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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: ChadIsFat ()
Date: November 22, 2011 08:58AM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> Rick Felted Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > proofread it, idiot Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > "Even thought". Chadisfat should proofread
> his
> > > stuff before commenting on others errors.
> > > Doucebag.
> >
> >
> > LOL. Only "doucebags" don't proofread huh?
> The
> > spelling here is almost as bad as those
> hepatitis
> > threads and the borderline illiterate suburban
> > "act like I live in SE" thugs posting threats
> > there.
> >
> > Regarding the Santana family home, I believe
> his
> > parents live down the street from Cakes
> himself,
> > not Cakes' parents.
>
>
> you're right.

Yes, it's Cakes, not Cake's parents.

Also, if we just ignore the trolls/morons/Duke's friends, they'll get frustrated.

Hey, we reached page 19! Chad sure is fat and insecure isn't he?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/22/2011 08:59AM by ChadIsFat.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Praise Jesus ()
Date: November 22, 2011 09:32AM

Page 19! Thank god....I don't have to see Chad's retarded face when I click on page 18 anymore. All is right in the world.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Lord Dukes ()
Date: November 22, 2011 12:54PM

This just in: Chad Dukes is out on Call of Duty. Thank you.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Andrew Ryan ()
Date: November 22, 2011 01:36PM

That might be a new record...

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: WHAT!?!?!? ()
Date: November 22, 2011 01:37PM

Lord Dukes Wrote:
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> This just in: Chad Dukes is out on Call of Duty.
> Thank you.


Are you fucking kidding me!?!?!?!

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: ChadIsFat ()
Date: November 22, 2011 03:02PM

Guys, it was a guy making a joke.

Or not, it was on facebook... wow, he really is trying to set a record.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/22/2011 03:29PM by ChadIsFat.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Andrew Ryan ()
Date: November 22, 2011 06:45PM

For those who aren't gaming nerds, Chad is really good at the games with unlimited continues...

BOW DOWN BEFORE LARD DUKES!!!! I BEAT THE GAME AFTER DYING NINETY-SEVEN TIMES!!!

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: November 23, 2011 12:40AM

New show is up.
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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Yabels ()
Date: November 23, 2011 12:58AM

Dukes dislikes all things he is not good at. Shocking that he's out on Call of Duty. Whatta newb.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: ChadIsFat ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:29AM

Yabels Wrote:
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> Dukes dislikes all things he is not good at.
> Shocking that he's out on Call of Duty. Whatta
> newb.


Shouldn't he pretty much dislike everything then? He sucks at video games, he sucks at rugby, he sucks at playing an instrument, etc.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: chadsucks ()
Date: November 23, 2011 02:52PM

Anyone see last night on fb that chad was bitching because two marines that tweeted him didnt know about his podcast. Apparently they should be looking for his podcast instead of IEDs. Stay classy chad

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: ChadLovesVetw ()
Date: November 23, 2011 08:49PM

chadsucks Wrote:
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> Anyone see last night on fb that chad was bitching
> because two marines that tweeted him didnt know
> about his podcast. Apparently they should be
> looking for his podcast instead of IEDs. Stay
> classy chad


Can anyone post a screenshot of this, I don't follow him on facebook. Just want to see how he was bitching. If this is true then the guy is the biggest asshole of all time.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: chadsucks ()
Date: November 23, 2011 09:01PM

ChadLovesVetw Wrote:

>
>
> Can anyone post a screenshot of this, I don't
> follow him on facebook. Just want to see how he
> was bitching. If this is true then the guy is the
> biggest asshole of all time.


"Chad Dukes:
Two tweets tonight. Both people following me. Both people aware of O&D. Neither of them aware of our podcast. Back to back. Kill me."

The best part about it was the peoples responses saying how they cant believe he has to deal with this shit and how tough he has it and mocking the marines for not knowing how to use google or the internet
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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: ChadIsFat ()
Date: November 24, 2011 11:51AM

Isn't he supposed to be a huge fan of the services?

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: ChadIsFatIsCool ()
Date: November 24, 2011 12:26PM

ChadIsFat Wrote:
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> Isn't he supposed to be a huge fan of the
> services?


How do I get to be as cool as you?

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: chadreallysucks ()
Date: November 24, 2011 03:14PM

ChadIsFat Wrote:
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> Isn't he supposed to be a huge fan of the
> services?


Only if they kiss his ass. Next hell be bitching hes not on the AFN and that they conduct operations during his podcast

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: ChadIsFat ()
Date: November 24, 2011 04:14PM

I guess he's out on service members like he's out on modern warfare.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Andrew Ryan ()
Date: November 24, 2011 11:13PM

How dare they not know he's out on those old bits, those are so 2009... homos!

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Cpl. Lard Dukes ()
Date: November 24, 2011 11:16PM

ChadIsFat Wrote:
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> I guess he's out on service members like he's out
> on modern warfare.


Dukes made it a point to give thanks to the services today on Twitter. Using their proper @twitter handles of course. He couldn't just say it, he had to hope someone running @USNavy noticed it.

He also asked for these toys for his birthday. http://www.hunterdan.com/index.html

I'm sensing a new chapter in "Redneck Dukes". Driving a pickup, owning guns, and listening Hank Williams isn't enough. Now he might feel the need to go hunting. First, he will buy some hunting action figures, because those are real cool.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: chadreallysucks ()
Date: November 24, 2011 11:54PM

Cpl. Lard Dukes Wrote:

> Dukes made it a point to give thanks to the
> services today on Twitter. Using their proper
> @twitter handles of course. He couldn't just say
> it, he had to hope someone running @USNavy noticed
> it.
>
> He also asked for these toys for his birthday.
> http://www.hunterdan.com/index.html
>
> I'm sensing a new chapter in "Redneck Dukes".
> Driving a pickup, owning guns, and listening Hank
> Williams isn't enough. Now he might feel the need
> to go hunting. First, he will buy some hunting
> action figures, because those are real cool.


Sweet so he gives thanks to it but has no problem be a dick to its members. Pretty hypocritical as usual

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Date: November 25, 2011 08:48AM

ChadIsFatIsCool Wrote:
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> ChadIsFat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Isn't he supposed to be a huge fan of the
> > services?
>
>
> How do I get to be as cool as you?


Stop having black dudes bang you... that would be a good start.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: HUH???? ()
Date: November 27, 2011 10:36PM

Who needs to stay away from black guys? Do you mean Chad Dukes or ole' Flabber?

Bruno_Hautenfaust Wrote:
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> ChadIsFatIsCool Wrote:
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> > ChadIsFat Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Isn't he supposed to be a huge fan of the
> > > services?
> >
> >
> > How do I get to be as cool as you?
>
>
> Stop having black dudes bang you... that would be
> a good start.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Andrew Ryan ()
Date: November 28, 2011 09:44AM

I think he meant "ChadisFatisCool..."

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: ChadIsFat ()
Date: November 28, 2011 12:48PM

For some reason I find one of his most annoying habits is the desperate need to badger 'celebrities' with tweets so that they might reply to him. He even resorts to attempting to start a fight to just get their attention. It's pathetic because 99.9% of the time they just ignore his bloated ass.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Andrew Ryan ()
Date: November 28, 2011 01:07PM

Yeah, that Jason Segel thing was embarrassing...

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: November 28, 2011 04:52PM

Ok I missed this.

What happened with Lord Dukes and Jason Segal?

I know Chad's "rant" got him a little bit off national attention.

Maybe he thinks he is just one "insightful", "controversial" or "provocative" tweet away from igniting a 'twitter war' with somebody the likes of Bob Costas, Vince McMahon or Dan Patrick which, in turn, could immediately catapult him to a national stardom allowing him to leave the daily grind of Lavar and Dukes behind.

Think about it, he could bring Sven, Creecy and the whole crew with him when ESPN or E gives Chad his own 3 hour daily show (broadcast both via radio and TV of course).

Over night Chad could go from the lowly spectacle of publicly trashing local (DC metro area primarly) fans for liking a certain TV show to being on the same level as the top dogs in the industry.

In all seriousness, Twitter is probably not a bad way for Chad to interact with higher profile people thus raising his own profile in the process by getting retweeted, more followers etc, etc...

But I guess he can also look kind of pathetic in the process if he's not careful. Especially if the "interaction" is all one way and amounts to little more than Chad trying to get some famous person's attention by annoying them.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: ChadIsFat ()
Date: November 28, 2011 05:04PM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> Ok I missed this.
>
> What happened with Lord Dukes and Jason Segal?
>
> I know Chad's "rant" got him a little bit off
> national attention.
>
> Maybe he thinks he is just one "insightful",
> "controversial" or "provocative" tweet away from
> igniting a 'twitter war' with somebody the likes
> of Bob Costas, Vince McMahon or Dan Patrick which,
> in turn, could immediately catapult him to a
> national stardom allowing him to leave the daily
> grind of Lavar and Dukes behind.
>
> Think about it, he could bring Sven, Creecy and
> the whole crew with him when ESPN or E gives Chad
> his own 3 hour daily show (broadcast both via
> radio and TV of course).
>
> Over night Chad could go from the lowly spectacle
> of publicly trashing local (DC metro area
> primarly) fans for liking a certain TV show to
> being on the same level as the top dogs in the
> industry.
>
> In all seriousness, Twitter is probably not a bad
> way for Chad to interact with higher profile
> people thus raising his own profile in the process
> by getting retweeted, more followers etc, etc...
>
> But I guess he can also look kind of pathetic in
> the process if he's not careful. Especially if
> the "interaction" is all one way and amounts to
> little more than Chad trying to get some famous
> person's attention by annoying them.


In all honesty, that seriously is what he is trying to do. If he can't get attention by being nice he will then act like an outrageous dick to see if he can get attention that way and maybe fall into some weird limelight for half a second before everyone forgets about him again.

All Chad ever does is look pathetic when the conversation is, almost inevitably, one way.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/28/2011 05:06PM by ChadIsFat.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Yabels ()
Date: November 28, 2011 05:13PM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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>
> Think about it, he could bring Sven, Creecy and
> the whole crew with him when ESPN or E gives Chad
> his own 3 hour daily show (broadcast both via
> radio and TV of course).
>

Speaking of which, guess what the recent "Mothman" episode was all about? Wait for it...Dan Creasy and Sven! One of whom didn't even bother to show!

Hey all you "bro dogs" who apparently don't know about podcasts at all, but you have fond memories of the BOAD terrestrial show? Welcome to the podcast! This week you'll get an hour of discussion about a guy you've never heard of, and some talk about Sven spooning a man in a hotel room! Also you'll discover that BOAD have been putting on constant shows in Vienna for the last three months. Whoa, surprise! Anyway, enjoy.



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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Jason Segel ()
Date: November 28, 2011 07:03PM

Northman - About a week ago Jason Segel started a Twitter, which seems to be solely to push Muppet movie related info.

Apparently Dukes, who clearly is king of Twitter, notices and decides to start tweeting him about how "Forgetting Sarah Marshall was good, so I'll forgive you, but I'll have to show you how to do Twitter". Something like that. I think he made another sad attempt to get on Segel's radar before the end of the night.

Thanks for the Sven/Creasy show warning guys, I won't even bother trying to catch up.

Hey Zohan, we know you read this. Here is some friendly, constructive advice to pass along. Oscar, Drab and Chad will not grow the brand by filling airtime with Sven's gay adventures or Creasy's pathetic existence. The inside jokes will not win over a new listener and the lame content won't keep existing listeners who loved the terrestrial show. I miss the old show. I'm almost completely checked out of this one and if someone asked me about the podcast I'd tell them not to bother. Maybe I should revise my ITunes review to reflect the new reality of this show.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: ChadIsFat ()
Date: November 28, 2011 09:28PM

That was about right except he sent the message like nine times and all were along the lines of how Chad would do him a solid and show him how to use twitter since Segal obviously couldn't use it right. And of course Segal didn't car (and probably didn't run the fucking thing anyway) and all of chad's pathetic tweets went unanswered.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Andrew Ryan ()
Date: November 28, 2011 11:34PM

Did anyone get an "MInority Report 1.3"podcast this week as well?

WTF is it?

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: November 29, 2011 08:41AM

The Minority Report is a podcast hosted by Zohan and Sven Lloyd.

I've only listened to about 3 minutes of it once so I really don't know much about it.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Andrew Ryan ()
Date: November 29, 2011 10:23AM

Thanks, I'll give that a miss...

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: ChadIsFat ()
Date: November 29, 2011 10:46AM

I would absolutely give it a miss. I actually listened to most of one once and it sucked about to the degree you would expect.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: It stinks ()
Date: November 29, 2011 10:54AM

I don't know who would want to listen to these guys. They kill the show when they are on the "main" show. The two of them as hosts is just an awful idea. I'd rather listen to dead air.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Yucky ()
Date: November 29, 2011 04:25PM

I just started listening to the Corolla podcast and its amazing how many sayings/phrases that Dukes has stolen wholesale.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: 15 to Life ()
Date: November 29, 2011 06:07PM

Yucky Wrote:
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> I just started listening to the Corolla podcast
> and its amazing how many sayings/phrases that
> Dukes has stolen wholesale.


Thats all Chad does. Everything of his is stolen from elsewhere. He doesn't have an original bone anywhere in that disgusting lard body of his.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: devils onion ring ()
Date: November 29, 2011 07:02PM

Thats what happens when you eat ass.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: chadreallysucks ()
Date: November 29, 2011 07:51PM

devils onion ring Wrote:
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> Thats what happens when you eat ass.


I think thats the least of his flaws unless you were talking metaphorically.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: CaseyD ()
Date: November 29, 2011 11:18PM

Chad used to be good. Now he blows on the podcast and on the radio.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Dukeman ()
Date: November 30, 2011 09:00AM

Radio people used to get away with stealing bits from each other when there was no syndication or podcasts. At least Geronimo was up front about stealing bits, "if you steal from me, you have stolen twice".

Dukes steals sayings, thoughts, feelings, anything you can imagine from others, tries unsuccessfully to pass them off as his own, then has to double and triple back on what he says because he does not understand the context other people use when it was said originally.

Find some new schtick (your word, right Chad?).

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Keith Stone ()
Date: November 30, 2011 09:19AM

Looks like another beer commercial for Oakton Wine Shop is going to be the free "content" this week. I think it is time to cancel that iTunes subscription.

Looking forward to Uhh Yeah Dude episode 300 though.

I was impressed with the Nick and Artie show too. Forgot how funny Artie can be, and he teams well with Nick DiPaolo.

Any other good podcasts out there flying under the radar? Looks like I have an extra 1-2 hours of commuting to fill now that this show is completely in the shitter, paid or free.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: November 30, 2011 01:36PM

Keith Stone Wrote:
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> Looks like another beer commercial for Oakton Wine
> Shop is going to be the free "content" this week.

That sucks. Their website isn't even up and running either. They're a mess.

> Looking forward to Uhh Yeah Dude episode 300
> though.


Me too.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: November 30, 2011 01:53PM

They are slowly but surely conditioning us not to care anymore,,,


I thought they might have some good thanksgiving stories this week, this weeks show should have been a sure fire winner,,,,

If they are at the beer store, I'm not even gonna listen,,

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Keith Stone ()
Date: November 30, 2011 02:15PM

Yeah alot of tweets last night from inside Oakton Wine and what beers they were tasting.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: chadreallysucks ()
Date: November 30, 2011 02:50PM

Get used to the Wine Shop commercials they seem to be the only place thats left that still gives them free stuff

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Cakes ()
Date: November 30, 2011 04:06PM

I bought reloaded. I regret it and I'm only half way through.

It's a bitch-fest about Chad's perceived slights about who came to the beach, who came late, or not at all.

I'm not kidding. Chad is a woman. I couldn't imagine harassing my friends and COMPLAINING as much as he does. Jesus.

AND I'm a super-fucking fan of the show (what it used to be). I may be in the denial phase still. Hoping that the old show will rise like Lazarus. It wont.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Frank Reynolds ()
Date: November 30, 2011 04:59PM

Cakes Wrote:
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> I bought reloaded. I regret it and I'm only half
> way through.
>
> It's a bitch-fest about Chad's perceived slights
> about who came to the beach, who came late, or not
> at all.
>
> I'm not kidding. Chad is a woman. I couldn't
> imagine harassing my friends and COMPLAINING as
> much as he does. Jesus.
>
> AND I'm a super-fucking fan of the show (what it
> used to be). I may be in the denial phase still.
> Hoping that the old show will rise like Lazarus.
> It wont.

They basically do that same show every time Chad travels with friends. Or if he has people over for that matter.

"No one paid for anything", "Someone was 5 minutes late", "Someone didn't stay the whole time", "Someone didn't thank me enough", "Someone decided to hang out with their girl or their family". Dukes needs some friends that are adults with jobs, rather than guys who work dead end jobs and spend all their money on getting high.

I guess since Chad wanted some free beer this week, they decided to charge for it this time. Yawn. The whole subject is worn out as a free show, let alone charging extra. They should be embarrassed about putting out this retreaded content for a fee. I thought Dukes used to hold himself and the show up to a high standard, to the point where he beat himself up about it. I guess he got over that. Maybe all the sports talk did him in.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: November 30, 2011 05:22PM

Cashing in,,,mostly on what the show USE TO BE

Based on this picture, I'm not going to bother listening,,,
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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: ChadIsFat ()
Date: November 30, 2011 06:30PM

Frank Reynolds Wrote:
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> "No one paid for anything", "Someone was 5
> minutes late", "Someone didn't stay the whole
> time", "Someone didn't thank me enough", "Someone
> decided to hang out with their girl or their
> family".

Holy shit, you absolutely summed up his level of crap on vacations.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: iTunes bandit ()
Date: December 01, 2011 12:29AM

Anyone remember how good last thanksgiving was when we got the story about drab meeting his girlfriends family now we get a beer commercial

I was also surprised with Patrice o'neal passing that Chad would have tweeted something to make it about him

Also here is why dukes is out on mw3 because he can't control the room or people shit talking him when he loses. Remember how he said when they lost in gears he would boot whoever beat him in "his room" and then report them as cheerleaders well he can't do that now so he's out on the game

And whoever said the things about him tweeting about famous people to be noticed have you ever seen him tweet about bubba sparxx like he's a real musician just to be noticed.

And if not to see him make a parody of himself and do the things he rails against I would have unfollowed his twitter when he sent ten or so straight tweets of quotes by theshirtlessrican

Drab not going to Cleveland will haunt him in 12 months as Boad is done and gone I mean are you fucking kidding me a beer commercial

And really Chad tweets about how his friends don't save money like him must be easy when you get a free truck from a sponsor, free meals from sponsors and free clothes must be nice to live in that glass house

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Todd ONeal? ()
Date: December 01, 2011 06:16AM

Who the hell is Todd O'Neal? Dukes was tweeting about him last night like it was Drab and everyone knows him.

It also reminded me of another side of Dukes' juvenile personality. Apparently "Todd" is tagging some chick Dukes also seems to know, so his response is a series of tweets referring to this fact and trying to poke fun at it.

It reminded me of when you were 13 or so and guys in your group of friends started realizing girls were worth knowing and some start going to movies with them or whatever. There was always the guy who thought that was bogus and the only thing that mattered was continuing to play football at the park or play Mortal Kombat with the guys in someone's basement. To reinforce that, this guy would make fun of the guys who had "girlfriends" for no other reason than the fact they existed.

That my friends is Chad Dukes at age 32, or however old he is now.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Stalk of Corn ()
Date: December 01, 2011 08:02AM

The psychological mess that is Dukes has worn out his welcome on my iPod. The constant bitching about how unreliable a bunch of pothead, aimless, dorks who have no life aren't reliable, or provide him with the constant stroking or common courtesy has worn my last nerve.

Try a new circle of friends and you might get different results, but the problem is, a new set of friends probably won't kiss your ass nearly enough.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Lord Dukes ()
Date: December 01, 2011 09:06AM

Todd ONeal? Wrote:
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> It also reminded me of another side of Dukes'
> juvenile personality. Apparently "Todd" is
> tagging some chick Dukes also seems to know, so
> his response is a series of tweets referring to
> this fact and trying to poke fun at it.
>
> It reminded me of when you were 13 or so and guys
> in your group of friends started realizing girls
> were worth knowing and some start going to movies
> with them or whatever. There was always the guy
> who thought that was bogus and the only thing that
> mattered was continuing to play football at the
> park or play Mortal Kombat with the guys in
> someone's basement. To reinforce that, this guy
> would make fun of the guys who had "girlfriends"
> for no other reason than the fact they existed.
>
> That my friends is Chad Dukes at age 32, or
> however old he is now.



Nail. On. Head.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Bump doodle ()
Date: December 01, 2011 09:17AM

On head.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: ChadIsBigBoned ()
Date: December 01, 2011 09:32AM

At least Chad has a hot girl, makes lots of money, and owns a really nice home.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Sven ()
Date: December 01, 2011 09:41AM

ChadIsBigBoned Wrote:
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> At least Chad has a hot girl, makes lots of money,
> and owns a really nice home.


Thanks for this last post Zohan.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Andrew Ryan ()
Date: December 01, 2011 11:19AM

I have to confess, I unsubscribed from the free show and actually felt good about it...

How sad is that? I used to be a big fan, couldn't wait to go to work and stream the show...

I enjoyed clicking "unsubscribe." Maybe I'll go back to Adam Carolla or give UYD a try.


"Andrew, come back, brah."


-Fuck_The_Northman

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: What's a ZJ? ()
Date: December 01, 2011 11:44AM

Sven Wrote:
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> ChadIsBigBoned Wrote:
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> > At least Chad has a hot girl, makes lots of
> money,
> > and owns a really nice home.
>
>
> Thanks for this last post Zohan.


I have my doubts that Lady Dukes is anything more than a 6 tops. Most 30 year old hot women would demand better than an obese mess of a person who has the maturity of a 15 year old and tends to spend his free time doing things a 15 year old would consider cool.

If she is hot, she would probably accept nothing less than his full attention, which we know doesn't happen. In fact, he seems to cast her aside most of the time for Dan Creasy.

Either that or she just enjoys the free rent
and has her fun between 2-7.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Yabels ()
Date: December 01, 2011 12:44PM

What's a ZJ? Wrote:
>
> I have my doubts that Lady Dukes is anything more
> than a 6 tops. Most 30 year old hot women would
> demand better than an obese mess of a person who
> has the maturity of a 15 year old and tends to
> spend his free time doing things a 15 year old
> would consider cool.
>
> If she is hot, she would probably accept nothing
> less than his full attention, which we know
> doesn't happen. In fact, he seems to cast her
> aside most of the time for Dan Creasy.
>
> Either that or she just enjoys the free rent
> and has her fun between 2-7.

Also, I don't think she's very bright. I know a couple of chicks who everybody ranks between 8-10's, and are also often with schlubby dudes. We ask: "What gives with this?" Then somebody actually talks to the girl, realizes it is seriously like talking with a toddler, and then we all get it.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Chip Chipperson ()
Date: December 01, 2011 01:32PM

Yabels Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> What's a ZJ? Wrote:
> >
> > I have my doubts that Lady Dukes is anything
> more
> > than a 6 tops. Most 30 year old hot women
> would
> > demand better than an obese mess of a person
> who
> > has the maturity of a 15 year old and tends to
> > spend his free time doing things a 15 year old
> > would consider cool.
> >
> > If she is hot, she would probably accept
> nothing
> > less than his full attention, which we know
> > doesn't happen. In fact, he seems to cast her
> > aside most of the time for Dan Creasy.
> >
> > Either that or she just enjoys the free rent
> > and has her fun between 2-7.
>
> Also, I don't think she's very bright. I know a
> couple of chicks who everybody ranks between
> 8-10's, and are also often with schlubby dudes. We
> ask: "What gives with this?" Then somebody
> actually talks to the girl, realizes it is
> seriously like talking with a toddler, and then we
> all get it.

Well, she certainly is dating a guy who has the intellect level and behavior of a toddler. So that works great for her.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: VA Phins Fan ()
Date: December 02, 2011 12:57AM

What's a ZJ? Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Sven Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ChadIsBigBoned Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > At least Chad has a hot girl, makes lots of
> > money,
> > > and owns a really nice home.
> >
> >
> > Thanks for this last post Zohan.
>
>
> I have my doubts that Lady Dukes is anything more
> than a 6 tops. Most 30 year old hot women would
> demand better than an obese mess of a person who
> has the maturity of a 15 year old and tends to
> spend his free time doing things a 15 year old
> would consider cool.
>
> If she is hot, she would probably accept nothing
> less than his full attention, which we know
> doesn't happen. In fact, he seems to cast her
> aside most of the time for Dan Creasy.
>
> Either that or she just enjoys the free rent
> and has her fun between 2-7.


I have seen Chad and his woman when they come into my place of work. She is attractive, but nothing out of this world. Then again, a horse would look great next to Dukes.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: chadreallysucks ()
Date: December 02, 2011 01:02AM

VA Phins Fan Wrote:

> I have seen Chad and his woman when they come into
> my place of work. She is attractive, but nothing
> out of this world. Then again, a horse would look
> great next to Dukes.


Ah the old duf theory. But I think the fact that he has a gf is just proof that if your semi famous and have a bit of money you can get a girl

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: GrammarPolice ()
Date: December 02, 2011 08:36AM

chadreallysucks Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> VA Phins Fan Wrote:
>
> > I have seen Chad and his woman when they come
> into
> > my place of work. She is attractive, but
> nothing
> > out of this world. Then again, a horse would
> look
> > great next to Dukes.
>
>
> Ah the old duf theory. But I think the fact that
> he has a gf is just proof that if your semi famous
> and have a bit of money you can get a girl


*you're.

Keep on listening, guys - they get paid per download.
Keep on talking about them - there's no such thing as bad publicity.
Thanks.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: ChadIsFat ()
Date: December 02, 2011 08:55AM

GrammarPolice Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> chadreallysucks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > VA Phins Fan Wrote:
> >
> > > I have seen Chad and his woman when they come
> > into
> > > my place of work. She is attractive, but
> > nothing
> > > out of this world. Then again, a horse would
> > look
> > > great next to Dukes.
> >
> >
> > Ah the old duf theory. But I think the fact
> that
> > he has a gf is just proof that if your semi
> famous
> > and have a bit of money you can get a girl
>
>
> *you're.
>
> Keep on listening, guys - they get paid per
> download.
> Keep on talking about them - there's no such thing
> as bad publicity.
> Thanks.


I guess THE INTERNET is cutting them that check then? The truth is that they LOSE money when we download free episodes. Bandwidth isn't totally free.

VA PHINS where do you work, roughly, where you see them?

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Dumb Fuck ()
Date: December 02, 2011 09:46AM

GrammarPolice Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> chadreallysucks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > VA Phins Fan Wrote:
> >
> > > I have seen Chad and his woman when they come
> > into
> > > my place of work. She is attractive, but
> > nothing
> > > out of this world. Then again, a horse would
> > look
> > > great next to Dukes.
> >
> >
> > Ah the old duf theory. But I think the fact
> that
> > he has a gf is just proof that if your semi
> famous
> > and have a bit of money you can get a girl
>
>
> *you're.
>
> Keep on listening, guys - they get paid per
> download.
> Keep on talking about them - there's no such thing
> as bad publicity.
> Thanks.

This may be the absolute most stupid retort ever posted in this ever growing thread. You sir, are one dumb motherfucker.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Lord Dukes ()
Date: December 02, 2011 09:51AM

What an ass.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Ralphie ()
Date: December 02, 2011 09:59AM

Lord Dukes Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> What an ass.
>
> ------------------------------------------

A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Grow a set Matt Smith ()
Date: December 02, 2011 10:04AM

Dukes tries to slam his comment and the guy responds by cupping his balls about how he shops there because of the podcast? No one wonder Dukes walks around like he is "Lord Dukes", if he isn't being pumped off by Sven, Zohan, Smokedick, and Beau; he gets it from random dudes like this guy.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Yabels ()
Date: December 02, 2011 10:28AM

Grow a set Matt Smith Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Dukes tries to slam his comment and the guy
> responds by cupping his balls about how he shops
> there because of the podcast? No one wonder Dukes
> walks around like he is "Lord Dukes", if he isn't
> being pumped off by Sven, Zohan, Smokedick, and
> Beau; he gets it from random dudes like this guy.


1000% correct. That dude pussed out. He should have said, "Right. And when the owner of the place stops giving you the hook-up on beer and you're 'all out' on them, THEN can we buy beer elsewhere?"

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Lord Dukes ()
Date: December 02, 2011 11:10AM

Yabels Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Grow a set Matt Smith Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Dukes tries to slam his comment and the guy
> > responds by cupping his balls about how he
> shops
> > there because of the podcast? No one wonder
> Dukes
> > walks around like he is "Lord Dukes", if he
> isn't
> > being pumped off by Sven, Zohan, Smokedick, and
> > Beau; he gets it from random dudes like this
> guy.
>
>
> 1000% correct. That dude pussed out. He should
> have said, "Right. And when the owner of the place
> stops giving you the hook-up on beer and you're
> 'all out' on them, THEN can we buy beer
> elsewhere?"

That would have been awesome, but no one would have ever seen it. The comment would have instantly been deleted and that "Dukes slurper" would have been banned at the flip of a burger.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Sam Adams ()
Date: December 02, 2011 12:34PM

Does anyone actually think BOAD receives money for these Oakton Wine commercials? Or is their payment just a tasting and maybe a few free sixers to feed Dukes' alcoholism, which can pretty much be confirmed if you follow his Twitter. I don't think a night goes by where he isn't drinking. I like beer too, but I might have 5 a week sans a night out. Dukes seems to polish that many on a Monday night.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Date: December 02, 2011 12:56PM

The way Dukes is expanding, I'd reckon 12-14 a night, he mentioned how depressed he was about a month ago... only thing that made him feel better was beer and Xbox.

http://s117.photobucket.com/albums/o45/Francesco_Rinaldi/?action=view&current=AWESOMEdickbutt.jpg

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: hisinnercirclesuckstoo ()
Date: December 02, 2011 02:03PM

GrammarPolice Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> chadreallysucks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > VA Phins Fan Wrote:
> >
> > > I have seen Chad and his woman when they come
> > into
> > > my place of work. She is attractive, but
> > nothing
> > > out of this world. Then again, a horse would
> > look
> > > great next to Dukes.
> >
> >
> > Ah the old duf theory. But I think the fact
> that
> > he has a gf is just proof that if your semi
> famous
> > and have a bit of money you can get a girl
>
>
> *you're.
>
> Keep on listening, guys - they get paid per
> download.
> Keep on talking about them - there's no such thing
> as bad publicity.
> Thanks.


I dont buy their trash. Whatever lacky of his his your are your comebacks are absolutely terrible

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: GrammarPolice ()
Date: December 02, 2011 02:19PM

hisinnercirclesuckstoo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> GrammarPolice Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > chadreallysucks Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > VA Phins Fan Wrote:
> > >
> > > > I have seen Chad and his woman when they
> come
> > > into
> > > > my place of work. She is attractive, but
> > > nothing
> > > > out of this world. Then again, a horse
> would
> > > look
> > > > great next to Dukes.
> > >
> > >
> > > Ah the old duf theory. But I think the fact
> > that
> > > he has a gf is just proof that if your semi
> > famous
> > > and have a bit of money you can get a girl
> >
> >
> > *you're.
> >
> > Keep on listening, guys - they get paid per
> > download.
> > Keep on talking about them - there's no such
> thing
> > as bad publicity.
> > Thanks.
>
>
> I dont buy their trash. Whatever lacky of his his
> your are your comebacks are absolutely terrible


If I wanted a comeback, I would have gotten it off your mom's chin. I wasn't going for a comeback. What I said was the truth. You don't have to buy anything to be supporting them. If you go to their website it counts as a unique visitor which translates to potentially larger advertising revenue. Get owned. GP Out.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: hisinnercirclesuckstoo ()
Date: December 02, 2011 02:23PM

GrammarPolice Wrote:

>
> If I wanted a comeback, I would have gotten it off
> your mom's chin. I wasn't going for a comeback.
> What I said was the truth. You don't have to buy
> anything to be supporting them. If you go to their
> website it counts as a unique visitor which
> translates to potentially larger advertising
> revenue. Get owned. GP Out.


HAHAHAHA GET OWNED. Awesome you really are on his inner circle. I DONT GO TO ANY OF HIS CRAP only FB. He doesnt get paid for facebook. Thanks for playing.

I just wish you didnt crush me with that your momma joke. No wonder youre friends with chad. You both have the intellectual ability of a 3rd grader. And tell him for me that GMU will never honor him. They dont honor people that failed out. You have to actually graduate to be an alumni not just go to the food court a lot.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: GrammarPolice ()
Date: December 02, 2011 02:31PM

Dumb Fuck Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> GrammarPolice Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > chadreallysucks Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > VA Phins Fan Wrote:
> > >
> > > > I have seen Chad and his woman when they
> come
> > > into
> > > > my place of work. She is attractive, but
> > > nothing
> > > > out of this world. Then again, a horse
> would
> > > look
> > > > great next to Dukes.
> > >
> > >
> > > Ah the old duf theory. But I think the fact
> > that
> > > he has a gf is just proof that if your semi
> > famous
> > > and have a bit of money you can get a girl
> >
> >
> > *you're.
> >
> > Keep on listening, guys - they get paid per
> > download.
> > Keep on talking about them - there's no such
> thing
> > as bad publicity.
> > Thanks.
>
> This may be the absolute most stupid retort ever
> posted in this ever growing thread. You sir, are
> one dumb motherfucker.

How am I the dumb motherfucker when everything I said was true? The fact that this post is growing rapidly is only a testament to their growing audience. Chadisfat, aka Nurse Ratched, is very quickly losing his hold on the 4 minions in here that like to circle jerk each other. I used to agree with him, however, his complaining and crying has far surpassed Chad's. Now, the only difference between Chadisfat and Chad Dukes is that Dukes gets paid a lot of money for his bitching. GP out.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: GrammarPolice ()
Date: December 02, 2011 02:39PM

hisinnercirclesuckstoo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> GrammarPolice Wrote:
>
> >
> > If I wanted a comeback, I would have gotten it
> off
> > your mom's chin. I wasn't going for a comeback.
> > What I said was the truth. You don't have to
> buy
> > anything to be supporting them. If you go to
> their
> > website it counts as a unique visitor which
> > translates to potentially larger advertising
> > revenue. Get owned. GP Out.
>
>
> HAHAHAHA GET OWNED. Awesome you really are on his
> inner circle. I DONT GO TO ANY OF HIS CRAP only
> FB. He doesnt get paid for facebook. Thanks for
> playing.
>
> I just wish you didnt crush me with that your
> momma joke. No wonder youre friends with chad.
> You both have the intellectual ability of a 3rd
> grader. And tell him for me that GMU will never
> honor him. They dont honor people that failed
> out. You have to actually graduate to be an
> alumni not just go to the food court a lot.

Here are some bullet points:
-You need a period or comma after "Awesome"
-You mean "in his inner circle" and not "on his inner circle"
-"didnt" needs an apostrophe before the "t"
-"youre" needs an apostrophe between the "u" and "r"
- "dont" also requires an apostrophe before the "t"
- Your tenses do not match in your last two sentences.
- Don't use passive voice so much.
- One graduating does not make one an alumni. Alumni is the plural of the word alumnus.

Work on those and I will get back to you on the rest. GP Out.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: chadreallysucks ()
Date: December 02, 2011 02:41PM

GrammarPolice Wrote:

> How am I the dumb motherfucker when everything I
> said was true? The fact that this post is growing
> rapidly is only a testament to their growing
> audience. Chadisfat, aka Nurse Ratched, is very
> quickly losing his hold on the 4 minions in here
> that like to circle jerk each other. I used to
> agree with him, however, his complaining and
> crying has far surpassed Chad's. Now, the only
> difference between Chadisfat and Chad Dukes is
> that Dukes gets paid a lot of money for his
> bitching. GP out.


There is nothing growing about his audience. New people arent finding the show. You can try and fluff chad all you want it doesnt change the fact that no show hes ever been on has done great ratings. Lavar's name is the only thing keeping him employed at the moment as that show is terrible too. You look pathetic trying to say the podcast makes a ton of money. EVERYONE knows thats false. Just like their live show where chad complains that people are all trying to unload their tickets instead of going

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: MathIsFun ()
Date: December 02, 2011 02:49PM

chadreallysucks Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> GrammarPolice Wrote:
>
> > How am I the dumb motherfucker when everything
> I
> > said was true? The fact that this post is
> growing
> > rapidly is only a testament to their growing
> > audience. Chadisfat, aka Nurse Ratched, is very
> > quickly losing his hold on the 4 minions in
> here
> > that like to circle jerk each other. I used to
> > agree with him, however, his complaining and
> > crying has far surpassed Chad's. Now, the only
> > difference between Chadisfat and Chad Dukes is
> > that Dukes gets paid a lot of money for his
> > bitching. GP out.
>
>
> There is nothing growing about his audience. New
> people arent finding the show. You can try and
> fluff chad all you want it doesnt change the fact
> that no show hes ever been on has done great
> ratings. Lavar's name is the only thing keeping
> him employed at the moment as that show is
> terrible too. You look pathetic trying to say the
> podcast makes a ton of money. EVERYONE knows
> thats false. Just like their live show where chad
> complains that people are all trying to unload
> their tickets instead of going

JamminJava tickets (ea): $15
Number of tickets sold: 1000
Gross ticket sales: $15000
T-Shirt Gross for 4 shows: $2200
JamminJava Cut: -$5000
T-Shirt Vendor Cut: -$475
Total profit for 4 shows: $11725 Just under $1000 per person per show.
Owning a bunch of Trolls on a forum that nobody reads?: Priceless

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: GrammarPolice ()
Date: December 02, 2011 02:54PM

chadreallysucks Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> GrammarPolice Wrote:
>
> > How am I the dumb motherfucker when everything
> I
> > said was true? The fact that this post is
> growing
> > rapidly is only a testament to their growing
> > audience. Chadisfat, aka Nurse Ratched, is very
> > quickly losing his hold on the 4 minions in
> here
> > that like to circle jerk each other. I used to
> > agree with him, however, his complaining and
> > crying has far surpassed Chad's. Now, the only
> > difference between Chadisfat and Chad Dukes is
> > that Dukes gets paid a lot of money for his
> > bitching. GP out.
>
>
> There is nothing growing about his audience. New
> people arent finding the show. You can try and
> fluff chad all you want it doesnt change the fact
> that no show hes ever been on has done great
> ratings. Lavar's name is the only thing keeping
> him employed at the moment as that show is
> terrible too. You look pathetic trying to say the
> podcast makes a ton of money. EVERYONE knows
> thats false. Just like their live show where chad
> complains that people are all trying to unload
> their tickets instead of going

- "arent" should either not be used or have an apostrophe.
- "Lavar" should be "LaVar"
- Use a capital "C" in "chad"
- "doesnt" needs an apostrophe
- "thats" needs an apostrophe
- You need a subject noun in your final sentence.
- You need a period at the end of your final sentence.

GP Out.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: lieing is fun ()
Date: December 02, 2011 02:57PM

MathIsFun Wrote:
]
> JamminJava tickets (ea): $15
> Number of tickets sold: 1000
> Gross ticket sales: $15000
> T-Shirt Gross for 4 shows: $2200
> JamminJava Cut: -$5000
> T-Shirt Vendor Cut: -$475
> Total profit for 4 shows: $11725 Just under
> $1000 per person per show.
> Owning a bunch of Trolls on a forum that nobody
> reads?: Priceless


Wow a 1000 ticket really? To JamminJava. Despite the JamminJava website saying, "With a capacity of just under 200, Jammin’ Java is an intimate place to see your favorite band or performer".

So you guys were 5 times over the fire code? Sweet lie try again.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: MathIsFun ()
Date: December 02, 2011 03:02PM

lieing is fun Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> MathIsFun Wrote:
> ]
> > JamminJava tickets (ea): $15
> > Number of tickets sold: 1000
> > Gross ticket sales: $15000
> > T-Shirt Gross for 4 shows: $2200
> > JamminJava Cut: -$5000
> > T-Shirt Vendor Cut: -$475
> > Total profit for 4 shows: $11725 Just under
> > $1000 per person per show.
> > Owning a bunch of Trolls on a forum that nobody
> > reads?: Priceless
>
>
> Wow a 1000 ticket really? To JamminJava. Despite
> the JamminJava website saying, "With a capacity of
> just under 200, Jammin’ Java is an intimate
> place to see your favorite band or performer".
>
> So you guys were 5 times over the fire code?
> Sweet lie try again.

The capacity at Jammin Java on a show night is 250. They've sold out 4 shows. Here's some 3rd grade math for you:
250x4=1000. Thanks for coming out!

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: lieing is fun ()
Date: December 02, 2011 03:11PM

MathIsFun Wrote:


> The capacity at Jammin Java on a show night is
> 250. They've sold out 4 shows. Here's some 3rd
> grade math for you:
> 250x4=1000. Thanks for coming out!


Again they themselves say its under 200. Ill believe their website over you pumping up your numbers. Also each of you making 1000 dollars a show isnt anything. Way to go, you each made 4k that year off your live shows. That 300 dollars a month doesnt even cover all the beer you buy.

I didnt come out Chad (Or is this Drab since Chad threw him under the bus he has plenty of time to be on here now that hell never be back on radio again at WJFk and no a wrestling show 100 people listen to doesnt count) and I never will come out. You never have and never will make a dime off me.

I did enjoy you crying that 100s of people werent going to your state theater show and how they had to put tables everywhere in the FB pictures so the place didnt look empty though.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: December 02, 2011 03:13PM

Bruno_Hautenfaust Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The way Dukes is expanding, I'd reckon 12-14 a
> night, he mentioned how depressed he was about a
> month ago... only thing that made him feel better
> was beer and Xbox.


The album is private (needs password).

what pic(s) were you gonna show us?

http://s117.photobucket.com/albums/o45/Francesco_Rinaldi/?action=view¤t=AWESOMEdickbutt.jpg


*edit: I agree that the "12-14 a night" estimate is probably not a bad one. If he gave up drinking completely and started moderate exercising, I bet he could lose 100 pounds in 1 year.

I'll still never forget the one time I logged into JustinTV and Dukes was on the elliptical while drinking beer.

I WISH I had taken a fucking screen shot of that!!!

HA!

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: MathIsFun ()
Date: December 02, 2011 03:18PM

lieing is fun Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> MathIsFun Wrote:
>
>
> > The capacity at Jammin Java on a show night is
> > 250. They've sold out 4 shows. Here's some 3rd
> > grade math for you:
> > 250x4=1000. Thanks for coming out!
>
>
> Again they themselves say its under 200. Ill
> believe their website over you pumping up your
> numbers. Also each of you making 1000 dollars a
> show isnt anything. Way to go, you each made 4k
> that year off your live shows. That 300 dollars a
> month doesnt even cover all the beer you buy.
>
> I didnt come out Chad (Or is this Drab since Chad
> threw him under the bus he has plenty of time to
> be on here now that hell never be back on radio
> again at WJFk and no a wrestling show 100 people
> listen to doesnt count) and I never will come out.
> You never have and never will make a dime off me.
>
>
> I did enjoy you crying that 100s of people werent
> going to your state theater show and how they had
> to put tables everywhere in the FB pictures so the
> place didnt look empty though.


The live shows only ran half the year so it is not fair to extrapolate. $300 a month sounds low, but they are only "working" for an hour. They each made about $3 a minute for going to a bar, drinking all night and talking to each other on stage for 90 minutes. Can't beat that with a stick. Are people ignorant for going to the show or are Chad/Oscar/Drab geniuses for selling tickets. I think the latter.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: chadreallysucks ()
Date: December 02, 2011 03:30PM

MathIsFun Wrote:

> The live shows only ran half the year so it is not
> fair to extrapolate. $300 a month sounds low, but
> they are only "working" for an hour. They each
> made about $3 a minute for going to a bar,
> drinking all night and talking to each other on
> stage for 90 minutes. Can't beat that with a
> stick. Are people ignorant for going to the show
> or are Chad/Oscar/Drab geniuses for selling
> tickets. I think the latter.

Even if you double it to a full year theyre making 600 a month off them assuming people dont get tired of it when the novelty wears off. I never said its stupid of them to do it. By all means make what money you can off a product you have, but to act like theyre cleaning up off the shows and making tons of money off it is just not true

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: MathIsFun ()
Date: December 02, 2011 03:38PM

chadreallysucks Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> MathIsFun Wrote:
>
> > The live shows only ran half the year so it is
> not
> > fair to extrapolate. $300 a month sounds low,
> but
> > they are only "working" for an hour. They each
> > made about $3 a minute for going to a bar,
> > drinking all night and talking to each other on
> > stage for 90 minutes. Can't beat that with a
> > stick. Are people ignorant for going to the
> show
> > or are Chad/Oscar/Drab geniuses for selling
> > tickets. I think the latter.
>
> Even if you double it to a full year theyre making
> 600 a month off them assuming people dont get
> tired of it when the novelty wears off. I never
> said its stupid of them to do it. By all means
> make what money you can off a product you have,
> but to act like theyre cleaning up off the shows
> and making tons of money off it is just not true

Who said or even implied that they are "cleaning up?" All 3 of them have day jobs for which they make a decent wage. They enjoy performing once a week talking about whatever the fuck they want to talk about. If I could get paid $600 a month to do something I enjoy - like telling you how fucking ignorant you are - I would be ecstatic. While $600 a month isn't enough to live off of by itself, for a 2 hour side-job it is significant.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: chadreallysucks ()
Date: December 02, 2011 03:49PM

MathIsFun Wrote:

> Who said or even implied that they are "cleaning
> up?" All 3 of them have day jobs for which they
> make a decent wage. They enjoy performing once a
> week talking about whatever the fuck they want to
> talk about. If I could get paid $600 a month to do
> something I enjoy - like telling you how fucking
> ignorant you are - I would be ecstatic. While $600
> a month isn't enough to live off of by itself, for
> a 2 hour side-job it is significant.


You and your dukes cronie or dukes himself implied it above when you were "owning" the message board. Their brand isnt growing, its shrinking. Your math also doesnt account for any free tickets given away if even to family and friends of the 11 people if they each gave away 2 tickets your looking at about 10% of the crowd being there free. I suspect that they give away more than 22 tickets to their shows as well. They make some side money from doing it, a lot less than they would have if chad wasnt constantly belittle fans on social media where the real joke is on him since all hes done is cost himself money. His dreams of being able to live off his podcast and there appearances are far fetched.

The only ignorant one is you trying to pretend like this is some up and coming thing. Theres also nothing that says if they did more shows people would show up. There last one was half empty and had to have tables placed everywhere to make it look full at state theater. They get no preferential treatment from venues. Trying to act like a big star because you know or are chad just makes you look foolish.

In fact go google the name chad dukes. One of the top things that comes up is a question asking whether or not hes gay

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: MathIsFun ()
Date: December 02, 2011 04:00PM

chadreallysucks Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> MathIsFun Wrote:
>
> > Who said or even implied that they are
> "cleaning
> > up?" All 3 of them have day jobs for which they
> > make a decent wage. They enjoy performing once
> a
> > week talking about whatever the fuck they want
> to
> > talk about. If I could get paid $600 a month to
> do
> > something I enjoy - like telling you how
> fucking
> > ignorant you are - I would be ecstatic. While
> $600
> > a month isn't enough to live off of by itself,
> for
> > a 2 hour side-job it is significant.
>
>
> You and your dukes cronie or dukes himself implied
> it above when you were "owning" the message board.
> Their brand isnt growing, its shrinking. Your
> math also doesnt account for any free tickets
> given away if even to family and friends of the 11
> people if they each gave away 2 tickets your
> looking at about 10% of the crowd being there
> free. I suspect that they give away more than 22
> tickets to their shows as well. They make some
> side money from doing it, a lot less than they
> would have if chad wasnt constantly belittle fans
> on social media where the real joke is on him
> since all hes done is cost himself money. His
> dreams of being able to live off his podcast and
> there appearances are far fetched.
>
> The only ignorant one is you trying to pretend
> like this is some up and coming thing. Theres
> also nothing that says if they did more shows
> people would show up. There last one was half
> empty and had to have tables placed everywhere to
> make it look full at state theater. They get no
> preferential treatment from venues. Trying to act
> like a big star because you know or are chad just
> makes you look foolish.
>
> In fact go google the name chad dukes. One of the
> top things that comes up is a question asking
> whether or not hes gay

Fact #1: If they made $1 total, it would be more than you could make for a podcast.
Fact #2: They have more podcast listeners now than 6 months ago.
Fact #3: If you google Chad Dukes, you get his wikipedia page. Do you have a wikipedia page?
Fact #4: He never dreamed of being able to live off his podcast. Oscar talked him into doing it.
Fact #5: I have 19 different names on this thread where I've pretended to be on both sides of the argument and have even argued with myself at times. I've had you both on my side and against me. Welcome to being mind fucked.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: chadreallysucks ()
Date: December 02, 2011 04:05PM

MathIsFun Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> chadreallysucks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MathIsFun Wrote:
> >
> > > Who said or even implied that they are
> > "cleaning
> > > up?" All 3 of them have day jobs for which
> they
> > > make a decent wage. They enjoy performing
> once
> > a
> > > week talking about whatever the fuck they
> want
> > to
> > > talk about. If I could get paid $600 a month
> to
> > do
> > > something I enjoy - like telling you how
> > fucking
> > > ignorant you are - I would be ecstatic. While
> > $600
> > > a month isn't enough to live off of by
> itself,
> > for
> > > a 2 hour side-job it is significant.
> >
> >
> > You and your dukes cronie or dukes himself
> implied
> > it above when you were "owning" the message
> board.
> > Their brand isnt growing, its shrinking. Your
> > math also doesnt account for any free tickets
> > given away if even to family and friends of the
> 11
> > people if they each gave away 2 tickets your
> > looking at about 10% of the crowd being there
> > free. I suspect that they give away more than
> 22
> > tickets to their shows as well. They make some
> > side money from doing it, a lot less than they
> > would have if chad wasnt constantly belittle
> fans
> > on social media where the real joke is on him
> > since all hes done is cost himself money. His
> > dreams of being able to live off his podcast
> and
> > there appearances are far fetched.
> >
> > The only ignorant one is you trying to pretend
> > like this is some up and coming thing. Theres
> > also nothing that says if they did more shows
> > people would show up. There last one was half
> > empty and had to have tables placed everywhere
> to
> > make it look full at state theater. They get
> no
> > preferential treatment from venues. Trying to
> act
> > like a big star because you know or are chad
> just
> > makes you look foolish.
> >
> > In fact go google the name chad dukes. One of
> the
> > top things that comes up is a question asking
> > whether or not hes gay
>
> Fact #1: If they made $1 total, it would be more
> than you could make for a podcast.
> Fact #2: They have more podcast listeners now than
> 6 months ago.
> Fact #3: If you google Chad Dukes, you get his
> wikipedia page. Do you have a wikipedia page?
> Fact #4: He never dreamed of being able to live
> off his podcast. Oscar talked him into doing it.
> Fact #5: I have 19 different names on this thread
> where I've pretended to be on both sides of the
> argument and have even argued with myself at
> times. I've had you both on my side and against
> me. Welcome to being mind fucked.


/thread

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Rick Felted ()
Date: December 02, 2011 04:35PM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> Bruno_Hautenfaust Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The way Dukes is expanding, I'd reckon 12-14 a
> > night, he mentioned how depressed he was about
> a
> > month ago... only thing that made him feel
> better
> > was beer and Xbox.
>
>
> The album is private (needs password).
>
> what pic(s) were you gonna show us?
>
> http://s117.photobucket.com/albums/o45/Francesco_R
> inaldi/?action=view¤t=AWESOMEdickbutt.jpg
>
>
> *edit: I agree that the "12-14 a night" estimate
> is probably not a bad one. If he gave up drinking
> completely and started moderate exercising, I bet
> he could lose 100 pounds in 1 year.
>
> I'll still never forget the one time I logged into
> JustinTV and Dukes was on the elliptical while
> drinking beer.
>
> I WISH I had taken a fucking screen shot of
> that!!!
>
> HA!

What you missed was the bag of special edition Doritos lying on the floor next to the elliptical. You need your fuel if you are going to get a good workout in.

You would think such a fan of wrestling would want to be in better shape like those guys. He was inspired by MMA once, but his training for that lasted about a week.

Maybe they should have Drab fight someone else for a bit. Have him take on Zohan or something. I think it would be entertaining to hear Zohan take a beat down from old Drab T. It might be more satisfying that having it happen to "Batt", who was annoying as all hell on WJFK. The only person worse on there was BDK.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: chadreallysucks ()
Date: December 02, 2011 04:59PM

MathIsFun Wrote:

>
> Fact #1: If they made $1 total, it would be more
> than you could make for a podcast.
> Fact #2: They have more podcast listeners now than
> 6 months ago.
> Fact #3: If you google Chad Dukes, you get his
> wikipedia page. Do you have a wikipedia page?
> Fact #4: He never dreamed of being able to live
> off his podcast. Oscar talked him into doing it.
> Fact #5: I have 19 different names on this thread
> where I've pretended to be on both sides of the
> argument and have even argued with myself at
> times. I've had you both on my side and against
> me. Welcome to being mind fucked.


1. Not true anyone on the internet can make money off of anything. If you put anything up something will buy it.

2. Doubtful. Very very doubtful but you can just say whatever you want and theres no way you can prove it.

3. His wiki page is like 3 paragraphs that you or one of his friends made. Or he did it himself. Anyone that wants to can have one.

4. Irrelevant

5, Thats not me being mind fucked thats called you being mentally disturbed. Using different names is one thing, arguing with yourself means you need medication

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: ChadIsFat ()
Date: December 02, 2011 05:06PM

MathIsFun Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------

> Who said or even implied that they are "cleaning
> up?" All 3 of them have day jobs for which they
> make a decent wage. They enjoy performing once a
> week talking about whatever the fuck they want to
> talk about. If I could get paid $600 a month to do
> something I enjoy - like telling you how fucking
> ignorant you are - I would be ecstatic. While $600
> a month isn't enough to live off of by itself, for
> a 2 hour side-job it is significant.

Drab sure doesn't have one. Thanks partly to Chad.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: chadreallysucks ()
Date: December 02, 2011 05:10PM

chadreallysucks Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> MathIsFun Wrote:
>
> >
> > Fact #1: If they made $1 total, it would be
> more
> > than you could make for a podcast.
> > Fact #2: They have more podcast listeners now
> than
> > 6 months ago.
> > Fact #3: If you google Chad Dukes, you get his
> > wikipedia page. Do you have a wikipedia page?
> > Fact #4: He never dreamed of being able to live
> > off his podcast. Oscar talked him into doing it.
>
> > Fact #5: I have 19 different names on this
> thread
> > where I've pretended to be on both sides of the
> > argument and have even argued with myself at
> > times. I've had you both on my side and against
> > me. Welcome to being mind fucked.
>
>
> 1. Not true anyone on the internet can make money
> off of anything. If you put anything up something
> will buy it.
>
> 2. Doubtful. Very very doubtful but you can just
> say whatever you want and theres no way you can
> prove it.
>
> 3. His wiki page is like 3 paragraphs that you or
> one of his friends made. Or he did it himself.
> Anyone that wants to can have one.
>
> 4. Irrelevant
>
> 5, Thats not me being mind fucked thats called
> you being mentally disturbed. Using different
> names is one thing, arguing with yourself means
> you need medication

See how easy it is to argue with myself? All I have to do is disagree with everything I previously said.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: ChadIsFat ()
Date: December 02, 2011 05:12PM

chadreallysucks Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> chadreallysucks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MathIsFun Wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > Fact #1: If they made $1 total, it would be
> > more
> > > than you could make for a podcast.
> > > Fact #2: They have more podcast listeners now
> > than
> > > 6 months ago.
> > > Fact #3: If you google Chad Dukes, you get
> his
> > > wikipedia page. Do you have a wikipedia page?
>
> > > Fact #4: He never dreamed of being able to
> live
> > > off his podcast. Oscar talked him into doing
> it.
> >
> > > Fact #5: I have 19 different names on this
> > thread
> > > where I've pretended to be on both sides of
> the
> > > argument and have even argued with myself at
> > > times. I've had you both on my side and
> against
> > > me. Welcome to being mind fucked.
> >
> >
> > 1. Not true anyone on the internet can make
> money
> > off of anything. If you put anything up
> something
> > will buy it.
> >
> > 2. Doubtful. Very very doubtful but you can
> just
> > say whatever you want and theres no way you can
> > prove it.
> >
> > 3. His wiki page is like 3 paragraphs that you
> or
> > one of his friends made. Or he did it himself.
>
> > Anyone that wants to can have one.
> >
> > 4. Irrelevant
> >
> > 5, Thats not me being mind fucked thats called
> > you being mentally disturbed. Using different
> > names is one thing, arguing with yourself means
> > you need medication
>
> See how easy it is to argue with myself? All I
> have to do is disagree with everything I
> previously said.

Shhhh... go away. No one saying anything negative has anything to do with the show. Chad's fragile 12 year old girl like emotions couldn't handle it, even if he knew it was a joke.

Drab lost his job partly because of Chad so there is at least 1/3 of the crew not making jack crap really.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/02/2011 05:13PM by ChadIsFat.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: slashthread ()
Date: December 02, 2011 05:19PM

ChadIsFat Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> MathIsFun Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Who said or even implied that they are
> "cleaning
> > up?" All 3 of them have day jobs for which they
> > make a decent wage. They enjoy performing once
> a
> > week talking about whatever the fuck they want
> to
> > talk about. If I could get paid $600 a month to
> do
> > something I enjoy - like telling you how
> fucking
> > ignorant you are - I would be ecstatic. While
> $600
> > a month isn't enough to live off of by itself,
> for
> > a 2 hour side-job it is significant.
>
> Drab sure doesn't have one. Thanks partly to
> Chad.

Chadisfat: do you now understand that I've counted only 3 different people on this thread for the past 3 months? You've been played brah. Its time to give it up. Almost everyone you've fought with has been ME. Almost everyone you've agreed with has been ME. It's been a lot of fun but I think it might be time to lay this to rest. Enjoy shouting at the wind. Slander them - they only get stronger.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: DuhhhhCRTV ()
Date: December 02, 2011 05:25PM

MathIsFun Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> chadreallysucks Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > MathIsFun Wrote:
> >
> > > Who said or even implied that they are
> > "cleaning
> > > up?" All 3 of them have day jobs for which
> they
> > > make a decent wage. They enjoy performing
> once
> > a
> > > week talking about whatever the fuck they
> want
> > to
> > > talk about. If I could get paid $600 a month
> to
> > do
> > > something I enjoy - like telling you how
> > fucking
> > > ignorant you are - I would be ecstatic. While
> > $600
> > > a month isn't enough to live off of by
> itself,
> > for
> > > a 2 hour side-job it is significant.
> >
> >
> > You and your dukes cronie or dukes himself
> implied
> > it above when you were "owning" the message
> board.
> > Their brand isnt growing, its shrinking. Your
> > math also doesnt account for any free tickets
> > given away if even to family and friends of the
> 11
> > people if they each gave away 2 tickets your
> > looking at about 10% of the crowd being there
> > free. I suspect that they give away more than
> 22
> > tickets to their shows as well. They make some
> > side money from doing it, a lot less than they
> > would have if chad wasnt constantly belittle
> fans
> > on social media where the real joke is on him
> > since all hes done is cost himself money. His
> > dreams of being able to live off his podcast
> and
> > there appearances are far fetched.
> >
> > The only ignorant one is you trying to pretend
> > like this is some up and coming thing. Theres
> > also nothing that says if they did more shows
> > people would show up. There last one was half
> > empty and had to have tables placed everywhere
> to
> > make it look full at state theater. They get
> no
> > preferential treatment from venues. Trying to
> act
> > like a big star because you know or are chad
> just
> > makes you look foolish.
> >
> > In fact go google the name chad dukes. One of
> the
> > top things that comes up is a question asking
> > whether or not hes gay
>
> Fact #1: If they made $1 total, it would be more
> than you could make for a podcast.
> Fact #2: They have more podcast listeners now than
> 6 months ago.
> Fact #3: If you google Chad Dukes, you get his
> wikipedia page. Do you have a wikipedia page?
> Fact #4: He never dreamed of being able to live
> off his podcast. Oscar talked him into doing it.
> Fact #5: I have 19 different names on this thread
> where I've pretended to be on both sides of the
> argument and have even argued with myself at
> times. I've had you both on my side and against
> me. Welcome to being mind fucked.



Interesting...there is a has-been local DJ who does this very same nonsense in the DCRTV mailbag.

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Not a lemming ()
Date: December 02, 2011 05:26PM

Fucking epic ending to perhaps one of the biggest and longest running 1 man owning in the history of the internets

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Re: Big O and Dukes coming back?
Posted by: Awful ()
Date: December 02, 2011 05:27PM

Owned hardcore brah. Hardcore

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