Re: The Mike O'Meara Show
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Date: November 30, 2017 08:04PM
> Brown Control to Major Tom
> Brown Control to Major Tom
> Take your laxative and put the toilet seat down
> Brown Control to Major Tom
> Commencing countdown, Vent fan on
> Check for shit stains and may God's love be with
> you
> Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three,
> Two, One, Lift-off
> This is Brown Control to Major Tom
> You've really made the grade
> And the plumbers want to know what dish you ate
> Now it's time to leave the stall if you dare
> This is Major Tom to Brown Control
> I'm straining through the floor
> And my shit stinks in a most peculiar way
> And my colon feels very different today
> For here
> Am I sitting in a shit can
> Far behind the office
> My butthole is through
> And there's nothing I can do
> Though I ate that burrito hours ago
> I'm feeling very ill
> And I think this toilet is going to overflow
> Tell my wife I love her very much (she knows!)
> Brown Control to Major Tom
> The toilets clogged, there's something wrong
> Can you hear me, Major Tom?
> Can you hear me, Major Tom?
> Can you hear me, Major Tom?
> Can you hear....
> Here am I shitting in my tin can
> Far behind the office
> My butthole is through
> And there's nothing I can do