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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: ODBastard ()
Date: December 08, 2022 06:04PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> What can be sure of course is that in the Fag Boy
> land of Falls Church City, loads of shit will be
> forcefully slung by the usual gang of ignorant
> turds and pointless liars.


At least Downtown is getting gentrified. MS-13 be gone!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 08, 2022 06:15PM

You too are just plain stupid.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: 69c4u ()
Date: December 08, 2022 06:29PM

Booga-Booga-Booga!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city..... ()
Date: December 08, 2022 06:37PM

Still with the flag boy shit after he claimed he is bisexual. What a freak.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Gayvid Blimm0 ()
Date: December 08, 2022 07:06PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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>
>
>
> fag boys have simply proven too small and too weak
> to comprehend the true and actual states of the
> world that are routinely experienced by mentally
> competent people.

Usual phony limousine liberal BS from this jack off. He doesn't like butt pirates either since he calls 'em "flag boys". But he tries to tell everybody what a super lib he is. Typical fake limousine libstain. Competent? Right. This jackoff's the dumbest cocksucker on FFXU.







>
>
> gerbils.
>


You probably play with gerbils in your ass.




> Real President Joe has meanwhile now secured the
> freedom of Brittney Griner, but so far, not Paul
> Whelan. Attempts to get a two-for-one deal done
> had to be abandoned in order to preserve the
> Griner deal, but as someone once said — we’ll
> be back.
>
>

Bullshit, dumbshit. Your fake President Sleepyboy chose an America hating druggie sheboon over a US Marine who served his country. It's typical of the ass backwards priorities of America hating liberals.






> at the MLB
> Winter Meetings
>
>
>
>
>

You don't know shit about baseball, jerkoff, so stop pretending. Asswipes like you craps your diapers & cry over the Washington Redskins, the Cleveland Indians and Atlanta Braves. They're not dishonoring native Americans. What dishonors native Americans are these turd burglars who dress up in frilly pink bras and panties and get a Mohawke haircut and glue multicolored dildos on themselves. That dishonors native Americans but you shitstain liberals applaud the rump rangers when they do that. Hypocrites and jackoff's.

You deserve to be deported. Leave America to those of us who love it. You hate it, so go somewhere you'd be happier, like NK or Cuba or Venn-ezz-WAY-luh. Just GTFO of here where you're unhappy and not wanted.





>
>
>
>
> What can be sure of course is that in the Fag Boy
> land of Falls Church City, loads of shit will be
> forcefully slung by the usual gang of ignorant
> turds and pointless liars.


Here's your envy and butthurt on fully display, shitstain. Mr. Retired GS Nobody can't afford to live in Falls Church so he bashes it. Enjoy that 50s falling apart rambler with the slant sagging carport with cracks and oil stains in the drivewAy.

You're a sorry ass loser and a useless piece of garbage so just STFU and move to NK.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: toffi ()
Date: December 08, 2022 07:12PM

HaHaHaHaHa!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Lucky Charms City ()
Date: December 08, 2022 07:42PM

Go Ravens Wrote:
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> TL;DR


And boring.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It for You ()
Date: December 08, 2022 09:46PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> YouI too amre just plain stupid.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 08, 2022 09:51PM

^^^ Too dumb to realize how dumb he is.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city..... ()
Date: December 09, 2022 12:16AM

Still with the flag boy shit after he claimed he is bisexual. What a freak.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city..... ()
Date: December 09, 2022 12:16AM

Still with the fag boy shit after he claimed he is bisexual. What a freak.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It for You ()
Date: December 09, 2022 04:36AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^I'm Too dumb to realize how dumb he isI am.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 09, 2022 11:08AM

Well, the poor Linus douche seems to have suffered some rather severe damage during his latest and hideously failed bouts of foolishness related to the world of Westover. Made once again to look foolish in the dimwittedness of his efforts there, he has emerged now to seem only more stupid still in a continuation of declines into dingbatism begun nearly a decade ago in a delusional belief that the Mosaic District was going to fail while FCC underwent great economic expansion. LOL! It’s been all downhill for the Little City since the 1960s. That’s when I left, and that has proved to be a death blow.

Real President Joe smiles at seeing Brittney Griner back in San Antonio this morning, but still wishes a way would have existed to get Paul Whelan out as well. Fiends though are notoriously difficult to deal with. Meanwhile, the national joke known as Don Jr. has blasted Griner as awful and un-American. The right-wing needs to cast off such clowns as that, but they won’t.

In other news, the Winter Meetings have come to a close with the Nationals basically stuck on PAUSE until progress can be made on ownership and broadcasting questions. Could take a while.

Definitely going to take a while for good things to start happening in the decimated dumps of Falls Church City.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/09/2022 03:13PM by Actual JP Morgenthau.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city... ()
Date: December 09, 2022 12:47PM

In that long, unread bullshit did the lying fraud provide a quote or link to a post where I "carried on about deep Forest Inn experience"?

No? Didn't think so.

Did the admitted bisexual go on a fag boy rant?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Favela Westover ()
Date: December 09, 2022 12:54PM

Encontré un Street View que mostraba a Westover pintado en una cuestionable variedad de colores.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: XFWYL ()
Date: December 09, 2022 01:17PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, the poor Linus douche seems to have suffered
> some rather severe damage during his latest and
> hideously failed bouts of foolishness related to
> the world of Westover. Made once again to look
> foolish in the dimwittedness of his efforts there,
> he has emerged now to seem only more stupid still
> in a continuation of declines into dingbatism
>

The 1 whose been severely damaged is Gerund Boy who got caught in another 1 of his many lies. He tried to lie about what the FC guy said & got caught. Instead of trying to show proof, Old Pottymouth just keeps up with his juvenile name calling. Gerund Boy's just so childish.




>
> FCC
> It’s been all downhill for the Little City since
> the 1960s. That’s when I left, and that has
> proved to be a death blow.
>
>
>



Gerund Boy=a legend in his own mind. Thinx FC supposably went bad b|c he left there. Wrong as usu., Gerund Boy. FC's better off w/o a drunken Gerund Boy.


>
>
>
> In other news, the Winter Meetings have come to a
> close with the Nationals basically stuck on PAUSE
> until progress can be made on ownership and
> broadcasting questions. Could take a while. They
> have managed to enlist a nit of help for the
> pitching staff by signing not horrible righty
> Trevor Williams to a two-year $13M deal. It’s
> still the kids who hold all the answers here, but
> Williams is a aerviceable bridge piece for the
> next season or two.
>



Gerund Boy pretending he knows everything about baseball. Such a phoney.



>
> Falls
> Church City. City and school officials have told
> the City Council that they face a $5.7M deficit in
> the coming year.
>


For a guy who supposably hates FC so much, Gerund Boy sure seems to be real interested in what's going on there. Gerund Boy's obsessed with FC. Prob. B|C he can't afford to live there.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 09, 2022 01:39PM

^^^ Stupjd dicks fail again. Linus’s Westover wounds will never heal. The scars of gerund fails are long term as well.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Favela Westover ()
Date: December 09, 2022 01:51PM

^^^ No puede encontrar el Street View

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city... ()
Date: December 09, 2022 01:55PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^ Stupjd dicks fail again. Linus’s Westover
> wounds will never heal. The scars of gerund fails
> are long term as well.

What wounds would those be? I provided accurate descriptions of both places. You claimed to have been a regular visitor to both places. Both places are dumps. Successful white collar professionals want nothing to do with either.

You're white trash. Oh, and an admitted bisexual. Were your Westover Apartment buddies gay too?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 09, 2022 02:42PM

Babnle on, failed-ass loser. You have been torn to shreds on your dopey, dumbfuck Westover claims. Never should have opened your fool mouth.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: TXHHL ()
Date: December 09, 2022 02:43PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^ Stupjd dicks fail again. Linus’s Westover
> wounds will never heal. The scars of gerund fails
> are long term as well.


Clearly the failure is Gerund Boy. He got caught lying again & can't weasel out of it. He can't show no proof so he falls back on his usu. 5th gr. Potty mouth name calling. Such a fake. So childish.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 09, 2022 02:55PM

Proof is staring you in the face, useless dick.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Fail Train rolls on ()
Date: December 09, 2022 02:59PM

Proof of your failure.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 09, 2022 03:22PM

None of you is worth a feeble fuck. No talent, no sense, no success, no money, pretty much just no nothing. Babbling idiots is all you are.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: TULGY ()
Date: December 09, 2022 03:33PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Proof is staring you in the face, useless dick.

Proof Gerund Boy got caught in another 1 of their many lies.

Proof Gerund Boy's childish since we got proof right here he's got the potty mouth of a 5th grader.

Proof Gerund Boy's a hypocrite.

Proof Gerund Boy's a homophobia.

Yup, Gerund Boy, all that proof's staring us right in the face.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Talks much, says nothing ()
Date: December 09, 2022 03:41PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> None of you is worth a feeble fuck. No talent, no
> sense, no success, no money, pretty much just no
> nothing. Babbling idiots is all you are.


Says the idiot babbling here all day every day.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 09, 2022 04:20PM

Ten years and more now a wealthy Sweet Spot retiree. You shits will never get here.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Lost in the Crowd ()
Date: December 09, 2022 04:33PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> None of you is worth a feeble fuck. No talent, no
> sense, no success, no money, pretty much just no
> nothing. Babbling idiots is all you are.


Dude, you're just an old retired ex-Fed like hundreds of thousands of others around here. A middling faceless nobody.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: December 09, 2022 04:36PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> None of you isI'm not worth a feeble fuck. I got No talent, no
> sense, no success, no money, pretty much just no
> nothing. King of the Babbling idiots is all you areI am.

FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: December 09, 2022 04:38PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Ten years and more now a wealthy Sweet SpotGS-Nobody
> retiree. You shits like me will never get heretell the truth.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Gayvid Blimm0 ()
Date: December 09, 2022 06:12PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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>
>
>
>
> Real President Joe smiles at seeing Brittney
> Griner back in San Antonio this morning, but still
> wishes a way would have existed to get Paul Whelan
> out as well. Fiends though are notoriously
> difficult to deal with. Meanwhile, the national
> joke known as Don Jr. has blasted Griner as awful
> and un-American. The right-wing needs to cast off
> such clowns as that, but they won’t.
>
>
>
>
>



President Trump is right. Griner hates America just like you. Phony limousine liberals and hateful negros want to ruin this country. Your fake president picked an America hating druggie over a US Marine. And phony limousine liberals like you cheer. Like trained monkeys.

America needs to cast assclown jackoff's like you off to Cuba and Venn-ezz-WAY-luh. You jackoff liberals would be happier there and REAL AMERICANS would be happier without you.




Sorry for being redundant. I said 'jackoff' liberals.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 09, 2022 06:36PM

Your type retires into poorly insulated concrete block homes in the sands of Too Far North Florida. The wife and I retired in 2012 and have been enjoying all the best of life (and our four cats) in our $1.7M home on that much larger than average property nestled between the inspiring woods, fields, and streams of the magnificent Sweet Spot.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Nameless Faceless Drone ()
Date: December 09, 2022 06:54PM

You and all of the rest of the nothing special retired Fed drones in the area.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 09, 2022 07:01PM

Psst! Gayvid is so fucked, he doesn't know the difference between Don and Don Jr. Pathetic!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 09, 2022 07:26PM

Nameless Faceless Drone Wrote:
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> You and all of the rest of the nothing special
> retired Fed drones in the area.

Good on ‘em if they can live and dine at the high end, have those fun Nats season tickets, and are still able to run a family 501(c)(3).

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: LOLing@theboomer.com ()
Date: December 09, 2022 07:34PM

What you seem to think is impressive is telling. And kind of funny.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 09, 2022 07:53PM

Well, ignorance, envy, and butthurt are clearly not impressive, and those are all you’ve got.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 09, 2022 07:53PM

Well, ignorance, envy, and butthurt are clearly not impressive, and those are all you’ve got.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 09, 2022 07:53PM

Well, ignorance, envy, and butthurt are clearly not impressive, and those are all you’ve got.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Gayvid Blimm0 ()
Date: December 09, 2022 08:01PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Psst! Gayvid is so fucked, he doesn't know the
> difference between Don and Don Jr. Pathetic!


Who cares, jackoff? I'm sure President Trump agrees with Don, Jr. You're nothing but a fake limousine liberal anyhow.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: ^ Stimming ()
Date: December 09, 2022 08:39PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, ignorance, envy, and butthurt are clearly
> not impressive, and those are all you’ve got.


^ Stimming
^ Stimming
^ Stimming

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Gilbert’s Grape ()
Date: December 09, 2022 08:56PM

Lol!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: December 09, 2022 09:56PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, ignorance, envy, and butthurt are clearly
> not impressive, and those are all youI’ve got.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 09, 2022 10:45PM

Incredible feebleness. As one might expect from a bunch of bottom of the barrel boneheads.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: December 09, 2022 11:31PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> I suffer from Incredible feebleness. As one might expect from a
> bunch of bottom of the barrel boneheads like me.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 09, 2022 11:42PM

Beyond stupid.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It for You ()
Date: December 10, 2022 12:19AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> I'm Beyond stupid. I'm also very gay.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 10, 2022 12:46AM

Scattershot stupid shit.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city..... ()
Date: December 10, 2022 10:34AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Babnle on, failed-ass loser. You have been torn
> to shreds on your dopey, dumbfuck Westover
> claims. Never should have opened your fool mouth.

My claims about Westover are actually substantiated. Meanwhile, you boasted of grabbing drinks in a known shithole with people so poor they had to live in Westover Apartments. You're a total fucking GS-NOBODY.

If you're honest, you'll admit that your Westover Apartments experienced were just trysts with your gay lovers. Makes perfect sense after you admitted you are bisexual.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 10, 2022 10:34AM

Just more self-humiliation by the uneducated broke-ass losers. The wife and I will meanwhile be off into SWDC this afternoon to procure extra large holiday-sized orders of delightful artisanal goodies. No soup for you.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: That's exciting! ()
Date: December 10, 2022 10:58AM

A trip all the way to SW!

Loop the Beltway and it could be the farthest trip you've taken this year.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 10, 2022 11:02AM

Your wall-to-wall bullshit is substantiated only by more wall-to-wall bullshit. You are just a worthless lying wall-to-wall fraud.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city..... ()
Date: December 10, 2022 11:20AM

Nope. I even provided a link to show Westover Apartments are affordable housing projects. As for your bisexuality, you are the one that claimed it in this thread.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 10, 2022 11:33AM

Your link is grossly misconstrued. Bypical for a shit-slingingvasshole.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city..... ()
Date: December 10, 2022 11:36AM

Misconstrued? It's fucking clear as day.

Westover Apartments are predominantly affordable housing units.

Next you'll be saying your claims of bisexuality are misconstrued.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: December 10, 2022 11:40AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> I'm always shitposting Scattershot stupid shit. I'm also VERY GAY


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 10, 2022 11:47AM

You’re a person of minimal Englishn competency who has fucked up two mote times. No surprise there of course. Fucking dope.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Construe this ()
Date: December 10, 2022 11:56AM

"There are 38 market-rate apartments with no income qualifications and 115 affordable apartments available to individuals earning up to 60% of the Area Median Income (AMI)."

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Figgie Pudding ()
Date: December 10, 2022 11:57AM

LOL! Your SWDC procurement-run for Twinkies and Bagel Bites doesn't constitute
anything close, to artisanal. Such, a DOUCHE!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 10, 2022 12:07PM

Construe this Wrote:
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> "There are 38 market-rate apartments with no
> income qualifications and 115 affordable
> apartments available to individuals earning up to
> 60% of the Area Median Income (AMI)."

So nowhere near 100%. Any other sins to confess to?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city... ()
Date: December 10, 2022 12:23PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> You’re a person of minimal Englishn competency
> who has fucked up two mote times. No surprise
> there of course. Fucking dope.

Your English skills were proven far more deficient when you fucked up on reflexive pronouns and the part of speech of the word while.

You claimed to be a bisexual and most of the units at the Westover Apartments are affordable housing units. The fact that you had friends that lived there is just another indicator that you hung around low-income lowlifes. Probably because you are a low-income lowlife.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Cee-Eye-Ayy ()
Date: December 10, 2022 12:36PM

Never heard of JP Morgenthau. She’s never set-foot in the building. No record, whatsoever. That is all.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: 'Only' 75% ()
Date: December 10, 2022 12:48PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Construe this Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > "There are 38 market-rate apartments with no
> > income qualifications and 115 affordable
> > apartments available to individuals earning up
> to
> > 60% of the Area Median Income (AMI)."
>
> So nowhere near 100%. Any other sins to confess
> to?


Going with yet another claim that you can't quote so soon?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JJE39 ()
Date: December 10, 2022 12:53PM

JP still supporting his buck-toothed, obese daughter?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Shooter McGavin ()
Date: December 10, 2022 12:55PM

JP Morgenthau doesn’t want this discussed. And, who could blame him? That’s an ugly lady!!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 10, 2022 01:14PM

seven figure city... Wrote:
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> Your English skills were proven far more deficient
> when you fucked up on reflexive pronouns and the
> part of speech of the word while.

LOL! Forget it. Fag Boy. Me, myself, and the wife and I know much better than any unschooled moron person such as yourself. Stupid shit.

> You claimed to be a bisexual…

Hahahaha!

> ….and most of the units at the Westover Apartments
> are affordable housing.

You are ignoring all those other units that are not. You are also ignoring the fact that the process of converting the first Westover units to AH was not even begun until September of 2016. Your FRAUD (and ASSHOLE) credentials are indeed impressive.

> The fact that you had friends that lived
> there is just another indicator that you hung
> around low-income lowlifes.

Georgetown economists, actually. One of whom I ended up working with for years. He’s retired from the World Bank now and living with his family up in Potomac.

> Probably because you are a low-income lowlife.

Wealthy Sweet Spot retiree who will only become even more superfluously wealthy when that 8.7% increase kicks in next month. LOL!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It for You ()
Date: December 10, 2022 01:53PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> You’reI'm a person of minimal Englishn competency
> who has fucksed up at least two mote times every day. No surprise
> there of course. I'm a Fucking dope.



FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Still have to pawn the carport ()
Date: December 10, 2022 02:38PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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>
> Wealthy Sweet Spot retiree who will only become
> even more superfluously wealthy when that 8.7%
> increase kicks in next month. LOL!


Yeah, that extra $150/month will go a long way for a 'wealthy' guy like you living on fixed income.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It for You ()
Date: December 10, 2022 03:04PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> seven figure city... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> English skills
> deficient
> >
>
> >
>
> LOL! Forget it. I'm a Fag Boy. Me, myself, and the
> wifehusband and I don't know muchany better than any unschooled
> moron person such as myourself. I'm a Stupid shit.
>
> > You claimed to be a bisexual…
>
> Hahahaha! I actually lied about that. No surprise. I'm strictly GAY
>
> > ….and most of the units at the Westover
> Apartments
> > are affordable housing.
>
> You are ignoring all those other units that are
> not. You are also ignoring the fact that the
> process of converting the first Westover units to
> AH was not even begun until September of 2016.

> MYour FRAUD (and ASSHOLE) credentials are indeed
> impressive.
>
> >
> >
> >
>
> Georgetown economistjanitors, actually. One of whom I
> ended up working with for years. He’s retired as a janitor
> from the World Bank now and living with his family
> up in Prince Geo. Cty.otomac.
>
> > Probably because you are a low-income lowlife.
>
> Wealthy Sweet SpotGS-Nobody retiree who thinks he will only become
> even more superfluously wealthy when that 8.7%
> increase kicks in next month. LOL! It still won't be enough to fix the leaky roof, drafty windows or even get the front door hung right so we don't have to slam it when we close it. Never mind the sagging car port and cracked driveway.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 10, 2022 03:19PM

So ‘fixed income’ is STILL on the list of simple things that are just totally beyond you? Fucking dope. By the way, the rest of your financial guesses are fucked up as well. You just have no idea at all.



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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Carport Credit Line ()
Date: December 10, 2022 03:42PM

So understanding that you're not wealthy is just totally beyond you?

Don't have to guess... You've already told us exactly what you are.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 10, 2022 04:01PM

The hapless ignorance, envy, and butthurt roll on. Delusional fools.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP is a little bitch ()
Date: December 10, 2022 04:05PM

Davis store Wrote:
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> --------------------------------------------------
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> > long beach Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > Retired1 Wrote:
> > >
> >
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>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Thank you for visiting the Retirement
> Section
> > > on
> > > > the City of Long Beach's Human Resources
> > > website.
> > > > Here you will find information about the
> > > > retirement benefits offered by the City
> > through
> > > > CalPERS, how to calculate your pension, how
> > to
> > > > apply, and other useful information about
> the
> > > > retirement system.
> > > >
> > > > For information on the retirement process,
> > > refer
> > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> have
> > > any
> > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > (888)
> > > > 225-7377.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > System
> > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > CalPERS
> > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> (the
> > > City
> > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > health
> > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > public
> > > > employees, retirees, and their families and
> > > more
> > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > >
> > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > Click on the following links to access the
> > PDF
> > > > file of the City's various CalPERS Contract
> > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members, Fire
> > > Safety
> > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> Lifeguard
> > > > Safety Member.
> > > >
> > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > The City Offers Three Types Of Retirements:
> > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> And
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > >
> > > > Service Retirement
> > > > Service retirement is the general
> retirement
> > > from
> > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > years
> > > of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment of
> > the
> > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > >
> > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > Disability retirement consists of a monthly
> > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > disabling
> > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > disability
> > > > need not be related to your employment. To
> > > qualify
> > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > your
> > > job
> > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > condition
> > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > requirement;
> > > > however, you must have at least five years
> of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > >
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > Only)
> > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > job-related
> > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > employee
> > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard), you
> > may
> > > be
> > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > retirement.
> > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> life
> > > (or
> > > > until you recover from your disabling
> injury
> > or
> > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> service
> > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View PARS Online
> > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate Calculator
> > can
> > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > benefits.
> > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may also
> > add
> > > > various retirement dates, salary
> information,
> > > and
> > > > future employment information to see how
> > these
> > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use the
> > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > without
> > > a
> > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > information
> > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > Statement
> > > > will be automatically added to the
> > Calculator.
> > > >
> > > > Reciprocity
> > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> California
> > > > public retirement systems, which allows you
> > to
> > > > move from one retirement system to the
> other
> > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal agreements
> > may
> > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> between
> > > the
> > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > Currently,
> > > you
> > > > must leave and enter into employment with a
> > > > reciprocal public agency within six months
> to
> > > be
> > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > including
> > > a
> > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > agreements
> > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS page
> > and
> > > > download Publication 16. Please note there
> is
> > > > currently no reciprocity agreements between
> > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > Pension
> > > > (LAFPP).
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
> > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney allows
> > you
> > > to
> > > > designate a representative or agent, known
> as
> > > your
> > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> retirement
> > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of Attorney
> > on
> > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > designated
> > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > important
> > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> such
> > > as
> > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > withholding
> > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> checks;
> > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary designations;
> > or
> > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > become
> > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > >
> > > > Further information and the required form
> are
> > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> the
> > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > Attorney.
> > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > completing.
> > > To
> > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> and
> > > must
> > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > signed
> > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> act
> > as
> > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> Any
> > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > completing a new form.
> > > >
> > > > In the event you have any questions
> > concerning
> > > the
> > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> advice.
> > > >
> > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > potential
> > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> have
> > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> intended
> > to
> > > be
> > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > planning
> > > > from a certified financial planner. Consult
> > > your
> > > > personal certified financial planner for
> more
> > > > accurate details.
> > > >
> > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> must
> > > have
> > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or later.Thank
> > you
> > > > for visiting the Retirement Section on the
> > City
> > > of
> > > > Long Beach's Human Resources website. Here
> > you
> > > > will find information about the retirement
> > > > benefits offered by the City through
> CalPERS,
> > > how
> > > > to calculate your pension, how to apply,
> and
> > > other
> > > > useful information about the retirement
> > system.
> > > >
> > > > For information on the retirement process,
> > > refer
> > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> have
> > > any
> > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > (888)
> > > > 225-7377.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > System
> > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > CalPERS
> > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> (the
> > > City
> > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > health
> > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > public
> > > > employees, retirees, and their families and
> > > more
> > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > >
> > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > Click on the following links to access the
> > PDF
> > > > file of the City's various CalPERS Contract
> > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members, Fire
> > > Safety
> > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> Lifeguard
> > > > Safety Member.
> > > >
> > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > The City Offers Three Types Of Retirements:
> > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> And
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > >
> > > > Service Retirement
> > > > Service retirement is the general
> retirement
> > > from
> > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > years
> > > of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment of
> > the
> > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > >
> > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > Disability retirement consists of a monthly
> > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > disabling
> > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > disability
> > > > need not be related to your employment. To
> > > qualify
> > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > your
> > > job
> > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > condition
> > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > requirement;
> > > > however, you must have at least five years
> of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > >
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > Only)
> > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > job-related
> > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > employee
> > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard), you
> > may
> > > be
> > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > retirement.
> > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> life
> > > (or
> > > > until you recover from your disabling
> injury
> > or
> > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> service
> > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View PARS Online
> > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate Calculator
> > can
> > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > benefits.
> > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may also
> > add
> > > > various retirement dates, salary
> information,
> > > and
> > > > future employment information to see how
> > these
> > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use the
> > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > without
> > > a
> > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > information
> > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > Statement
> > > > will be automatically added to the
> > Calculator.
> > > >
> > > > Reciprocity
> > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> California
> > > > public retirement systems, which allows you
> > to
> > > > move from one retirement system to the
> other
> > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal agreements
> > may
> > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> between
> > > the
> > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > Currently,
> > > you
> > > > must leave and enter into employment with a
> > > > reciprocal public agency within six months
> to
> > > be
> > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > including
> > > a
> > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > agreements
> > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS page
> > and
> > > > download Publication 16. Please note there
> is
> > > > currently no reciprocity agreements between
> > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > Pension
> > > > (LAFPP).
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
> > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney allows
> > you
> > > to
> > > > designate a representative or agent, known
> as
> > > your
> > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> retirement
> > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of Attorney
> > on
> > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > designated
> > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > important
> > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> such
> > > as
> > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > withholding
> > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> checks;
> > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary designations;
> > or
> > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > become
> > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > >
> > > > Further information and the required form
> are
> > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> the
> > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > Attorney.
> > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > completing.
> > > To
> > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> and
> > > must
> > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > signed
> > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> act
> > as
> > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> Any
> > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > completing a new form.
> > > >
> > > > In the event you have any questions
> > concerning
> > > the
> > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> advice.
> > > >
> > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > potential
> > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> have
> > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> intended
> > to
> > > be
> > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > planning
> > > > from a certified financial planner. Consult
> > > your
> > > > personal certified financial planner for
> more
> > > > accurate details.
> > > >
> > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> must
> > > have
> > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or laterThank
> > you
> > > for
> > > > visiting the Retirement Section on the City
> > of
> > > > Long Beach's Human Resources website. Here
> > you
> > > > will find information about the retirement
> > > > benefits offered by the City through
> CalPERS,
> > > how
> > > > to calculate your pension, how to apply,
> and
> > > other
> > > > useful information about the retirement
> > system.
> > > >
> > > > For information on the retirement process,
> > > refer
> > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> have
> > > any
> > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > (888)
> > > > 225-7377.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > System
> > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > CalPERS
> > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> (the
> > > City
> > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > health
> > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > public
> > > > employees, retirees, and their families and
> > > more
> > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > >
> > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > Click on the following links to access the
> > PDF
> > > > file of the City's various CalPERS Contract
> > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members, Fire
> > > Safety
> > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> Lifeguard
> > > > Safety Member.
> > > >
> > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > The City Offers Three Types Of Retirements:
> > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> And
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > >
> > > > Service Retirement
> > > > Service retirement is the general
> retirement
> > > from
> > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > years
> > > of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment of
> > the
> > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > >
> > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > Disability retirement consists of a monthly
> > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > disabling
> > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > disability
> > > > need not be related to your employment. To
> > > qualify
> > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > your
> > > job
> > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > condition
> > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > requirement;
> > > > however, you must have at least five years
> of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > >
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > Only)
> > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > job-related
> > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > employee
> > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard), you
> > may
> > > be
> > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > retirement.
> > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> life
> > > (or
> > > > until you recover from your disabling
> injury
> > or
> > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> service
> > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View PARS Online
> > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate Calculator
> > can
> > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > benefits.
> > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may also
> > add
> > > > various retirement dates, salary
> information,
> > > and
> > > > future employment information to see how
> > these
> > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use the
> > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > without
> > > a
> > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > information
> > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > Statement
> > > > will be automatically added to the
> > Calculator.
> > > >
> > > > Reciprocity
> > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> California
> > > > public retirement systems, which allows you
> > to
> > > > move from one retirement system to the
> other
> > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal agreements
> > may
> > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> between
> > > the
> > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > Currently,
> > > you
> > > > must leave and enter into employment with a
> > > > reciprocal public agency within six months
> to
> > > be
> > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > including
> > > a
> > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > agreements
> > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS page
> > and
> > > > download Publication 16. Please note there
> is
> > > > currently no reciprocity agreements between
> > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > Pension
> > > > (LAFPP).
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
> > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney allows
> > you
> > > to
> > > > designate a representative or agent, known
> as
> > > your
> > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> retirement
> > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of Attorney
> > on
> > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > designated
> > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > important
> > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> such
> > > as
> > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > withholding
> > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> checks;
> > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary designations;
> > or
> > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > become
> > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > >
> > > > Further information and the required form
> are
> > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> the
> > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > Attorney.
> > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > completing.
> > > To
> > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> and
> > > must
> > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > signed
> > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> act
> > as
> > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> Any
> > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > completing a new form.
> > > >
> > > > In the event you have any questions
> > concerning
> > > the
> > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> advice.
> > > >
> > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > potential
> > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> have
> > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> intended
> > to
> > > be
> > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > planning
> > > > from a certified financial planner. Consult
> > > your
> > > > personal certified financial planner for
> more
> > > > accurate details.
> > > >
> > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> must
> > > have
> > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or later.
> > > >
> > > > Thank you for visiting the Retirement
> Section
> > > on
> > > > the City of Long Beach's Human Resources
> > > website.
> > > > Here you will find information about the
> > > > retirement benefits offered by the City
> > through
> > > > CalPERS, how to calculate your pension, how
> > to
> > > > apply, and other useful information about
> the
> > > > retirement system.
> > > >
> > > > For information on the retirement process,
> > > refer
> > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> have
> > > any
> > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > (888)
> > > > 225-7377.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > System
> > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > CalPERS
> > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> (the
> > > City
> > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > health
> > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > public
> > > > employees, retirees, and their families and
> > > more
> > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > >
> > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > Click on the following links to access the
> > PDF
> > > > file of the City's various CalPERS Contract
> > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members, Fire
> > > Safety
> > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> Lifeguard
> > > > Safety Member.
> > > >
> > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > The City Offers Three Types Of Retirements:
> > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> And
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > >
> > > > Service Retirement
> > > > Service retirement is the general
> retirement
> > > from
> > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > years
> > > of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment of
> > the
> > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > >
> > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > Disability retirement consists of a monthly
> > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > disabling
> > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > disability
> > > > need not be related to your employment. To
> > > qualify
> > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > your
> > > job
> > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > condition
> > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > requirement;
> > > > however, you must have at least five years
> of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > >
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > Only)
> > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > job-related
> > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > employee
> > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard), you
> > may
> > > be
> > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > retirement.
> > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> life
> > > (or
> > > > until you recover from your disabling
> injury
> > or
> > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> service
> > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View PARS Online
> > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate Calculator
> > can
> > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > benefits.
> > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may also
> > add
> > > > various retirement dates, salary
> information,
> > > and
> > > > future employment information to see how
> > these
> > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use the
> > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > without
> > > a
> > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > information
> > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > Statement
> > > > will be automatically added to the
> > Calculator.
> > > >
> > > > Reciprocity
> > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> California
> > > > public retirement systems, which allows you
> > to
> > > > move from one retirement system to the
> other
> > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal agreements
> > may
> > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> between
> > > the
> > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > Currently,
> > > you
> > > > must leave and enter into employment with a
> > > > reciprocal public agency within six months
> to
> > > be
> > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > including
> > > a
> > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > agreements
> > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS page
> > and
> > > > download Publication 16. Please note there
> is
> > > > currently no reciprocity agreements between
> > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > Pension
> > > > (LAFPP).
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
> > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney allows
> > you
> > > to
> > > > designate a representative or agent, known
> as
> > > your
> > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> retirement
> > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of Attorney
> > on
> > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > designated
> > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > important
> > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> such
> > > as
> > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > withholding
> > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> checks;
> > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary designations;
> > or
> > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > become
> > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > >
> > > > Further information and the required form
> are
> > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> the
> > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > Attorney.
> > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > completing.
> > > To
> > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> and
> > > must
> > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > signed
> > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> act
> > as
> > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> Any
> > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > completing a new form.
> > > >
> > > > In the event you have any questions
> > concerning
> > > the
> > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> advice.
> > > >
> > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > potential
> > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> have
> > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> intended
> > to
> > > be
> > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > planning
> > > > from a certified financial planner. Consult
> > > your
> > > > personal certified financial planner for
> more
> > > > accurate details.
> > > >
> > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> must
> > > have
> > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or later.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 10, 2022 04:15PM

Yeah, it was time . Stupid sacks of shit.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Life-Changing ()
Date: December 10, 2022 04:18PM

Says the guy all excited about an increase to their SS. lol

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 10, 2022 05:17PM

The wife does, but I don’t receive Social Security. We both do receive rather substantial CSRS checks each month as the result of long and high-level USG careers. 8.7% of those will be so much more than any of you clowns will see. Artisanal goodies by the way are all unpacked now and put away. Yum!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: ^ Never made SES ()
Date: December 10, 2022 05:40PM

Yeah, we already know that you're just another nothing special retired ex-Fed with no other significant income. That's why you have to pawn your carport.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 10, 2022 06:42PM

Psst! Here in the real world, we do have significant other income from private pensions and the likes of all those savvy investments of ours. Once you have money, it’s easy to make money.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: ^ Never made SES ()
Date: December 10, 2022 06:53PM

25 year old kids with no college working contracts with a lifestyle poly have more in their 401K than you do. lol

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: pdxwc ()
Date: December 10, 2022 06:56PM

lol, lol

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 10, 2022 07:47PM

Ummm…no. You guys are really bad at imagining.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Booz Allen ()
Date: December 10, 2022 08:22PM

Ummm... yes.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 10, 2022 08:36PM

BAH,humbug! Ignorance, envy, and butthurt have devoured your brain. Dumbfuck.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: ^ No SES for you ()
Date: December 10, 2022 08:44PM

Don't be so angry and envious of kids with no college and 1 year experience making more than you ever did.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It for You ()
Date: December 10, 2022 08:53PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> BAH,humbug! I'm gay. Ignorance, envy, and butthurt have
> devoured myour brain. I'm a Dumbfuck. Did I remember to mention I'm gay?


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 10, 2022 08:53PM

Typical Linus stupid schlock. No factual basis or foundation for his nonsense at all.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Jason Børn ()
Date: December 10, 2022 09:07PM

Just walk away. Dope.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 10, 2022 09:46PM

These shit-slinging turds need to be slapped down, and as the Secretary of Fact & Reason here, that task often falls to me.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: GEVDU ()
Date: December 10, 2022 10:19PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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>
> as the Secretary of Fact & Reason here, that
> task often falls to me.


Says the drunken Gerund Boy who just got caught in ANOTHER lie. LOL @ "fact and reason" from a juvenile potty mouth Gerund Boy whose always getting caught in lies. WHAT a FAKE.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP Fail Train ()
Date: December 10, 2022 10:34PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> These shit-slinging turds need to be slapped down,
> and as the Secretary of Fact & Reason here, that
> task often falls to me.


^ Fails miserably at that and everything else.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It for You ()
Date: December 10, 2022 10:55PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Typical LinusAll I do is shitpost stupid schlock. No factual basis
> or foundation for hismy nonsense at all. That's why all I can do is lie and call people names


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 10, 2022 11:22PM

^^^ This is what beaten little brats look like.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fucking Ponderous Man Ponderous ()
Date: December 10, 2022 11:39PM

^ This is what a tedious old douchebag desperately trying to convince himself and strangers on a shitty little local forum that he is somebody looks like.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It for You ()
Date: December 11, 2022 12:10AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^ This isI'm what a beaten little gay brats looks like.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 11, 2022 02:18AM

I just stop by, post some truth, and then move along down the line. It’s the truth part that just drives the assholes crazy..

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: CTKJX ()
Date: December 11, 2022 10:34AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> I just stop by, post some truth, and then move
> along down the line. It’s the truth part that
> just drives the assholes crazy..


LOL @ a drunken, phoney Gerund Boy who thinx their trashposts are "truth". Esp. when Gerund Boy just got caught in another 1 of his many famous lies.

the only 1 crazy here is Gerund Boy who calls people "childish" while he got the potty mouth of a 10 YO and throws tantrums like a 4 YO. Old Pottymouth has to be crazy if he thinx anybody believes his obvious lies. Gerund Boy shouldda' stopped getting drunk on Velicoff a long time ago. It's rotted his brain real bad.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It for You ()
Date: December 11, 2022 10:54AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> I just stop byspend all day every day here, even holidays b|c I'm such an Asswipes nobody wants anything to do with me., I shitpost some truthmore lies, and then move
> along down the line
hang around here all day shitposting more lies and calling people names. It’snever tell the the truth part that
> just drives
I'm King of the assholes and I'm GAY and I'm also crazy..


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: December 11, 2022 11:05AM

There is a certain lack of creativity or any other sign of talent exhibited by these uneducated little shits. Ignorance, envy, and butthurt they have quite a lot of though.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It for You ()
Date: December 11, 2022 11:20AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> There is a certain lack of creativity or any other
> sign of talent exhibited by thesean uneducated
> little shits like me. Ignorance, envy, and butthurt theyI
> have quite a lot of though.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Move along? LOL ()
Date: December 11, 2022 11:43AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> I just stop by, post some truth, and then move
> along down the line. It’s the truth part that
> just drives the assholes crazy..


Your pitiful life revolves around continually monitoring this pitiful forum.

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