Re: White Police Cars in McLean, They Just Say POLICE On The Side
Posted by:
PhilLesh
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Date: May 21, 2005 02:52AM
They're "federal police". They don't exist, they're just security guards. They patrol all federal facilities around the area. You can even see them in Reston, like near weihle, up reston parkway, and ESPECIALLY in tysons (the "bin laden unit" of the CIA is in some non-descript buidling in tysons, I haven't figured out which one, but I suspect it's the small building next to the mcdonalds at 123 and courthouse.)
I love it when I approach a cluster-fuck of idiots sitting behind one of these cars on 123, one idiot invariably sitting a car-length back in the left lane. I'll work my way up, jump in front of the moron blocking the left lane, drop a gear and chirp tire and jet past the white cop car. Sometimes if I hit it right, i'll fishtail a tad, making it even more dramatic. I just know it blows all the mainstreamer's minds. They can't figure out why I don't get pulled over.
One time, I did this, and the jerk sped up and did the typical state police tactic of riding my tail. I slammed on my brakes, and the idiot 360'd 3 times before landing in the grassy median. I laughed my ass of the whole way home! I know he had to call for a tow truck, and was forced to figure out some explanation for why he stuck his car in the mud. It was classic!
One tried to race me on Old Chain Bridge, from the light just past safeway. My cobra blew his ass away. I didn't even think about racing a marked car, but figured it out pretty quickly, dropped gear and dusted his ass. Then the dumb ass tried to turn into the exxon on the corner of OCB and old dominion, and almost bit the curb. Again, CLASSIC!
They're just security guards. Sure, they might have the "jurisdiction" like real federal police (park police, secret service, etc), but they certainly don't use it.
I think they work for GSA, but I can't say that is a knowledgeable guess, just a best guess.
Has anyone seen the blazers and other dark SUV's with the slim-line blue and red lights on the roof? Usually both front and back. They're CIA security. They are usually gophering for coffee and munchies for their higher ups. They like to race hot cars too. They have it in their head that they are special because they're security guards at the CIA. But they don't know how to drive and pull all kinds of stupid shit on the road. I love to fuck with them, too. They're just grunts like the rest of us anyway.