MichellehatesScott:

I don't know what's up with that.

Yeah, I got a bit paranoid.

But, someone posted while posing as a neighbor last week... it makes you look sideways at everything for a while.

a bit paranoid? hell what a self diagnosis

you are looking sideways at everything ....

paranoid does not even begin to come close to what you are ....

Michelle:

I'm trying to decide what to do.

Caleb has probably dealt with the fallout of this many times before. So have Don & Jane, I'm guessing.

I'd like to call Caleb and find the least painful way of handling this, but he doesn't want me to call, and there's good reason I can't stop.

Do I just let the lawyers and PIs handle it?

Is your situation as icky as I'm thinking?

And how do you and Horton tie together?

Either way, nothing happens before Noon.

I told an old friend I'd give him another chance to decide for himself.

I am sorry but you are the one on the deadline

And someone, PLEASE tell me that Michael Cary Ricker ties into this in a conflict-of-interest sort of way, too!

Noon huh? Like a show down at the OK Corral?

No, as in at Noon I decide which questions I'm paying a PI to answer.

Scott, please get someone to take of the kids and get some sleep. It's hard to think clearly when you've been up all night.

No it is hard to think clearly when what you have been smoking has eaten holes into your brain

but I agree, those children need to be no where near good old Scotty boy!!

Hey, here's an idea, maybe Scotty is the pedophile????

that would explain why he knows a pervert/pedophile on sight .... it's all becoming perfectly clear now ....

he was abused as a young child and has repressed those memories until the dancing man incident combined with his brain finally resembling swiss cheese from smoking all that crap created a PTSD finally pushing good old Scotty right over the edge

there mystery solved .... we can resume our regularly scheduled lives ....

Hilarious as you are, this is not helping things...

hahahahahahaha

@everyone - dont worry about O.P.'s wife - believe me when I tell ya she is getting all the love and "support" she needs during this difficult time with her family, ok?

p.s. not really interested in yr "cat in the bag" you have, O.P.............
..............the sweet kitten your wife keeps under her skirt, however, is VERY interesting INDEED! ;)

of that I am sure

@Michelle - that theory certainly would explain why the wife needs my "support" :)

got a little too close didn't I????

@Gordon Blvd - that shut him up for a bit didnt it????

it appears that 2concerned has re-registered.

hhhhmmmmm you dont say ....

"it appears that 2concerned has re-registered."

No, that one simple act of dishonesty would've won me "full posting privileges", though.

Ironic, huh?

Gordon...
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So Scotty back from your smoke break???? Any news???? What's good in the 'hood????

Did you see that dark colored 4 door cruise slowly down your street just a minute ago???? I did ....

Michelle can't find the logical fault in the picture below:
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told you .... circle is getting smaller but obviously you are not listening .... getting sloppy in your exhaustion

Gordon, JenK, and the rest...

You really need to leave this guy alone. I know it's fun to ogle the crazy person and respond to his ridiculous posts, but he is seriously bent. He has become fixated on you users, and nothing good can come from this.

It's no longer "weird" crazy. It's officially "disturbing" crazy.

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that's what we are hoping ....

If this is for real, she's with a law firm.

Her area of practice is "Civil Litigation".

But that photo does not look like the woman I'm thinking of.

Not unless the years have been hard.

MichellehatesScott Wrote:
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> that's what we are hoping ....

Well, that's fucked up. When, not if, but when he snaps, he's not going to take it out on someone deserving. It's going to be an innocent person.

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Good job Sherlock!!!! Maybe she had a tough paper round as a kid ....

Scotty,

Per your request, I am confirming that Michael Cary Ricker ties into this in a conflict-of-interest sort of way, too.

He is also tag-teaming your wife, along with the dancing black man and Terrance.

Stay strong, my friend! Stay awake! Sleep does not help.

Travelling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,

"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover." (Yeahhh!)

Dying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and nothin' much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,

"Oh, you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (ooohh)
You better run, you better take cover."

We are..

Livin' in a land down under,
Where women glow and men plunder, (yeahhhhhhhhhh)
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (thunderrrrr!)
You better run, you better take cover.

Livin' in a land down under,
Where women glow and men plunder,
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (oooo yeahhhh!)
Then I run, and then I take cover. (yea)

We are...

Livin' in a land down under, (underrrr)
Where women glow and men plunder,
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (oooo da da laa yeahhh!)
Then I run, then I take cover.

2concerned Wrote:
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> Michelle:
>
> I'm trying to decide what to do.
>
> Caleb has probably dealt with the fallout of this
> many times before. So have Don & Jane, I'm
> guessing.
>
> I'd like to call Caleb and find the least painful
> way of handling this, but he doesn't want me to
> call, and there's good reason I can't stop.
>
> Do I just let the lawyers and PIs handle it?
>
> Is your situation as icky as I'm thinking?
>
> And how do you and Horton tie together?
>
> Either way, nothing happens before Noon.
>
> I told an old friend I'd give him another chance
> to decide for himself.


HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OMG, please do waste all your money on PI's and lawyers, my friend's mom is a PI....wonder what she'd dig up on you??? And I wouldn't have to waste my money....

Icky? I had Red Hot and Blue for dinner yesterday, watched some tv, laughed at you and went to bed.....there's no icky here, just HAHA.

We don't. Horton heard a Who, that's the closet I've ever come to a Horton, reading Dr Seuss.....and Don and who??? You're putting more randon strangers names on here again....didn't you get in trouble for that??

Noon, gotta love your self-imposed dead lines.....LOL

SO, your wife was cool w/4am calls to the house? Or is that why you disappeared? She reel you in for a few???

@MrMephisto-Really? No, no sympathy. I will just continue to hope and pray that when he snaps he'll just shoot himself....or FCPD will...someone like this doesn't need me to get all worried, if it ain't me it'll be someone else. And you seem to forget, he's been outing people as being 'Gordon', that's my best friend, you threaten my friends, you get whatever shit I am able to give you, and if it's on a stupid forum, whatever...if this douche goes and hurts someone, it woulda happene with or without me. Yeah, that makes me a bitch I'm sure, but least I'm honest about it.

Gordon is amazing on a keyboard as compared to being in person.

"SO, your wife was cool w/4am calls to the house?"

Not particularly, but last night's call was totally worth it, Michelle.

Jesus, what is with the Michelle shit? Can we just go back to me being Gordon or PFC somebody.....this is really getting old, JENNIFER...I've spelled it out repeatedly.

I don't feel all stressed about giving my real first name and middle initial, if you google jennifer k, I never come up, heck there's only one or two w/the same initials when you add in last name, so in reality, I am in fact a Jennifer...so, at least go pick on random jennifer's, otherwise you'll never get close.

And I'm glad it was worth it, I think Ito said the same thing last night ;) hope you didn't get your keyboard all sticky!

I'll let Gordon know how "amazing" you think he is, according to him, your wife already did ;) LOLZ

Hi Scotty - whats shaking???? Too quite around here .... he must be plotting something or out hunting pervs ....

@2- What happened that you were "drug away" by the police? Was that why you have not been on here this past week?

I will just continue to hope and pray that when he snaps he'll just shoot himself....or FCPD will...someone like this doesn't need me to get all worried, if it ain't me it'll be someone else. And you seem to forget, he's been outing people as being 'Gordon', that's my best friend, you threaten my friends, you get whatever shit I am able to give you, and if it's on a stupid forum, whatever...if this douche goes and hurts someone, it woulda happene with or without me. Yeah, that makes me a bitch I'm sure, but least I'm honest about it.



To make sure I understand this...you are purposely taunting a person, who, to say the least, has some considerable issues, and instead of just taking the high road and just not responding to 2Concerned, you actually (repeatedly) suggest--and pray--that he kill himself?

You and "best friend," Gordon, could simply choose to ignore these postings, but now you two are just having redneck fun with this sad situation.

Go ahead, respond with some folksy, mispelled response, but I've already hit that "X" icon on the upper right hand side of my screen.

I think something that needs to be pointed out is that it doesn't matter how all you try to reason with Scott, offer alternative or just plain try to help he can not process what you are saying with a normal mind.. He is reading and processing this with a mentally ill mind and it doesn't matter what you all say he won't stop because he can not process what is going on here in a normal way.

" think something that needs to be pointed out is that it doesn't matter how all you try to reason with Scott, offer alternative or just plain try to help he can not process what you are saying with a normal mind."

They were right, to some extent, up until that point.

No, everyone has told me that I'm "not normal". Point given. Move on.

Mental illness? No, not by any definition most of you would understand.

I'm fine, and everyone is overlooking the fact that Gordon found me. I didn't pick a random paranoid schizophrenic to tease for fun.

BTW, things with "Concerned Citizen" are developing. He's fine with what he did, and doesn't mind that he's used Magellan Healthcare's credibility and resources to try to break up my family.

He's likely to need work by the end of the week, if you have a need for an IT guy without morals.

So what is this all about anyway? The article said that there were threats on a web forum towards a school principal. I assume that this was the web forum but what was said exactly? Please enlighten me as I am new here.

Well lets see .... scott is off his rocker from some abuse that happened when he was young and the effects of having smoked way too much illegal substance and an event at his childrens school where an innocent man was enjoying some music and happened to be a parent at well caused some kind of post traumatic stress disorder which totally set scott off and made him imagine that there were people after him headed by gordon blvd/jennk/caleb/you name it whoever it is today, which caused him to threaten the principal of school and make the school go on lockdown, and had him imagining that there were people driving by casing him and his family out and his poor stupid wife doesnt even have the balls to have him ep'ed .... and this has been happening since May 21st .... that help???

ilulz Wrote:
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> So what is this all about anyway? The article
> said that there were threats on a web forum
> towards a school principal. I assume that this
> was the web forum but what was said exactly?
> Please enlighten me as I am new here.


Eli..you are not "new"

At this point, it's about someone I can't name because of a "no-outing" policy on this site.

Someone I've met. Someone who's an extreme paranoid schizophrenic, and who has taken an extreme and unhealthy interest in me and my family.

That person is Gordon (Michelle), and I believe she caused a "bad raid" at my house over a threat that never existed.

MichellehatesScott Wrote:
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> .... that help???

No. Who is Scott or gordon blvd/jennk/caleb and what is "ep'ed"?

2concerned Wrote:
> BTW, things with "Concerned Citizen" are
> developing. He's fine with what he did, and
> doesn't mind that he's used Magellan Healthcare's
> credibility and resources to try to break up my
> family.
>
> He's likely to need work by the end of the week,
> if you have a need for an IT guy without morals.

I think you are confused Scotty .... you are the IT guy who is out of work and will never get a job again since you started this rambling BS ... no employer will ever hire you once they get aload of these demented ramblings .... stop projecting your issues on other people and get some help before it is too late ....

Michelle/Gordon/JenK is trying a new pattern, but there's really nothing new at all:

"e .... s"

She's putting spaces on either side of the four dots now.

New personality, same macro key.

She applies the rules to each "character" with real precision.

I mean, it's "rain man" kind of stuff that she slips so little.

EP is an emergency petition that a direct family member can request for someone when they are off their rocker and need mental health treatment

Did Scottie lose his job at Hewlett Packard?

Blessed are the murderous.

hahahahahahahahahahaha

@ilulz - I dunno if I have all the particulars of it down, and I dunno if it was on here or not - but apparently the principal of Sandburg received an email pic or was shown something concerning O.P. and Sandburg that had a pic of a rabbit holding a gun and some threatening writing of some sort, something like that.
@Mr.M - if his fam says he's safe, and THEY continue to allow him things such as internet access (something which could easily be controlled) then THEY are the ones responsible for his actions, not anyone on this board. Dont get that twisted, my friend.
@Michelle - he feeds off the attention like any typical helicopter parent so dont be fooled - but have fun with it all the same :)

2concerned, what exactly did Magellan Healthcare do?

...that's just what I don't understand at the moment...and why would Concerned Citizen get involved with all of this....if he/she is a friend of yours?

an opinion Wrote:
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> I think the northman should be ashamed to be
> involved in some childish shit like "outing"
> lizzie.


"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some (wo)men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way (s)he wants it... well, (s)he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men."

@Ito - Magellan Healthcare changed the keyboards so you have to recode all the ........s now -

Also, you need to be in the know about the what happened in the Kierkegaard Library a while back to get the full picture of it all.............long story LoLz



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/18/2012 03:55PM by Gordon Blvd.

scotty .... you .... are .... a .... moron .... that .... is .... all ....

Oh does this have something to do with S...t...Ol..f?

I thought we were beyond the whole C>>..?E...&...Connection. Or does this.... have some sort of related information to do with ---->>

Horton?

Don't forget, Scotty's birthday is coming up at the end of the month.

I think we should all pitch in and hire a happy black man to come dance for him?

Puddin Taint Wrote:
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> I think we should all pitch in and hire a happy
> black man to come dance for him?

I'm sure he already has plenty of those dancing in his head at the moment. I imagine that it looks like a Daffy Duck cartoon where they appear by his head like little animated film strips.

---...---

- .... .. ... / ... -.-. --- - - / --. ..- -.-- / .. ... / -. ..- - ... / .- -. -.. / -. . . -.. ... / - --- / --. --- / - --- / - .... . / .-.. --- --- -. -.-- / -... .. -. .-.-.- / ... --- -- . --- -. . / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / - . .-.. .-.. / .... .. ... / .-- .. ..-. . / - --- / -.-. .- .-.. .-.. / ..-. --- .-. / .... . .-.. .--. .-.-.-

@ Ito: That really is an awesome macro that Skript Kiddie (formerly known as Script Kiddie) wrote for us. the secret punctuation language has expanded beyond just the secret dots... now we have slashes and dashes. It is learning as it goes.

...|../ ..

Ito Wrote:
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> ---...---
>
> - .... .. ... / ... -.-. --- - - / --. ..- -.--
> / .. ... / -. ..- - ... / .- -. -.. / -. . .
> -.. ... / - --- / --. --- / - --- / - .... . /
> .-.. --- --- -. -.-- / -... .. -. .-.-.- / ...
> --- -- . --- -. . / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / - .
> .-.. .-.. / .... .. ... / .-- .. ..-. . / - ---
> / -.-. .- .-.. .-.. / ..-. --- .-. / .... .
> .-.. .--. .-.-.-

Translation:
"THIS SCOTT GUY IS NUTS AND NEEDS TO GO TO THE LOONY BIN. SOMEONE PLEASE TELL HIS WIFE TO CALL FOR HELP."

Damn. I knew I should have used encryption!

JenK Wrote:
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> @MrMephisto-Really? No, no sympathy. I will just
> continue to hope and pray that when he snaps he'll
> just shoot himself....or FCPD will...someone like
> this doesn't need me to get all worried, if it
> ain't me it'll be someone else.

Don't you watch the news? These lunatics never just shoot themselves. It's always a room full of strangers, a school, or their family first.

> And you seem to
> forget, he's been outing people as being 'Gordon',
> that's my best friend, you threaten my friends,
> you get whatever shit I am able to give you, and
> if it's on a stupid forum, whatever...if this
> douche goes and hurts someone, it woulda happene
> with or without me. Yeah, that makes me a bitch
> I'm sure, but least I'm honest about it.

Your loyalty is admirable and your honesty is refreshing. However, in this particular instance, if he "goes and hurts someone," it will be "with you." He already caused enough of a ruckus to put a school on a security alert, has said his reputation and life or whatever is ruined because of this whole thing, and has said repeatedly he "can't stop."

He, as a crazy person, is unable to control his actions at this point. You, as a not-crazy person, can at least stop enabling him.

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> @Mr.M - if his fam says he's safe, and THEY
> continue to allow him things such as internet
> access (something which could easily be
> controlled) then THEY are the ones responsible for
> his actions, not anyone on this board. Dont get
> that twisted, my friend.

If you lived with this guy and you were his wife or child, would you tell him he can't get on the internet? I sure as hell wouldn't. If he acts like this on the internet, while his kids are sitting in the room with him no less, I can only imagine what he'd be like to deal with in real life. Hell, he already said he's going to a therapist with his wife even though he doesn't want therapy.

I just don't see what you two, as anonymous internet users, have to gain by tormenting an obviously-disturbed man who's now blaming the sorry state of his life on you. It's all fun and games until the crazy person thinks he's found out who you are and stabs some random person thinking they're "Gordon Blvd."

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A nearly perfect summation.

I've been trying to say that myself, and tripping over my own tongue.

Thanks, Gordon.



Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> @ilulz - I dunno if I have all the particulars of
> it down, and I dunno if it was on here or not -
> but apparently the principal of Sandburg received
> an email pic or was shown something concerning
> O.P. and Sandburg that had a pic of a rabbit
> holding a gun and some threatening writing of some
> sort, something like that.
> @Mr.M - if his fam says he's safe, and THEY
> continue to allow him things such as internet
> access (something which could easily be
> controlled) then THEY are the ones responsible for
> his actions, not anyone on this board. Dont get
> that twisted, my friend.
> @Michelle - he feeds off the attention like any
> typical helicopter parent so dont be fooled - but
> have fun with it all the same :)

"obviously-disturbed"

No.

I'm not blaming everyone, and my "mis-blames" are perfectly explainable.

I mean, I didn't pick this family at random from the phone book, I assure you.

And I didn't pick them because I'm a racist, either, dammit.

@Mr M - I cant change my life just cause some nutcase may take something I say the wrong way - that's not fair at all. And nobody's tomenting this obviously disturbed man - in fact he doesnt seem too tormented at all. If I lived with this guy, he's be getting the help he needs - and you damn straight he wouldnt be on the internet- and it's THAT sorta enabling of his behaviour that his family is doing which makes it even that much more unfair that it should be up to me to be able to "speak" on the interweb here...............

If some random person gets stabbed, it's because his family allows him access to the web even though they are aware of the danger - not on me at all. It's not too hard to disconnect the cable line or heck just not have it come to the house if it's that serious an issue......................

And I'm telling you, I've met the person who called me at 4:00AM last night.

I've described her, and she fits the bill perfectly.

And the coincidence goes FAR beyond just weird when you consider that her family knows the "Petitioning Officer" who tried to have me put away last week.

Hey 2concerned, I have a 2 serious questions.

1) What is your "endgame" here?

2) Under the best set of circumstances, what outcome might you hope to achieve from this point forward by posting on FFXU?

I have the same questions as TheNorthman. But this thing's taken on a life of its own. It's a varient of Marshall McLuhan's "The medium is the message." The driving force is now this thread, not some objective that 2concerned might have had a few days or weeks ago.

Here's another McLuhan quote that seems applicable to some here: "I wouldn't have seen it if I hadn't believed it."

And another that seems relevant here: "The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers."

And finally: "Schizophrenia may be a necessary consequence of literacy."

2concerned Wrote:
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> And I'm telling you, I've met the person who
> called me at 4:00AM last night.
>
> I've described her, and she fits the bill
> perfectly.
>
> And the coincidence goes FAR beyond just weird
> when you consider that her family knows the
> "Petitioning Officer" who tried to have me put
> away last week.

That's golden....then here's a question, why haven't I heard from you?

MrM-yes, alot of what I said is just plain mean, but this guy was calling people pedophiles and giving addresses, etc...and like you said, they'd go after a room full of innocent people when they snap, we'd be safer if people like this weren't alive just based on that. Also, he has repeatedly said he's having fun w/this too. He's nuts yes, but he's focusing it on anonymous online crap, for the most part, he couldn't really have had FCPD there as much as he claimed and not been taken in, that's ridiculous... SO, why not play the game? I'm bored, it's amusing.

I've lost track of some things here. How did "Magellan Healthcare" enter the picture? Also, 2concerned, who tried to haul you away last week? Or did that really happen - maybe you were speaking figuratively, rather than literally?

and see where is scottie now???? wifey must have come home .... he is really good at pulling the wool over her eyes .... she must be a total idiot ....

Get lives

All of you

Hopefully he has gotten some sleep. He was up all last night and at least most of today. I'm sure Dracula will get out of his coffin soon now that the sun is about to go down.

an outsider Wrote:
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> Get lives
>
> All of you

the pot calling the kettle black .... LOL .... what are you doing here then????

If you have such a swell life, what are you doing on this board, much less this thread?

"SO, why not play the game? I'm bored, it's amusing."


That really captures you in one sentence, Jenk. Why don't you go tease the kid with Downs syndrome who lives down the street; that would qualify under your self-centered rules. You and GordonBlvd could have just let this go, not continued to respond to this guy, and shown some dignity and class, but that would be expecting too much

And GordonBlvd, if you think that this 2con's family is "enabling" his behavior, you demonstrate, once again, your incredible lack of knowledge of mental illness and its dynamic within a family, but don't let that stop you from gleefully posting and egging this mess on.

Northman:

1) What is your "endgame" here?

Figure out what to do with Michelle. I don't really want to cause a lot of embarrassment to the family, but I don't know what's what. My guess is that Daddy was disbarred because of late onset schizophrenia.

I want to call Caleb, but I promised I wouldn't. I don't know if Jane is in on it, since a lot of the information Gordon drops probably came through her.

2) Under the best set of circumstances, what outcome might you hope to achieve from this point forward by posting on FFXU?

To get Michelle's friends to reel her in again, and give me a call, I guess.

To find out WTF the connection is with Horton, and my "friend".

Probably more... let me think on it.

Oh, to clear my name, too.

Since when is there any dignity and class on this board? Log in, WTF are you talking about?

If we stopped responding to mental patients, this board would cease to exist!

SmarterThanYou has a whole thread going on where he thinks he's Obama's spokesperson.

BLEH posts daily about snakes raining from the sky in Fairfax.

Motorcyclists try to convince people that riding a bike around Fairfax County is a sensible thing to do.

In a lot of ways, 2concerned's threads are the most sane topics on here.

Also, I'm back to wondering what Yarborough's deal is.

Hold on... I've missed something here.

Who is Jane?

I think I understand about Michelle. She seems to be the one behind most of this, but I don't recall you mentioning Jane before.

"In a lot of ways, 2concerned's threads are the most sane topics on here."

My God!!! (not really)

If anyone reads it, I think it is.

If my words confuse, I've offered to buy a beer.

What more can I do?

Okay, I'm probably going to get a two day ban for breaking the rules, but:

Gordon is Michelle Bell Eboch.

She's the Daughter of Jane and Don Eboch, of Fairfax.

If I am correct, she is Caleb and Anne's Mother.

Yes, the math is VERY icky.

OK. Thank you. I just wanted to try to keep things straight. I wish this board had a sticky post so we could put up a Playbill or something. The cast of characters is difficult to keep track of sometimes.

Thanks for clarifying.

Ito: I'll answer any intelligent questions as best I can.

It really does seem unreal.

I have first hand knowledge that leads me to believe that this person spent time involuntarily committed last week.

And I wasn't making up the thing about having a friend who went off his meds.

I've never been anonymous.

If I'm right, Gordon is a lawyer, BTW...

http://www.vadctriallaw.com/michelle_bell
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She doesn't look like that, though.

She's put on weight. She's comfortable being very "under dressed". She's convinced that the CIA is out to get her.

And she almost had me identified.

But, if she'd been following, she'd know: I'm actually Agent #42.

It was right under your nose, Gordon.

So let me see if I understand

Jane and Don Eboch, of Fairfax, in the Commonwealth of Virginia,

Begat

Michelle Bell Eboch, Esquire, practicing law under the persona of Michele P. Bell (who hath assumed the persona of Gordon the Boulevard)

who begat

Caleb Eboch, the young Lutheran Libertarian

and

Anne Eboch (the unknown ringleader, perhaps?)

Mr Mephisto:

"as said his reputation and life or whatever is ruined because of this whole thing"

I don't think I ever quite said that. I might've said I didn't want to spend all my money on lawyers, and it wasn't fair that I was going to have to.

Anyway, seriously... here at my house, or Bungalow's. Let me buy you a drink, and you tell me if I'm crazy.

So now, anyone who actually IS a friend of Caleb's:

Please help me sort this.

It might be possible that Anne is JenK, but I'm hoping not.

Puddin Taint:

To the best of my knowledge, and my ability to research so far, that seem to be the case.

There might be more... I mean, if I'm right, then Gordon was a victim too.