How I broke up
Posted by:
Hoodie
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Date: August 06, 2014 03:08PM
While we were lying in bed together, I said, "Hey, I bet I can spit up in the air and catch it again." She yelled at me not to, but I was hocking up my saliva, getting ready.
She grabs the covers and pulls them over her head. That's when I rip my stinkiest fart. She scrambled out of bed and out of my life.
She grabs the covers and pulls them over her head. That's when I rip my stinkiest fart. She scrambled out of bed and out of my life.
Re: How I broke up
Posted by:
Oh Well
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Date: August 06, 2014 03:11PM
Ripped a silent one in the car, then asked her if it smells like something is burning. The timing was perfect, the look on her face when she realized it was perfect, I almost cried from laughter and the rest is history.
Re: How I broke up
Posted by:
Sucka Suck
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Date: August 06, 2014 03:28PM
Go get your cookie
Re: How I broke up
Posted by:
choking back tears
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Date: August 06, 2014 08:36PM
I was eating her out when she accidentally squeezed a hissing fart in my face. I got up, said nothing and walked out.
Re: How I broke up
Posted by:
Constituent
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Date: August 07, 2014 07:30AM
Hey Gerry Connolly, I thought you were supposed to stop posting here at FFXU!
