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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
The Obese Neighbor
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Date: March 25, 2018 09:27PM
Please stop judging what love your dad and I share. When he kisses me or puts his penis in me it feels amazing. I'm in love with him and I'm his woman no matter whether you like it or not. I am willing to understand its difficult but he's my man.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
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Date: March 25, 2018 09:45PM
Can someone please explain what is going on?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
been played for fools
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Date: March 25, 2018 11:44PM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Can someone please explain what is going on?
- most active user has many aliases but is unable to register new accounts
- old man who likes to look at his anus with a mirror while shitting
- teenage kid whose dad is porking his fat male neighbor
- ex con working at Jiffy Lube living in a basement cooking out of a toaster
- guy who hates the old guy that looks at his asshole and posts scat gifs
I think that sums it up. One or two hecklers. Other than that there is no real discussion of food just complaining about shit and shitting.
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> Can someone please explain what is going on?
- most active user has many aliases but is unable to register new accounts
- old man who likes to look at his anus with a mirror while shitting
- teenage kid whose dad is porking his fat male neighbor
- ex con working at Jiffy Lube living in a basement cooking out of a toaster
- guy who hates the old guy that looks at his asshole and posts scat gifs
I think that sums it up. One or two hecklers. Other than that there is no real discussion of food just complaining about shit and shitting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fucktarded
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Date: March 25, 2018 11:49PM
been played for fools Wrote:
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> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can someone please explain what is going on?
>
> - most active user has many aliases but is unable
> to register new accounts
> - old man who likes to look at his anus with a
> mirror while shitting
> - teenage kid whose dad is porking his fat male
> neighbor
> - ex con working at Jiffy Lube living in a
> basement cooking out of a toaster
> - guy who hates the old guy that looks at his
> asshole and posts scat gifs
>
> I think that sums it up. One or two hecklers.
> Other than that there is no real discussion of
> food just complaining about shit and shitting.
Its all the same dude making all of this shit up just to bump the thread. Most likely BEH.
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> Dave Johns Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Can someone please explain what is going on?
>
> - most active user has many aliases but is unable
> to register new accounts
> - old man who likes to look at his anus with a
> mirror while shitting
> - teenage kid whose dad is porking his fat male
> neighbor
> - ex con working at Jiffy Lube living in a
> basement cooking out of a toaster
> - guy who hates the old guy that looks at his
> asshole and posts scat gifs
>
> I think that sums it up. One or two hecklers.
> Other than that there is no real discussion of
> food just complaining about shit and shitting.
Its all the same dude making all of this shit up just to bump the thread. Most likely BEH.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fried Onion
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Date: March 26, 2018 09:32AM
I would say 2 people possibly 3 post here. Mostly just eyerolling by the rest of us. I had yogurt and Honey Bunches of Oats and tea - my bowels my choice.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
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Date: March 26, 2018 03:09PM
glad to be back home. Camping sucked. Grandma's still smells bad and dad got $400 worth of tickets from the Park Police. Obese neighbor required stitches from the zipper incident. Mom is locked in her bedroom with her new best friend and hair dresser. Time for some Kale chips.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: March 26, 2018 05:17PM
Lots of coloreds in my colon
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Dave Johns
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Date: March 26, 2018 09:41PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Lots of coloreds in my colon
Disappointed. Enough of this racist nonsense.
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> Lots of coloreds in my colon
Disappointed. Enough of this racist nonsense.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
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Date: March 27, 2018 04:34AM
Hi all, 5am guy checking in a little early tonight. 5am guy is usually off work on Monday nights/Tuesday morning but many of 5am guys co-workers are on vacation because it is Spring break. Those people lead happy lives and have significant others and children unlike 5am guy.
5am guy gets no days off this week but at least 5am guy will earn some comp time. 5am guy is suffering from depression and bad mental health and these things lead to bowel trouble.
5am guy has a brown bun in the oven right now but it is not quite ready to drop. 5am guy has been drinking celestial seasonings tea which sometimes helps 5am guy drop a load. 5am guy is also using the brown noise sound effect on youtube which really works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc2DbWGZmN0
5am guy gets no days off this week but at least 5am guy will earn some comp time. 5am guy is suffering from depression and bad mental health and these things lead to bowel trouble.
5am guy has a brown bun in the oven right now but it is not quite ready to drop. 5am guy has been drinking celestial seasonings tea which sometimes helps 5am guy drop a load. 5am guy is also using the brown noise sound effect on youtube which really works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc2DbWGZmN0
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
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Date: March 27, 2018 07:13AM
Frosted flakes. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
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Date: March 27, 2018 07:53AM
I wonder what the obese neighbor is doing. A good night of sleep, woke up to him in just a pink thong putting out rainbow flags in the yard. Dads out there observing him smoking cigarettes and drinking beers. It seems that their jenkem business is not making them the money dad seems interested in. They had a big argument yesterday. Mom just drinks and shrugs her shoulders.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Grandma Onion
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Date: March 27, 2018 08:42AM
Spring please come down for breakfast. Your loving grandma made loving healthy breakfast sandwiches with laxatives to loosen you up, along with some icepac syrup to keep the weight off. Also the jenkem is not in the kitchen anymore, so come on where breakfast is non toxic and bowel friendly!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: March 27, 2018 09:57AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all, 5am guy checking in a little early
> tonight. 5am guy is usually off work on Monday
> nights/Tuesday morning but many of 5am guys
> co-workers are on vacation because it is Spring
> break. Those people lead happy lives and have
> significant others and children unlike 5am guy.
> 5am guy gets no days off this week but at least
> 5am guy will earn some comp time. 5am guy is
> suffering from depression and bad mental health
> and these things lead to bowel trouble.
> 5am guy has a brown bun in the oven right now but
> it is not quite ready to drop. 5am guy has been
> drinking celestial seasonings tea which sometimes
> helps 5am guy drop a load. 5am guy is also using
> the brown noise sound effect on youtube which
> really works.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc2DbWGZmN0
Depression and bowel problems go hand in hand 5 am. I'm sorry you are feeling blue and brown. Yet you are never alone as the brothers in bowel have your back.
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> Hi all, 5am guy checking in a little early
> tonight. 5am guy is usually off work on Monday
> nights/Tuesday morning but many of 5am guys
> co-workers are on vacation because it is Spring
> break. Those people lead happy lives and have
> significant others and children unlike 5am guy.
> 5am guy gets no days off this week but at least
> 5am guy will earn some comp time. 5am guy is
> suffering from depression and bad mental health
> and these things lead to bowel trouble.
> 5am guy has a brown bun in the oven right now but
> it is not quite ready to drop. 5am guy has been
> drinking celestial seasonings tea which sometimes
> helps 5am guy drop a load. 5am guy is also using
> the brown noise sound effect on youtube which
> really works.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc2DbWGZmN0
Depression and bowel problems go hand in hand 5 am. I'm sorry you are feeling blue and brown. Yet you are never alone as the brothers in bowel have your back.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 27, 2018 09:58AM
Dave Johns Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lots of coloreds in my colon
>
>
> Disappointed. Enough of this racist nonsense.
Mr Johns freedom of speech. What's more important a bunch of wetbacks spray painting chain link fences or your bowels?
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lots of coloreds in my colon
>
>
> Disappointed. Enough of this racist nonsense.
Mr Johns freedom of speech. What's more important a bunch of wetbacks spray painting chain link fences or your bowels?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: March 27, 2018 11:47AM
The fishing and camping trip is over and it sure did suck. The obese neighbors camper ran out of propane last night and there was no heat. I froze my ass off and I needed to poop in the middle of the night. The campground had outhouses that smelled like death. I had to use one of them at 3am in the freezing cold.
We are at a truckstop now and my Dad has ordered a footlong steak and cheese sub with fries and coleslaw. I cant wait to get to my grandmas house and take a hot shower. My Dad and the neighbor did very little fishing and a whole lot of beer drinking. They made me split firewood for hours while they got drunk. They even had to go to town yesterday to get more beer, too bad they did not get a can of propane.
We are at a truckstop now and my Dad has ordered a footlong steak and cheese sub with fries and coleslaw. I cant wait to get to my grandmas house and take a hot shower. My Dad and the neighbor did very little fishing and a whole lot of beer drinking. They made me split firewood for hours while they got drunk. They even had to go to town yesterday to get more beer, too bad they did not get a can of propane.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
boiled onion
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Date: March 27, 2018 05:10PM
I am making six shake and bake chicken legs for dinner served with Kraft macaroni and cheese. Look out bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion11111
()
Date: March 27, 2018 07:12PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> The fishing and camping trip is over and it sure
> did suck. The obese neighbors camper ran out of
> propane last night and there was no heat. I froze
> my ass off and I needed to poop in the middle of
> the night. The campground had outhouses that
> smelled like death. I had to use one of them at
> 3am in the freezing cold.
> We are at a truckstop now and my Dad has ordered a
> footlong steak and cheese sub with fries and
> coleslaw. I cant wait to get to my grandmas house
> and take a hot shower. My Dad and the neighbor did
> very little fishing and a whole lot of beer
> drinking. They made me split firewood for hours
> while they got drunk. They even had to go to town
> yesterday to get more beer, too bad they did not
> get a can of propane.
This is awful. I am so sorry spring. He's devastating you with his bowels.
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> The fishing and camping trip is over and it sure
> did suck. The obese neighbors camper ran out of
> propane last night and there was no heat. I froze
> my ass off and I needed to poop in the middle of
> the night. The campground had outhouses that
> smelled like death. I had to use one of them at
> 3am in the freezing cold.
> We are at a truckstop now and my Dad has ordered a
> footlong steak and cheese sub with fries and
> coleslaw. I cant wait to get to my grandmas house
> and take a hot shower. My Dad and the neighbor did
> very little fishing and a whole lot of beer
> drinking. They made me split firewood for hours
> while they got drunk. They even had to go to town
> yesterday to get more beer, too bad they did not
> get a can of propane.
This is awful. I am so sorry spring. He's devastating you with his bowels.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion Mom
()
Date: March 27, 2018 07:51PM
My darling son, please don't discuss your dad's rear end problems here. We all know he has gas, but he loves you! The Dutch ovens are his way of being playful or when he farts in mason jars. The drinking is sometimes a bit much, but the portly neighbor has always been kind to our family. I will make you a bowel friendly snack and tell you a bedtime story.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: March 28, 2018 07:05AM
Battered Texas Toast. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 28, 2018 08:34AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> The fishing and camping trip is over and it sure
> did suck. The obese neighbors camper ran out of
> propane last night and there was no heat. I froze
> my ass off and I needed to poop in the middle of
> the night. The campground had outhouses that
> smelled like death. I had to use one of them at
> 3am in the freezing cold.
> We are at a truckstop now and my Dad has ordered a
> footlong steak and cheese sub with fries and
> coleslaw. I cant wait to get to my grandmas house
> and take a hot shower. My Dad and the neighbor did
> very little fishing and a whole lot of beer
> drinking. They made me split firewood for hours
> while they got drunk. They even had to go to town
> yesterday to get more beer, too bad they did not
> get a can of propane.
I sympathize with you Spring Onion. I really do.
Yet despite the stench, my hope is when you're an adult and look back at this, it seems your father does care about you. His bowels are awful yes, but he's trying to at least bond with you.
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> The fishing and camping trip is over and it sure
> did suck. The obese neighbors camper ran out of
> propane last night and there was no heat. I froze
> my ass off and I needed to poop in the middle of
> the night. The campground had outhouses that
> smelled like death. I had to use one of them at
> 3am in the freezing cold.
> We are at a truckstop now and my Dad has ordered a
> footlong steak and cheese sub with fries and
> coleslaw. I cant wait to get to my grandmas house
> and take a hot shower. My Dad and the neighbor did
> very little fishing and a whole lot of beer
> drinking. They made me split firewood for hours
> while they got drunk. They even had to go to town
> yesterday to get more beer, too bad they did not
> get a can of propane.
I sympathize with you Spring Onion. I really do.
Yet despite the stench, my hope is when you're an adult and look back at this, it seems your father does care about you. His bowels are awful yes, but he's trying to at least bond with you.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
The Obese Neighbor
()
Date: March 28, 2018 08:59AM
Its not my fault I'm fat kid. And stop posting that you are upset with dad. I love him so much and the flowers he brings me are very romantic. And get it right he drinks beer I like white zinfadel. As for any smell complaints your dad smells manly and rugged to me and gives me all of his love. Camping is not comfortable for me either, and this is about us spending time together.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Onion Class of 20006
()
Date: March 28, 2018 10:00AM
Spinning signz in rainz on Fairfax Boulevardz. The bozz comez out you wearing too many clothez yo. Take pantz off bunz out bayz in bayz with mad dogz sale pricez high quality shit.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Bowl
()
Date: March 28, 2018 10:54AM
Got kicked out of a blood drive for exposing my roids.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: March 28, 2018 11:23AM
I am so happy to be at Grandma's house for the rest of the week. She took me to a salad bar last night and we are going to a grocery store later and then to a school where I can practice driving in the parking lot. Tomorrow we are going to Richard Bland college to get a tour of the campus. I might be interested in the nursing program there to land a career in the bowel health industry. Grandma would let me live with her rent free while attending school there in a couple years. She needs a new car soon and said I can have her old car for free. I feel like a very lucky kid.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Father Onion
()
Date: March 28, 2018 12:06PM
Son I am sick and tired of your bullshit bowel dreamer crap. Be a man, grow a pair of nuts and put a hard hat on. When I was your age I had lost my virginity, smoked cigarettes and reefer, and drank booze. I lifted weights and engaged in cage fights at the local YMCA. Unreal!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion11111
()
Date: March 28, 2018 12:22PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I am so happy to be at Grandma's house for the
> rest of the week. She took me to a salad bar last
> night and we are going to a grocery store later
> and then to a school where I can practice driving
> in the parking lot. Tomorrow we are going to
> Richard Bland college to get a tour of the campus.
> I might be interested in the nursing program there
> to land a career in the bowel health industry.
> Grandma would let me live with her rent free while
> attending school there in a couple years. She
> needs a new car soon and said I can have her old
> car for free. I feel like a very lucky kid.
Oh wow you are spring! And good for you. You might be the one who cures IBS
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> I am so happy to be at Grandma's house for the
> rest of the week. She took me to a salad bar last
> night and we are going to a grocery store later
> and then to a school where I can practice driving
> in the parking lot. Tomorrow we are going to
> Richard Bland college to get a tour of the campus.
> I might be interested in the nursing program there
> to land a career in the bowel health industry.
> Grandma would let me live with her rent free while
> attending school there in a couple years. She
> needs a new car soon and said I can have her old
> car for free. I feel like a very lucky kid.
Oh wow you are spring! And good for you. You might be the one who cures IBS
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled onion
()
Date: March 28, 2018 01:00PM
I just ate a footlong turkey and bacon sub with extra mayo, pickle , tomato and onion with two fudgesicles for desert. I am angry with my bowels so i am fucking them up.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Grandma Onion
()
Date: March 28, 2018 02:24PM
Spring just focus on your studies. I'm smoking that weed feeling fine, got me a 40 and a fat ass dime. Don't you worry about the jenkum transporting and dealing. Its okay to carry around jars of poop last time I checked the law books. And any officer who pulls me over I will show them my breasts and get out of any trouble!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Red Bowl
()
Date: March 28, 2018 03:36PM
Boiled onion Wrote:
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> I just ate a footlong turkey and bacon sub with
> extra mayo, pickle , tomato and onion with two
> fudgesicles for desert. I am angry with my bowels
> so i am fucking them up.
My roids grow thinking of that.
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> I just ate a footlong turkey and bacon sub with
> extra mayo, pickle , tomato and onion with two
> fudgesicles for desert. I am angry with my bowels
> so i am fucking them up.
My roids grow thinking of that.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 28, 2018 05:24PM
Red Bowl that might be something to see a doctor on. Not a GI, a family/general one should be just fine. Are you getting these from the pain of strain on the groan throne? I get them from time to time, they are a pain in the ass. The itching burning and discomfort are not pleasant, and when blowing out a bowling ball through the marble hole even worse.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
bored of racism onion
()
Date: March 28, 2018 06:24PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Lots of coloreds in my colon
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> Lots of coloreds in my colon
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Posted by:
Katsup Onion
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Date: March 28, 2018 06:26PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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Posted by:
BO Watches anus with Mirror
()
Date: March 28, 2018 06:29PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BO AssFucks Sister Matilda
()
Date: March 28, 2018 06:31PM
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Posted by:
? About Useful Fibre
()
Date: March 28, 2018 06:35PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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bowels are awful yes
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bowels are awful yes
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Posted by:
Spring Onion is a Cunt
()
Date: March 28, 2018 06:37PM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I am so happy to be at Grandma's house for the
> rest of the week. She took me to a salad bar last
> night and we are going to a grocery store later
> and then to a school where I can practice driving
> in the parking lot. Tomorrow we are going to
> Richard Bland college to get a tour of the campus.
> I might be interested in the nursing program there
> to land a career in the bowel health industry.
> Grandma would let me live with her rent free while
> attending school there in a couple years. She
> needs a new car soon and said I can have her old
> car for free. I feel like a very lucky kid.
What a cunt you are Spring.
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> I am so happy to be at Grandma's house for the
> rest of the week. She took me to a salad bar last
> night and we are going to a grocery store later
> and then to a school where I can practice driving
> in the parking lot. Tomorrow we are going to
> Richard Bland college to get a tour of the campus.
> I might be interested in the nursing program there
> to land a career in the bowel health industry.
> Grandma would let me live with her rent free while
> attending school there in a couple years. She
> needs a new car soon and said I can have her old
> car for free. I feel like a very lucky kid.
What a cunt you are Spring.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
BO likes ass rape
()
Date: March 28, 2018 06:39PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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bowling ball through the marble hole bowling ball through the marble hole bowling ball through the marble hole bowling ball through the marble hole bowling ball through the marble hole bowling ball through the marble hole bowling ball through the marble hole bowling ball through the marble holeRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion Real 11111
()
Date: March 28, 2018 06:42PM
Better to be a cunt in your opinion, than posting nasty images. I am proud of spring onion and how much time do you spend screwing with people who have IBS?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
()
Date: March 28, 2018 07:18PM
Spring Onion please be careful here, as I cannot prove it, but some users here are using what appears to be grooming techniques. They are pretending to be your friend, to be in your corner as it stands. I would recommend avoiding these creepy individuals and visiting your local grocer. There the produce manager or any staff member, who has a background check and training, can safely help you find healthy foods without any endangerement possibilities. Trust that one trip to your local grocer, will be far more useful than the suggestions and commentary that's on here.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Balls to Shit
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Date: March 28, 2018 08:13PM
What the fuck is this?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
The Obese Neighbor
()
Date: March 28, 2018 08:24PM
I am not pleased how you are trying to interfere with our relationship spring onion. Very disappointed. Your father treats me like the lady I am, and doesn't mind that I'm a plus model. He loves me for who I am, and despite his drinking and smoking habit that I'm working on, not everyone is perfect. When he makes love to me, holds me in his arms, I am all woman and I feel as if the galaxy revolves in my heart. Its a great feeling, and if you have reservations about our love for each other, then perhaps you won't be invited to our wedding.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: March 29, 2018 06:45AM
I ate pancakes. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 29, 2018 08:34AM
Off to the "doctors". Expect callous indifference and the thick fingers and so called cold metallic medical devices. I wish they could knock me out for these medieval practices that are barbaric and bowel busting.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: March 29, 2018 08:54AM
The obese neighbor cooking waffles and bacon was a surprise. Even more so was mom joining dad and I for the first meal of the day. I do wish she would not have vodka with breakfast, and dad smoking cigarettes at the table is not appropriate. Dad and the obese neighbor are anxious about grandma coming over. She's late for a jenkum delivery.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: March 29, 2018 09:18AM
The silver line is brown again. The Walgreens adult diapers leaked.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fibre Busting Foods 4 You
()
Date: March 29, 2018 09:49AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Off to the "doctorsOff to the "doctorsOff to the "doctorsOff to the "doctorsOff to the "doctorsOff to the "doctorsOff to the "doctorsOff to the "doctorsOff to the "doctorsOff to the "doctors
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> Off to the "doctors
Off to the "doctorsOff to the "doctorsOff to the "doctorsOff to the "doctorsOff to the "doctorsOff to the "doctorsOff to the "doctorsOff to the "doctorsOff to the "doctorsRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Mueller INvestigation Onion
()
Date: March 29, 2018 10:01AM
Park Police Seeking Information
Park Police are seeking information on 3 individuals known to be camping in Burke Park March 24-26. Individuals described as a man in in his 50's ~6' 225 lbs dark hair; 2nd man in 50's ~5'11" 300 lbs (obese) balding with a limp wearing a stunning lavender One Shoulder Lace Up Lady Fashion Dress ; young teen `5'10" thin dark hair. This group was cited for public nudity, noise after hours; possible contribution to the delinquency of a minor and possession of 'jenkum.'
The obese man may have extensive injuries to genitalia (from getting caught in tent zipper). Individuals are know to associate with an elderly woman 9'grandma') driving a dark green 1994 Lincoln Town Car Executive model.
If you have any information about these individuals please contact Burke Park Police, Camping Violation Task Force, Burke VA
Park Police are seeking information on 3 individuals known to be camping in Burke Park March 24-26. Individuals described as a man in in his 50's ~6' 225 lbs dark hair; 2nd man in 50's ~5'11" 300 lbs (obese) balding with a limp wearing a stunning lavender One Shoulder Lace Up Lady Fashion Dress ; young teen `5'10" thin dark hair. This group was cited for public nudity, noise after hours; possible contribution to the delinquency of a minor and possession of 'jenkum.'
The obese man may have extensive injuries to genitalia (from getting caught in tent zipper). Individuals are know to associate with an elderly woman 9'grandma') driving a dark green 1994 Lincoln Town Car Executive model.
If you have any information about these individuals please contact Burke Park Police, Camping Violation Task Force, Burke VA
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 29, 2018 12:17PM
Mueller INvestigation Onion Wrote:
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> Park Police Seeking Information
>
> Park Police are seeking information on 3
> individuals known to be camping in Burke Park
> March 24-26. Individuals described as a man in in
> his 50's ~6' 225 lbs dark hair; 2nd man in 50's
> ~5'11" 300 lbs (obese) balding with a limp wearing
> a stunning lavender One Shoulder Lace Up Lady
> Fashion Dress ; young teen `5'10" thin dark hair.
> This group was cited for public nudity, noise
> after hours; possible contribution to the
> delinquency of a minor and possession of 'jenkum.'
>
>
> The obese man may have extensive injuries to
> genitalia (from getting caught in tent zipper).
> Individuals are know to associate with an elderly
> woman 9'grandma') driving a dark green 1994
> Lincoln Town Car Executive model.
>
> If you have any information about these
> individuals please contact Burke Park Police,
> Camping Violation Task Force, Burke VA
Sorry spring onion, but whoever wrote this is funny. Needed a good laugh after having my starfish dissected.
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> Park Police Seeking Information
>
> Park Police are seeking information on 3
> individuals known to be camping in Burke Park
> March 24-26. Individuals described as a man in in
> his 50's ~6' 225 lbs dark hair; 2nd man in 50's
> ~5'11" 300 lbs (obese) balding with a limp wearing
> a stunning lavender One Shoulder Lace Up Lady
> Fashion Dress ; young teen `5'10" thin dark hair.
> This group was cited for public nudity, noise
> after hours; possible contribution to the
> delinquency of a minor and possession of 'jenkum.'
>
>
> The obese man may have extensive injuries to
> genitalia (from getting caught in tent zipper).
> Individuals are know to associate with an elderly
> woman 9'grandma') driving a dark green 1994
> Lincoln Town Car Executive model.
>
> If you have any information about these
> individuals please contact Burke Park Police,
> Camping Violation Task Force, Burke VA
Sorry spring onion, but whoever wrote this is funny. Needed a good laugh after having my starfish dissected.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Imy4
()
Date: March 29, 2018 01:00PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Mueller INvestigation Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Park Police Seeking Information
> >
> > Park Police are seeking information on 3
> > individuals known to be camping in Burke Park
> > March 24-26. Individuals described as a man in
> in
> > his 50's ~6' 225 lbs dark hair; 2nd man in 50's
> > ~5'11" 300 lbs (obese) balding with a limp
> wearing
> > a stunning lavender One Shoulder Lace Up Lady
> > Fashion Dress ; young teen `5'10" thin dark
> hair.
> > This group was cited for public nudity, noise
> > after hours; possible contribution to the
> > delinquency of a minor and possession of
> 'jenkum.'
> >
> >
> > The obese man may have extensive injuries to
> > genitalia (from getting caught in tent zipper).
>
> > Individuals are know to associate with an
> elderly
> > woman 9'grandma') driving a dark green 1994
> > Lincoln Town Car Executive model.
> >
> > If you have any information about these
> > individuals please contact Burke Park Police,
> > Camping Violation Task Force, Burke VA
>
>
> Sorry spring onion, but whoever wrote this is
> funny. Needed a good laugh after having my
> starfish dissected.
Not funny and a scat thread.
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> Mueller INvestigation Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Park Police Seeking Information
> >
> > Park Police are seeking information on 3
> > individuals known to be camping in Burke Park
> > March 24-26. Individuals described as a man in
> in
> > his 50's ~6' 225 lbs dark hair; 2nd man in 50's
> > ~5'11" 300 lbs (obese) balding with a limp
> wearing
> > a stunning lavender One Shoulder Lace Up Lady
> > Fashion Dress ; young teen `5'10" thin dark
> hair.
> > This group was cited for public nudity, noise
> > after hours; possible contribution to the
> > delinquency of a minor and possession of
> 'jenkum.'
> >
> >
> > The obese man may have extensive injuries to
> > genitalia (from getting caught in tent zipper).
>
> > Individuals are know to associate with an
> elderly
> > woman 9'grandma') driving a dark green 1994
> > Lincoln Town Car Executive model.
> >
> > If you have any information about these
> > individuals please contact Burke Park Police,
> > Camping Violation Task Force, Burke VA
>
>
> Sorry spring onion, but whoever wrote this is
> funny. Needed a good laugh after having my
> starfish dissected.
Not funny and a scat thread.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: March 29, 2018 01:01PM
Its ok I think the fake write-ups are funny sometimes too. Good nutrition and studies are my focus now but I will say that my neighbor does have a garment like that; what is funny is he is more of a Fall than a Spring so the lavender really doesnt work for him - the lace-up side plays off well with his receding hairline tho
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: March 29, 2018 01:32PM
The obese neighbors giant black dildo on the dining room table, is something I don't like walking into. Spent most of today eating tide pods and walking on my smartphone. Wondering when mom or grandma will be home, as I do need lunch. I am hungry and am afraid to bother dad as I hear men moaning from behind his bedroom door.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Anon Doc.
()
Date: March 29, 2018 09:30PM
Obtuse and immature write ups continue. You all need to visit Woodburn for help.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion11111
()
Date: March 29, 2018 10:11PM
Anon Doc. Wrote:
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> Obtuse and immature write ups continue. You all
> need to visit Woodburn for help.
And you continue to help?
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> Obtuse and immature write ups continue. You all
> need to visit Woodburn for help.
And you continue to help?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
5am guy
()
Date: March 30, 2018 03:18AM
Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonight. 5am guy is depressed because 5am guys car is dying. 5am guy bought it new in 2005 and 5am guy has driven it 260,000 miles with no major problems. 5am guy is very cheap and does not like to spend money. 5am guy is having bowel problems because of the stress of having to buy a car.
5am guy has to work all weekend but 5am guy might take a extra day off next week and go visit his cousin in Paint Bank Va. 5am guy will have to buy or rent a car to do that because 5am guys car is barely running. 5am guy hopes that the BIB's are doing better than 5am guy.
5am guy has to work all weekend but 5am guy might take a extra day off next week and go visit his cousin in Paint Bank Va. 5am guy will have to buy or rent a car to do that because 5am guys car is barely running. 5am guy hopes that the BIB's are doing better than 5am guy.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: March 30, 2018 06:43AM
IHOP. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 30, 2018 08:17AM
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonight. 5am guy
> is depressed because 5am guys car is dying. 5am
> guy bought it new in 2005 and 5am guy has driven
> it 260,000 miles with no major problems. 5am guy
> is very cheap and does not like to spend money.
> 5am guy is having bowel problems because of the
> stress of having to buy a car.
> 5am guy has to work all weekend but 5am guy might
> take a extra day off next week and go visit his
> cousin in Paint Bank Va. 5am guy will have to buy
> or rent a car to do that because 5am guys car is
> barely running. 5am guy hopes that the BIB's are
> doing better than 5am guy.
Sorry to hear that but hope you can run over a few more third world bastards with it.
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in early tonight. 5am guy
> is depressed because 5am guys car is dying. 5am
> guy bought it new in 2005 and 5am guy has driven
> it 260,000 miles with no major problems. 5am guy
> is very cheap and does not like to spend money.
> 5am guy is having bowel problems because of the
> stress of having to buy a car.
> 5am guy has to work all weekend but 5am guy might
> take a extra day off next week and go visit his
> cousin in Paint Bank Va. 5am guy will have to buy
> or rent a car to do that because 5am guys car is
> barely running. 5am guy hopes that the BIB's are
> doing better than 5am guy.
Sorry to hear that but hope you can run over a few more third world bastards with it.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: March 30, 2018 10:01AM
Hi friends. I hope everyone is doing well. I took a tour of Richard Bland junior college yesterday and I like it a whole lot. They seemed a little suprised that I asked about the nursing program as I guess very few boys are interested in that. The admissions lady suggested I get a summer job at a nursing home as that experience would help me with my studies. She said if I keep my grades up and get a halfway decent SAT score it should be no problem getting accepted. I should start the fall of 2019. With a 2 year degree I can work and continue my education part time and hopefully land a job in the bowel heathcare industry.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fibre Onion
()
Date: March 30, 2018 10:04AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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man in 50's > ~5'11" 300 lbs (obese) balding with a limp
> wearing a stunning lavender One Shoulder Lace Up Lady
Fashion DressLace Up Lady
Fashion DressLace Up Lady
Fashion DressLace Up Lady
Fashion DressLace Up Lady
Fashion Dress
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man in 50's > ~5'11" 300 lbs (obese) balding with a limp
> wearing a stunning lavender One Shoulder Lace Up Lady
Fashion Dress
Lace Up LadyFashion Dress
Lace Up LadyFashion Dress
Lace Up LadyFashion Dress
Lace Up LadyFashion Dress
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Racist Detection Onion
()
Date: March 30, 2018 10:06AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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hope you can run over a few more third world bastardsthird world bastards
third world bastards
third world bastards
third world bastards
third world bastards
third world bastards
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hope you can run over a few more third world bastards
third world bastardsthird world bastards
third world bastards
third world bastards
third world bastards
third world bastards
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Fictional Spring Advise
()
Date: March 30, 2018 10:10AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> Hi friends. I hope everyone is doing well. I took
> a tour of Richard Bland junior college yesterday
> and I like it a whole lot. They seemed a little
> suprised that I asked about the nursing program as
> I guess very few boys are interested in that. The
> admissions lady suggested I get a summer job at a
> nursing home as that experience would help me with
> my studies. She said if I keep my grades up and
> get a halfway decent SAT score it should be no
> problem getting accepted. I should start the fall
> of 2019. With a 2 year degree I can work and
> continue my education part time and hopefully land
> a job in the bowel heathcare industry.
Nursing is a nobel profession no matter your sex. Not to be too harsh but you seem somewhat dim to enter the sciences young Spring. You will have to get through Bio and Chem which not too hard usually weed out the less bright. Why not go into landscaping?
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> Hi friends. I hope everyone is doing well. I took
> a tour of Richard Bland junior college yesterday
> and I like it a whole lot. They seemed a little
> suprised that I asked about the nursing program as
> I guess very few boys are interested in that. The
> admissions lady suggested I get a summer job at a
> nursing home as that experience would help me with
> my studies. She said if I keep my grades up and
> get a halfway decent SAT score it should be no
> problem getting accepted. I should start the fall
> of 2019. With a 2 year degree I can work and
> continue my education part time and hopefully land
> a job in the bowel heathcare industry.
Nursing is a nobel profession no matter your sex. Not to be too harsh but you seem somewhat dim to enter the sciences young Spring. You will have to get through Bio and Chem which not too hard usually weed out the less bright. Why not go into landscaping?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Bountiful Movements Onion
()
Date: March 30, 2018 12:37PM
pictures are fantastic - thank you! I admire the volume and consistency of these gif bowel movements. Honestly I wonder how you prepare for these giant poops we are seeing. Im guessing these professionals eat a lot of food to get such bounty!!!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion11111
()
Date: March 30, 2018 05:54PM
spring onion Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi friends. I hope everyone is doing well. I took
> a tour of Richard Bland junior college yesterday
> and I like it a whole lot. They seemed a little
> suprised that I asked about the nursing program as
> I guess very few boys are interested in that. The
> admissions lady suggested I get a summer job at a
> nursing home as that experience would help me with
> my studies. She said if I keep my grades up and
> get a halfway decent SAT score it should be no
> problem getting accepted. I should start the fall
> of 2019. With a 2 year degree I can work and
> continue my education part time and hopefully land
> a job in the bowel heathcare industry.
You are on the way to helping Americans and perhaps people abroad. I am very proud of you Spring Onion and grateful!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi friends. I hope everyone is doing well. I took
> a tour of Richard Bland junior college yesterday
> and I like it a whole lot. They seemed a little
> suprised that I asked about the nursing program as
> I guess very few boys are interested in that. The
> admissions lady suggested I get a summer job at a
> nursing home as that experience would help me with
> my studies. She said if I keep my grades up and
> get a halfway decent SAT score it should be no
> problem getting accepted. I should start the fall
> of 2019. With a 2 year degree I can work and
> continue my education part time and hopefully land
> a job in the bowel heathcare industry.
You are on the way to helping Americans and perhaps people abroad. I am very proud of you Spring Onion and grateful!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
()
Date: March 30, 2018 06:31PM
These men could be dangerous young man. Your local grocer is not.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Image blocking onion
()
Date: March 31, 2018 04:52AM
Image blocking onion Wrote:
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> Image blocking onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Image blocking onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > boiled onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > For those of you who use Firefox you can
> > easily
> > > > block all the images on this thread with
> this
> > > > add-on,
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/eas
>
> >
> > >
> > > > y-image-blocker/
> > > >
> > > > If you use chrome you can block images with
> > > this,
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/image-bl
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> ocker/mkhbghdfcdepfhgeklhdhlmdldiiaajp?hl=en
> > > >
> > > > If you browse with Safari the image
> blocking
> > is
> > > > already in your browser. You just need to
> > > enable
> > > > it,
> > > >
> > > > Open Safari and go to Preferences, then
> click
> > > on
> > > > the Advanced tab. There's a checkbox at the
> > > bottom
> > > > titled "Show Develop menu in menu bar".
> Check
> > > that
> > > > then close the Preferences window.
> > > >
> > > > You'll notice that in your menu bar between
> > > > Bookmarks and Window you have a menu called
> > > > Develop. Near the bottom of that menu list
> is
> > > > Disable Images — click it. Now your
> > browsing
> > > > experience is image free!
> > >
> > >
> > > Just bumping this post to remind everyone how
> > easy
> > > it is to block all the childish images on
> this
> > > thread.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Image blocking onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Image blocking onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > boiled onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > For those of you who use Firefox you can
> > easily
> > > > block all the images on this thread with
> this
> > > > add-on,
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/eas
>
> >
> > >
> > > > y-image-blocker/
> > > >
> > > > If you use chrome you can block images with
> > > this,
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/image-bl
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> ocker/mkhbghdfcdepfhgeklhdhlmdldiiaajp?hl=en
> > > >
> > > > If you browse with Safari the image
> blocking
> > is
> > > > already in your browser. You just need to
> > > enable
> > > > it,
> > > >
> > > > Open Safari and go to Preferences, then
> click
> > > on
> > > > the Advanced tab. There's a checkbox at the
> > > bottom
> > > > titled "Show Develop menu in menu bar".
> Check
> > > that
> > > > then close the Preferences window.
> > > >
> > > > You'll notice that in your menu bar between
> > > > Bookmarks and Window you have a menu called
> > > > Develop. Near the bottom of that menu list
> is
> > > > Disable Images — click it. Now your
> > browsing
> > > > experience is image free!
> > >
> > >
> > > Just bumping this post to remind everyone how
> > easy
> > > it is to block all the childish images on
> this
> > > thread.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
dive bomber
()
Date: March 31, 2018 08:18AM
Hi BiB's! Looks like crazy stuff as usual on the FYBDW thread! I hope everyone is having a nice Easter weekend. Keep in mind that Ham and chocolate bunnies/eggs are NOT bowel friendly foods. Mrs Dive is cooking a Walmart ham today because we have guests coming by later but just one small ham slice for me because ham is the antichrist for my bowels.
I was reading about spring onion and his preparations for a college education and I thought to myself that it is nice that at least one person may have been inspired by this crazy thread. Spring onion if you read this let me say your ambition at your age is very refreshing and I know you will do well in life. Please continue to keep us posted.
Happy Easter everyone!
I was reading about spring onion and his preparations for a college education and I thought to myself that it is nice that at least one person may have been inspired by this crazy thread. Spring onion if you read this let me say your ambition at your age is very refreshing and I know you will do well in life. Please continue to keep us posted.
Happy Easter everyone!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: March 31, 2018 09:18AM
Dad is dressed up as a naked bunny. What the hell?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 31, 2018 11:40AM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hi BiB's! Looks like crazy stuff as usual on the
> FYBDW thread! I hope everyone is having a nice
> Easter weekend. Keep in mind that Ham and
> chocolate bunnies/eggs are NOT bowel friendly
> foods. Mrs Dive is cooking a Walmart ham today
> because we have guests coming by later but just
> one small ham slice for me because ham is the
> antichrist for my bowels.
> I was reading about spring onion and his
> preparations for a college education and I thought
> to myself that it is nice that at least one person
> may have been inspired by this crazy thread.
> Spring onion if you read this let me say your
> ambition at your age is very refreshing and I know
> you will do well in life. Please continue to keep
> us posted.
>
> Happy Easter everyone!
Happy Easter dive bomber and agreed Spring Onion is breathing new life in our bowels, so it is like Easter in many ways.
Unfortunately the Easter bunny is in my bowels right now.
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi BiB's! Looks like crazy stuff as usual on the
> FYBDW thread! I hope everyone is having a nice
> Easter weekend. Keep in mind that Ham and
> chocolate bunnies/eggs are NOT bowel friendly
> foods. Mrs Dive is cooking a Walmart ham today
> because we have guests coming by later but just
> one small ham slice for me because ham is the
> antichrist for my bowels.
> I was reading about spring onion and his
> preparations for a college education and I thought
> to myself that it is nice that at least one person
> may have been inspired by this crazy thread.
> Spring onion if you read this let me say your
> ambition at your age is very refreshing and I know
> you will do well in life. Please continue to keep
> us posted.
>
> Happy Easter everyone!
Happy Easter dive bomber and agreed Spring Onion is breathing new life in our bowels, so it is like Easter in many ways.
Unfortunately the Easter bunny is in my bowels right now.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
()
Date: March 31, 2018 11:58AM
Thank you for the kind words Mr Dive and Mr Brown. I am heading home in a hour or so and thankfully my Mom is coming to pick me up and not my Dad. Mom, Grandma and I are having salads from Panera bread before we get on the highway. My Mom never farts in the car so it will be a nice ride home. I think my Dad and the obese neighbor are going to smoke a big country ham for Easter so it sounds like wide scale bowel abuse will be taking place. Spring break went by very quickly. Happy Easter to everyone, even the fake posters!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Ways to Get Easter Fibre
()
Date: March 31, 2018 12:58PM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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the Easter bunny is in my bowelsthe Easter bunny is in my bowelsthe Easter bunny is in my bowelsthe Easter bunny is in my bowelsthe Easter bunny is in my bowelsthe Easter bunny is in my bowels
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the Easter bunny is in my bowels
the Easter bunny is in my bowelsthe Easter bunny is in my bowelsthe Easter bunny is in my bowelsthe Easter bunny is in my bowelsthe Easter bunny is in my bowelsRe: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
grooming teens here Not Good
()
Date: March 31, 2018 01:03PM
dive bomber Wrote:
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> Hi BiB's! Looks like crazy stuff as usual on the
> FYBDW thread! I hope everyone is having a nice
> Easter weekend. Keep in mind that Ham and
> chocolate bunnies/eggs are NOT bowel friendly
> foods. Mrs Dive is cooking a Walmart ham today
> because we have guests coming by later but just
> one small ham slice for me because ham is the
> antichrist for my bowels.
> I was reading about spring onion and his
> preparations for a college education and I thought
> to myself that it is nice that at least one person
> may have been inspired by this crazy thread.
> Spring onion if you read this let me say your
> ambition at your age is very refreshing and I know
> you will do well in life. Please continue to keep
> us posted.
>
> Happy Easter everyone!
So you are saying you encourage an underage teen to come to this disgusting thread with scat porn and disgusting commentary about looking at your asshole with a mirror, calling your anus a 'starfish' pretending you need immigrant midwives to deliver your bowel movements. You think that is good for an underage high school student - to be here. Seeing and reading these things.
What a twisted and vile adult you are. If I found out you were luring my children here I would try the authorities first but if that didnt stop you I would take legal or other action to protect my children from you.
Go traffic children somewhere else you perverted amoral fuck.
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> Hi BiB's! Looks like crazy stuff as usual on the
> FYBDW thread! I hope everyone is having a nice
> Easter weekend. Keep in mind that Ham and
> chocolate bunnies/eggs are NOT bowel friendly
> foods. Mrs Dive is cooking a Walmart ham today
> because we have guests coming by later but just
> one small ham slice for me because ham is the
> antichrist for my bowels.
> I was reading about spring onion and his
> preparations for a college education and I thought
> to myself that it is nice that at least one person
> may have been inspired by this crazy thread.
> Spring onion if you read this let me say your
> ambition at your age is very refreshing and I know
> you will do well in life. Please continue to keep
> us posted.
>
> Happy Easter everyone!
So you are saying you encourage an underage teen to come to this disgusting thread with scat porn and disgusting commentary about looking at your asshole with a mirror, calling your anus a 'starfish' pretending you need immigrant midwives to deliver your bowel movements. You think that is good for an underage high school student - to be here. Seeing and reading these things.
What a twisted and vile adult you are. If I found out you were luring my children here I would try the authorities first but if that didnt stop you I would take legal or other action to protect my children from you.
Go traffic children somewhere else you perverted amoral fuck.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
milkduds
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Date: March 31, 2018 02:59PM
Milkduds make me fart.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
The Obese Neighbor
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Date: March 31, 2018 07:59PM
It was nice of your dad to dress up as a sexy Easter bunny, the vaseline all over him was hot. That's my stud and he put an extra bounce in my step. I hope he is frisky later, as I'm cooking him ham with deviled eggs. We will probably fart and laugh as your mom passes out drunk.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Advise Onion
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Date: March 31, 2018 08:43PM
Its good a pleasant surprise to see, other responsible adults on here today. Spring Onion please do not put your personal information here. That includes name, phone number, address, school and such. And please visit your local grocer. That's a safe place!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: March 31, 2018 09:21PM
Advise Onion Wrote:
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> Its good a pleasant surprise to see, other
> responsible adults on here today. Spring Onion
> please do not put your personal information here.
> That includes name, phone number, address, school
> and such. And please visit your local grocer.
> That's a safe place!
Your local grocer your local grocer. How are your bowels asshole? Even though I irritate a few here you suck!
Yes the wetbacks and others at the big corporate grocery stores are helpful. Their training from Shoppers Food Warehouse 101 is so much better than Harvard.
Still working with muscle contractions and gravity, to drop the Easter bunny out of my starfish.
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> Its good a pleasant surprise to see, other
> responsible adults on here today. Spring Onion
> please do not put your personal information here.
> That includes name, phone number, address, school
> and such. And please visit your local grocer.
> That's a safe place!
Your local grocer your local grocer. How are your bowels asshole? Even though I irritate a few here you suck!
Yes the wetbacks and others at the big corporate grocery stores are helpful. Their training from Shoppers Food Warehouse 101 is so much better than Harvard.
Still working with muscle contractions and gravity, to drop the Easter bunny out of my starfish.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Verified Green Onion11111
()
Date: March 31, 2018 10:55PM
Bad time of year for us BO.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
News Channel 69
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Date: March 31, 2018 11:00PM
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
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Date: April 01, 2018 08:31AM
Getting ready to go to my sister Matilda's house for Easter, with our kids and rugrats. Hope they have a good Easter and you do as well. I'm sure all three of her bathrooms will be used. In fact I'm sure there will be grimacing on groan thrones all over today. My hope is the rugrats show an interest in books on bowels and the Bristol Stool Guides hidden in the eggs.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
spring onion
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Date: April 01, 2018 08:55AM
I just woke up and my Dad is already drinking beer across the street in the obese neighbors driveway. They have some sort of huge ham that has to stay in the smoker for like 5 to 6 hours. By the time that thing is cooked they will both be drunk. Happy Easter.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 01, 2018 09:05AM
spring onion Wrote:
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> I just woke up and my Dad is already drinking beer
> across the street in the obese neighbors driveway.
> They have some sort of huge ham that has to stay
> in the smoker for like 5 to 6 hours. By the time
> that thing is cooked they will both be drunk.
> Happy Easter.
Oh my goodness spring onion. Smokers make the ham taste better, but that and beer are going to turn your dads bowels into a Apollo rocket.
Happy Easter and good luck as a bad combination there.
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> I just woke up and my Dad is already drinking beer
> across the street in the obese neighbors driveway.
> They have some sort of huge ham that has to stay
> in the smoker for like 5 to 6 hours. By the time
> that thing is cooked they will both be drunk.
> Happy Easter.
Oh my goodness spring onion. Smokers make the ham taste better, but that and beer are going to turn your dads bowels into a Apollo rocket.
Happy Easter and good luck as a bad combination there.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Easter Onion
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Date: April 01, 2018 10:41AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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Posted by:
peep spray onion
()
Date: April 01, 2018 10:43AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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Posted by:
easter Egg out urs rear onion
()
Date: April 01, 2018 10:49AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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Posted by:
Miscavage111
()
Date: April 01, 2018 01:54PM
Fuck you. You are the shit obsessed jerk here. The only one. How's that make you feel fuckhead? Mommy not love you enough?
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Miscavage111
()
Date: April 01, 2018 05:12PM
Miscavage111 Wrote:
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> Fuck you. You are the shit obsessed jerk here. The
> only one. How's that make you feel fuckhead? Mommy
> not love you enough?
Lol, someone impersonating me yet again. I dont mind the pictures - they enhance my man-love for BO and Verified Green Onion. Spring Onion is too young for me, I dont approve of the relationship he has with Brown or Verified.
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> Fuck you. You are the shit obsessed jerk here. The
> only one. How's that make you feel fuckhead? Mommy
> not love you enough?
Lol, someone impersonating me yet again. I dont mind the pictures - they enhance my man-love for BO and Verified Green Onion. Spring Onion is too young for me, I dont approve of the relationship he has with Brown or Verified.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: April 01, 2018 05:27PM
My dad needs wd40. Apparently his golf club, not just anyone but his favorite, is in the obese neighbors rear end. These two are really odd. All day they've been discussing corn hole and tea bagging. I have not heard of these sports, but I am aware the obese neighbor is in pain.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
powerpoint onion
()
Date: April 01, 2018 05:57PM
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> My dad needs wd40. Apparently his golf club, not
> just anyone but his favorite, is in the obese
> neighbors rear end. These two are really odd. All
> day they've been discussing corn hole and tea
> bagging. I have not heard of these sports, but I
> am aware the obese neighbor is in pain.
wd40 is not good for bowel health. You should warn your dad and the neighbor. Golf clubs are not good for the bowels either. Perhaps you could create a powerpoint to help educate your dad and the fat-ass neighbor so that they can stay safe and healthy in their sexual relationships.
Why not have some wheatgrass stew and lemon-soaked psyllium husk patties to while you mull it over...
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> My dad needs wd40. Apparently his golf club, not
> just anyone but his favorite, is in the obese
> neighbors rear end. These two are really odd. All
> day they've been discussing corn hole and tea
> bagging. I have not heard of these sports, but I
> am aware the obese neighbor is in pain.
wd40 is not good for bowel health. You should warn your dad and the neighbor. Golf clubs are not good for the bowels either. Perhaps you could create a powerpoint to help educate your dad and the fat-ass neighbor so that they can stay safe and healthy in their sexual relationships.
Why not have some wheatgrass stew and lemon-soaked psyllium husk patties to while you mull it over...
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Grandma Onion
()
Date: April 01, 2018 06:21PM
Grandson stop worrying about your dad and the neighbors golf game. This is their version of an athletic event. At least they aren't eating burgers potato chips, and those shitty beers. Now come help grandma load up these jenkem containers into the car.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Brown Onion
()
Date: April 01, 2018 08:51PM
My bowels are going to pay. Matilda forgot about the lower sodium ham and I'm sure her starfish will be punished as well. Hope her new rectal mirror I got her for Christmas at least helps with assessments prior to deciding midwives or not.
A painful day but not as confusing as Fathers Day in Harlem.
A painful day but not as confusing as Fathers Day in Harlem.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
peekzer
()
Date: April 01, 2018 09:21PM
Hi gang - since this thread and the TMOS thread often merge and the TMOS thread is experiencing some bowel level difficulties, we need to marge again for a bit.
The Mike O'Meara show this week was really grinding my gears. The titular host is a gassy, annoying self-centered douchebag who whines about his own problems and doesn't pay attention to even the most rudimentary things around him. The faux-jolly fat co-host Rob Spewak is a moron and simpleton that has never shown any career advancement and is a cyst on the butthole of America and indeed the TMOS show with his incessant verbal ticks and terrible sense of humor. Then illegal alien Oscar shows off his teeth with fake laughs indulging these 2 middle age, corny ass men all week. Also he is probably gay, not that there is anything wrong with this.
Can't wait for tomorrow's show though as we all tick away time until our demise.
The Mike O'Meara show this week was really grinding my gears. The titular host is a gassy, annoying self-centered douchebag who whines about his own problems and doesn't pay attention to even the most rudimentary things around him. The faux-jolly fat co-host Rob Spewak is a moron and simpleton that has never shown any career advancement and is a cyst on the butthole of America and indeed the TMOS show with his incessant verbal ticks and terrible sense of humor. Then illegal alien Oscar shows off his teeth with fake laughs indulging these 2 middle age, corny ass men all week. Also he is probably gay, not that there is anything wrong with this.
Can't wait for tomorrow's show though as we all tick away time until our demise.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Peeker2
()
Date: April 01, 2018 09:28PM
Oh andnlets not forget anti social Twink pony boy was gifted an expensive trip to Japan which he cancelled at the last minute for selfish and weird reaspns. He is a real piece of trash like his 3 obese co hosts of the tmos show
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
inspect clousteau
()
Date: April 01, 2018 10:38PM
Indeed, Mike's liberal politics are ruining the show! He could say anything and his yes men would just chuckle and guffaw their way through life. How can any show this bad keep marching on? What were we thinking? My poor ears!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Diced Onion
()
Date: April 02, 2018 06:36AM
Ham and eggs. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
The Obese Neighbor
()
Date: April 02, 2018 07:09AM
Your dad only got the golf club halfway up my ass. No it wasn't all the way up, and just because you don't like our sports, go back to your room if you don't want to tally our scores. Your dad is a wonderful man who loves me deeply, and the felching and other things he does so well is amazing. I like tossing his salad and in no way is he or I responsible for your mom's drinking.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: April 02, 2018 08:19AM
Glad to be off today, so more time with the Nintendo Switch. Dad bought me a PS4 to buy my silence on the jenkem debacle, as yesterday we argued about it. I still don't like it and worry grandma will be caught as a dealer. Unfortunately now my crap has been added to their abundant supply.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Washingtonlockian
()
Date: April 02, 2018 09:28AM
Thanks for guest hosting us almost Tim for the mike omeara show today everyone get ready to rumbleeeeee. Can’t wait to see what zany antics the crew was up to this weekend. Go mike go
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Someone's Daughter Onion
()
Date: April 02, 2018 10:00AM
Brown Onion Wrote:
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Posted by:
Brown Splatter
()
Date: April 02, 2018 10:49AM
I wish these adult diapers were more reliable. Third one today and all leak and stink. Its obvious I'm wearing one.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Ted Nuget Pants situation
()
Date: April 02, 2018 11:57AM
Brown Splatter Wrote:
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> I wish these adult diapers were more reliable.
> Third one today and all leak and stink. Its
> obvious I'm wearing one.
really sorry to hear this brown. PM BO and maybe he could loan you his rectal mirror so you could FAP to your Ted Nuget Pants situation. Are you dodging the draft or trying to get workman's comp so you can freeload around the house on the Dole like 90% of ffxu posters???
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> I wish these adult diapers were more reliable.
> Third one today and all leak and stink. Its
> obvious I'm wearing one.
really sorry to hear this brown. PM BO and maybe he could loan you his rectal mirror so you could FAP to your Ted Nuget Pants situation. Are you dodging the draft or trying to get workman's comp so you can freeload around the house on the Dole like 90% of ffxu posters???
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Spring Onion
()
Date: April 02, 2018 12:37PM
Dad is passed out drunk naked in the living room. The obese neighbor is singing songs to wake him up, but guessing he needs to sleep it off. The obese neighbor was kind to me earlier. He had me go to the store for the ice pack that's now on his rear end, and let me keep the change. I think I will put this towards a bowel friendly lunch.
Re: Foods Your Bowels Dont Want
Posted by:
Boiled Onion
()
Date: April 02, 2018 12:46PM
A whole pack of hotdogs, French fries, and ice cream cake. My bowels my choice!