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How I broke up
Posted by: Hoodie ()
Date: August 06, 2014 03:08PM

While we were lying in bed together, I said, "Hey, I bet I can spit up in the air and catch it again." She yelled at me not to, but I was hocking up my saliva, getting ready.

She grabs the covers and pulls them over her head. That's when I rip my stinkiest fart. She scrambled out of bed and out of my life.

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Re: How I broke up
Posted by: Oh Well ()
Date: August 06, 2014 03:11PM

Ripped a silent one in the car, then asked her if it smells like something is burning. The timing was perfect, the look on her face when she realized it was perfect, I almost cried from laughter and the rest is history.

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Re: How I broke up
Posted by: Sucka Suck ()
Date: August 06, 2014 03:28PM

Go get your cookie

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Re: How I broke up
Posted by: choking back tears ()
Date: August 06, 2014 08:36PM

I was eating her out when she accidentally squeezed a hissing fart in my face. I got up, said nothing and walked out.

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Re: How I broke up
Posted by: Constituent ()
Date: August 07, 2014 07:30AM

Hey Gerry Connolly, I thought you were supposed to stop posting here at FFXU!

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Re: How I broke up
Posted by: like2eat@theY ()
Date: August 07, 2014 08:55AM

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