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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
think of the children
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Date: April 02, 2018 01:50PM
Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> A whole pack of hotdogs, French fries, and ice
> cream cake. My bowels my choice!
Consider the example you are setting, kids visit this site - think of the children.
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> A whole pack of hotdogs, French fries, and ice
> cream cake. My bowels my choice!
Consider the example you are setting, kids visit this site - think of the children.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 02, 2018 01:50PM
Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> A whole pack of hotdogs, French fries, and ice
> cream cake. My bowels my choice!
My bowels shudder by that but yes its a free country. Best of luck with the Gemini capsule.
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> A whole pack of hotdogs, French fries, and ice
> cream cake. My bowels my choice!
My bowels shudder by that but yes its a free country. Best of luck with the Gemini capsule.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fibre 4 THOT
()
Date: April 02, 2018 01:53PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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My bowels shudder
My bowels shudder My bowels shudder My bowels shudder My bowels shudder My bowels shudder My bowels shudder
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My bowels shudder
My bowels shudder My bowels shudder My bowels shudder My bowels shudder My bowels shudder My bowels shudderRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: April 02, 2018 02:25PM
I'm among those from the beginning here, and would like to understand your anger/obsession with brown onion? Are you the one who made him change from Blooming to Brown?
I'm trying to understand. Yes he makes racial comments that aren't polite, but this is a first amendment country and platform here.
I'm trying to understand. Yes he makes racial comments that aren't polite, but this is a first amendment country and platform here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Meeker69
()
Date: April 02, 2018 02:28PM
Below average show today. Mike is still insufferable, Robb is still fat and lazy. Probably worth skipping.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
RIP BO
()
Date: April 02, 2018 02:30PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> I'm among those from the beginning here, and would
> like to understand your anger/obsession with brown
> onion? Are you the one who made him change from
> Blooming to Brown?
>
> I'm trying to understand. Yes he makes racial
> comments that aren't polite, but this is a first
> amendment country and platform here.
The real user Brown Onion passed away a year ago last April. We grieved. This person is an imposter. I know nothing about Blooming - I was not here for that if it was earlier. yes this poster is a vile racist as well. Not good
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> I'm among those from the beginning here, and would
> like to understand your anger/obsession with brown
> onion? Are you the one who made him change from
> Blooming to Brown?
>
> I'm trying to understand. Yes he makes racial
> comments that aren't polite, but this is a first
> amendment country and platform here.
The real user Brown Onion passed away a year ago last April. We grieved. This person is an imposter. I know nothing about Blooming - I was not here for that if it was earlier. yes this poster is a vile racist as well. Not good
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
RIP Real BO
()
Date: April 02, 2018 02:35PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by: Deadly combo ()
Date: April 26, 2017 03:33PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> weekend update Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital
> last
> > week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> > this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> > transferred to a VA hospital today. We will
> know
> > more soon. Thank you all!
>
>
> Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends
> here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He
> was a father, grandfather, and is survived by
> three children, four grandchildren, a sister and
> brother, along with being preceded by his wife
> Ethel in 2011.
>
> Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him
> from us but our family is grateful, and asks any
> donations be made to any IBS awareness
> organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate
> for the millions of people who deal with this
> medical issues, and will be remembered for his
> kindness and support to all.
My sincere condolences to you and your family.
RIP Brown Onion. You will be missed.
Posted by: Deadly combo ()
Date: April 26, 2017 03:33PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> weekend update Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital
> last
> > week. His chances of survival are uncertain at
> > this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was
> > transferred to a VA hospital today. We will
> know
> > more soon. Thank you all!
>
>
> Thank you Charlie for updating my brothers friends
> here. Sadly my brother passed away at age 79. He
> was a father, grandfather, and is survived by
> three children, four grandchildren, a sister and
> brother, along with being preceded by his wife
> Ethel in 2011.
>
> Its with sadness that a cardiac event took him
> from us but our family is grateful, and asks any
> donations be made to any IBS awareness
> organizations. My brother was a tireless advocate
> for the millions of people who deal with this
> medical issues, and will be remembered for his
> kindness and support to all.
My sincere condolences to you and your family.
RIP Brown Onion. You will be missed.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: April 02, 2018 03:06PM
Ok his racist commentaries are not helpful, that is for sure. Yet I'm pretty sure his family member made that lying statement. Yes I'm older so please indulge me but I believe he had a falling out with some family.
I really do wish you could perhaps PM those nasty pictures to Brown Onion or something like that, as the vast majority of us do have IBS, Crohn's, Ulcerative Colitis, etc. His humor sometimes and agreed racism aren't my "cup of tea," but how about just sending him those?
I really do wish you could perhaps PM those nasty pictures to Brown Onion or something like that, as the vast majority of us do have IBS, Crohn's, Ulcerative Colitis, etc. His humor sometimes and agreed racism aren't my "cup of tea," but how about just sending him those?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dog top onion
()
Date: April 02, 2018 03:36PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Ok his racist commentaries are not helpful, that
> is for sure. Yet I'm pretty sure his family member
> made that lying statement. Yes I'm older so please
> indulge me but I believe he had a falling out with
> some family.
>
> I really do wish you could perhaps PM those nasty
> pictures to Brown Onion or something like that, as
> the vast majority of us do have IBS, Crohn's,
> Ulcerative Colitis, etc. His humor sometimes and
> agreed racism aren't my "cup of tea," but how
> about just sending him those?
So you believe his family member somehow discovered his password and username at this obscure website and took the time to fake his death by posting multiple, detailed and sincere death announcement. Then no posts were made under the name for 4-5 months? Then all of a sudden he is back. Not buying it. The Pics only posted when he posts never any other time. He stops the pictures stop.
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> Ok his racist commentaries are not helpful, that
> is for sure. Yet I'm pretty sure his family member
> made that lying statement. Yes I'm older so please
> indulge me but I believe he had a falling out with
> some family.
>
> I really do wish you could perhaps PM those nasty
> pictures to Brown Onion or something like that, as
> the vast majority of us do have IBS, Crohn's,
> Ulcerative Colitis, etc. His humor sometimes and
> agreed racism aren't my "cup of tea," but how
> about just sending him those?
So you believe his family member somehow discovered his password and username at this obscure website and took the time to fake his death by posting multiple, detailed and sincere death announcement. Then no posts were made under the name for 4-5 months? Then all of a sudden he is back. Not buying it. The Pics only posted when he posts never any other time. He stops the pictures stop.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: April 02, 2018 03:48PM
Dad is awake now. The beers he drank are all over the floor, and I'm relieved the obese neighbor is taking care of him. Mom is now drunk and angry, but grandma is keeping an eye on her. I can't wait to return to school tomorrow.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: April 02, 2018 04:25PM
dog top onion Wrote:
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> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ok his racist commentaries are not helpful,
> that
> > is for sure. Yet I'm pretty sure his family
> member
> > made that lying statement. Yes I'm older so
> please
> > indulge me but I believe he had a falling out
> with
> > some family.
> >
> > I really do wish you could perhaps PM those
> nasty
> > pictures to Brown Onion or something like that,
> as
> > the vast majority of us do have IBS, Crohn's,
> > Ulcerative Colitis, etc. His humor sometimes
> and
> > agreed racism aren't my "cup of tea," but how
> > about just sending him those?
>
>
> So you believe his family member somehow
> discovered his password and username at this
> obscure website and took the time to fake his
> death by posting multiple, detailed and sincere
> death announcement. Then no posts were made under
> the name for 4-5 months? Then all of a sudden he
> is back. Not buying it. The Pics only posted
> when he posts never any other time. He stops the
> pictures stop.
It could have been as simple, as a disgruntled family member using his computer and tablet. I'm kind of tech savvy for my age, although yes I will concede it was a long time. Did he have a stroke perhaps? With his age based upon what he's wrote, he's 70 or 80.
Although I agree with you on a lot, I will say as a sixty something, I don't particularly care for feces pictures. A good compromise would be send them to Brown Onion.
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> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ok his racist commentaries are not helpful,
> that
> > is for sure. Yet I'm pretty sure his family
> member
> > made that lying statement. Yes I'm older so
> please
> > indulge me but I believe he had a falling out
> with
> > some family.
> >
> > I really do wish you could perhaps PM those
> nasty
> > pictures to Brown Onion or something like that,
> as
> > the vast majority of us do have IBS, Crohn's,
> > Ulcerative Colitis, etc. His humor sometimes
> and
> > agreed racism aren't my "cup of tea," but how
> > about just sending him those?
>
>
> So you believe his family member somehow
> discovered his password and username at this
> obscure website and took the time to fake his
> death by posting multiple, detailed and sincere
> death announcement. Then no posts were made under
> the name for 4-5 months? Then all of a sudden he
> is back. Not buying it. The Pics only posted
> when he posts never any other time. He stops the
> pictures stop.
It could have been as simple, as a disgruntled family member using his computer and tablet. I'm kind of tech savvy for my age, although yes I will concede it was a long time. Did he have a stroke perhaps? With his age based upon what he's wrote, he's 70 or 80.
Although I agree with you on a lot, I will say as a sixty something, I don't particularly care for feces pictures. A good compromise would be send them to Brown Onion.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion11111
()
Date: April 02, 2018 04:45PM
Don't trust this guy. He promised once to stop posting pictures, then continued to. I wonder if he's a bored 15 year old. As for BO he's my neighbor and very much alive.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Evidence Onion
()
Date: April 02, 2018 05:27PM
Verified Green Onion11111 Wrote:
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> Don't trust this guy. He promised once to stop
> posting pictures, then continued to. I wonder if
> he's a bored 15 year old. As for BO he's my
> neighbor and very much alive.
That should be easy to prove as everything here is archived - perhaps you could share the quote where he 'promised to stop posting' and then didnt. Why not expose him. Provide the quote.
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> Don't trust this guy. He promised once to stop
> posting pictures, then continued to. I wonder if
> he's a bored 15 year old. As for BO he's my
> neighbor and very much alive.
That should be easy to prove as everything here is archived - perhaps you could share the quote where he 'promised to stop posting' and then didnt. Why not expose him. Provide the quote.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 02, 2018 05:30PM
Leftover easter ham with macaroni and cheese for dinner tonight. Cheesecake for dessert, two big slices! My bowels are going to get slammed!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Observer Onion
()
Date: April 02, 2018 05:40PM
Verified Green Onion11111 Wrote:
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> Don't trust this guy. He promised once to stop
> posting pictures, then continued to. I wonder if
> he's a bored 15 year old. As for BO he's my
> neighbor and very much alive.
'neighbor' = sock puppet
+ you are too dim to register a screen name.
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> Don't trust this guy. He promised once to stop
> posting pictures, then continued to. I wonder if
> he's a bored 15 year old. As for BO he's my
> neighbor and very much alive.
'neighbor' = sock puppet
+ you are too dim to register a screen name.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BO Logs in 4 Pics Onion
()
Date: April 02, 2018 05:52PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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I log in for the pics!
I log in for the pics!
I log in for the pics!
I log in for the pics!
I log in for the pics!
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I log in for the pics!
I log in for the pics!I log in for the pics!
I log in for the pics!
I log in for the pics!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion111111
()
Date: April 02, 2018 06:08PM
Evidence Onion Wrote:
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> Verified Green Onion11111 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't trust this guy. He promised once to stop
> > posting pictures, then continued to. I wonder
> if
> > he's a bored 15 year old. As for BO he's my
> > neighbor and very much alive.
>
>
> That should be easy to prove as everything here is
> archived - perhaps you could share the quote where
> he 'promised to stop posting' and then didnt. Why
> not expose him. Provide the quote.
Why do what you do constantly, which is spending hours maybe days stalking our leader?
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> Verified Green Onion11111 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't trust this guy. He promised once to stop
> > posting pictures, then continued to. I wonder
> if
> > he's a bored 15 year old. As for BO he's my
> > neighbor and very much alive.
>
>
> That should be easy to prove as everything here is
> archived - perhaps you could share the quote where
> he 'promised to stop posting' and then didnt. Why
> not expose him. Provide the quote.
Why do what you do constantly, which is spending hours maybe days stalking our leader?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: April 02, 2018 07:08PM
Its patently obvious, unless I am proven otherwise, that your animosity towards Brown Onion is misspent energy. Like you I agree his racist rants/what he finds funny are sometimes abhorrent/distasteful but pictures of feces are far worse.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
()
Date: April 02, 2018 07:41PM
None of these issues would be vexing. That is if you went to your local grocer. Get to know your produce manager. Fruits and vegetables=positive results
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
leprechaun raking my bowels!
()
Date: April 02, 2018 07:42PM
Sprained knee, took 500mg Neproxin on empty stomach - feels like a leprechaun is massaging my bowels with a metal rake! The gas coming out is peeling the paint on the walls. My cats are looking at me gagging like they have hairballs.
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: April 03, 2018 03:40AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in earlier than usual here. 5am guy has been working every night for well over a week but in a few hours 5am guy will be starting his 4 night vacation. Yesterday 5am guy bought a used Lincoln automobile and 5am guy really likes it. After 5am guy gets off work 5am guy is going to sleep about 5 hours and then 5am guy is going to drive down to Paint Bank Virginia and meet his cousin at the Swinging Bridge restaurant for a bowel friendly meal.
5am guy is going to stay the night in Paint Bank and then 5am guy is going to drive his new car down to Topsail island NC. 5am guy is going to hang around that area and check on 5am guys Mom's rental property.
5am guys bowels are doing better now that 5am guy has found a car he likes. 5am guy hopes that the other brothers in bowel are doing well too.
https://www.theswingingbridge.com/
5am guy is going to stay the night in Paint Bank and then 5am guy is going to drive his new car down to Topsail island NC. 5am guy is going to hang around that area and check on 5am guys Mom's rental property.
5am guys bowels are doing better now that 5am guy has found a car he likes. 5am guy hopes that the other brothers in bowel are doing well too.
https://www.theswingingbridge.com/
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: April 03, 2018 06:55AM
I ate grits. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 03, 2018 07:44AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in earlier than usual
> here. 5am guy has been working every night for
> well over a week but in a few hours 5am guy will
> be starting his 4 night vacation. Yesterday 5am
> guy bought a used Lincoln automobile and 5am guy
> really likes it. After 5am guy gets off work 5am
> guy is going to sleep about 5 hours and then 5am
> guy is going to drive down to Paint Bank Virginia
> and meet his cousin at the Swinging Bridge
> restaurant for a bowel friendly meal.
> 5am guy is going to stay the night in Paint Bank
> and then 5am guy is going to drive his new car
> down to Topsail island NC. 5am guy is going to
> hang around that area and check on 5am guys Mom's
> rental property.
> 5am guys bowels are doing better now that 5am guy
> has found a car he likes. 5am guy hopes that the
> other brothers in bowel are doing well too.
>
> https://www.theswingingbridge.com/
Glad to hear you got a Lincoln. Although partial to Buicks these big vehicles can run over plenty of villagers and have bowel friendly suspensions.
That menu looks like goulash my friend, but I wish you and your bowels a wonderful vacation!
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in earlier than usual
> here. 5am guy has been working every night for
> well over a week but in a few hours 5am guy will
> be starting his 4 night vacation. Yesterday 5am
> guy bought a used Lincoln automobile and 5am guy
> really likes it. After 5am guy gets off work 5am
> guy is going to sleep about 5 hours and then 5am
> guy is going to drive down to Paint Bank Virginia
> and meet his cousin at the Swinging Bridge
> restaurant for a bowel friendly meal.
> 5am guy is going to stay the night in Paint Bank
> and then 5am guy is going to drive his new car
> down to Topsail island NC. 5am guy is going to
> hang around that area and check on 5am guys Mom's
> rental property.
> 5am guys bowels are doing better now that 5am guy
> has found a car he likes. 5am guy hopes that the
> other brothers in bowel are doing well too.
>
> https://www.theswingingbridge.com/
Glad to hear you got a Lincoln. Although partial to Buicks these big vehicles can run over plenty of villagers and have bowel friendly suspensions.
That menu looks like goulash my friend, but I wish you and your bowels a wonderful vacation!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fibre Broker Onion
()
Date: April 03, 2018 08:48AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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run over plenty of villagers
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run over plenty of villagers
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
lincoln town car onion
()
Date: April 03, 2018 08:54AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in earlier than usual
> here. 5am guy has been working every night for
> well over a week but in a few hours 5am guy will
> be starting his 4 night vacation. Yesterday 5am
> guy bought a used Lincoln automobile and 5am guy
> really likes it. After 5am guy gets off work 5am
> guy is going to sleep about 5 hours and then 5am
> guy is going to drive down to Paint Bank Virginia
> and meet his cousin at the Swinging Bridge
> restaurant for a bowel friendly meal.
> 5am guy is going to stay the night in Paint Bank
> and then 5am guy is going to drive his new car
> down to Topsail island NC. 5am guy is going to
> hang around that area and check on 5am guys Mom's
> rental property.
> 5am guys bowels are doing better now that 5am guy
> has found a car he likes. 5am guy hopes that the
> other brothers in bowel are doing well too.
>
> https://www.theswingingbridge.com/
year make model? I had a town car that I bought for 800 bucks and I loved it. Great ride, powerful, comfy - used it instead of a minivan when we had little kids. Easy to work on too. Only minus is the window regulators would break about every 16 months and they were a pain in the ass to replace. OEM regulators were 300 bucks and broke anyway so Id go for the 120 regulators but they always broke. No fun drilling rivets and working with your hands blind inside the door with sharp metal.
Loved that car till the day wifey rear-ended someone and set off the airbags - wasnt worth it to buy new bags so we totaled the car.
PS stop worrying about your shit ok
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in earlier than usual
> here. 5am guy has been working every night for
> well over a week but in a few hours 5am guy will
> be starting his 4 night vacation. Yesterday 5am
> guy bought a used Lincoln automobile and 5am guy
> really likes it. After 5am guy gets off work 5am
> guy is going to sleep about 5 hours and then 5am
> guy is going to drive down to Paint Bank Virginia
> and meet his cousin at the Swinging Bridge
> restaurant for a bowel friendly meal.
> 5am guy is going to stay the night in Paint Bank
> and then 5am guy is going to drive his new car
> down to Topsail island NC. 5am guy is going to
> hang around that area and check on 5am guys Mom's
> rental property.
> 5am guys bowels are doing better now that 5am guy
> has found a car he likes. 5am guy hopes that the
> other brothers in bowel are doing well too.
>
> https://www.theswingingbridge.com/
year make model? I had a town car that I bought for 800 bucks and I loved it. Great ride, powerful, comfy - used it instead of a minivan when we had little kids. Easy to work on too. Only minus is the window regulators would break about every 16 months and they were a pain in the ass to replace. OEM regulators were 300 bucks and broke anyway so Id go for the 120 regulators but they always broke. No fun drilling rivets and working with your hands blind inside the door with sharp metal.
Loved that car till the day wifey rear-ended someone and set off the airbags - wasnt worth it to buy new bags so we totaled the car.
PS stop worrying about your shit ok
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Knee medicine issues
()
Date: April 03, 2018 10:59AM
Day 2 of knee medication - tearing my bowels apart. Last night was a clown car of hideous stool painfully delivered for over 20 min. Gas attacks continue and Im eating Greek Yogurt in the hopes my bowels will not fall out my ass later.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: April 03, 2018 11:21AM
Back to school and the obese neighbor is now the custodian. Its disgusting to see him mopping floors, with fat rolls popping out of his shirt. He is doing a pretty good job actually, as dad is supervising him smoking cigarettes, drinking beers, belching and farting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion111111111111
()
Date: April 03, 2018 11:38AM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Back to school and the obese neighbor is now the
> custodian. Its disgusting to see him mopping
> floors, with fat rolls popping out of his shirt.
> He is doing a pretty good job actually, as dad is
> supervising him smoking cigarettes, drinking
> beers, belching and farting.
Spring what ever happened with our meet-up last night? I was waiting in my windowless panel truck at the McDonalds by the HS for over 2 hours. I had some sweet malt beverage drinks on ice and a pair of VR goggles for you as promised. Let me know when we can meet soon.
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> Back to school and the obese neighbor is now the
> custodian. Its disgusting to see him mopping
> floors, with fat rolls popping out of his shirt.
> He is doing a pretty good job actually, as dad is
> supervising him smoking cigarettes, drinking
> beers, belching and farting.
Spring what ever happened with our meet-up last night? I was waiting in my windowless panel truck at the McDonalds by the HS for over 2 hours. I had some sweet malt beverage drinks on ice and a pair of VR goggles for you as promised. Let me know when we can meet soon.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Officer Onion
()
Date: April 03, 2018 12:59PM
Is that gif showing a woman laying an egg out of her ass or cooch? If its out the quiffer then that is a violation of the bowels thread rules.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: April 03, 2018 02:29PM
The obese neighbor continues to mop. Up and down the floor he walks slow, putting his mop in the bucket. Wash and repeat. I wish dad would stop walking on clean areas with muddy boots. Its not kind and the obese neighbor has to pick up his beer bottles and cigarette butts too.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
feces let-down
()
Date: April 03, 2018 06:43PM
More obtuse and childish write-ups. Not helpful. Easter candy is doing much damage to my bowels. Today had a teaspoons worth leech out from my rectum. Itchy. Came home and wiped it with a paper towel in the kitchen. I cannot always spend 10 minutes wiping all the feces out of my rectum so there is fecal let-down during the day. Wondering if a qualified grocer could offer me some help.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
The Obese Neighbor
()
Date: April 03, 2018 06:48PM
I feel as if my image is being destroyed Spring. You are like a son to me, if my rear end could have been bred by your dad with female hormones and a egg, I would be smitten to be your mom. I like wearing pink dresses and your dad is quite the lumbering stud. He really knows how to treat me, and the flowers he brought me are on the dining room table. Come downstairs so I can cook you steaks with love.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 03, 2018 08:47PM
This forum is getting more screwed up than a two dollar hooker in Harlem, when welfare checks are released.
Goulash. The rectal mirror shows horrors despite eating falafel.
Goulash. The rectal mirror shows horrors despite eating falafel.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: April 04, 2018 07:36AM
Ate bacon. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: April 04, 2018 08:30AM
Yesterday in gym class a kid shit his pants while playing crab soccer. Everyone laughed at him except for me. I got some towels fron the locker room and handed them to him. He did not show up for school today. I felt so sorry for him. Kids will be teasing him for months to come. I will offer some support when I see him.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
In Kind Onioni
()
Date: April 04, 2018 09:09AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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The rectal mirror shows horrors
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Posted by:
Verified Green Onion1111111111
()
Date: April 04, 2018 11:03AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Yesterday in gym class a kid shit his pants while
> playing crab soccer. Everyone laughed at him
> except for me. I got some towels fron the locker
> room and handed them to him. He did not show up
> for school today. I felt so sorry for him. Kids
> will be teasing him for months to come. I will
> offer some support when I see him.
Your kindness and also dedication to our conditions amazes me Spring Onion!
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> Yesterday in gym class a kid shit his pants while
> playing crab soccer. Everyone laughed at him
> except for me. I got some towels fron the locker
> room and handed them to him. He did not show up
> for school today. I felt so sorry for him. Kids
> will be teasing him for months to come. I will
> offer some support when I see him.
Your kindness and also dedication to our conditions amazes me Spring Onion!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: April 04, 2018 11:06AM
Verified Green Onion1111111111 Wrote:
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yesterday in gym class a kid shit his pants
> while
> > playing crab soccer. Everyone laughed at him
> > except for me. I got some towels fron the
> locker
> > room and handed them to him. He did not show up
> > for school today. I felt so sorry for him. Kids
> > will be teasing him for months to come. I will
> > offer some support when I see him.
>
>
> Your kindness and also dedication to our
> conditions amazes me Spring Onion!
Thanks. Sorry I stood you up at McDonald's the other day. Mom saw one of your PM's and I convinced her you were a friend goofing and not an adult meeting-up with me in their windowless van in a parking lot offering me alcohol and expensive gifts. So I couldnt come.
Can I still meet you and get the VR goggles? Do I still need to bring my underwear?
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> spring onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yesterday in gym class a kid shit his pants
> while
> > playing crab soccer. Everyone laughed at him
> > except for me. I got some towels fron the
> locker
> > room and handed them to him. He did not show up
> > for school today. I felt so sorry for him. Kids
> > will be teasing him for months to come. I will
> > offer some support when I see him.
>
>
> Your kindness and also dedication to our
> conditions amazes me Spring Onion!
Thanks. Sorry I stood you up at McDonald's the other day. Mom saw one of your PM's and I convinced her you were a friend goofing and not an adult meeting-up with me in their windowless van in a parking lot offering me alcohol and expensive gifts. So I couldnt come.
Can I still meet you and get the VR goggles? Do I still need to bring my underwear?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: April 04, 2018 01:59PM
I agree that Brown Onion's posts are disgusting, but the photos and impersonating are far more sinister.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: April 04, 2018 02:19PM
I think the obese neighbor is trying to be kind. Yet caramel covered apples takes away any health benefits. Yes he did pack a low sodium hotdog low fat chips and a diet soda. I appreciate his efforts, but dad's Pall Mall Unfiltired cigarettes is not appropriate.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: April 04, 2018 04:16PM
Ok this is really weird even for my house - dad has the Obese neighbor tied up upside down on the living room sofa naked from the waist down. I didnt even know this was possible but dad is holding a vape pen to the Obese neighbors rear end while the neighbor makes a series of hiccup sounds - this apparently draws air from the vape pen. After 5 or 6 of these hiccups my Dad screams 'fire in the hole' slaps the neighbor's testicles. The neighbor howls and lets a very large fart out releasing a huge cloud of vape smoke out.
Its an unusual aroma and Grandma says it smells like when her bloodhound used to get the cherry pie cooling on the window sill. Mom is bringing me home a quinoa burger and hummus dip from True Food in Merrifield.
Its an unusual aroma and Grandma says it smells like when her bloodhound used to get the cherry pie cooling on the window sill. Mom is bringing me home a quinoa burger and hummus dip from True Food in Merrifield.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion Mom
()
Date: April 04, 2018 04:39PM
Son your vagisil shipment has arrived along with your douche supplies. Yes our house is going through a lot but your dad, grandma, the obese neighbor and I love you. Its a perfectly normal reaction, to freak out when your dad runs around with shit on his cock
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
7jh3t
()
Date: April 04, 2018 06:52PM
what a strange thread - performance art I suppose
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: April 05, 2018 06:44AM
I ate a burger for breakfast. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anal Puking
()
Date: April 05, 2018 08:03AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> I ate a burger for breakfast. What was I thinking?
> My poor bowels!
what a dumb mother fucker you are. Burger for breakfast?
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> I ate a burger for breakfast. What was I thinking?
> My poor bowels!
what a dumb mother fucker you are. Burger for breakfast?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 05, 2018 11:25AM
Anal Puking Wrote:
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I ate a burger for breakfast. What was I
> thinking?
> > My poor bowels!
>
>
> what a dumb mother fucker you are. Burger for
> breakfast?
I agree this is not the best breakfast or anytime option. Just thinking about it makes my bowels quake.
Yet one caveat. Our bowels do send our brains when and what to eat. Its ok to disagree with this persons choices but a little less harsh please.
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> Diced Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I ate a burger for breakfast. What was I
> thinking?
> > My poor bowels!
>
>
> what a dumb mother fucker you are. Burger for
> breakfast?
I agree this is not the best breakfast or anytime option. Just thinking about it makes my bowels quake.
Yet one caveat. Our bowels do send our brains when and what to eat. Its ok to disagree with this persons choices but a little less harsh please.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Italian Style Shrimp
()
Date: April 05, 2018 12:32PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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Our bowels
Our bowelsOur bowelsOur bowelsRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: April 05, 2018 12:54PM
I am concerned as a planned trip to the principal's office was very strange. The principal was in his office but wide eyed hallucinating with his hair messed up. Jenkem containers were next to his desk, with the obese neighbor sleeping in his chair naked. Dad was semi conscious, and explained to me that the principal is a fun guy. I went back to class, but never a dull moment.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
vegasman
()
Date: April 05, 2018 01:05PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> I am concerned as a planned trip to the
> principal's office was very strange. The
> principal was in his office but wide eyed
> hallucinating with his hair messed up. Jenkem
> containers were next to his desk, with the obese
> neighbor sleeping in his chair naked. Dad was semi
> conscious, and explained to me that the principal
> is a fun guy. I went back to class, but never a
> dull moment.
Wondering how many laws were broken here. HOw are your bowels?
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> I am concerned as a planned trip to the
> principal's office was very strange. The
> principal was in his office but wide eyed
> hallucinating with his hair messed up. Jenkem
> containers were next to his desk, with the obese
> neighbor sleeping in his chair naked. Dad was semi
> conscious, and explained to me that the principal
> is a fun guy. I went back to class, but never a
> dull moment.
Wondering how many laws were broken here. HOw are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion1111111111
()
Date: April 05, 2018 01:31PM
That's an imposter. No laws broken.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 05, 2018 05:05PM
I just got home from Subway. Got me a footlong turkey and bacon sub with extra meat, lots of veggies and mayo along with three bags of Doritos blaze chips. My bowels are going to be put to the test once again. What doesn't kill them makes them stronger!! I will eat all this once I finish a six pack of Bud light in 16 ounce cans.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
beer shits
()
Date: April 05, 2018 06:13PM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just got home from Subway. Got me a footlong
> turkey and bacon sub with extra meat, lots of
> veggies and mayo along with three bags of Doritos
> blaze chips. My bowels are going to be put to the
> test once again. What doesn't kill them makes them
> stronger!! I will eat all this once I finish a six
> pack of Bud light in 16 ounce cans.
Unlikely you will be very hungry after 96oz of shitty beer. 8 beers in one sitting is a sign you have a problem - there are lots of meetings in this area each and every day throughout the day. Google 'Area 17' and consider going to a meeting.
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> I just got home from Subway. Got me a footlong
> turkey and bacon sub with extra meat, lots of
> veggies and mayo along with three bags of Doritos
> blaze chips. My bowels are going to be put to the
> test once again. What doesn't kill them makes them
> stronger!! I will eat all this once I finish a six
> pack of Bud light in 16 ounce cans.
Unlikely you will be very hungry after 96oz of shitty beer. 8 beers in one sitting is a sign you have a problem - there are lots of meetings in this area each and every day throughout the day. Google 'Area 17' and consider going to a meeting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 05, 2018 06:46PM
What is left of my starfish cries. That amount of foods plus beer=a NBA sized basketball. Hoping Michael Jordan and Dominique Wilkins with chitlins aren't processsing through your bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fibre for Health Onion
()
Date: April 05, 2018 06:56PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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>chitlins through your bowels
chitlins through your bowelschitlins through your bowelschitlins through your bowelschitlins through your bowelschitlins through your bowelschitlins through your bowelschitlins through your bowelschitlins through your bowels
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>chitlins through your bowels
chitlins through your bowelschitlins through your bowelschitlins through your bowelschitlins through your bowelschitlins through your bowelschitlins through your bowelschitlins through your bowelschitlins through your bowelsRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: April 05, 2018 07:26PM
I have to say, that while its your right just like BO to post whatever you want, can I at least know your age please.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: April 05, 2018 07:46PM
I believe dad drinks too much. Doing my homework tonight, he knocked on my bedroom door and accused me of playing excessive video games. He threw up apples and strawberries out of the window, and brought in a pepperoni pizza. Then he said I needed to "man up," and it really hurt. I cried and am relieved that the obese neighbor helped me to understand dad is drinking. He doesn't really mean what he says. The obese neighbor and grandma are talking with him now, but he sits there wearing only boots and farting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
()
Date: April 05, 2018 07:57PM
The best thing for you to do young man, is to avoid people like your dad. They are what my generation calls "set in their ways." Yet you can make a difference, and there is a safe place for you. Visit your local grocer. Get to know the produce manager. In many grocer's you can drink coffee with the produce manager, and he will advise you which fruits or vegetables are best for your diet. Well trained and community oriented, their calling is very admirable.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: April 06, 2018 04:40AM
Breakfast burritos. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: April 06, 2018 07:20AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Anal Puking Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Diced Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I ate a burger for breakfast. What was I
> > thinking?
> > > My poor bowels!
> >
> >
> > what a dumb mother fucker you are. Burger for
> > breakfast?
>
>
> I agree this is not the best breakfast or anytime
> option. Just thinking about it makes my bowels
> quake.
>
> Yet one caveat. Our bowels do send our brains when
> and what to eat. Its ok to disagree with this
> persons choices but a little less harsh please.
That is good advice Brown, how are your bowels today? I have to admit that I have been sneaking slices of the leftover Easter ham all week and it has negatively affected my bowels. The bottom line is that in these modern times where we are surrounded by an abundance of rich and delicious foods everywhere we are going to have to give in to temptation on occasion.
A good example of that is the dining facilities here at JMU. Try to imagine a Golden corral but three times larger with three times the food selection. These freshman come down here and start eating the unlimited buffett 3 times a day and they start to bulk up quickly and even with their superior digestive systems some of them wind up with bowel trouble.
Mrs. Dive and I have a long weekend ahead of us and we are going to tow our camper to Williamsburg and camp for three days. I reserved a campsite near the bathhouse so Mrs. Dive will not have to endure the stench of me using the toilet in the camper.
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> Anal Puking Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Diced Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I ate a burger for breakfast. What was I
> > thinking?
> > > My poor bowels!
> >
> >
> > what a dumb mother fucker you are. Burger for
> > breakfast?
>
>
> I agree this is not the best breakfast or anytime
> option. Just thinking about it makes my bowels
> quake.
>
> Yet one caveat. Our bowels do send our brains when
> and what to eat. Its ok to disagree with this
> persons choices but a little less harsh please.
That is good advice Brown, how are your bowels today? I have to admit that I have been sneaking slices of the leftover Easter ham all week and it has negatively affected my bowels. The bottom line is that in these modern times where we are surrounded by an abundance of rich and delicious foods everywhere we are going to have to give in to temptation on occasion.
A good example of that is the dining facilities here at JMU. Try to imagine a Golden corral but three times larger with three times the food selection. These freshman come down here and start eating the unlimited buffett 3 times a day and they start to bulk up quickly and even with their superior digestive systems some of them wind up with bowel trouble.
Mrs. Dive and I have a long weekend ahead of us and we are going to tow our camper to Williamsburg and camp for three days. I reserved a campsite near the bathhouse so Mrs. Dive will not have to endure the stench of me using the toilet in the camper.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: April 06, 2018 07:43AM
I look forward to school starting. Dad and the obese neighbor are in the living room with jenkum cans, balloons and whipped cream. Farting on the couch and laughing just odd behavior. Mom packed me a lunch today at least.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: April 06, 2018 10:08AM
Morning Update: I told dad and the Obese neighbor it was my math teachers birthday today. I made cupcakes for the class last night but when I woke up there were only 3 of 27 left and a note from my dad. It said, 'son the neighbor and I were up late and got hungry so thanks for the cupcakes. I left you balloons to give to your teacher, Dad'
I was upset but I brought the balloons in because I had nothing else. I didnt notice when I gave my teacher each of the dozen balloons had a note 'pop me for prize/message inside!' My teacher and the kids in the front row popped all of the balloons and the classroom immediately filled with the familiar smell of...jenkum.
Now my math teacher is sitting in the corner of the room with her top off eating chalk while the kids in the front row are playing naked leap frog and vomiting in the fish tank. Mom packed me some carrot sticks and roasted chic pea salad.
I was upset but I brought the balloons in because I had nothing else. I didnt notice when I gave my teacher each of the dozen balloons had a note 'pop me for prize/message inside!' My teacher and the kids in the front row popped all of the balloons and the classroom immediately filled with the familiar smell of...jenkum.
Now my math teacher is sitting in the corner of the room with her top off eating chalk while the kids in the front row are playing naked leap frog and vomiting in the fish tank. Mom packed me some carrot sticks and roasted chic pea salad.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion Dad
()
Date: April 06, 2018 12:30PM
Damn it! Stop taking my shit and the neighbors shit to school. Your mom is a drunk twat and I'm tired of your interfering with our romance. The neighbor is more than a neighbor.
As for your food choices grow a pair and sound off like you have some balls. Eat pizza, chicken wings, chocolate, real men don't eat salads!
As for your food choices grow a pair and sound off like you have some balls. Eat pizza, chicken wings, chocolate, real men don't eat salads!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 06, 2018 12:40PM
Back from the "doctors" for a check up. Thick sausage fingers, indifference, but on a plus note he left his Rolex in there. Once washed off I can sell it for considerable money.
Unlike negroes and spics who sell Rolex watches from their jackets, this one is genuine and has been places.
Unlike negroes and spics who sell Rolex watches from their jackets, this one is genuine and has been places.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BO Wants Mo Pics - HereUR
()
Date: April 06, 2018 12:47PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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Posted by:
peekza
()
Date: April 06, 2018 12:58PM
sure thing
Attachments:
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
old world tradition
()
Date: April 06, 2018 01:20PM
^ more pics of assholes - just what we needed here on this thread.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Image blocking onion
()
Date: April 06, 2018 01:46PM
Image blocking onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > For those of you who use Firefox you can easily
> > block all the images on this thread with this
> > add-on,
> >
> >
> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/eas
>
> > y-image-blocker/
> >
> > If you use chrome you can block images with
> this,
> >
> >
> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/image-bl
>
> > ocker/mkhbghdfcdepfhgeklhdhlmdldiiaajp?hl=en
> >
> > If you browse with Safari the image blocking is
> > already in your browser. You just need to
> enable
> > it,
> >
> > Open Safari and go to Preferences, then click
> on
> > the Advanced tab. There's a checkbox at the
> bottom
> > titled "Show Develop menu in menu bar". Check
> that
> > then close the Preferences window.
> >
> > You'll notice that in your menu bar between
> > Bookmarks and Window you have a menu called
> > Develop. Near the bottom of that menu list is
> > Disable Images — click it. Now your browsing
> > experience is image free!
>
>
> Just bumping this post to remind everyone how easy
> it is to block all the childish images on this
> thread.
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > For those of you who use Firefox you can easily
> > block all the images on this thread with this
> > add-on,
> >
> >
> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/eas
>
> > y-image-blocker/
> >
> > If you use chrome you can block images with
> this,
> >
> >
> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/image-bl
>
> > ocker/mkhbghdfcdepfhgeklhdhlmdldiiaajp?hl=en
> >
> > If you browse with Safari the image blocking is
> > already in your browser. You just need to
> enable
> > it,
> >
> > Open Safari and go to Preferences, then click
> on
> > the Advanced tab. There's a checkbox at the
> bottom
> > titled "Show Develop menu in menu bar". Check
> that
> > then close the Preferences window.
> >
> > You'll notice that in your menu bar between
> > Bookmarks and Window you have a menu called
> > Develop. Near the bottom of that menu list is
> > Disable Images — click it. Now your browsing
> > experience is image free!
>
>
> Just bumping this post to remind everyone how easy
> it is to block all the childish images on this
> thread.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
block disgusting and racist comm
()
Date: April 06, 2018 02:13PM
how do you block disgusting and racist comments?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage1114
()
Date: April 06, 2018 05:36PM
block disgusting and racist comm Wrote:
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> how do you block disgusting and racist comments?
Who gives a shit? Far less bad than shit the fucktard puts up.
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> how do you block disgusting and racist comments?
Who gives a shit? Far less bad than shit the fucktard puts up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 06, 2018 06:19PM
The rectal mirror looks like the movie Armageddon. And here the anomaly at such and such time.
What's left of my starfish will be a garage door.
What's left of my starfish will be a garage door.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fibre 4 Life Onion
()
Date: April 06, 2018 06:53PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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rectal mirror looks like Armageddon
rectal mirror looks like Armageddonrectal mirror looks like Armageddonrectal mirror looks like Armageddonrectal mirror looks like Armageddonrectal mirror looks like ArmageddonRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
uvnkh
()
Date: April 06, 2018 06:55PM
Miscavage1114 Wrote:
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> block disgusting and racist comm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > how do you block disgusting and racist
> comments?
>
>
> Who gives a shit? Far less bad than shit the
> fucktard puts up.
You sound upset - how are your bowels?
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> block disgusting and racist comm Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > how do you block disgusting and racist
> comments?
>
>
> Who gives a shit? Far less bad than shit the
> fucktard puts up.
You sound upset - how are your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 06, 2018 07:32PM
If residents of west Fairfax hear a coyote in heat, no worries its me. Had to call the midwives with an IV line and forceps, as their scans show a breeched delivery of substantial size.
The groan throne is going to be well used tonight, one wonders how long I must push as these breathing exercises only help a bit.
The groan throne is going to be well used tonight, one wonders how long I must push as these breathing exercises only help a bit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BO posts for pics!
()
Date: April 06, 2018 08:07PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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BO logs in and Posts 4 Pics
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BO Posts 4 PicsBO Posts 4 PicsBO Posts 4 PicsBO Posts 4 PicsBO Posts 4 PicsBO Posts 4 PicsBO Posts 4 PicsBO Posts 4 PicsBO Posts 4 PicsBO Posts 4 PicsBO Posts 4 Picshere you go friend!Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Bowl
()
Date: April 06, 2018 08:53PM
Can my roids be banded like braids?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
peekza faggot loser
()
Date: April 06, 2018 11:29PM
peekza Wrote:
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> sure thing
Wow, peekza is desperate now. Look at him trying to post in the TMOS thread under his troll names in an attempt to keep it bumped to the first page.
Bye, loser. Good riddance.
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> sure thing
Wow, peekza is desperate now. Look at him trying to post in the TMOS thread under his troll names in an attempt to keep it bumped to the first page.
Bye, loser. Good riddance.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
I KILL THREADS WITH GORE
()
Date: April 07, 2018 04:33AM
HEY PEEKZA STAY OUTTA THIS THREAD UNLESS YOU WISH FOR MORE GORE SPAM ONE AND ONLY WARNING
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 07, 2018 06:38AM
I KILL THREADS WITH GORE Wrote:
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> HEY PEEKZA STAY OUTTA THIS THREAD UNLESS YOU WISH
> FOR MORE GORE SPAM ONE AND ONLY WARNING
My bowels or what's left of them hurt, so I'm not following this peekza shit. Right now butt up on the bed with midwives stitching my rectum and applying disinfectant as last night was a battle of the bulge.
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> HEY PEEKZA STAY OUTTA THIS THREAD UNLESS YOU WISH
> FOR MORE GORE SPAM ONE AND ONLY WARNING
My bowels or what's left of them hurt, so I'm not following this peekza shit. Right now butt up on the bed with midwives stitching my rectum and applying disinfectant as last night was a battle of the bulge.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
()
Date: April 07, 2018 07:00AM
Just got up and took a dump and a shower. Now I am off to Cracker Barrel for chicken fried steak with country gravy served with homefries,biscuits and two fried eggs. My bowels have been holding strong all week, this might be the knockout punch that brings them down. If not then it's Panda express for lunch and olive garden for dinner.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: April 07, 2018 07:28AM
Sausage from Bob Evans. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
()
Date: April 07, 2018 07:50AM
Diced Onion Wrote:
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> Sausage from Bob Evans. What was I thinking? My
> poor bowels!
Okay we got that you make poor selections daily. Noted. Why must you constantly complain and yet wonder why? At our age, if you are in your sixties you should know better.
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> Sausage from Bob Evans. What was I thinking? My
> poor bowels!
Okay we got that you make poor selections daily. Noted. Why must you constantly complain and yet wonder why? At our age, if you are in your sixties you should know better.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: April 07, 2018 08:48AM
Spinning signz on Fairfax Boulevardz. Small frozen ballz but bayz in bayz 10w30z fun! Your wifez not giving out the bunz have your funz offering specialz of ten dollarz for extra sergicez!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: April 07, 2018 10:24AM
Dad is taking me fishing with the obese neighbor today. I explained the cold weather, and dad just threw me another jacket. He says that he and the obese neighbor will fart and dangle their privates in the water, which will attract the catfish. I'm not sure about this although they both ate scrapple and eggs this morning.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fse3
()
Date: April 07, 2018 10:31AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Just got up and took a dump and a shower. Now I am
> off to Cracker Barrel for chicken fried steak with
> country gravy served with homefries,biscuits and
> two fried eggs. My bowels have been holding strong
> all week, this might be the knockout punch that
> brings them down. If not then it's Panda express
> for lunch and olive garden for dinner.
You must weigh 700 pounds. No wonder you have bowel issues
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> Just got up and took a dump and a shower. Now I am
> off to Cracker Barrel for chicken fried steak with
> country gravy served with homefries,biscuits and
> two fried eggs. My bowels have been holding strong
> all week, this might be the knockout punch that
> brings them down. If not then it's Panda express
> for lunch and olive garden for dinner.
You must weigh 700 pounds. No wonder you have bowel issues
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: April 07, 2018 11:12AM
Fse3 Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just got up and took a dump and a shower. Now I
> am
> > off to Cracker Barrel for chicken fried steak
> with
> > country gravy served with homefries,biscuits
> and
> > two fried eggs. My bowels have been holding
> strong
> > all week, this might be the knockout punch that
> > brings them down. If not then it's Panda
> express
> > for lunch and olive garden for dinner.
>
> You must weigh 700 pounds. No wonder you have
> bowel issues
My bowels my choice you sanctimonious prick
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just got up and took a dump and a shower. Now I
> am
> > off to Cracker Barrel for chicken fried steak
> with
> > country gravy served with homefries,biscuits
> and
> > two fried eggs. My bowels have been holding
> strong
> > all week, this might be the knockout punch that
> > brings them down. If not then it's Panda
> express
> > for lunch and olive garden for dinner.
>
> You must weigh 700 pounds. No wonder you have
> bowel issues
My bowels my choice you sanctimonious prick
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
OK, more Pics for BO!
()
Date: April 07, 2018 11:15AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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midwives stitching my rectum
midwives stitching my rectummidwives stitching my rectummidwives stitching my rectummidwives stitching my rectummidwives stitching my rectummidwives stitching my rectummidwives stitching my rectummidwives stitching my rectumRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Blasting Poop Onion
()
Date: April 07, 2018 11:19AM
boiled onion Wrote:
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> Just got up and took a dump and a shower. Now I am
> off to Cracker Barrel for chicken fried steak with
> country gravy served with homefries,biscuits and
> two fried eggs. My bowels have been holding strong
> all week, this might be the knockout punch that
> brings them down. If not then it's Panda express
> for lunch and olive garden for dinner.
Are you so obese you have to ride one of those motorized electric scooters? sorry you are a super disgusting human and its your own fault. Eat until you die we dont care just please keep your insurance up - dying of diabetes and heart disease is a slow expansive process.
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> Just got up and took a dump and a shower. Now I am
> off to Cracker Barrel for chicken fried steak with
> country gravy served with homefries,biscuits and
> two fried eggs. My bowels have been holding strong
> all week, this might be the knockout punch that
> brings them down. If not then it's Panda express
> for lunch and olive garden for dinner.
Are you so obese you have to ride one of those motorized electric scooters? sorry you are a super disgusting human and its your own fault. Eat until you die we dont care just please keep your insurance up - dying of diabetes and heart disease is a slow expansive process.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
peekza’s revenge
()
Date: April 07, 2018 11:32AM
pRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 07, 2018 01:06PM
Whoever Peekza is or Mike O Meara is, both fell out of my starfish and were shipped to the sewers.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: April 07, 2018 01:22PM
Blasting Poop Onion Wrote:
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just got up and took a dump and a shower. Now I
> am
> > off to Cracker Barrel for chicken fried steak
> with
> > country gravy served with homefries,biscuits
> and
> > two fried eggs. My bowels have been holding
> strong
> > all week, this might be the knockout punch that
> > brings them down. If not then it's Panda
> express
> > for lunch and olive garden for dinner.
>
> Are you so obese you have to ride one of those
> motorized electric scooters? sorry you are a
> super disgusting human and its your own fault.
> Eat until you die we dont care just please keep
> your insurance up - dying of diabetes and heart
> disease is a slow expansive process.
My bowels my choice. Do I bother people about smoking, drinking or slinging dope? Nope! Don't judge and no I can walk with no scooter thank you very much.
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> boiled onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Just got up and took a dump and a shower. Now I
> am
> > off to Cracker Barrel for chicken fried steak
> with
> > country gravy served with homefries,biscuits
> and
> > two fried eggs. My bowels have been holding
> strong
> > all week, this might be the knockout punch that
> > brings them down. If not then it's Panda
> express
> > for lunch and olive garden for dinner.
>
> Are you so obese you have to ride one of those
> motorized electric scooters? sorry you are a
> super disgusting human and its your own fault.
> Eat until you die we dont care just please keep
> your insurance up - dying of diabetes and heart
> disease is a slow expansive process.
My bowels my choice. Do I bother people about smoking, drinking or slinging dope? Nope! Don't judge and no I can walk with no scooter thank you very much.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: April 07, 2018 01:27PM
This morning when I was trying to sleep in my Dad started frying a big can of corned beef hash. The hash stunk up the whole house, I don't understand how anyone can eat anything that smells so bad. Our dog gets to eat canned dog food as a treat every now and then and the dog food smells 100% better than corned beef hash. After eating a big plate of hash anong with fried eggs my Dad grabbed his Kindle fire and ran to the basement bathroom. He stayed in the bathroom over an hour while Mom and I opened windows despite the cold weather.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion1111111111
()
Date: April 07, 2018 03:07PM
I wish he would eat healthier Spring. How are your bowel related science projects coming along?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion Mom
()
Date: April 07, 2018 03:22PM
Son
I know your care about dad's anus. I do too but publicly airing our family's dirty laundry doesn't seem to be a good idea. Yes dad eats less than exemplary foods, like my homemade chicken pot pie. Yes he drinks too many beers, but he is an excellent provider who allows me a young pool boy to take care of my sexual desires. I'm sure the obese neighbor and him, its just a case of boys being boys my love.
I know your care about dad's anus. I do too but publicly airing our family's dirty laundry doesn't seem to be a good idea. Yes dad eats less than exemplary foods, like my homemade chicken pot pie. Yes he drinks too many beers, but he is an excellent provider who allows me a young pool boy to take care of my sexual desires. I'm sure the obese neighbor and him, its just a case of boys being boys my love.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
More Pix for BO
()
Date: April 07, 2018 03:26PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: April 07, 2018 03:34PM
lol, the fake postings are funny. Im spending the weekend cleaning my room and working on a Science project I have that discusses absorption of water and trace minerals in the large intestine. Im hoping mom can bring me to AC Moore to pick out some materials for a scale model Id like to use. The Hobby store closed at Fair City Mall - they were pretty good.
My dad and the neighbor are downstairs sitting next to the basement door outside they have 3 turkeys in the smoker and they are drinking over a case of Natural Lite beer and eating pork rinds. I think the neighbor may be having problems at home as he slept on our couch last night and will do so again tonight. They are farting so much mom is walking around with air freshener in her back pocket. Grandma isnt feeling well and left a big mess on the underside of our main bathroom toilet. Mom says I have to clean it.
My dad and the neighbor are downstairs sitting next to the basement door outside they have 3 turkeys in the smoker and they are drinking over a case of Natural Lite beer and eating pork rinds. I think the neighbor may be having problems at home as he slept on our couch last night and will do so again tonight. They are farting so much mom is walking around with air freshener in her back pocket. Grandma isnt feeling well and left a big mess on the underside of our main bathroom toilet. Mom says I have to clean it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: April 07, 2018 03:36PM
Verified Green Onion1111111111 Wrote:
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> I wish he would eat healthier Spring. How are your
> bowel related science projects coming along?
Well, okay I guess. At school they are always encouraging us to start up clubs or organizations. I filled out the paperwork to request approval for the "Colorectal awareness club". Not only was my request denied but I had to speak to the assistant principal who threatened me with detention time. Once I explained that the club was not a joke he took back the threat of detention but he made me an appointment with a school counselor next Tuesday. I thought it was a great idea and already had three members lined up.
I thought schools were supposed to encourage kids to study things that affect our lives but I guess not.
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> I wish he would eat healthier Spring. How are your
> bowel related science projects coming along?
Well, okay I guess. At school they are always encouraging us to start up clubs or organizations. I filled out the paperwork to request approval for the "Colorectal awareness club". Not only was my request denied but I had to speak to the assistant principal who threatened me with detention time. Once I explained that the club was not a joke he took back the threat of detention but he made me an appointment with a school counselor next Tuesday. I thought it was a great idea and already had three members lined up.
I thought schools were supposed to encourage kids to study things that affect our lives but I guess not.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: April 07, 2018 04:59PM
Got 5 Guys. Two bacon cheeseburgers fries. Hit those bowels hard!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 07, 2018 06:03PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> lol, the fake postings are funny. Im spending the
> weekend cleaning my room and working on a Science
> project I have that discusses absorption of water
> and trace minerals in the large intestine. Im
> hoping mom can bring me to AC Moore to pick out
> some materials for a scale model Id like to use.
> The Hobby store closed at Fair City Mall - they
> were pretty good.
>
> My dad and the neighbor are downstairs sitting
> next to the basement door outside they have 3
> turkeys in the smoker and they are drinking over a
> case of Natural Lite beer and eating pork rinds.
> I think the neighbor may be having problems at
> home as he slept on our couch last night and will
> do so again tonight. They are farting so much mom
> is walking around with air freshener in her back
> pocket. Grandma isnt feeling well and left a big
> mess on the underside of our main bathroom toilet.
> Mom says I have to clean it.
You have the right attitude although that is shit duty. I think your dad or if you'd like, my midwives clean up groan throne disasters as part of their contract. Keep despite this crappy detail, your head up about your future as a bowel researcher.
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> lol, the fake postings are funny. Im spending the
> weekend cleaning my room and working on a Science
> project I have that discusses absorption of water
> and trace minerals in the large intestine. Im
> hoping mom can bring me to AC Moore to pick out
> some materials for a scale model Id like to use.
> The Hobby store closed at Fair City Mall - they
> were pretty good.
>
> My dad and the neighbor are downstairs sitting
> next to the basement door outside they have 3
> turkeys in the smoker and they are drinking over a
> case of Natural Lite beer and eating pork rinds.
> I think the neighbor may be having problems at
> home as he slept on our couch last night and will
> do so again tonight. They are farting so much mom
> is walking around with air freshener in her back
> pocket. Grandma isnt feeling well and left a big
> mess on the underside of our main bathroom toilet.
> Mom says I have to clean it.
You have the right attitude although that is shit duty. I think your dad or if you'd like, my midwives clean up groan throne disasters as part of their contract. Keep despite this crappy detail, your head up about your future as a bowel researcher.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion Dad
()
Date: April 07, 2018 06:31PM
Stop worrying about what I eat. My food choices and what I do with the neighbor is between us your mom. If you want grandma to keep her pension and Metamucil keep your mouth shut. This includes the crap in the bathroom. Clean it up or goodbye to your video games.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
()
Date: April 07, 2018 07:03PM
Spring Onion Dad Wrote:
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> Stop worrying about what I eat. My food choices
> and what I do with the neighbor is between us your
> mom. If you want grandma to keep her pension and
> Metamucil keep your mouth shut. This includes the
> crap in the bathroom. Clean it up or goodbye to
> your video games.
If you would go to your local grocer, that would be far more beneficial.
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> Stop worrying about what I eat. My food choices
> and what I do with the neighbor is between us your
> mom. If you want grandma to keep her pension and
> Metamucil keep your mouth shut. This includes the
> crap in the bathroom. Clean it up or goodbye to
> your video games.
If you would go to your local grocer, that would be far more beneficial.