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Big-breasted barista at Vienna Starbucks.
Posted by: Bhikuji ()
Date: April 13, 2013 01:29AM

Anyone know the name of the big-breasted barista at the Vienna Starbucks? It's a shame her green apron covers the magnificient mammies, but I would love to ask her out after her shift. Do you know who I am talking about?

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Re: Big-breasted barista at Vienna Starbucks.
Posted by: VA Phins Fan ()
Date: April 13, 2013 02:59AM

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Re: Big-breasted barista at Vienna Starbucks.
Posted by: titman ()
Date: April 13, 2013 04:45AM

Thanks for the heads-up.

I'll check her out and if she's as you describe, I'll snake her.

I don't think you have chance with her if she hasn't given you the signal and you have to get your advice from FFU.

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Re: Big-breasted barista at Vienna Starbucks.
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: April 13, 2013 07:32AM

titman Wrote:
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> Thanks for the heads-up.
>
> I'll check her out and if she's as you describe,
> I'll snake her.
>
> I don't think you have chance with her if she
> hasn't given you the signal and you have to get
> your advice from FFU.
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Re: Big-breasted barista at Vienna Starbucks.
Posted by: * void ()
Date: April 13, 2013 11:43AM

Whoever she is, she's out of your league.

But anyway, didja ever think to, umm, maybe ask her? I dunno, but asking a bunch of basement dwelling loser internet tough guys, instead of asking the lady herself, doesn't seem like a high-value proposition.

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Re: Big-breasted barista at Vienna Starbucks.
Posted by: WERTy ()
Date: April 13, 2013 06:17PM

Guess you got shot down hard and turned faggot.

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Re: Big-breasted barista at Vienna Starbucks.
Posted by: blackhole ()
Date: April 14, 2013 12:10AM

Drinking too much coffee 'could shrink women's breasts'
Drinking just three cups of coffee a day could shrink women's breasts, according to a new study.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/3242252/Drinking-too-much-coffee-could-shrink-womens-breasts.html

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Re: Big-breasted barista at Vienna Starbucks.
Posted by: freaky ()
Date: April 14, 2013 01:22AM

Perhaps that's why she's working at Starbucks. Those big tits are probably giving her a lot of back pain.

Either she can't afford breast reduction surgery, or prefers non-invasive procedures.

I think a good breast massage would help as well.

I think I'm having a java urge I need to satisfy.

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Re: Big-breasted barista at Vienna Starbucks.
Posted by: ffx old timer ()
Date: April 14, 2013 07:44AM

Which Vienna Starbucks?

I want to get some of that!

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Re: Big-breasted barista at Vienna Starbucks.
Posted by: titman ()
Date: April 14, 2013 08:48AM

I introduced myself and I think she likes me.
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Re: Big-breasted barista at Vienna Starbucks.
Posted by: Call me big papa ()
Date: April 14, 2013 06:07PM

Yo, that chick is one of my good friends...

Her name is lori and she's kinda messin around with this one fool, but technically single.

She likes puppies and when people don't stare at her tits. She's kind so if you strike up a convo with her, she'll chat back.

Good luck to y'all and god speed.

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Re: Big-breasted barista at Vienna Starbucks.
Posted by: Dick Cheney ()
Date: April 14, 2013 09:57PM

Are her tattas perky or droopy?

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Re: Big-breasted barista at Vienna Starbucks.
Posted by: titman ()
Date: April 14, 2013 10:23PM

Dick Cheney Wrote:
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> Are her tattas perky or droopy?


Depends on her age.

They all get droopy with age.

There's nothing worse than droopy tits on a woman. When they get droopy, it's time to go find some perky ones.

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Re: Big-breasted barista at Vienna Starbucks.
Posted by: nothard ()
Date: April 14, 2013 11:49PM

Not hard, go in there and say that you are taking pictures of local business for a blog. You wouldn't be lying either lol. And take a picture of that bitches tits. There is no way we can make a determination as to the substance of your inclinations any other way. Now, if in fact she does have a nice set of titties and this is concluded as fact by the FFXU Community, then and only then can we whole heartily provide the necessary advice that is sure to eventually get you that piece of ass.

You have your marching orders, now go.

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Re: Big-breasted barista at Vienna Starbucks.
Posted by: MLK republican ()
Date: April 15, 2013 09:33PM

She's probably just as shy as you. Make eye contact with her and talk to her casually with a pleasant smile.

You should avoid checking out her figure and give her a check-up from the neck-up

Be yourself, she will like you or not even consider you.

It's not your decision and there isn't anything you can do to make her like you.

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Re: Big-breasted barista at Vienna Starbucks.
Posted by: John Birch Society Democrat ()
Date: April 15, 2013 09:41PM

Tell her you are wealthy, and that'll be that.

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