Anyone know the name of the big-breasted barista at the Vienna Starbucks? It's a shame her green apron covers the magnificient mammies, but I would love to ask her out after her shift. Do you know who I am talking about?

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Thanks for the heads-up.

I'll check her out and if she's as you describe, I'll snake her.

I don't think you have chance with her if she hasn't given you the signal and you have to get your advice from FFU.

titman Wrote:
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> Thanks for the heads-up.
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> I'll check her out and if she's as you describe,
> I'll snake her.
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> I don't think you have chance with her if she
> hasn't given you the signal and you have to get
> your advice from FFU.
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Whoever she is, she's out of your league.

But anyway, didja ever think to, umm, maybe ask her? I dunno, but asking a bunch of basement dwelling loser internet tough guys, instead of asking the lady herself, doesn't seem like a high-value proposition.

Guess you got shot down hard and turned faggot.

Drinking too much coffee 'could shrink women's breasts'
Drinking just three cups of coffee a day could shrink women's breasts, according to a new study.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/3242252/Drinking-too-much-coffee-could-shrink-womens-breasts.html

Perhaps that's why she's working at Starbucks. Those big tits are probably giving her a lot of back pain.

Either she can't afford breast reduction surgery, or prefers non-invasive procedures.

I think a good breast massage would help as well.

I think I'm having a java urge I need to satisfy.

Which Vienna Starbucks?

I want to get some of that!

I introduced myself and I think she likes me.
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Yo, that chick is one of my good friends...

Her name is lori and she's kinda messin around with this one fool, but technically single.

She likes puppies and when people don't stare at her tits. She's kind so if you strike up a convo with her, she'll chat back.

Good luck to y'all and god speed.

Are her tattas perky or droopy?

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> Are her tattas perky or droopy?


Depends on her age.

They all get droopy with age.

There's nothing worse than droopy tits on a woman. When they get droopy, it's time to go find some perky ones.

Not hard, go in there and say that you are taking pictures of local business for a blog. You wouldn't be lying either lol. And take a picture of that bitches tits. There is no way we can make a determination as to the substance of your inclinations any other way. Now, if in fact she does have a nice set of titties and this is concluded as fact by the FFXU Community, then and only then can we whole heartily provide the necessary advice that is sure to eventually get you that piece of ass.

You have your marching orders, now go.

She's probably just as shy as you. Make eye contact with her and talk to her casually with a pleasant smile.

You should avoid checking out her figure and give her a check-up from the neck-up

Be yourself, she will like you or not even consider you.

It's not your decision and there isn't anything you can do to make her like you.

Tell her you are wealthy, and that'll be that.