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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 21, 2022 07:20PM

Alphabet-boi is such a needy FRAUD!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: 36vpy ()
Date: November 21, 2022 07:37PM

Booga-Booga-Booga!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JVPFP ()
Date: November 21, 2022 08:50PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Alphabet-boi is such a needy FRAUD!

Says the homophobia, phoney drunken Gerund Boy who gets caught lying all the time.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 21, 2022 09:12PM

..^^*^ Sorry little child.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Toikey, Toikey! ()
Date: November 21, 2022 09:16PM

House already smelling yummy!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: CYHCP ()
Date: November 22, 2022 12:50AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ..^^*^ Sorry little child.


Says the hypocrisy dbl. std. Gerund Boy with the potty mouth of a 5th grader.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Scooped ()
Date: November 22, 2022 09:29AM

Well, it's sunny and cold all over the DC metro area this morning. Warming later to be a relatively nice day.

Same mindless idiocy in US politics as yesterday and tomorrow.

Nobody gives a fuck about off-season baseball.

Falls Church.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 22, 2022 11:35AM

^^^ It’s unoriginal and quite pale and thin when it comes to pertinent detail. You really need to focus on the likes of an interesting setting such as an impressive upscale home set on a much larger than average lot nestled among the woods, fields, and streams of the stunning Sweet Spot. Also on an interesting cast of characters such as a beyond successful couple of well educated, wealthy retirees along with their household support and baseball and hospitality industry pals. Lots of interesting tales to tell there.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: footer ()
Date: November 22, 2022 11:54AM

^ at the end of each day, you still have a one-car carport.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 22, 2022 12:15PM

And except on increasingly rare occasions, zero cars that are parked on it. It’s still beautiful of course, as is the nearby cypress shed.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Should get to those ()
Date: November 22, 2022 01:25PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Lots of interesting tales to tell there.


None so far.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 22, 2022 01:42PM

If only your English were a little better.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: BCLKT ()
Date: November 22, 2022 01:56PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^
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> Lots of
> interesting tales to tell there.


More like lots of racism & homophobia & potty mouth name calling from a hypocrisy & drunken Gerund Boy.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 22, 2022 02:14PM

^^^ If only you weren’t such a pathetic babbling asshole.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Actual JP Boringthau ()
Date: November 22, 2022 03:28PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> If only your English were a little better.


If only your life was more interesting.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 22, 2022 08:26PM

Statements that are conditional or contrary to fact take the subjunctive. Dope.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fruits de Mer ()
Date: November 22, 2022 08:49PM

^^^ Such a tormented fanook

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Actual JP Boringthau ()
Date: November 22, 2022 10:41PM

Won't make your life any more interesting.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: U.N.C.L.E. ()
Date: November 22, 2022 10:56PM

He smells like pizza and Hai Karate.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: PUTXY ()
Date: November 22, 2022 11:05PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^ If only you weren’t such a pathetic babbling
> asshole.


If only you wasn't such a juvenile potty mouth racist phoney Gerund Boy.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: mu9uy ()
Date: November 22, 2022 11:28PM

lol

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 23, 2022 01:40AM

Rules are rules, even if you don’t know and hence can’t actually follow them. Also, you’re forcing it.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: FKMJF ()
Date: November 23, 2022 09:37AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Rules are rules, even if you don’t know and
> hence can’t actually follow them. Also,
> you’re forcing it.

Unless you're a juvenile potty mouth dbl. std Gerund Boy hypocrite. In that case, you make up rules as you go along & give lame & sorry excuses when you don't follow them. You think you're a special case.

Sucks to be Gerund Boy.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Chocolatier ()
Date: November 23, 2022 09:54AM

He is a parasite. He is a loathsome, offensive brute. He sickens me.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 23, 2022 10:16AM

^^^ More raging ignorance, envy, and butthurt from the local squads of hapless maggots and faggots.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: EDWLN ()
Date: November 23, 2022 10:20AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^ More raging ignorance, envy, and butthurt from
> the local squads of hapless maggots and faggots.


LOL @ a drunken Gerund Boy who thinx anybody wants to be like him. Nobody wants to be a racist homophobia whose over 70 but acts like a 10 YO & is a lying hypocrite. Gerund Boy=a legend in his own mind.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: subdural ()
Date: November 23, 2022 10:51AM

Heard that he smells like pizza and cat piss. Or, something like that.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: hnuyn ()
Date: November 23, 2022 11:46AM

Smells like a cheesy one-car carport

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 23, 2022 12:13PM

Well, in keeping with so much grand tradition, it is another beautiful morning out here in the Sweet Spot, where local money, topography, and micro-climates each play a role in setting things here apart from the depressingly mundane conditions of sorry areas out east. It was 46 degrees when I got up with bright sunshine and nearly cloudless skies. Humidity is low and winds are light and from the NW, so it seems that we are about to enjoy yet another fine autumn day. It is of course apt to be intermittently marred by further horrible transgressions of the rules of the English language, unknown as so many of those are by area morons.

Real President Joe is meanwhile wondering at the long list of people that Kevin McCarthy now says need to be investigated for possible impeachment, when barely a month ago, he said there were no such people. Guess he’s spineless and two-faced enough to be willing to go to any lengths at all to round up 218 votes for Speaker. Just another sleazebag GOP slug.

In other news, MLB has given its blessing to whatever shananigans have been going on between NYY and NYM over Aaron Judge’s free agency. Glad the suspense is over there! Never a doubt of course the Bozo Bobby would get to the bottom of it all and do the right thing.

The right thing has meanwhile been done in Falls Church City pretty much only when the word ‘demolish’ has been involved. And a lot of what once was FCC has indeed been knocked down and carted away as part of what seems like a never-ending and never-succeeding process. Maybe they’ll hit it big in West Falls by 2027 though.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fiffy Sock Puppet ()
Date: November 23, 2022 12:16PM

subdural Wrote:
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> Heard that he smells like pizza and cat piss. Or,
> something like that.


Not just cat piss but people piss & poo, too. He's always peeing & poohing his Depends, especially when he's yelling @ the neighborhood kids to get off his lawn. That & shitposting on FFXU is the highlight of his day.

If wasn't such a rude & nasty asshole his whole life, he might actually have people who wanna be around him .

He'll be shitposting here tomorrow & he's gonna be the only one posting anything b|c we're all going to be too busy with family & friends who want to see us. Nobody wants to be near an obnoxious buttwipe like him.

He might try to make up something about an imaginary 5 star chef like he did one year. That did a face planer. Nobody believed him. Maybe he'll say it was his imaginary friends the Pringles or whatever their name's supposed to be. Maybe he'll lie about some family member. This guy doesn't just tell the same old lies, he makes up new ones, too.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 23, 2022 12:27PM

Limited capacities keep these assholes from seeing above or beyond the parking lot at Home Depot. What a horrible way to live.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Turkey Hoagie ()
Date: November 23, 2022 12:37PM

Sad little man. No intelligence. No wealth. No honor. No shame. No grasp on reality. Just the butt of everyone’s jokes. Tomorrow will be no different for him. While others will be celebrating with family and friends, his attention will be squarely focused here. Sad little man.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 23, 2022 01:58PM

It’s not always easy to be King of the Hill, but these dolts do simplify things considerably. What a bunch of losers.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: BJWFL ()
Date: November 23, 2022 03:09PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Limited capacities keep these assholes from seeing
> above or beyond the parking lot at Home Depot.
> What a horrible way to live.


More racism & elitism from a drunken potty mouth Gerund Boy. What a fake!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 23, 2022 04:08PM

Really? The parking lot at Home Depot is racist and elitist? Weird!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Pauly Pomona ()
Date: November 23, 2022 05:28PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Really? The parking lot at Home Depot is racist
> and elitist? Weird!


Right, faker boy. Everybody knows the pkng lit @ Home Depot has all these Mexicans looking for work. Everybody see theu your BS. You're trying to make Mexicans look stupid cause you think you're better than them. You think you're better than people who are willing to work for a living & you've never done a day of real work in your life.

So yeah, jackoff, you're a racist and elitist shithead. You & your "sweet spot". Eat shit, penis brain.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 23, 2022 06:08PM

The point was over the tin can quality of cheap prefab carports sold out of Home Depot parking lots. Ours was designed by an actual architect, then stick-built by actual carpenters and stonemasons. All it takes is good money and good taste.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Turkey Trots ()
Date: November 23, 2022 06:19PM

Wishing JP Morgenthau and his puppets a Happy Thanksgiving!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 23, 2022 07:09PM

No lies, no spoofs, no spam. That’s all Linus shit. Tomorrow for us will meanwhile depend on this evening’s results from some medical diagnostics.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: lol@carportboy.com ()
Date: November 23, 2022 10:22PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The point was over the tin can quality of cheap
> prefab carports sold out of Home Depot parking
> lots. Ours was designed by an actual architect,
> then stick-built by actual carpenters and
> stonemasons. All it takes is good money and good
> taste.


Shitty little 50s box house didn't even originally have a carport. lol!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 23, 2022 10:55PM

Major English fuck-up! LOL!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: FanofSanity ()
Date: November 23, 2022 11:13PM

Happy Thanksgiving, JP! Wishing you and the family at the Sweet Spot the best!

Fuck Falls Church City!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 23, 2022 11:36PM

Actually, the FCCers will take care of that for themselves.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 24, 2022 02:27PM

Well, we got the highball sign after last night’s diagnostic exams, so while final word won’t come down until next week, it’s full speed ahead for now. It’s been a beautiful day so far out here in the Sweet Spot, and the wife and I will cap it off later with an invitation-only holiday dinner. It won’t be in FCC. LOL!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Saucy Cranberry ()
Date: November 24, 2022 04:02PM

That sounds great. Enjoy your Quarter Pounder, large fries and apple pie!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 24, 2022 07:57PM

That wasn’t on the menu.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: FanofSanity ()
Date: November 24, 2022 10:51PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, we got the highball sign after last
> night’s diagnostic exams, so while final word
> won’t come down until next week, it’s full
> speed ahead for now. It’s been a beautiful day
> so far out here in the Sweet Spot, and the wife
> and I will cap it off later with an
> invitation-only holiday dinner. It won’t be in
> FCC. LOL!

Save it for the rest of us, JP! Happy Thanksgiving.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Pointer Outer of Things ()
Date: November 25, 2022 07:50AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, we got the highball sign after last
> night’s diagnostic exams, so while final word
> won’t come down until next week, it’s full
> speed ahead for now. It’s been a beautiful day
> so far out here in the Sweet Spot, and the wife
> and I will cap it off later with an
> invitation-only holiday dinner. It won’t be in
> FCC. LOL!




Just like everybody predicted, Dimwit was shitposting here b|c nobody wants anything to do with a nasty old jackoff like him. The rest of us had friends and family to spend our time with. We like being around them and they like being around us. But Dimwit's such an obnoxious buttwipe nobody wants to be around him.

So he gets drunk and that makes him even more nastier so he beats his wife and shitposts here. No life. What a loser.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: What a buttmunch ()
Date: November 25, 2022 09:43AM

Invitation-only lol!

Such a dumbshit

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: 7UL6K ()
Date: November 25, 2022 11:18AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> That wasn’t on the menu.

Right, you went to Subway and got turkey subs.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 25, 2022 12:24PM

What a buttmunch Wrote:
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> Invitation-only lol! Such a dumbshit

The only reservations are made via response to such an invitation. You don’t get one if they don’t know you there.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 25, 2022 01:04PM

7UL6K Wrote:
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> Right, you went to Subway and got turkey subs.

Neither of us cares much for turkey. Back when I did all the holiday cooking for the family, I often did birds (goose, duck, game hens, guinea fowl, etc.), and sometimes a nice glazed ham, but the go to dish was definitely leg of lamb with garlic and rosemary, plus mashed potatoes, baked acorn squash, broccoli with cheddar cheese sauce, and of course fried tomatoes, a signature dish. Any color is fine, as long as they are firm enough to stand up to the heat.

As for yesterday, I had baked oysters to start, then a filet mignon with brown gravy, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, and haricots verts. And lastly, a yummy mixed berry mousse and an Irish coffee. All delicious and no work at all involved for me.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Home Alone ()
Date: November 25, 2022 01:17PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> What a buttmunch Wrote:
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> > Invitation-only lol! Such a dumbshit
>
> The only reservations are made via response to
> such an invitation. You don’t get one if they
> don’t know you there.


Don't need reservations for Thanksgiving day spent with friends and family. Ours was invite-only too. You didn't get an invitation to it or any other. That's why you were here posting on a shitty little forum alone on Thanksgiving (again).

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 25, 2022 01:34PM

And just to put that famous big bad boot up the flabby butts of some of you feckless fag boys, my only two posts yesterday were at 2:27 and 7:57. LOL!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: NJCEP ()
Date: November 25, 2022 01:38PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> 7UL6K Wrote:
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> > Right, you went to Subway and got turkey subs.
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> Neither of us cares much for turkey. Back when I
> did all the holiday cooking for the family, I
> often did birds (goose, duck, game hens, guinea
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LOL @ a phoney, drunken Gerund Boy who thinx anybody believes him.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 25, 2022 02:13PM

I don’t much care what penniless douches and assholes choose to believe.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Thanks for clarifying ()
Date: November 25, 2022 05:34PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> And just to put that famous big bad boot up the
> flabby butts of some of you feckless fag boys, my
> only two posts yesterday were at 2:27 and 7:57.
> LOL!


So you concede that you posted here twice on Thanksgiving.

You pitiful dumbshit. lol

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: TKVKE ()
Date: November 25, 2022 05:59PM

LOL!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 25, 2022 06:16PM

What the fuck is wrong with you???

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Nothing's wrong with me ()
Date: November 25, 2022 06:35PM

I wasn't the pitiful dumbshit here posting twice on Thanksgiving.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Pauly Pomona ()
Date: November 25, 2022 06:39PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> I don’t much care what penniless douches and
> assholes choose to believe.


So you don't "much care" what you 'choose" to believe.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 25, 2022 07:13PM

To be clear, I don’t much care what ignorant penniless douches and assholes like you choose to believe. Loser shits struggle badly with being just plain dumb as a stick. That’s just your miserable life.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: LDL ()
Date: November 25, 2022 07:15PM

You eat too much red meat.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 25, 2022 07:23PM

^^^. Too many lead paint chips. Dope.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: lonely loser ()
Date: November 25, 2022 07:40PM

he gets angry around the holidays

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 25, 2022 07:59PM

Angry? Can you say anything at all that makes sense?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Pointer Outer of Things ()
Date: November 25, 2022 08:33PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> To be clear, I don’t much care what ignorant
> penniless douches and assholes like you choose to
> believe. Loser shits struggle badly with being
> just plain dumb as a stick. That’s just your
> miserable life.


The only ignorant penniless douche and asshole here is you, Dimwit. The only one miserable here is you, Dimwit. Like your childish shitposts show. Anybody whose as rude, nasty and disgusting like you has to be miserable. Of course, you're too stupid to see it. So it looks like you're the one who "struggles to be . dumb as a stick". It certainly fits the stupidity you show everybody in your shitposts. You're so stupid you can't even understand why your name's Dimwit.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: lonely loser ()
Date: November 25, 2022 08:53PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Angry? Can you say anything at all that makes
> sense?


see what I mean?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: MVHHD ()
Date: November 26, 2022 12:04AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> And just to put that famous big bad boot up the
> flabby butts of some of you feckless fag boys, my
> only two posts yesterday were at 2:27 and 7:57.
> LOL!

& a drunken, phoney Gerund Boy put their "famous big bad boot" in the place they're famous for. In his mouth. In his juvenile potty mouth.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Markey Maypo ()
Date: November 26, 2022 12:10AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> 7UL6K Wrote:
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> > Right, you went to Subway and got turkey subs.
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> the go to dish was definitely leg of lamb with
> garlic and rosemary,
> broccoli with cheddar cheese sauce,
> and of course fried tomatoes, a signature dish.
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> As for yesterday, I had baked oysters to start,
>
> s, sweet potatoes, and haricots verts.
>
>
>


It's a good thing I was sitting on the crapper when I read this. I had to get up and puke. How can anybody eat that shit?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2022 01:42AM

Bent out of shape much over there, stupid shit? What a pitifully total loser! As you will of course still be when I next report on our upscale dining adventures, something that we wealthy Sweet Spot retirees are able to enjoy with great frequency. Eat your heart out, you pathetic, low-life, kibble-crunching, shit-stain.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: lonely loser ()
Date: November 26, 2022 02:28AM

so mad after being alone on the holidays

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2022 02:39AM

Do you read anything at all here, fuckwad?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Toikey, Toikey! ()
Date: November 26, 2022 04:51AM

We had a large order of leftover dark meat and fixin’s for dinner last night.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2022 09:30AM

We each joined the Clean Plate Club at the restaurant on Thursday (it was that good), so we ended up serving bagels with lox, tomatoes, and cream cheese for dinner last night. That’s a winning combination every time! Some bbq chicken chunks for breakfast so far today, but I’ll add to that in a little while.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: JP is a little bitch ()
Date: November 26, 2022 09:33AM

Davis store Wrote:
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> > > > Thank you for visiting the Retirement
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> > > on
> > > > the City of Long Beach's Human Resources
> > > website.
> > > > Here you will find information about the
> > > > retirement benefits offered by the City
> > through
> > > > CalPERS, how to calculate your pension, how
> > to
> > > > apply, and other useful information about
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> > > >
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> > > any
> > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > (888)
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> > > >
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> > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
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> > PDF
> > > > file of the City's various CalPERS Contract
> > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members, Fire
> > > Safety
> > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> Lifeguard
> > > > Safety Member.
> > > >
> > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > The City Offers Three Types Of Retirements:
> > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> And
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > >
> > > > Service Retirement
> > > > Service retirement is the general
> retirement
> > > from
> > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > years
> > > of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment of
> > the
> > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > >
> > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > Disability retirement consists of a monthly
> > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > disabling
> > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > disability
> > > > need not be related to your employment. To
> > > qualify
> > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > your
> > > job
> > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > condition
> > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > requirement;
> > > > however, you must have at least five years
> of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > >
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > Only)
> > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > job-related
> > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > employee
> > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard), you
> > may
> > > be
> > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > retirement.
> > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> life
> > > (or
> > > > until you recover from your disabling
> injury
> > or
> > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> service
> > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View PARS Online
> > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate Calculator
> > can
> > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > benefits.
> > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may also
> > add
> > > > various retirement dates, salary
> information,
> > > and
> > > > future employment information to see how
> > these
> > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use the
> > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > without
> > > a
> > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > information
> > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > Statement
> > > > will be automatically added to the
> > Calculator.
> > > >
> > > > Reciprocity
> > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> California
> > > > public retirement systems, which allows you
> > to
> > > > move from one retirement system to the
> other
> > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal agreements
> > may
> > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> between
> > > the
> > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > Currently,
> > > you
> > > > must leave and enter into employment with a
> > > > reciprocal public agency within six months
> to
> > > be
> > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > including
> > > a
> > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > agreements
> > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS page
> > and
> > > > download Publication 16. Please note there
> is
> > > > currently no reciprocity agreements between
> > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > Pension
> > > > (LAFPP).
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
> > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney allows
> > you
> > > to
> > > > designate a representative or agent, known
> as
> > > your
> > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> retirement
> > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of Attorney
> > on
> > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > designated
> > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > important
> > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> such
> > > as
> > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > withholding
> > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> checks;
> > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary designations;
> > or
> > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > become
> > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > >
> > > > Further information and the required form
> are
> > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> the
> > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > Attorney.
> > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > completing.
> > > To
> > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> and
> > > must
> > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > signed
> > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> act
> > as
> > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> Any
> > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > completing a new form.
> > > >
> > > > In the event you have any questions
> > concerning
> > > the
> > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> advice.
> > > >
> > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > potential
> > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> have
> > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> intended
> > to
> > > be
> > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > planning
> > > > from a certified financial planner. Consult
> > > your
> > > > personal certified financial planner for
> more
> > > > accurate details.
> > > >
> > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> must
> > > have
> > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or later.Thank
> > you
> > > > for visiting the Retirement Section on the
> > City
> > > of
> > > > Long Beach's Human Resources website. Here
> > you
> > > > will find information about the retirement
> > > > benefits offered by the City through
> CalPERS,
> > > how
> > > > to calculate your pension, how to apply,
> and
> > > other
> > > > useful information about the retirement
> > system.
> > > >
> > > > For information on the retirement process,
> > > refer
> > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> have
> > > any
> > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > (888)
> > > > 225-7377.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > System
> > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > CalPERS
> > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> (the
> > > City
> > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > health
> > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > public
> > > > employees, retirees, and their families and
> > > more
> > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > >
> > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > Click on the following links to access the
> > PDF
> > > > file of the City's various CalPERS Contract
> > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members, Fire
> > > Safety
> > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> Lifeguard
> > > > Safety Member.
> > > >
> > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > The City Offers Three Types Of Retirements:
> > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> And
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > >
> > > > Service Retirement
> > > > Service retirement is the general
> retirement
> > > from
> > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > years
> > > of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment of
> > the
> > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > >
> > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > Disability retirement consists of a monthly
> > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > disabling
> > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > disability
> > > > need not be related to your employment. To
> > > qualify
> > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > your
> > > job
> > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > condition
> > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > requirement;
> > > > however, you must have at least five years
> of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > >
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > Only)
> > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > job-related
> > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > employee
> > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard), you
> > may
> > > be
> > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > retirement.
> > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> life
> > > (or
> > > > until you recover from your disabling
> injury
> > or
> > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> service
> > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View PARS Online
> > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate Calculator
> > can
> > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > benefits.
> > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may also
> > add
> > > > various retirement dates, salary
> information,
> > > and
> > > > future employment information to see how
> > these
> > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use the
> > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > without
> > > a
> > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > information
> > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > Statement
> > > > will be automatically added to the
> > Calculator.
> > > >
> > > > Reciprocity
> > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> California
> > > > public retirement systems, which allows you
> > to
> > > > move from one retirement system to the
> other
> > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal agreements
> > may
> > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> between
> > > the
> > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > Currently,
> > > you
> > > > must leave and enter into employment with a
> > > > reciprocal public agency within six months
> to
> > > be
> > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > including
> > > a
> > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > agreements
> > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS page
> > and
> > > > download Publication 16. Please note there
> is
> > > > currently no reciprocity agreements between
> > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > Pension
> > > > (LAFPP).
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
> > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney allows
> > you
> > > to
> > > > designate a representative or agent, known
> as
> > > your
> > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> retirement
> > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of Attorney
> > on
> > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > designated
> > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > important
> > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> such
> > > as
> > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > withholding
> > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> checks;
> > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary designations;
> > or
> > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > become
> > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > >
> > > > Further information and the required form
> are
> > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> the
> > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > Attorney.
> > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > completing.
> > > To
> > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> and
> > > must
> > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > signed
> > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> act
> > as
> > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> Any
> > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > completing a new form.
> > > >
> > > > In the event you have any questions
> > concerning
> > > the
> > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> advice.
> > > >
> > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > potential
> > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> have
> > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> intended
> > to
> > > be
> > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > planning
> > > > from a certified financial planner. Consult
> > > your
> > > > personal certified financial planner for
> more
> > > > accurate details.
> > > >
> > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> must
> > > have
> > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or laterThank
> > you
> > > for
> > > > visiting the Retirement Section on the City
> > of
> > > > Long Beach's Human Resources website. Here
> > you
> > > > will find information about the retirement
> > > > benefits offered by the City through
> CalPERS,
> > > how
> > > > to calculate your pension, how to apply,
> and
> > > other
> > > > useful information about the retirement
> > system.
> > > >
> > > > For information on the retirement process,
> > > refer
> > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> have
> > > any
> > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > (888)
> > > > 225-7377.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > System
> > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > CalPERS
> > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> (the
> > > City
> > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > health
> > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > public
> > > > employees, retirees, and their families and
> > > more
> > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > >
> > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > Click on the following links to access the
> > PDF
> > > > file of the City's various CalPERS Contract
> > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members, Fire
> > > Safety
> > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> Lifeguard
> > > > Safety Member.
> > > >
> > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > The City Offers Three Types Of Retirements:
> > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> And
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > >
> > > > Service Retirement
> > > > Service retirement is the general
> retirement
> > > from
> > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > years
> > > of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment of
> > the
> > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > >
> > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > Disability retirement consists of a monthly
> > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > disabling
> > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > disability
> > > > need not be related to your employment. To
> > > qualify
> > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > your
> > > job
> > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > condition
> > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > requirement;
> > > > however, you must have at least five years
> of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > >
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > Only)
> > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > job-related
> > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > employee
> > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard), you
> > may
> > > be
> > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > retirement.
> > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> life
> > > (or
> > > > until you recover from your disabling
> injury
> > or
> > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> service
> > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View PARS Online
> > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate Calculator
> > can
> > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > benefits.
> > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may also
> > add
> > > > various retirement dates, salary
> information,
> > > and
> > > > future employment information to see how
> > these
> > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use the
> > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > without
> > > a
> > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > information
> > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > Statement
> > > > will be automatically added to the
> > Calculator.
> > > >
> > > > Reciprocity
> > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> California
> > > > public retirement systems, which allows you
> > to
> > > > move from one retirement system to the
> other
> > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal agreements
> > may
> > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> between
> > > the
> > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > Currently,
> > > you
> > > > must leave and enter into employment with a
> > > > reciprocal public agency within six months
> to
> > > be
> > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > including
> > > a
> > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > agreements
> > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS page
> > and
> > > > download Publication 16. Please note there
> is
> > > > currently no reciprocity agreements between
> > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > Pension
> > > > (LAFPP).
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
> > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney allows
> > you
> > > to
> > > > designate a representative or agent, known
> as
> > > your
> > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> retirement
> > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of Attorney
> > on
> > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > designated
> > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > important
> > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> such
> > > as
> > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > withholding
> > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> checks;
> > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary designations;
> > or
> > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > become
> > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > >
> > > > Further information and the required form
> are
> > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> the
> > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > Attorney.
> > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > completing.
> > > To
> > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> and
> > > must
> > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > signed
> > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> act
> > as
> > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> Any
> > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > completing a new form.
> > > >
> > > > In the event you have any questions
> > concerning
> > > the
> > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> advice.
> > > >
> > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > potential
> > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> have
> > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> intended
> > to
> > > be
> > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > planning
> > > > from a certified financial planner. Consult
> > > your
> > > > personal certified financial planner for
> more
> > > > accurate details.
> > > >
> > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> must
> > > have
> > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or later.
> > > >
> > > > Thank you for visiting the Retirement
> Section
> > > on
> > > > the City of Long Beach's Human Resources
> > > website.
> > > > Here you will find information about the
> > > > retirement benefits offered by the City
> > through
> > > > CalPERS, how to calculate your pension, how
> > to
> > > > apply, and other useful information about
> the
> > > > retirement system.
> > > >
> > > > For information on the retirement process,
> > > refer
> > > > to the City's "Retirement Guide". If you
> have
> > > any
> > > > additional questions, contact CalPERS at
> > (888)
> > > > 225-7377.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS (What Is CalPERS)
> > > > The City of Long Beach contracts with the
> > > > California Public Employees' Retirement
> > System
> > > > (CalPERS) to manage our pension benefits.
> > > CalPERS
> > > > manages the pension and health benefits
> (the
> > > City
> > > > does not contract with CalPERS to provide
> > > health
> > > > care benefits) to more than 1.6 million
> > public
> > > > employees, retirees, and their families and
> > > more
> > > > than 3,000 employers.
> > > >
> > > > View more information on CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > Click on the following links to access the
> > PDF
> > > > file of the City's various CalPERS Contract
> > > > Provisions for Miscellaneous Members, Fire
> > > Safety
> > > > Members, Police Safety Members and
> Lifeguard
> > > > Safety Member.
> > > >
> > > > Types Of Retirement
> > > > The City Offers Three Types Of Retirements:
> > > > Service Retirement, Disability Retirement
> And
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement.
> > > >
> > > > Service Retirement
> > > > Service retirement is the general
> retirement
> > > from
> > > > employment after a minimum period of five
> > years
> > > of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service and attainment of
> > the
> > > > minimum age requirement.
> > > >
> > > > Disability Retirement
> > > > Disability retirement consists of a monthly
> > > > retirement allowance paid to you for the
> rest
> > > of
> > > > your life or until you recover from your
> > > disabling
> > > > injury or illness. The cause of your
> > disability
> > > > need not be related to your employment. To
> > > qualify
> > > > for disability retirement, you must be
> > > > substantially incapacited from performing
> > your
> > > job
> > > > duties, based upon a physical or mental
> > > condition
> > > > which is expected to be permanent or last
> > > > indefinitely. There is no minimum age
> > > requirement;
> > > > however, you must have at least five years
> of
> > > > CalPERS-credited service.
> > > >
> > > > Industrial Disability Retirement (Safety
> > Only)
> > > > If your disability is the result of a
> > > job-related
> > > > illness or injury, and you are a safety
> > > employee
> > > > (police officer/firefighter/lifeguard), you
> > may
> > > be
> > > > entitled to an industrial disability
> > > retirement.
> > > > If you retire, you will receive a monthly
> > > > retirement payment for the rest of your
> life
> > > (or
> > > > until you recover from your disabling
> injury
> > or
> > > > illness). There is no minimum age or
> service
> > > > requirement for an industrial disability
> > > > retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View PARS Online
> > > > Retirement Calculations
> > > > The CalPERS Retirement Estimate Calculator
> > can
> > > > help you estimate your future retirement
> > > benefits.
> > > > Since this is a planning tool, you may also
> > add
> > > > various retirement dates, salary
> information,
> > > and
> > > > future employment information to see how
> > these
> > > > changes could impact your benefits. Use the
> > > > Retirement Estimate Calculator with or
> > without
> > > a
> > > > password. If you have a password, the
> > > information
> > > > from your latest CalPERS Annual Member
> > > Statement
> > > > will be automatically added to the
> > Calculator.
> > > >
> > > > Reciprocity
> > > > CalPERS has an agreement with many
> California
> > > > public retirement systems, which allows you
> > to
> > > > move from one retirement system to the
> other
> > > > without loss of benefits. This is called
> > > > "reciprocity." These reciprocal agreements
> > may
> > > > allow you to coordinate your benefits
> between
> > > the
> > > > retirement systems when you retire.
> > Currently,
> > > you
> > > > must leave and enter into employment with a
> > > > reciprocal public agency within six months
> to
> > > be
> > > > eligible. For more specific details,
> > including
> > > a
> > > > list of those agencies with reciprocity
> > > agreements
> > > > with CalPERS, please visit the CalPERS page
> > and
> > > > download Publication 16. Please note there
> is
> > > > currently no reciprocity agreements between
> > > > CalPERS and the Los Angeles Police & Fire
> > > Pension
> > > > (LAFPP).
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the CalPERS
> > > > publication "When You Change Retirement
> > > Systems",
> > > > contact CalPERS Member Services at (888)
> > > 225-7377
> > > > or schedule an appointment at a local
> CalPERS
> > > > Regional Office.
> > > >
> > > > Death Benefits
> > > > Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Categories - If you die before you retire,
> > > CalPERS
> > > > provides several benefits for your family
> or
> > > the
> > > > beneficiary(ies) named by you. For
> > > miscellaneous
> > > > employees (non-safety), CalPERS divides
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Eligible To Retire at the time of
> death,
> > > and
> > > > Eligible to Retire. For safety employees
> > (fire,
> > > > police & lifeguards), CalPERS divides the
> > > > pre-retirement death benefits into two
> > > categories:
> > > > Not Job-Related Death and Job-Related
> Death.
> > > >
> > > > Limited Death Benefit
> > > > To those who separate from CalPERS-covered
> > > > employment: upon your death, your
> beneficiary
> > > will
> > > > receive the limited death benefit (a refund
> > of
> > > > your contributions plus interest). No other
> > > > benefit will be payable, except as provided
> > by
> > > law
> > > > under special circumstances. The limited
> > death
> > > > benefit will be paid in the following
> order:
> > > (1)
> > > > your named beneficiary, or (2) spouse, or
> (3)
> > > > children, or (4) parents, or (5) brothers
> and
> > > > sisters, or (6) your estate if probated,
> (7)
> > > > trust, or (8) next of kin, as provided by
> > law.
> > > >
> > > > Naming A Beneficiary
> > > > To designate a beneficiary, or update an
> > > earlier
> > > > designation, you must fill out a CalPERS
> > > > Beneficiary Designation (form 0772). This
> > form
> > > is
> > > > available on the CalPERS website under
> > > > Publications. Certain death benefits allow
> > you
> > > to
> > > > name anyone you choose as a beneficiary. If
> > you
> > > > name a beneficiary and then (1) marry, (2)
> > > > initiate an annulment, or dissolution of
> > > marriage,
> > > > (3) have a child or adopt a child, (4)
> > > terminate
> > > > your employment and receive a refund of
> your
> > > > CalPERS contributions, your designation
> will,
> > > by
> > > > law, be revoked.
> > > >
> > > > Comparison Of Pre-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > Local Miscellaneous (non-safety)
> > > > Local Safety
> > > >
> > > > Post-Retirement Death Benefits
> > > > When you retire, you may choose to receive
> > the
> > > > unmodified allowance, or you can take a
> > > reduction
> > > > to your allowance based on the option you
> > > select.
> > > >
> > > > The unmodified allowance is the highest
> > amount
> > > > payable to you that ends upon your death.
> > Each
> > > of
> > > > the options provides a benefit to your
> named
> > > > beneficiary after your death. Option 1
> > provides
> > > a
> > > > lump-sum payment of your remaining
> > > contributions.
> > > > Option 2, 2W, 3, 3W, or 4 provides a
> monthly
> > > > allowance. The reduction to your unmodified
> > > > allowance changes based on the option you
> > > choose.
> > > > "Option factors" are used to determine this
> > > > reduction. The amount of the reduction is
> > based
> > > on
> > > > tables that take into consideration your
> age
> > > and
> > > > the age of your beneficiary. More
> information
> > > on
> > > > the various options is available in the
> > CalPERS
> > > > Member Benefit publications.
> > > >
> > > > For further information, review the Death
> > > Benefits
> > > > section on the CalPERS website.
> > > >
> > > > How To Apply For CalPERS Retirement
> > > > It is suggested that you begin filling out
> > the
> > > > Retirement Election Application four to
> five
> > > > months before your anticipated retirement
> > date.
> > > > CalPERS does not want the application
> > submitted
> > > to
> > > > them more than 90 days prior to your
> > retirement
> > > > date. Refer to the City's "Retirement
> Guide"
> > > for
> > > > further information.
> > > >
> > > > After I Have Applied For Service
> Retirement,
> > May
> > > I
> > > > Change My Mind?
> > > > You may cancel/change your retirement any
> > time
> > > > before your first check is mailed, before
> > your
> > > > retirement date. If you do change your
> mind,
> > > > immediately contact CalPERS at (888)
> > 225-7377.
> > > If
> > > > you have completed the paperwork allocating
> > > your
> > > > unused sick leave, you also need to contact
> > > > Employee Benefits at 570-6523. Keep in mind
> > > that
> > > > your department has been notified of your
> > > > separation date, therefore, your department
> > > will
> > > > proceed with the City's separation document
> > > unless
> > > > you tell them otherwise. (If you wish to
> > return
> > > to
> > > > your position with the City contact your
> > > > supervisor to ensure there is still a
> > position
> > > > available for you.)
> > > >
> > > > Be advised that changes to your retirement
> > date
> > > > may result in a delay in you receiving your
> > > first
> > > > pension check from CalPERS.
> > > >
> > > > FAQs And Tips
> > > > Planning for your retirement may seem like
> a
> > > > daunting task. Educating yourself and
> > beginning
> > > > the process early (one year in advance of
> > your
> > > > projected retirement date) are key to a
> > smooth
> > > and
> > > > successful retirement application process.
> > The
> > > > City's "Retirement Guide" will steer you
> thru
> > > the
> > > > retirement application process.
> > > >
> > > > Health Insurance Costs For Retirees
> > > > At retirement, employees who are enrolled
> in
> > > > benefits may convert their unused hours of
> > sick
> > > > leave to pay for health, dental, vision and
> > > long
> > > > term care insurance premiums into
> retirement.
> > > >
> > > > View current retiree insurance premium
> > > > information.
> > > >
> > > > Please Note: Change of insurance providers
> > may
> > > > only be done during retiree open enrollment
> > > > annually. Any changes made will be
> effective
> > > > January 1st of the following year. If
> moving
> > > out
> > > > of state, you should contact Employee
> Benefits
> >
> > > at
> > > > (562) 570-6303 to check on the portability
> of
> > > your
> > > > insurance. If changes are necessary they
> will
> > > be
> > > > handled at the time of retirement or at a
> > later
> > > > date (when you move). Also, once you cancel
> > > your
> > > > insurance you may never re-enroll.
> > > >
> > > > CalPERS Special Power Of Attorney
> > > > A CalPERS Special Power of Attorney allows
> > you
> > > to
> > > > designate a representative or agent, known
> as
> > > your
> > > > attorney-in-fact, to conduct your
> retirement
> > > > affairs. Having a Special Power of Attorney
> > on
> > > > file with CalPERS ensures that your
> > designated
> > > > attorney-in-fact will be able to perform
> > > important
> > > > duties concerning your CalPERS business,
> such
> > > as
> > > > address changes; federal or state tax
> > > withholding
> > > > elections; lost or stolen retirement
> checks;
> > > > endorsing checks; beneficiary designations;
> > or
> > > > retirement benefit elections, should you
> > become
> > > > unable to act on your own behalf.
> > > >
> > > > Further information and the required form
> are
> > > > available on the CalPERS website; review
> the
> > > > publication CalPERS Special Power of
> > Attorney.
> > > > Read it over very carefully before
> > completing.
> > > To
> > > > be valid the form must be fully completed
> and
> > > must
> > > > be acknowledged before a notary public or
> > > signed
> > > > by two witnesses. The person agreeing to
> act
> > as
> > > > attorney-in-fact must also sign the form.
> Any
> > > > previous designations will be revoked by
> > > > completing a new form.
> > > >
> > > > In the event you have any questions
> > concerning
> > > the
> > > > effects of the appointment of an
> > > attorney-in-fact
> > > > you are strongly urged to seek legal
> advice.
> > > >
> > > > Retirement Forms
> > > > View CalPERS Forms
> > > > Retirement Living Calculator
> > > > This personal budget planning tool is
> > intended
> > > to
> > > > give the user a basic overview of the
> > potential
> > > > sources of income and expenses they may
> have
> > > > during retirement. This tool is not
> intended
> > to
> > > be
> > > > and/or replace professional advise and
> > planning
> > > > from a certified financial planner. Consult
> > > your
> > > > personal certified financial planner for
> more
> > > > accurate details.
> > > >
> > > > Download the calculator. Please note you
> must
> > > have
> > > > Microsoft Excel version 2013 or later.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2022 10:31AM

It’s meanwhile another bright and brilliant blue morning out here in the ever-stunning Sweet Spot. It was 41 degrees out there when I got up, but we should poke our way into the upper 50s here before long. Winds are still from the NW, but at mostly single digits now. From where I sit with my freshly brewed cup of single estate kona looking out across leafless lawns (thank you, grounds crew), it looks like just one more fine autumn day for all of us wealthy retirees. A fox trotted by earlier, so the doves and squirrels had best remain alert, lest they be snapped up.

Real President Joe is meanwhile watching with interest as Senate Dems tinker with their leadership lineup. Nothing earth-shattering is likely there, but Stabenow and Klobuchar could end up in more visible roles. what a contrast between those two and the House GOP horrors of Greene and Boebert. Yikes!

In other news, pots are beginning to boil around MLB, but likely dinner won’t be served for a while yet. All the more so for the rebuilding Nats with Peter Angelos not dead yet and their still up in the air ownership situation. It will all settle out eventually of course, but these are trying times, no doubt.

Things are of course worse than that in fumbling Falls Church City, where some poor folks have been confused about the difference between revenues and expenditures. Dopes struck out on the car/roof riddle as well. Dudes might benefit from some remedial coursework at the University of Too Far North Florida.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Markey Maypo ()
Date: November 26, 2022 10:32AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Bent out of shape much over there, stupid shit?



Wrong, imbecile. You couldn't pay me to eat that garbage.


> What a pitifully total loser!

Wrong again, moron. The loser is you for paying all that money and getting served garbage. That's typical of a dolt like you who overpays for everything.


> As you will of
> course still be when I next report on our upscale
> dining adventures, something that we wealthy Sweet
> Spot retirees are able to enjoy with great
> frequency.


You were loser enough for paying for that garbage from Jump Street. Now you keep paying for it and brag about it. That's a stereotype idiotic jackoff right there.

> Eat your heart out, you pathetic,
> low-life, kibble-crunching, shit-stain.


Eat my heart out? LOL! You couldn't pay me to even think about eating that garbage. But a dumb shit like you pays for it and brags about overpaying for it. Get with it, dumbass. Paying even one penny for that craps is totally moronic.

Oh wait. We're dealing with a dopey loser like you. Figures. You really are stupid, aren't you?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2022 10:36AM

^^^ Spammers still suck, by the way ^^^

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2022 10:46AM

Markey Maypo Wrote:
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> You really are stupid, aren't you?

LOL! How’s your GED work coming along?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: lonely loser ()
Date: November 26, 2022 11:19AM

there's that holiday anger coming out again

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2022 11:23AM

You’re sick. And broke and stupid.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Markey Maypo ()
Date: November 26, 2022 01:43PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Markey Maypo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You really are stupid, aren't you?
>
> LOL! How’s your GED work coming along?


LOL, was it 3 or 5 tries it took you to pass 2nd grade? Even then, they had to just move you along, since they couldn't have you so much older than the other kids in your class. What a worthless shitstain.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Gayvid Blimm0 ()
Date: November 26, 2022 01:46PM

REMINDER TO AMERICA HATING LIBERALS


Oh DARN it! I was redundant. I said "America hating" liberals. Have to try again.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2022 01:51PM

National Merit Scholatr?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Gayvid Blimm0 ()
Date: November 26, 2022 01:51PM

REMINDER TO LIBERALS

It's MERRY CHRISTMAS, liberals.

NOT

"Happy holidays"

NOT

"Season's greetings"

NOT

"Have a good holiday"

NOT

"Enjoy your holidays"

BUT

"MERRY CHRISTMAS!"


Read, write, study, repeat, there WILL be a quiz.

Remember, liberals, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Polk High ()
Date: November 26, 2022 01:59PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> National Merit Scholatr?


Tell us again about the time you scored three touchdowns Al.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Buck ()
Date: November 26, 2022 02:03PM

Lol!!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Pointer Outer of Things ()
Date: November 26, 2022 02:32PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> National Merit Scholatr?

What a loser, Dimwit. You're still leaning on that more than 60 years later? Only a loser brags about something that happened 60 years ago. In your case, Dimwit, it didn't even happen. You're lying about it just like you lie about everything else.

You expect people to clap for something you say you did 60 years ago? Even if you did get National Merit, which you didn't, a loser brags about it 60 years later.

Not everybody's as stupid as you, Dimwit. Nobody's going to believe that.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2022 02:44PM

Maybe you'd rather hear about the Wilson Fellowship or the White House Fellowship? By the way, no football. Hockey in HS and then D1 in the WCHA.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: mctwh ()
Date: November 26, 2022 03:00PM

Look at you!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2022 03:05PM

No big deal, really. You just do on Tuesday what comes next after Monday.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Wassail of Cheer ()
Date: November 26, 2022 03:15PM

You’re wonderful. Thanks for sharing.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2022 03:25PM

No, not that either.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: The Human Carport ()
Date: November 26, 2022 03:33PM

Definitely not that.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Mungo Jerry ()
Date: November 26, 2022 03:50PM

Tell us more about your received honoraries and commendations.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: VFYMJ ()
Date: November 26, 2022 04:03PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Maybe you'd rather hear about the Wilson
> Fellowship or the White House Fellowship? By the
>
>


A racist, drunken Gerund Boy openly brags about supposably getting something named after an avowed racist. It fits. We've seen Gerund Boy showing us what a racist & homophobia he is. We've seen what a dbl. std. fake Old Pottymouth is really.

Gerund Boy=lying, phoney hypocrite & fraud.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2022 04:28PM

Alphabe-boi has never been anything but a worthless fraud.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: November 26, 2022 05:28PM

And a Wilson Fellowshhip has long been one of the more prestigious post-grad goodies out there.

Also sat this afternoon for a new pair of glasses. The new Rx looked great at the doctor’s office. Looking forward to wearing the real deal in a couple of weeks.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: UHHKE ()
Date: November 26, 2022 05:41PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> And a Wilson Fellowshhip has long been one of the
> more prestigious post-grad goodies out there.
>
>
>
>
>


& it's named after an avowed racist. So anybody who brags about anything associated with Wilson has to be a racist too. Here we see a fake, drunken Gerund Boy announcing he's a bigot. Limousine liberals never were anything but frauds anyhow. Gerund Boy= phoney & racist homophobia bigot.

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