so lame Wrote:

>
> her excuse to the cops was that she got stung by
> something while she was driving. like they're
> going to believe that kind of crap.


So far the two unanswered questions are.

What condition is her victim in?

Will there be police dash or body cam videos?

You can FOIA the police dash cam and body cam video. Some police agencies like to charge thousands for body cam footage though.

For example, there is body cam footage from Chesterfield police that shows a woman living in a trailer park going psychotic back in 2021. She apparently had been calling 911 every time she saw any van drive into her trailer park. She was under the belief that I was stalking her and would spend 20+ hours a day on her porch watching for vans. The rather entertaining body cam footage costed me quite a bit along with getting the police report.

The guy survived but how damaged is he?
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It looks like Megan is facing between 2 to 8 years in prison. Hopefully her criminal record from Virginia is used against her. She already has a DUI conviction in Fairfax.

Don’t forget Cary’s preliminary hearing in Prince William is next week for indecent liberties. It’s a busy month on this site!

eesh Wrote:
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> It looks like Megan is facing between 2 to 8 years
> in prison. Hopefully her criminal record from
> Virginia is used against her. She already has a
> DUI conviction in Fairfax.


Hopefully for the sake of the streets of Ohio and all of America, her driver's license is revoked for life.

eesh Wrote:
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> Don’t forget Cary’s preliminary hearing in
> Prince William is next week for indecent
> liberties. It’s a busy month on this site!


So hammie's in shit, phil is barred from practicing, and now cary has fucked up somehow? I leave the place for five years, and come back to anarchy?!?

https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=MW_dvZ-miA-zv6vgWEJsFg

Now that her elite yelp status has lapsed, what does she really have to look forward to? I'm not saying suicide is a viable alternative for everyone. It seems that when she gets out, she will be a dried up mud hen. Whatever value she may have had is already long gone. In general, middle aged lolcows are pathetic. Take a look at Meade Skelton and Chris Chan these days.

Well, this thread has new life Wrote:
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> I thought she had hooked up with some farmer

he gave it to her in the ass

I would love to see it on one of those YT sites that specializes in arrest videos. Apparently she got belligerent? I bet she started playing lawyer as was her wont.

And now she's in the slam?

comedy gold... Wrote:
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> https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=MW_dvZ-mi
> A-zv6vgWEJsFg
>
> Now that her elite yelp status has lapsed, what
> does she really have to look forward to? I'm not
> saying suicide is a viable alternative for
> everyone. It seems that when she gets out, she
> will be a dried up mud hen. Whatever value she
> may have had is already long gone. In general,
> middle aged lolcows are pathetic. Take a look at
> Meade Skelton and Chris Chan these days.

Maybe she'll find a girlfriend, like lizzy.

Of course, in hammie's case it will just lead to even more drama.

pump furiously Wrote:
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> Well, this thread has new life Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I thought she had hooked up with some farmer
>
> he gave it to her in the ass

Easy anal was her only redeeming feature.
My guess is he went back to his pigs.
Even pigs squealing is more pleasant than listening to her...

Is she even capable of the extra hygiene needed for a decent ass fucking?

Ass to mouth after to lick the guy clean would suffice in a pinch.
But what dude likes shit on their dick in the first place?
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Isn't that the one hammie complained about the aptly-named Karen Leiser displaying in court?

LOL! The purple pic! Wrote:
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> Isn't that the one hammie complained about the
> aptly-named Karen Leiser displaying in court?


I believe so. It was just copied from this very thread in a post from Oct 2019.

Also her "Marty Feldman tits" were there.

Big udders are usually a good thing, but in this case, only if they cam ala carte.
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Wade looks like he’s spent some time with the needle.

well she does have the life experience for it, I guess.

hammie's a mental health expert? Wrote:
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> well she does have the life experience for it, I
> guess.


they certify anybody and everybody over there, and the way they do it, it's all fucked up. people take an online course for 8 hours then do a survey. there's homework, there's no test.

MHFA Wrote:
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> hammie's a mental health expert? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > well she does have the life experience for it,
> I
> > guess.
>
>
> they certify anybody and everybody over there, and
> the way they do it, it's all fucked up. people
> take an online course for 8 hours then do a
> survey. there's homework, there's noSh test.

She has been on a neverending quest to mentality destroy all who has been in contact with her. That is a good businesd model her. I'm wondering how many clients she will will get that she has yelped about in one of her drunken feeding frenzies.

Maybe prison counseling, since it seems she looks forward to a period of incarceration?

RandomPerson Wrote:
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> look up her name in the court site. i dont think
> she will have the money for 250,000 bail. her
> husband is unemployed. she was fighting eviction
> for months. she is probably in jail til trial
> unless the judge lowers her bail.


Bond Amount: $75,000.00
Bond Type: EMHA + 10% CASH

I guess the jail is getting weary of the care and feeding of the wild hambeast.

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> src="https://i.ibb.co/kgzN0Syy/IMG-3265.jpg"
> alt="IMG-3265" border="0">


That Wade dude looks more methed up than Megan herself. He is likely to OD himself out of the gene pool very soon.

Whatever happened to farmer John? Weren’t they married? When did he wise up and give hammie the boot?

Another one? Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> -----
> > > src="https://i.ibb.co/kgzN0Syy/IMG-3265.jpg"
> > alt="IMG-3265" border="0">
>
>
> That Wade dude looks more methed up than Megan
> herself. He is likely to OD himself out of the
> gene pool very soon.
>
> Whatever happened to farmer John? Weren’t they
> married? When did he wise up and give hammie the
> boot?


Hammie was doing.........odd things with the smaller farm animals

farmer grew tired of her Wrote:
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> Another one? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > eesh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > > > src="https://i.ibb.co/kgzN0Syy/IMG-3265.jpg"
> > > alt="IMG-3265" border="0">
> >
> >
> > That Wade dude looks more methed up than Megan
> > herself. He is likely to OD himself out of the
> > gene pool very soon.
> >
> > Whatever happened to farmer John? Weren’t
> they
> > married? When did he wise up and give hammie
> the
> > boot?
>
>
> Hammie was doing.........odd things with the
> smaller farm animals

Wade does have the meth teeth going on...
He is also the best she well ever do.

Megan is a drunk Wrote:
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> Our lady of the purple prolapse was hungover when
> she made her national television debut.
>
> How many drinks did she have the day of her
> flight?
>
> I guess she could be an alcoholic and in that
> case, she might be beyond the morning hangover.
>
> https://www.yelp.com/user_details_review_search?q=
> top+east+&userid=MW_dvZ-miA-zv6vgWEJsFg
>
>
> I was required to come to Maine for part of a two
> part interview I was filmed for that aired on 48
> hours in January. This trip happened the weekend
> after thanksgiving and I stayed at the Westin
> (will do a separate review for that!)
>
> Before we (the producers and I) went to our dinner
> reservation but after I landed I came here for a
> quick nibble and a couple drinks. I met a lovely
> and handsome bartender named Trevor who kept me
> entertained and engaged after the long flight. I
> had a few drinks in first class on the flight but
> was sleepy and needed to stay awake for said
> dinner to come. I came up here after my bags were
> unloaded in my room and I freshened up real quick.
> I guess this bar is open to all guest but also
> local resident so it was packed by like 7:30 when
> I went up to scope it out. The ambiance was
> phenomenal and so were the people. Maine locals
> are so much more down to earth than the high
> strung always in a rush no va atmosphere and
> attitude I've become accustom to.
>
> I had two drinks a Grey Goose on the rocks and a
> Makers Manhattan w/ extra cherries of course and
> they were both crafted beautifully. Funny thing
> though you cannot order shots but can order the
> liquor straight in the rocks, who knew.

It is amazing how much of her boozing is part of her yelp reviews.

https://www.yelp.com/user_details_reviews_self?search=top+east&userid=MW_dvZ-miA-zv6vgWEJsFg

Will she make new friends in jail? Hell yes.
Will the new friendships work out? hell no!

I just really hope her arrest is one of the ones that gets posted to youtube.

3ygh4ujh5 Wrote:
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> whoever is shitposting doesn't know if Megan
> "refused a breath test" and doesn't know if the
> motorcylist was more than 1/2 at fault
>
> MORESO - if YOUR JOB is to investigate a criminal
> act (ie blood spilled allotta money on teh table
> ALSO ONE LITIGANT complaining the other did
> criminal acts - and in USA we do protect the
> accused) and if you refuse to collect evidence
> who's fault is it? IT'S THE STATE'S FAULT
>
> a claim in court "she admitted to guilt by
> refusing blood test" is complete crap. the court
> requires evidence to determine intent to
> harm not arguments over whether or not the
> defendant knew the ramifications of refusal.
>
> if you want a DUI - you either have THE RIGHT TO
> TAKE BLOOD - because of a criminal complaint (ie
> not a tort by the state itself) OR YOU DON'T
>
> if you do you DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO COLLECT
> EVIDENCE YOU ARE neglitgent in not taking the
> breath sample
>
> if you refused to collect the sample you'd need A
> LAWYER'S SIGNATURE THAT THE DEFENDANT WAS PLEA OF
> GUILTY. but i'm 100% sure they don't have that -
> intent of plea of guilty to willful harm. they
> don't have it i don't even have to look. i know
> what kinda clowns there are in the legal system
> they never get anything straight. it's why they
> can't build anything and are stuck having illegal
> aliens do their work for them which is why they
> need extra gov pay.


This was written by some Megan flackee and there aren't a lot of those.
There is a good possibility that this is Wade himself.
If this is Wade, RUN-get away from her before she drags you to hell like she did all her previous victims.
Hopefully her stay in the slam will give you enough time away from to get some clarity and realize the only chance you have for a future is without her,

Nobody seems to be bailing her out!

hammie's tenth day in jail Wrote:
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> Nobody seems to be bailing her out!


Even if her bail was reduced to $500. I doubt her friends could bail her out even if they pooled their money.



Does anyone remember her 47th birthday party?
What are the odds she is running with a better crowd now?
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I hope her two dogs are doing well and being taken care of by Wade.


photo embed generator

LOL, she tries to hard to be ghetto she even has typical nigger dogs.

who's she gonna call? Wrote:
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> hammie's tenth day in jail Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
Holy fuckballs, what is that thing on the right? Did it play the rolling bolder in Indiana Jones? JFC!!!!

who's she gonna call? Wrote:

> Does anyone remember her 47th birthday party?
> What are the odds she is running with a better
> crowd now?

Imagine the smell. Stale beer, feet, BO, crack residue, yeast, bong water, and wet dog. These people live like animals.

eesh Wrote:
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> I hope her two dogs are doing well and being taken
> care of by Wade.
>
> src="https://i.ibb.co/5WTnCLGR/IMG-3297.jpg"
> alt="IMG-3297" border="0">
target='_blank' href='https://imgbb.com/'>photo
> embed generator<br

It appears she calls one of her dogs a service dog and takes it with her.
what is fucked up about this is this shit makes it difficult for those legitimately disabled people who require service dogs. No one wants to be out and see a fat bitch hand feeding a pooch food bits from her plate.
https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=MW_dvZ-miA-zv6vgWEJsFg


"But what really seals the deal for me? Trax is super dog-friendly! I love bringing my service dog for dinner here. The staff is always welcoming, the space is comfortable for pets, and it's one of the few places in town where I can truly enjoy a meal with my pup by my side.

If you haven't been to Trax yet, do yourself a favor and GO. Whether you're here for the incredible food, the tropical vibes, or the chill, dog-friendly atmosphere, this place is 100% worth it. Make sure to ask Brian to make you a dirty martini if he's behind the bar. 10/10 recommend!"-

who's she gonna call? Wrote:
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> hammie's tenth day in jail Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nobody seems to be bailing her out!
>
>
> Even if her bail was reduced to $500. I doubt her
> friends could bail her out even if they pooled
> their money.
>
>
>
> Does anyone remember her 47th birthday party?
> What are the odds she is running with a better
> crowd now?

That fat guy is epic!

No, I doubt they could raise $7500 even if they wanted to, and I doubt they would want to. Hammie enters Day 11!

Maybe Leiser could offer some free legal counsel? Hammie might request it as compensation for having her purple pic posted in court.

YELP REVIEW:

Mahoning County Jail Cafeteria
Yelper: Megan P.

From the moment I walked through the doors, I knew this place was something special. The atmosphere was a perfect balance between industrial (the bare metal benches and exposed ductwork on the ceiling) and intimate (only half of the fixtures have bulbs in them, and the staff ensure that noise is kept to a minimum). Family seating is the rule here, and I was cozy between Big Bertha, doing a dime for setting her ex-lover's car on fire, and Bea'nikwaan who was a crack enthusiast.

Service was exceptional. You pick up a tray and slide it down a counter, where the staff add the specials of the day to your plate--you don't even need to ask! Today's menu was nutri-loaf, one slice of cold boloney, and some unseasoned baked beans. Nutri-loaf was obviously the star of the show. Warm on the outside and ice cold in the center, the piece that Bertha left for me after she took her share was quite delicious! So chewy! You could really taste the lard and prunes. Beverage was your choice of water with a sprinkling of mold and rust, or decaffeinated iced tea, which was lighter than the water. I chose water.

I especially enjoyed the live entertainment, which included the Cell Block D bitches and the Cell Block C cunts trying to shank each other. So dynamic and vibrant! Afterward, for dessert, I went to the commissary and bought a Honey Bun, although my cell mate Bernita demanded half of it, so I didn't get very much.

Overall, a great experience and I'll definitely be coming here again. Tomorrow, and the next day, and let's face it, pretty much for the forseeable future. Wish I could write more, but I have go let Bernita sit on my face.

Five stars!!!!

Megan Price Wrote:
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> YELP REVIEW:
>
> Overall, a great experience and I'll definitely be
> coming here again.

If not for my current predicament, then for my next peccadillo.

(It took me a while to get back into my criminal groove after relocating to Ohio, but I am now discovering ways to antagonize local law enforcement at my new home!)

ah, i had forgotten that pic! Wrote:
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> who's she gonna call? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > hammie's tenth day in jail Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Nobody seems to be bailing her out!
> >
> >
> > Even if her bail was reduced to $500. I doubt
> her
> > friends could bail her out even if they pooled
> > their money.
> >
> >
> >
> > Does anyone remember her 47th birthday party?
> > What are the odds she is running with a better
> > crowd now?
>
> That fat guy is epic!
>
> No, I doubt they could raise $7500 even if they
> wanted to, and I doubt they would want to. Hammie
> enters Day 11!
>
> Maybe Leiser could offer some free legal counsel?
> Hammie might request it as compensation for having
> her purple pic posted in court.

Not blurring it in court shows the Leisers weren't buying her victim act either. The truly sad part is there are dudes who see the scary photo and want to stick their dick into one of those nasty holes.
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Megan Price Wrote:
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> YELP REVIEW:
>
> Mahoning County Jail Cafeteria
> Yelper: Megan P.
>
> From the moment I walked through the doors, I knew
> this place was something special. The atmosphere
> was a perfect balance between industrial (the bare
> metal benches and exposed ductwork on the ceiling)
> and intimate (only half of the fixtures have bulbs
> in them, and the staff ensure that noise is kept
> to a minimum). Family seating is the rule here,
> and I was cozy between Big Bertha, doing a dime
> for setting her ex-lover's car on fire, and
> Bea'nikwaan who was a crack enthusiast.
>
> Service was exceptional. You pick up a tray and
> slide it down a counter, where the staff add the
> specials of the day to your plate--you don't even
> need to ask! Today's menu was nutri-loaf, one
> slice of cold boloney, and some unseasoned baked
> beans. Nutri-loaf was obviously the star of the
> show. Warm on the outside and ice cold in the
> center, the piece that Bertha left for me after
> she took her share was quite delicious! So chewy!
> You could really taste the lard and prunes.
> Beverage was your choice of water with a
> sprinkling of mold and rust, or decaffeinated iced
> tea, which was lighter than the water. I chose
> water.
>
> I especially enjoyed the live entertainment, which
> included the Cell Block D bitches and the Cell
> Block C cunts trying to shank each other. So
> dynamic and vibrant! Afterward, for dessert, I
> went to the commissary and bought a Honey Bun,
> although my cell mate Bernita demanded half of it,
> so I didn't get very much.
>
> Overall, a great experience and I'll definitely be
> coming here again. Tomorrow, and the next day, and
> let's face it, pretty much for the forseeable
> future. Wish I could write more, but I have go let
> Bernita sit on my face.
>
> Five stars!!!!


I can't wait until she gets sentenced to prison and starts reviewing toilet wine. Hammie is pretty inventive when it comes to boozing. Perhaps she can figure out how to make it in county jail!

Hammie always ends up fighting with anybody around her. Will she even survive incarceration? Will she have to be put into protective custody? Will she fight with the guards?

Also, is there anyone to come visit her? How many ex husbands/wives does she have now? Do any of them give a shit about her?

Another one? Wrote:
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> That Wade dude looks

he stood up in the middle of a restaraunt and yelled "somebody fuckin' farted in here" for no reason and they both got kicked out

did they have to hose her down prior to taking her mugshot?

a real whackjob Wrote:
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> Another one? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That Wade dude looks
>
> he stood up in the middle of a restaraunt and
> yelled "somebody fuckin' farted in here" for no
> reason and they both got kicked out

According to her yelp profile, they are married!

https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=MW_dvZ-miA-zv6vgWEJsFg

Of course, she has also announced she was pregnant on social media when she knew she was incapable of grinding out any more kids.
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The victim's name is Anthony King.
There are lots of Anthony Kings. One is an Ohio murder victim a few years back,
Anyone else have the time to dig through the results before this weekend when I might be able to get to it?

I just hope Wade is taking care of the dogs and not overdosing on Megan’s fentanyl stash.

those mutts might need a new home

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> those mutts might need a new home


2 - 8 years.

It would be really special if she could exceed lizzie's record.

How did Megan land on the Fairfax Underground radar. She does not seem to have been introduced by any of the Fairfax Underground regulars.

bpntcgy Wrote:
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> How did Megan land on the Fairfax Underground
> radar. She does not seem to have been introduced
> by any of the Fairfax Underground regulars.


She's been here as long as meade skelton.

She probably came along quite voluntarily - it's her sort of place. But she left when she finally realized everyone saw her as a lolcow.

don't know - before my time Wrote:
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> bpntcgy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How did Megan land on the Fairfax Underground
> > radar. She does not seem to have been
> introduced
> > by any of the Fairfax Underground regulars.
>
>
> She's been here as long as meade skelton.
>
> She probably came along quite voluntarily - it's
> her sort of place. But she left when she finally
> realized everyone saw her as a lolcow.

Meade started his own thread about himself in third person in 2007.
That is long before Megs started posting about herself in third person.

A quick search shows this "most wanted" poster delight was uploaed in a Current Criminal/Junkies thread under her "Megan Toohey" name.
A post dated February 13, 2014 reads


"Meghan Toohey from Chantilly HS should be on this list. She may be somewhere in Centreville or maybe even Manassas. Be on the look out, she'll screw you over faster than blinkin an eye!!!!"

There could be earlier mentions hidden in the "Megan" search results, but this seems to correlate with her beginning as an FFXU lolcow favorite.
https://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/827708/1451244.html#msg-1451244

It is fitting that one of her earliest images is a mugshot.
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I wonder how that Kimberly Owens is doing. 5 foot tall and 195 pounds…she must have to pay for two airline seats.

The truth is out there... Wrote:
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>
>
> Meade started his own thread about himself in
> third person in 2007.
> That is long before Megs started posting about
> herself in third person.
>
> A quick search shows this "most wanted" poster
> delight was uploaed in a Current Criminal/Junkies
> thread under her "Megan Toohey" name.
> A post dated February 13, 2014 reads
>
>
> "Meghan Toohey from Chantilly HS should be on this
> list. She may be somewhere in Centreville or maybe
> even Manassas. Be on the look out, she'll screw
> you over faster than blinkin an eye!!!!"
>
> There could be earlier mentions hidden in the
> "Megan" search results, but this seems to
> correlate with her beginning as an FFXU lolcow
> favorite.
> https://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/82
> 7708/1451244.html#msg-1451244
>
> It is fitting that one of her earliest images is a
> mugshot.


I began lurking here ~2015, and by that point 'eeshlizmizmeg' was A Thing. Also various hambeast nudez were circulating. She had become quite a celebrity.

Maybe she was searching her own name and it led her here, and she came to defend her reputation, and nature/FFU took its course.

But I do recall she somehow got entangled in the lizzie/katie drama, and inveigled herself into miz's war against eesh as well. Virtually everybody on the site despised her; this thread was VERY active back then. I was never really able to keep up with it all, but I recall reading this thread on a regular basis.

so, that might be it Wrote:
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> The truth is out there... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> > Meade started his own thread about himself in
> > third person in 2007.
> > That is long before Megs started posting about
> > herself in third person.
> >
> > A quick search shows this "most wanted" poster
> > delight was uploaed in a Current
> Criminal/Junkies
> > thread under her "Megan Toohey" name.
> > A post dated February 13, 2014 reads
> >
> >
> > "Meghan Toohey from Chantilly HS should be on
> this
> > list. She may be somewhere in Centreville or
> maybe
> > even Manassas. Be on the look out, she'll screw
> > you over faster than blinkin an eye!!!!"
> >
> > There could be earlier mentions hidden in the
> > "Megan" search results, but this seems to
> > correlate with her beginning as an FFXU lolcow
> > favorite.
> >
> https://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/82
>
> > 7708/1451244.html#msg-1451244
> >
> > It is fitting that one of her earliest images is
> a
> > mugshot.
>
>
> I began lurking here ~2015, and by that point
> 'eeshlizmizmeg' was A Thing. Also various hambeast
> nudez were circulating. She had become quite a
> celebrity.
>
> Maybe she was searching her own name and it led
> her here, and she came to defend her reputation,
> and nature/FFU took its course.
>
> But I do recall she somehow got entangled in the
> lizzie/katie drama, and inveigled herself into
> miz's war against eesh as well. Virtually
> everybody on the site despised her; this thread
> was VERY active back then. I was never really able
> to keep up with it all, but I recall reading this
> thread on a regular basis.


I don't know how she found out about being mentioned but it only took a few days. She first appeared in anonymous third person screaming things about lawsuits and police action, then she started posting under Megan Toohey or Megan E. Toohey. It is nonsensical and worth glance.

Start with the link from above and go forward.
https://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/827708/1451244.html#msg-1451244

Because of the nature of this forum, there is a slight chance it might not be her, but that is like saying RVAsinger is not Meade Skelton.


Re: Current Known Criminals/Junkies in Springfeild/Vienna/Burke
Posted by: M.A. ()
Date: February 16, 2014 11:21PM

I got news for the fuckwad who put Megan's picture and info up on here, the police have been notified. It's only a matter of time before they confiscate this site, and arrest all you lying, slanderous bastards. sweet dreams!

Sounds about right Wrote:
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>
> I got news for the fuckwad who put Megan's picture
> and info up on here, the police have been
> notified. It's only a matter of time before they
> confiscate this site, and arrest all you lying,
> slanderous bastards. sweet dreams!


I do remember that hammie had compiled a dossier on FFU; presumably printouts and screenshots, that she was pestering local law enforcement with. Evidence that she was being slandered and harassed. But the hammie heckling continued because she would not simply go away, so her FFU file probably kept growing. I'm sure the police dreaded her visits and phone calls.

But it was novel for hammie - the only time she ever interacted with cops without cuffs on.

a real whackjob Wrote:
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> he stood up in the middle of a restaraunt and
> yelled "somebody fuckin' farted in here"

Yeah right, it was probably him!

Hopefully that hambeast is still locked up and not roaming the country free, drinking and yelping and putting inappropriate objects in her ruined rectum.

She who denied it supplied it Wrote:
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> Hopefully that hambeast is still locked up and not
> roaming the country free, drinking and yelping and
> putting inappropriate objects in her ruined
> rectum.


Farting is flirting in Megs neck of the woods.

She who denied it supplied it Wrote:
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> Hopefully that hambeast is still locked up and not
> roaming the country free, drinking and yelping and
> putting inappropriate objects in her ruined
> rectum.


Now on day 17. Nobody has bailed her out. I wonder if she ever writes letters to anyone, like lizzie did.

Idn Megan's defense... Wrote:
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> She who denied it supplied it Wrote:
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> > Hopefully that hambeast is still locked up and
> not
> > roaming the country free, drinking and yelping
> and
> > putting inappropriate objects in her ruined
> > rectum.
>
>
> Farting is flirting in Megs neck of the woods.


they're like a bunch of retarted rednecks

Megan fucked the courtroom reporter, not lizzie. She could call him to come bail her out for another round as a reward.

Isn't ANYBODY going to bail poor hammie out?

inquiring minds... Wrote:
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> Will there be police dash or body cam videos?


she was out driving around all wasted and slammed into some poor schmuck on a motorbike

star wars nerd Wrote:
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> inquiring minds... Wrote:
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> > Will there be police dash or body cam videos?
>
>
> she was out driving around all wasted and slammed
> into some poor schmuck on a motorbike


I am just hoping the footage eventually shows up on one of those internet channels that shows these things. Especially since hammie apparently became belligerent, which I take to mean she probably began playing amateur attorney with the cops.

> That Wade dude looks more methed up than Megan
> herself. He is likely to OD himself out of the
> gene pool very soon.


he got his leg broken in a mosh pit and was out of commission for over a month. some of his teeth got knocked loose too, it was a disaster

not his fault Wrote:
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> > That Wade dude looks more methed up than Megan
> > herself. He is likely to OD himself out of the
> > gene pool very soon.
>
>
> he got his leg broken in a mosh pit and was out of
> commission for over a month. some of his teeth
> got knocked loose too, it was a disaster

Wade,
RUN! You have been separated From her for enough time to do some self reflection. She is a spent piece of white trash and she has parasitically attached herself to your wallet like a lamprey.mWith the money you save, get your teeth fixed and find some other woman willing to drain your balls. It doesn't look like you are going to be able to fuck her for a while. She has mentioned she is 80% lezbo and is no doubt getting lots in jail.


One question-Her "arresting agency" is the US Marshals. Does that mean they banged on your door at 5 in the morning to whisk her off and drag her into court?
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Lookin' forward to hammie's review of her public defender, and why he/she sucks.

(Personal opinion - the discipline and structure of the jail environment might actually do hammie some good.)

Seriously, there isn't one person who can, or wants to, spring her?

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> WTF Megan STFU Wrote:
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> > >
> > > She did it intentionally. Megan claims the
> > > motorcycle was following her.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > If it was an intentional act, she should shut
> the
> > fuck about it.
> >
> >
> > "I only swerved into him because I was tipsy
> and
> > didn't think it through" is not a good defense
> for
> > drunk driving.
>
> her excuse to the cops was that she got stung by
> something while she was driving. like they're
> going to believe that kind of crap.


so that was all a fake. not a bad fake. nothing technical but believable - somewhat to an illegal extent!

Megan already incriminated herself by claiming the motorcycle was following her, allegedly with nefarious intent. She can't say she got stung by something as that would contradict her previous story.
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Stung by her own words Wrote:
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> Megan already incriminated herself by claiming the
> motorcycle was following her, allegedly with
> nefarious intent. She can't say she got stung by
> something as that would contradict her previous
> story.


If she turned into him intentionally, that is attempted murder.
Or is she going to go the "self defense" route that somehow, a guy on a motorcycle was somehow scaring her in her SUV while she was sipping her open beer.


That open container is going to blow all her excuses to hell.


Of course if she wore her Jackie Stallone get up and there were male boomers on the jury,
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Fixes and Answers wrote:
>“Actually this thread and the couple similar ones that preceded it were started after many of the old-time trolls had already left, died, or whatever. Puddin Taine and elle diabla were gone, although postpoppunk aka PostOpDrunk was still around and a few others.

I wasn’t on here prior to 2011, so I’m sure they are plenty of notorious FFXU personas that I am not familiar with. However, if memory serves, the following renowned registered users posted at least once in this thread:
Lizzie
Caan/Peep
Eesh
Mr. Mizery
The Northman
Kisses
Ya Girl
PostPopPunk
BEH
Harry Tuttle
Frisky Dingo
Ding N Such
Gordon Blvd

Pretty sure there are others, but I don’t feel like putting in the effort to search.

Fixes and Answers wrote:
>”Oddly enough, no police report or insurance filing of the alleged break-in was ever posted, the alleged break-in did not make the local paper's crime section, nor was any exhibit supporting a break-in submitted as evidence in the civil case. It's almost as if it never happened and the incident was a figment of the Moreno's sick and twisted imaginations.”

I’m aware of the alleged break in at the Moreno home. This wasn’t the incident I was referring to. Megan posted on here that her apartment in Manassas had been broken into, by someone who had found her address on this site. She had filed a report with PWCP at the time, according to her.

> I thought she had hooked up with some farmer and
> was going to be a farm wife. I assume this did not
> work out?

he suffered from rage epilepsy and was starting to become very aggressive

Fixes and Answers wrote:
>”His identity was never a secret and his name was revealed when his now-discredited article was published. Justin Jouvenal was a budding freelance reporter for the Washington Post who accompanied the Morenos on what was essentially a 238-mile stalking expedition. The reporter and the entire Moreno clan made a day trip to sit as spectators in a courtroom in order to intimidate and distract a defendant who was representing himself. Subsequently, Jouvenal's highly-biased, error-riddled article was widely criticized and nearly every aspect of it was later debunked. After a dressing-down by the Post's Ombudsman, Justin Jouvenal ran off with his tail between his legs and did not publish anything for several weeks. He is still with the Post, but he learned a hard lesson that there is a difference between reporting on the news and participating in making the news.”

I wasn’t referring to the Wapo reporter. This was a fellow who wasn’t even affiliated with any media outlet. He either worked at the Ffx courthouse, or very close by, and would literally just spend his lunch hour sitting in on the various Eesh/Miz/Liz/Meg proceedings. This thread and the Miz/eesh feud had garnered so much attention, that it seems he just couldn’t resist. He would post here live from the court room, as “Courtroom Reporter”, spilling tea and sharing what all of the involved individuals were wearing, what moods they appeared to be in, etc.
I think his name might’ve been George? I can no longer recall, as it’s been so long.

Anyway, whilst both sides of the feud wanted the guy identified and stopped, eesh in particular was dead set on discovering who this person was, and made at least one erroneous accusation. The dude was stealthy, and was able to carry on for quite some time, until he was finally caught using his phone at the wrong moment, and the judge called him out on it (again, this is to my best recollection). His name, other personal info, and social media pics began to be plastered on this thread, and many others, almost instantaneously.

“George” made a post pleading for mercy, explaining that he never intended any harm. This did not yield any favorable results, and he eventually deleted all of socials, and became a ghost.

Fixes and Answers wrote:
>>”He went to Oregon in a prison bus or flight. The local pedophile, Christopher J. Tator aka "Tator Tots", was a footsoldier in the Moreno Crime Family and had been living with William Moreno and Lizzie. Tator was seen accompanying the Morenos to court, and drove Lizzie to Richmond on stalking expeditions where the two of them trespassed on eesh's property and posted selfies. Tator was was convicted on federal kiddie porn charges and was sentenced to 15 years. He was sent to a prison in Oregon, later transferred to another prison in California, and then transferred again to a third prison in Minnesota where he is currently incarcerated.”

Not that pedophile.. the other one: Seth Comstock.

Fixes and Answers wrote:
>”The funniest thing was how the lawyers went bankrupt and had their home foreclosed. The most amazing thing is how just a couple years later Megan's story was repeated, with a totally different person being used as a proxy by the Morenos against eesh. The travails and tribulations of Megan were well-documented here and should have served as a warning to avoid getting involved with the Morenos at any cost. Thus one might think if the Morenos asked anyone, particularly a young single female, to join their imbecilic jihad the immediate response would be to run the other way, very fast. Yet history did indeed repeat and treat us to a "Megan Redux" with another overweight greasy drug-addicted hambeast named Sylvanna Bocook. And once again Moreno's plan failed when his new recruit Sylvanna went down in flames in court.”

> If I hadn’t seen it all play out with my own
> eyes, I’m not sure I ever could’ve grasped the
> sheer scope — awe inspiring. Terrible, but
> awe-inspiring.


There is much, much more to the story, which although it has slowed considerably, still continues to the present day. There is literally enough content for several seasons of a cable dramatic action crime series.

——
I know nothing of this Sylvanna chick, or any of the more recent goings-on regarding Megan or any of the other major players once involved. I thought things had pretty much fizzled out years ago. I found myself a bit nostalgic over Ffxu of times past.

I see that eesh is still around. Megan has landed herself in some very hot water that I don’t think she’ll be able to manipulate or charm her way out of this time. Hopefully Miz, Liz, and TJ have left this site in the rearview, and are doing alright these days.

He had spastic fits Wrote:
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> > I thought she had hooked up with some farmer
> and
> > was going to be a farm wife. I assume this did
> not
> > work out?
>
> he suffered from rage epilepsy and was starting to
> become very aggressive


He realized who she really was and kicked her to the curb.
It was more of a justified anger thing.

Nobody is bailing hammie out. Maybe it's just as well, so she can accumulate some credit for 'time served'?

I wonder when the trial occurs.....

not his fault Wrote:
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> > That Wade dude looks more methed up than Megan
> > herself. He is likely to OD himself out of the
> > gene pool very soon.
>
>
> he got his leg broken in a mosh pit and was out of
> commission for over a month. some of his teeth
> got knocked loose too, it was a disaster

Who the hell even goes to a 'mosh pit' anymore? It's fucking 2025, not 1990.

Participating in a mosh pit when you’re pushing 50 probably not the best idea.

\m/ Wrote:
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> Participating in a mosh pit when you’re pushing
> 50 probably not the best idea.


He could have fucked up his teeth in a mosh pit twenty years ago.

He has just been spending his money on meth instead of getting his teeth fixed.

Throwback ‘14 Wrote:
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> I see that eesh is still around. Megan has landed
> herself in some very hot water that I don’t
> think she’ll be able to manipulate or charm her
> way out of this time. Hopefully Miz, Liz, and TJ
> have left this site in the rearview, and are doing
> alright these days.


I have no idea what became of miz. Lizzie apparently met a soul mate in jail. TJ keeps going to jail.

\m/ Wrote:
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> Participating in a mosh pit when you’re pushing
> 50 probably not the best idea.


well whatever he's up to, he needs to round up a few bucks so he can bail his woman out of jail. it's not right to keep her locked up like that.

LOL, Hammie’s been locked up for almost a month now. What a loser.

Also, a milestone.

I think she has exceeded eesh's jail time. (Mind you I don't know how many stays in the clink preceded this one. She may have exceeded eesh's score all along.)

Think the Hambeast has had to munch box while she's in jail?

Why doesn't she get that amateur courtroom reporter to bail her out? He was willing to drive all the way to Richmond for her, and Ohio is only a couple hours further. Maybe the Post will even pay him for the exclusive Hambeast chronicles.

already tapped that ass Wrote:
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> Why doesn't she get that amateur courtroom
> reporter to bail her out? He was willing to drive
> all the way to Richmond for her, and Ohio is only
> a couple hours further.

they friggin called his house in the middle of the night and yelled stuff about friskydingo

if eye weren't so gay eye would bang out this hambeast

already tapped that ass Wrote:
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> Why doesn't she get that amateur courtroom
> reporter to bail her out? He was willing to drive
> all the way to Richmond for her, and Ohio is only
> a couple hours further. Maybe the Post will even
> pay him for the exclusive Hambeast chronicles.


The amateur courtroom reporter was some middle-aged guy named George, who worked at the courthouse during the heydey of the eesh/miz/liz/meg saga. Can’t remember if he had registered the name or not, but he always posted under the “Courtroom Reporter” moniker. Unlike Justin J, George was not actually a reporter in any professional capacity, freelance or otherwise. He was a in a low level administration role.

Did Justin J ever even post here?