How I broke up
Posted by:
Hoodie
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Date: August 06, 2014 03:08PM
While we were lying in bed together, I said, "Hey, I bet I can spit up in the air and catch it again." She yelled at me not to, but I was hocking up my saliva, getting ready.
She grabs the covers and pulls them over her head. That's when I rip my stinkiest fart. She scrambled out of bed and out of my life.