracks, but this will inevitably be attributed to the trauma, past or present, she has had to deal with. You will provide support, but you will notice she does not reciprocate. This becomes draining, but you continue on.

3. Some emergency will pop up that is world ending in Megan's mind. The problem is generally her own creation, but you feel bad and want to help her. You help her because you are trying to be a good person.

4. After helping her you will find out she did something shitty to you. Like stealing your mom's credit cards, stealing items from your house, lying about you to other people, etc. When you confront her she will claim ignorance, that she is being framed, or someone is just lying to you...because she is always the victim.

5. Once there are any repercussions for what she did to you, she will twist the story to make you sound evil to everyone else and you are just out to get her. Like the girl that called the cops for Megan when her husband allegedly beat her up. Doctored screenshots that make you look crazy and that Megan had no idea you act3d on her behalf. She will now make it her mission to discredit you so she can continue on as a victim that everyone in the history of the world has mistreated.

6. She either moves on to another person unfamiliar with her bullshit or she has no one else so she comes back to you. She will privately profusely apologize, while still telling others you wronged her, are a liar, and Megan is just graciously giving you another chance. Either way, she process starts over again at 1.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: GoFundMe ()
Date: May 17, 2026 10:11PM

Does Megan's victim have a gofundme? I bet a lot of people that visit this site would donate. If for no other reason than to serve as a Fuck You to Megan because her seeing so may people donate to this man would infuriate her.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hambeastiality ()
Date: May 17, 2026 10:15PM

hammies hambeast parade Wrote:
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> when hambeasts form a pack... wtf is wrong with
> her face? did she get those shitty tattoos from
> her prison wife?
>
> src="https://i.ibb.co/0p4jgj1h/Screenshot-2026-05-
> 17-18-15-04.png" alt="Screenshot 2026 05 17 18 15
> 04" border="0">

> src="https://i.ibb.co/KzfgFJBY/IMG-0747.jpg"
> alt="IMG-0747" border="0">



Her face looks ok. The shitty prison tattoos definitely do not.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: America's funniest home videos! ()
Date: May 17, 2026 10:58PM

Watch it for yourself.

The video is still on this site as an attachment. New attachments are broken but it accessed through this post.

Is it too late to send it off to NAMI?


http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/1831335/1831335.html#msg-1831335

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: a warrant? ()
Date: May 17, 2026 11:45PM

Fine with me Wrote:
- Megan h and can't even go to the
> state her daughter is in due to a warrant.





Where? In Virginia? Hammie has warrants? What for?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hambeast stampede ()
Date: May 18, 2026 02:22PM

the hambeast stampede is now targeting paris hilton as if she cares about or knows who they are

Screenshot-2026-05-18-11-13-58
Screenshot-2026-05-18-11-18-10
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these hambeasts really hate skinny blond women dont they?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Stupid or something ()
Date: May 18, 2026 03:33PM

You can disagree with Paris Hilton all you want, no one gives a fuck. People do grow, make mistakes, and rebuild. Megan just does not ever take accountability for her actions. She never admits fault, never apologizes, and most importantly never learns.

She does do this for clout. Tell me how all her devotees knew to nominate her for an award from an organization that most people have never heard of, and in a chapter outside of where she lives. She told them directly or indirectly.

Again, is she stupid. That name is not trademarked no matter how much you wish it was. Mattel would never let that happen as they defend the Barbie name and they aren't going to let a lunatic use that name, let alone trademark it.Go ahead waste your money and try. When Mattel sends you an actual cease and desist that will be hilarious watching you go back through everything to remove those references. They have actual lawyers, not just some idiot who looks up cease and desist templates to amend and send to people.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Sig a sig Freud ()
Date: May 18, 2026 04:02PM

America's funniest home videos! Wrote:
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> Watch it for yourself.
>

> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/18
> 31335/1831335.html#msg-1831335

0:37-0:45 The hambeast psychotically shrieks about her phone, her rat face screwed up into an evil scowl.

"You said your dad got that for you."

Immediately realizing the fake emotions and shrieking have had no effect, all emotion drains from her face at 0:46 right before the infamous "it's going out the window" cry.

This is what a psychopath looks like folks. Psychohambeast.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Troubled tiddies industry ()
Date: May 18, 2026 04:06PM

This constant carping about the TrOuBlEd TeEn InDuStRy is hilarious. Bitch, they sent you to a school for juvenile delinquents and they made you do hard work for the first time in your life and yelled at you. That's not trauma or abuse and you're nothing but a brittle, delinquent snowflake who can dish it out but can't take it. Get over yourself. Being made accountable isn't trauma for normal people.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Lazy Ohioans ()
Date: May 18, 2026 04:07PM

Hey Mahoning County get your shit together and update your pages. We want to find out when the hambeast will finally be brought to justice for her crimes.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: What about the warrants? ()
Date: May 18, 2026 04:12PM

Does hammie have warrants in Virginia, and if so, why wasn't she extradited when mahoning had her in custody, or do they even do that?

Also is hammie seriously trying to appropriate 'Barbie' as her personal trademark? I can't imagine Mattel would look kindly on that.

Finally, kudos to anyone actually reading through, and interpreting, her posts! I simply can't forge through it; her ramblings and rantings make my head throb!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Holy shit they did ()
Date: May 18, 2026 04:12PM

Holy shit they head you. It's now updated. Back again on June 30. Looks like the popo are holding things up now. This wretched hambeast will never face justice for her brutal crimes.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: No police report? ()
Date: May 18, 2026 04:19PM

Is hammie going to skate because of some missing paperwork?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Yeezy Sleezy ()
Date: May 18, 2026 04:22PM

WTF is a yeezy slide? Y'all need to be selling sleazy slides in this thread. THe hambeast could rep them. Also, what's this with the hambeast trying to be a transbeast? Now that's just silly, Megan. We've all see your nasty vajay-jay. Hell there was a time in like 2015 where every day coming to this site you'd run the risk of seeing your diseased genitals, and it's like, "No, please, I don't want to see this," but there they'd be, all discolored and flappy, looking like the aftermath of carving the christmas turkey with a sawzall.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: psychohambeast ()
Date: May 18, 2026 04:25PM

Psychotranshambeast.

You fucking tranny, it's going out the window!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Not just FFU ()
Date: May 18, 2026 04:25PM

Miz's attorneys saw fit to display hammie's purple prolapse picture in court.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Fuck you kari ()
Date: May 18, 2026 05:11PM

Dude that fat Kari cunt is such a fucking beast. Terrible musician, too. Somebody should get off their ass and put her in another three day hold. Or preferably much longer hold. What a flabby assed twat!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Werner Erhard hates Hammie, too ()
Date: May 18, 2026 05:18PM

“MY MOM BANGED Werner Erhard AT AN EST CONFERENCE” -The sickening filthy beast known as Hammie’s bestie, Kari Bunn. Everyone hates her, even Paris Hilton.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hambeast parade ()
Date: May 18, 2026 05:19PM

Fuck you kari Wrote:
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> Dude that fat Kari cunt is such a fucking beast.
> Terrible musician, too. Somebody should get off
> their ass and put her in another three day hold.
> Or preferably much longer hold. What a flabby
> assed twat!

looks like a flat pancake ass from sitting down too long

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: hammies hambeast ()
Date: May 18, 2026 05:20PM

Werner Erhard hates Hammie, too Wrote:
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> “MY MOM BANGED Werner Erhard AT AN EST
> CONFERENCE” -The sickening filthy beast known as
> Hammie’s bestie, Kari Bunn. Everyone hates her,
> even Paris Hilton.


no wonder she gets along with hammie

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Maybe not ()
Date: May 18, 2026 05:32PM

I thought she had a warrant due to unpaid court costs and fines. People talked about it on here forever ago. Maybe she did but not anymore? Not really sure.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Warrant or not... ()
Date: May 18, 2026 05:40PM

Even if hammie had warrants here, does Virginia really want her back? We would have to feed and house her at the jail. This is expensive. As it stands now, she is Ohio's problem. They can feed her and hose her down every week or two, and deal with her drama. I'm sure the correctional staff just love putting up with all her shit.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Defense strategy ()
Date: May 18, 2026 05:50PM

Looks like the defense is hanging their argument on "prove she ran a stop sign. If you can't it's literally a he said, she said". Weren't there witnesses to this though? Not sure that is a valid legal argument. Both sides have to provide documentation through discovery. If something wasn't completed the defense cannot say the state is withholding evidence. If the police did do this but haven't yet provided the documentation, it still does not count as withholding unless the report is not provided to the defense by the date in that order. It would appear that neither the state's attorney nor the defense have this report at this time.

The state must have a strong case or they would have offered a much lower plea deal by now. I believe the defense recognizes this, so they are trying to work technicalities and delay a trial as much as possible. As long as the state and the police have properly, and sufficiently, documented actions then there should be no issue convicting Megan. I would also bet they will go for a judge trial instead of a jury trial. The defense will rely heavily on technicalities, IMO, which the judge would understand better than a jury. Also they seem to be banking on the judge being sympathetic to Megan's possible mitigating circumstances at the inevitable sentencing and focus on rehabilitation. I think the judge is smart enough to not fall for her sob story.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Last thing ()
Date: May 18, 2026 06:21PM

Based on pictures of the motorcycle, I would guess it's a cruiser type of Harley. Unless it's really old, it should have come with GPS. Even when GPS is not being used, the memory stores the routes taken. Likewise for the car. Hopefully the police pursued warrants for the data on each vehicle to show the routes traveled and if their paths crossed at any time that day before the accident. If they did not, it might be too late if the car and bike have been junked. Cell phone data could also be used, but I think GPS data would be more accurate to track in this instance. Might be worth checking because Megan would have only deleted the "a motorcycle was following me" post if that was relevant to this case, like why would she randomly delete that post otherwise?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Wham Bam Thank You Ham ()
Date: May 23, 2026 01:49PM

I can't believe this hambeast hasn't been thrown in the graybar hotel yet. Fukkin skank.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Accident report ()
Date: May 23, 2026 02:04PM

The accident report is public knowledge. Not hard to get.
Attachments:
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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Info2 ()
Date: May 23, 2026 02:16PM


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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Slam the Ham ()
Date: May 23, 2026 02:32PM

Info2 Wrote:
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> https://ohtrafficdata.dps.ohio.gov/CrashRetrieval
>
> Crash number: 25Y042517

According to that, Hammie has a different address than the Wade feller who owns the car. What's up with that, then?

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Pennywise the Trauma Clown ()
Date: May 23, 2026 02:39PM

Probably Hammie never updated her license address. Couldn't be bothered to get car insurance, couldn't be bothered to take a DUI test. Unless it involves stuffing food into her gob, deviant risky sex, or typing 20 paragraphs of gibberish about how much tRaUmA she's suffered, she can't be bothered to do it. Must be her autism/PTSD/whatever other fake thing she's been diagnosed with to blame. But surely not her. She is, after all, an Elite Yelper and a Notary. And that's gotta count for something.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Big Chief Slapaho ()
Date: May 23, 2026 02:56PM

In a recent FB post, Hammie complains like 12 paragraphs in, in a single sentence, that "her son" is being forced into the TrOuBlEd TeEn InDuStRy. Is this the half-black kid she used to have or a different one? Is this the one who broke the phone her dad got for her--or at least "the back screen" of the phone? How many kids does she have? She's like that lady in Law and Order: Special Victims Unit (DUNG DUNG) where anytime they don't know how to end an episode, and there's a kid involved, she ends up "adopting" the kid, but then you never hear about that kid again, except for the gay one who does ballet. Hammie's like that. Seems like she's always pooping out kids, but then you never hear about them again.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: so glad FFU is back up ()
Date: May 23, 2026 03:29PM

i need my hammie fix!

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: The witnesses against hammie ()
Date: May 23, 2026 03:34PM

Defense strategy Wrote:
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> Looks like the defense is hanging their argument
> on "prove she ran a stop sign. If you can't it's
> literally a he said, she said". Weren't there
> witnesses to this though? Not sure that is a valid
> legal argument. Both sides have to provide
> documentation through discovery. If something
> wasn't completed the defense cannot say the state
> is withholding evidence. If the police did do this
> but haven't yet provided the documentation, it
> still does not count as withholding unless the
> report is not provided to the defense by the date
> in that order. It would appear that neither the
> state's attorney nor the defense have this report
> at this time.
>
> The state must have a strong case or they would
> have offered a much lower plea deal by now. I
> believe the defense recognizes this, so they are
> trying to work technicalities and delay a trial as
> much as possible. As long as the state and the
> police have properly, and sufficiently, documented
> actions then there should be no issue convicting
> Megan. I would also bet they will go for a judge
> trial instead of a jury trial. The defense will
> rely heavily on technicalities, IMO, which the
> judge would understand better than a jury. Also
> they seem to be banking on the judge being
> sympathetic to Megan's possible mitigating
> circumstances at the inevitable sentencing and
> focus on rehabilitation. I think the judge is
> smart enough to not fall for her sob story.

Definitely were witnesses, because videos of the crash were being posted. The victim's friends and family went to social media the days after the crash and asked people to take down videos since it showed their family member being hurt. I am sure that even if the videos didn't capture the moment of impact, the witnesses behind the camera probably saw it before they grabbed their phones and the police likely interviewed them after arriving on the scene.

If Hammie drove off afterwards or turned out to be drunk, they're going to have a hard time calling it a "he said, she said" when her narrative isn't coming from a clear mind. The other issue for her is that she was not legally allowed to be on the road and behind the wheel since she had no license. The act of her getting behind the wheel of a car and driving was illegal on that alone.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: HambeastsBeBeasting ()
Date: May 23, 2026 03:37PM

Defense strategy Wrote:
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> Looks like the defense is hanging their argument
> on "prove she ran a stop sign. If you can't it's
> literally a he said, she said". Weren't there
> witnesses to this though? Not sure that is a valid
> legal argument. Both sides have to provide
> documentation through discovery. If something
> wasn't completed the defense cannot say the state
> is withholding evidence. If the police did do this
> but haven't yet provided the documentation, it
> still does not count as withholding unless the
> report is not provided to the defense by the date
> in that order. It would appear that neither the
> state's attorney nor the defense have this report
> at this time.
>
> The state must have a strong case or they would
> have offered a much lower plea deal by now. I
> believe the defense recognizes this, so they are
> trying to work technicalities and delay a trial as
> much as possible. As long as the state and the
> police have properly, and sufficiently, documented
> actions then there should be no issue convicting
> Megan. I would also bet they will go for a judge
> trial instead of a jury trial. The defense will
> rely heavily on technicalities, IMO, which the
> judge would understand better than a jury. Also
> they seem to be banking on the judge being
> sympathetic to Megan's possible mitigating
> circumstances at the inevitable sentencing and
> focus on rehabilitation. I think the judge is
> smart enough to not fall for her sob story.


They might have offered her a lower sentence to save the taxpayers the money of going through a whole trial, but knowing Hammie's narcissistic ass, she probably declined and wants a full-blown courtroom drama so she can make it all about herself.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: HammieAndWade ()
Date: May 23, 2026 03:40PM

Slam the Ham Wrote:
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> Info2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> https://ohtrafficdata.dps.ohio.gov/CrashRetrieval
> >
> > Crash number: 25Y042517
>
> According to that, Hammie has a different address
> than the Wade feller who owns the car. What's up
> with that, then?

Hammie and Wade are regularly breaking up and getting back together. The Mahong court records show that they had an ongoing legal action for an eviction against them until mid-last year. Whenever they are broken up, he's accused of being an alcoholic, stalker, harasser, and abuser. Whenever they're back together, he's the best partner ever. She posted some screenshots of a chat she had with someone where she admitted to going to a domestic violence shelter once, but isn't allowed back because she went back to Wade.

It's Hammie, though. She accuses every guy shes pissed off at of being a stalker, abuser, or harasser. It is her goto for anyone she is pissed at. At this point, the accusation has lost all meaning when it is coming from her.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: AIGeneratedImages ()
Date: May 23, 2026 04:11PM

Looks like Hammie and her squad of walk-in refrigerators finally discovered how to make AI-generated images. Sounds like they're getting some heat for trying to edit someone's nose onto some antisemetic picture. Of course its deleted now, but we still got the encore of the full hambeast parade waddling out to complain about people being mean to them about it. The audacity of these hambeasts. These walking Ohio buffet clearances apparently think they have a leg to stand on to criticize other peoples appearances. Their faces have more chins than a Chinese phonebook and their bodies look like they lost a fight with gravity. They're so large that Ohio might file for eminent domain on their ass.

Screenshot-2026-05-23-13-01-54

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: M.A.D.D in Ohio. ()
Date: May 23, 2026 04:19PM

Defense strategy Wrote:
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> Looks like the defense is hanging their argument
> on "prove she ran a stop sign. If you can't it's
> literally a he said, she said". Weren't there
> witnesses to this though? Not sure that is a valid
> legal argument. Both sides have to provide
> documentation through discovery. If something
> wasn't completed the defense cannot say the state
> is withholding evidence. If the police did do this
> but haven't yet provided the documentation, it
> still does not count as withholding unless the
> report is not provided to the defense by the date
> in that order. It would appear that neither the
> state's attorney nor the defense have this report
> at this time.
>
> The state must have a strong case or they would
> have offered a much lower plea deal by now. I
> believe the defense recognizes this, so they are
> trying to work technicalities and delay a trial as
> much as possible. As long as the state and the
> police have properly, and sufficiently, documented
> actions then there should be no issue convicting
> Megan. I would also bet they will go for a judge
> trial instead of a jury trial. The defense will
> rely heavily on technicalities, IMO, which the
> judge would understand better than a jury. Also
> they seem to be banking on the judge being
> sympathetic to Megan's possible mitigating
> circumstances at the inevitable sentencing and
> focus on rehabilitation. I think the judge is
> smart enough to not fall for her sob story.

An open container in the vehicle goes a long way in squashing any sort of "mitigating circumstances".


Has the Body Cam video been released or are they waiting for after her conviction?

Though she didn't kill the unfortunate man, if her footage is bad enough, they might show it to people taking drunk driving "diversion" programs. She may end up helping others yet.

Hopefully, the Ohio chapter of Mothers Against Drunk Driving gets involved.
Is it automatic or do they need to be alerted?

https://madd.org/ohio/

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: BLMandHammie ()
Date: May 23, 2026 04:34PM

M.A.D.D in Ohio. Wrote:
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>
>
> Has the Body Cam video been released or are they
> waiting for after her conviction?
>
> Though she didn't kill the unfortunate man, if her
> footage is bad enough, they might show it to
> people taking drunk driving "diversion" programs.
> She may end up helping others yet.
>
> Hopefully, the Ohio chapter of Mothers Against
> Drunk Driving gets involved.
> Is it automatic or do they need to be alerted?
>
> https://madd.org/ohio/

They probably have to be alerted. It also might be good to let Black Lives Matter know. They would be interested to hear about how a white woman is hoping to escape prosecution after posting on Facebook that she believed that a black motorcyclist was following her and her history of racism.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: Hammie's racism ()
Date: May 23, 2026 05:58PM

Send BLM the 'it's going out the window's clip.

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Re: Megan the cray cray lady
Posted by: walking Ohio buffet clearances! ()
Date: May 23, 2026 07:31PM

AIGeneratedImages Wrote:
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> Looks like Hammie and her squad of walk-in
> refrigerators finally discovered how to make
....


Now that is some world-class imagery!

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