Went for a bike ride this morning - it as cold. 90 min in on gravel road had explosive shit storm crapped my shorts, my bike and the feces hit the rear wheel and sprayed my back and my riding partner. No way to clean up so the liquid shit just dried in place on the 50 min ride back to the car. My riding partner vomited a little bit because some shit went into his mouth.

IBS is a real curse.

Hi William Moreno! I don't think you understand how shitting on a bicycle wheel works. Skyscraper says hi!

Concerned About Cycle Jim Wrote:
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> Hi William Moreno! I don't think you understand
> how shitting on a bicycle wheel works. Skyscraper
> says hi!


I dont know who this moreno fella is but I can promise you that if you shit on the bike with the wind and the wheels it sprays everywhere. My bike partner looked like brown speckled ostrich egg when we stopped.

882...Semper O’Meara Obsessers

882...Semper Fat
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Down to clown! Get that man a broth subscription and some Harry's razors!

Oh, wait, he already uses Harry's razors. Nevermind.

My wife has IBS. She fell today in the kitchen and twisted her ankle and the surprise and pain caused her to shit all over the floor. She was there for a couple hours before I returned home and there was a smear trail of liquid shit to the bottom of the stairs. When I opened the door the stench almost knocked me over. I saw her trying to crawl up the stairs - she was covered in feces and her ankle was the size of an eggplant.

When I saw the dog was by the dishwasher licking her half dried shit off the cabinet doors I vomited in the ficus by the front door. I told her to stay calm and I went down stairs to get some beach towels and bleach. Took an hour to clean up. I couldnt get her up the stairs so hosed her off on the front stoop and off we went to the ER.

My wife has IBS Wrote:
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> My wife has IBS. She fell today in the kitchen
> and twisted her ankle and the surprise and pain
> caused her to shit all over the floor. She was
> there for a couple hours before I returned home
> and there was a smear trail of liquid shit to the
> bottom of the stairs. When I opened the door the
> stench almost knocked me over. I saw her trying
> to crawl up the stairs - she was covered in feces
> and her ankle was the size of an eggplant.
>
> When I saw the dog was by the dishwasher licking
> her half dried shit off the cabinet doors I
> vomited in the ficus by the front door. I told her
> to stay calm and I went down stairs to get some
> beach towels and bleach. Took an hour to clean
> up. I couldnt get her up the stairs so hosed her
> off on the front stoop and off we went to the ER.

Much more entertaining post than these other retards bitching and complaining about a podcast they hate but still listen to daily.

I'm glad to see William Moreno is finally posting in this kooky crazy thread and sharing his shit fetish stories!

Otto Twatcakes Wrote:
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> Much more entertaining post than these other
> retards bitching and complaining about a podcast
> they hate but still listen to daily.

Retarded pot, meet retarded kettle.

How sad and pathetic your life must be that you have nothing better to do than bitch and complain about the people bitching and complaining about a podcast.

Seeing some language here that a true Omerican never uses so let's clean it up a little gang!

For any newcomers, welcome! You'll want to go to TMOS show dot com slash bonus and treat yourself to a yearly bonus package so that you can keep up with the conversation here. The TMOS O'Meara show is a daily news and entertainment podcast (longest running on the radio) and a subsidiary of Mike O'Meara radio MOR network.

It features the stylists of one Oscar Santana (rich, lives in Georgetown, Hispanic, sexy yoga teaching wife), Robb spewak (rich in laughter, has 2 kids) and the big guy himself Mike o (hot wife 40 years younger, 2 houses, 1 Harley, 32 cars, spent more money on spilt liquor last year than your W-2 contains).

It's a lot of fun and we just can't get enough

My wife has IBS Wrote:
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> My wife has IBS. She fell today in the kitchen
> and twisted her ankle and the surprise and pain
> caused her to shit all over the floor. She was
> there for a couple hours before I returned home
> and there was a smear trail of liquid shit to the
> bottom of the stairs. When I opened the door the
> stench almost knocked me over. I saw her trying
> to crawl up the stairs - she was covered in feces
> and her ankle was the size of an eggplant.
>
> When I saw the dog was by the dishwasher licking
> her half dried shit off the cabinet doors I
> vomited in the ficus by the front door. I told her
> to stay calm and I went down stairs to get some
> beach towels and bleach. Took an hour to clean
> up. I couldnt get her up the stairs so hosed her
> off on the front stoop and off we went to the ER.

Got back from the ER very late - wife just has a bad sprain. When I opened the front door the dog was eating my vomit out of the goddamn ficus. I jolted back retching, knocked my wife off her crutches she fell and shit her pants, again.

IBS sucks.

what in the Sam Hill?!? Was this a bit on the podcast???

User3247 Wrote:
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> Otto Twatcakes Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Much more entertaining post than these other
> > retards bitching and complaining about a
> podcast
> > they hate but still listen to daily.
>
> Retarded pot, meet retarded kettle.
>
> How sad and pathetic your life must be that you
> have nothing better to do than bitch and complain
> about the people bitching and complaining about a
> podcast.

You say the same shit every time under one of your many trolls that you use (from the same IP address, lol) to try and make this thread look busier than it actually is. No. Pointing out how obviously pathetic you are is not pathetic. Its honest.

Come up with something better already.

what is this about Wrote:
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> what in the Sam Hill?!? Was this a bit on the
> podcast???


Someone from the food and your bowels thread messing with us. Lets talk about the Pork Chop story or even the Suitcase story!!!

I have a friend who Im worried about. He doesnt listen to MOM or anything but he has a job at Jiffy Lube. They have him changing oil in the bayz and cleaning the toilets and such. Recently he has been pressed to pay some urgent bills and has taken to what I believe may be prostitution. He talks about people coming to get 'bayz in bayz' and they even had him out on the street 'spinning signz' for 'bayz in bayz' 'I change your oil and you get bayz in bayz' This he claims allows him to pay his bills and drink Michelob instead of less expansive beers.

Im worried.

Get the thread on top again...

a reference for you older readers -- Mike crying about racists in country clubs is the new Native American crying about litter.

TMOS TROLLS Wrote:
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>
> You say the same shit every time under one of your
> many trolls that you use (from the same IP
> address, lol) to try and make this thread look
> busier than it actually is. No. Pointing out how
> obviously pathetic you are is not pathetic. Its
> honest.
>
> Come up with something better already.

Why don't you explain to the class how you know what someone's IP address is? I only know two ways.

Phillip L Wrote:
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> I have a friend who Im worried about. He doesnt
> listen to MOM or anything but he has a job at
> Jiffy Lube. They have him changing oil in the
> bayz and cleaning the toilets and such. Recently
> he has been pressed to pay some urgent bills and
> has taken to what I believe may be prostitution.
> He talks about people coming to get 'bayz in bayz'
> and they even had him out on the street 'spinning
> signz' for 'bayz in bayz' 'I change your oil and
> you get bayz in bayz' This he claims allows him to
> pay his bills and drink Michelob instead of less
> expansive beers.
>
> Im worried.

What the hell is/are 'bayz'

She says mike was smoking again in NOLA...lol
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Hot or Nottt Wrote:
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> She says mike was smoking again in NOLA...lol

Those men are not attractive at all. yuck

peekza Wrote:
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> 882...Semper Fat


Oscar..... come on dude. I love you man. Your are the biggest reason I even continue to listen to the podcast. When your hairline gets back toward your ears it's time to give in. Don't do a Rob, but you have to go to a much shorter cut. Congrats on the marriage. Cheers mate.

Hot or Nottt Wrote:
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> She says mike was smoking again in NOLA...lol


Is that Evel Knievel? I thought he was dead.

Hot or Nottt Wrote:
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> She says mike was smoking again in NOLA...lol

Didn't know Musicologist Robbb brought his daughter!

Extra points for understanding my name.

Fuck off already with the O’Meara posts. Nobody gives a fuck about that stupid podcast.

Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> TMOS TROLLS Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > You say the same shit every time under one of
> your
> > many trolls that you use (from the same IP
> > address, lol) to try and make this thread look
> > busier than it actually is. No. Pointing out
> how
> > obviously pathetic you are is not pathetic. Its
> > honest.
> >
> > Come up with something better already.
>
> Why don't you explain to the class how you know
> what someone's IP address is? I only know two
> ways.


Sure. Right after you explain to the class why you have daily conversations with yourself on this thread under numerous names.

I dont listen to MOM podcast but I had kind of a sad day today. My Uncle Foster (I used to call him 'Uncle Gungy") passed away this week and they had the funeral today. It was pretty sad for me as Uncle Foster was a favorite of mine and everyone in the family. Well they asked me to be a pallbearer - I was pretty nervous as I had never done it before.

Uncle Foster was a large man - we always said the only thing bigger than his waistline was his heart. Anyway between my nerves and the strain of lifting his coffin Im afraid I had an accident - I blew a grande-sized load of hot stew in my pants and it immediately ran down my leg all over my shoe and the floor.

Unfortunately this happened at the worst possible time as we were all straining to go down the front stairs at the church. One of the younger guys behind me slipped and fell knocking over one of the other pallbearers. The weight was too much for the rest of us - we dropped the casket and it opened depositing Uncle Gungy face first in the puddle of my liquid shit. That wasnt the end of it, the two alter boys helping Aunt Mitzy down the stars saw the whole thing and started puking. Aunt Mitzy slipped on the vomit and broke her hip on the stairs.

I wish I didnt have such problems.

Gungy's Nephew Wrote:
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> I dont listen to MOM podcast but I had kind of a
> sad day today. My Uncle Foster (I used to call
> him 'Uncle Gungy") passed away this week and they
> had the funeral today. It was pretty sad for me
> as Uncle Foster was a favorite of mine and
> everyone in the family. Well they asked me to be
> a pallbearer - I was pretty nervous as I had never
> done it before.
>
> Uncle Foster was a large man - we always said the
> only thing bigger than his waistline was his
> heart. Anyway between my nerves and the strain of
> lifting his coffin Im afraid I had an accident - I
> blew a grande-sized load of hot stew in my pants
> and it immediately ran down my leg all over my
> shoe and the floor.
>
> Unfortunately this happened at the worst possible
> time as we were all straining to go down the front
> stairs at the church. One of the younger guys
> behind me slipped and fell knocking over one of
> the other pallbearers. The weight was too much
> for the rest of us - we dropped the casket and it
> opened depositing Uncle Gungy face first in the
> puddle of my liquid shit. That wasnt the end of
> it, the two alter boys helping Aunt Mitzy down the
> stars saw the whole thing and started puking.
> Aunt Mitzy slipped on the vomit and broke her hip
> on the stairs.
>
> I wish I didnt have such problems.


Wow. 882 pages of utter shit in this thread and that is the best post so far.

I feel like Im missing something - are these reports of tummy troubles a bit from Rob or Mike? Is this about the pork chop story?

The shit talk is from a fat man, likely William Moreno, equally likely Mike or Robbb, with a shit fetish attempting to hijack the thread. Not show-related.

[Ignore the idiot and its idiotic posts. Eventually it'll go away. Or die.]

So, has anyone heard the bonus show? Was there any more said about Diego and the New Orleans adventure? Oscar was pretty bummed about giving him some money for the trip. I'm trying to figure if it's true that Diego arranged $30/night rooms in NOLA for Mike and Oscar (by Oscar claiming on the phone to be Diego's brother). Crazy that then they complain that the rooms weren't as spacious as Todd Moore's suite.

Somebody has some 'splaining to do.

E2 Tambien Wrote:
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> [Ignore the idiot and its idiotic posts.
> Eventually it'll go away. Or die.]
>
> So, has anyone heard the bonus show? Was there
> any more said about Diego and the New Orleans
> adventure? Oscar was pretty bummed about giving
> him some money for the trip. I'm trying to
> figure if it's true that Diego arranged $30/night
> rooms in NOLA for Mike and Oscar (by Oscar
> claiming on the phone to be Diego's brother).
> Crazy that then they complain that the rooms
> weren't as spacious as Todd Moore's suite.
>
> Somebody has some 'splaining to do.


Fuck off with your O’Meara posts. Go talk about that shit somewhere else. This thread is now for bowel related topics only.

This may sound like an odd question but do you ever have those bowel movements where the feces sticks to the bowl? Sometimes I have to quickly wipe the toilet while the water swirls. I do not favor this kind of movement...

Dying your hair pink....

Flying to New Orleans.....


And a guy letting you take a pic with him....

Fuck TMOS Wrote:

> Fuck off with your O’Meara posts. Go talk about
> that shit somewhere else. This thread is now for
> bowel related topics only.

Tomayto, tomahto. We are all in the business of dissecting defecation.

who is the pink-haired fan?

My bowels feel like Dak Prescott this morning. Sore and beat up. I should not have had the chili fries and cheese steak while watching the game yesterday. My cat wondered into the toilet to visit me this morning, took one whiff hissed at me and left.

Keep it up, I'll just start posting in your thread

I just dropped a 747. Too big to flush. Water everywhere now. Should have known not to use the upstairs bathroom. I hope I don’t end up with water damage.

Happy Monday Omericans! Remember to get that early Christmas shopping in on Amazon dot com slash TMOS for a special discount and drone delivery! Simply the highest tech way to support the show!

Viva la the TMOS Mike O'Meara show!!!

So in Robbb's mind a video of cows is good RADIO?

l Heart Peekza! Wrote:
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> Torn Pentacle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > TMOS TROLLS Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> >
> > >
> > > You say the same shit every time under one of
> > your
> > > many trolls that you use (from the same IP
> > > address, lol) to try and make this thread
> look
> > > busier than it actually is. No. Pointing out
> > how
> > > obviously pathetic you are is not pathetic.
> Its
> > > honest.
> > >
> > > Come up with something better already.
> >
> > Why don't you explain to the class how you know
> > what someone's IP address is? I only know two
> > ways.
>
>
> Sure. Right after you explain to the class why you
> have daily conversations with yourself on this
> thread under numerous names.

What is my IP address?

Today's show is remarkable in that Mike initiates a conversation on the male sex drive... With Robbb chiming in.. Ew...

Robb took his daughter and her date to a concert and waited for her at a Hotdog stand and later a bar, for a total of 6 hours...Mike and Oscar wanted to give him a Father of the Year award for sitting in a bar for hours and drinking many "sodas"

And Father of the Millenium Robbb hasn't had "the talk" with L'il Robert? If not him who and if not now with all that's in the news, when? It's called "a teachable moment" Robbb.

I second your "Ew..." and raise you a "blech".

Notice Mike included himself when talking about "men in power"? Hell, he can't even shop at Costco without getting intimidated.

Thanks Mike, for the mental image of you and women mutually masturbating. Radio-friendly, yep.

Torn Pentacle Wrote:
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> And Father of the Millenium Robbb hasn't had "the
> talk" with L'il Robert? If not him who and if not
> now with all that's in the news, when? It's
> called "a teachable moment" Robbb.
>
> I second your "Ew..." and raise you a "blech".


What exactly would Robbb talk about haha...

Mike is an expert on the subject of Men Behavinv Badly.

Didn't he and Don get in hot water awhile back for assaulting female fans in cars?

TMOS is the Bestest Ever! Wrote:
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> Thanks Mike, for the mental image of you and women
> mutually masturbating. Radio-friendly, yep.

It's a Sniff Mike's Meat Chicken Soup for the Cock Rock Block on a Mutual Masturbation Monday!

Can someone pleeeeeeeease squeeze out a "Fuck you Robbb" this Wednesday?

Sometimes when i feel randy I get my housemaid to lie in the tub and I spray liquid shit all over her face. I give her 25 bucks extra and a bag of hamster wood chips to clean up. (I think she steals my shampoo and razors)

Sometimes when I feel randy I post my shit fantasies in inappropriate places because that's really my fetish, shitting in inappropriate places. For my story search this site for Kyle Presnell, Duncan Rail, Skyscraper, WSHS Lax, WSHS, Uncle Pascal, Cuba Gooding, FTRA, and grainer. When my storyline was that I lived in Miami one of my stories was about shitting on the hood of a Ferrari. Posting the stories gives me a SHOWER BONER.

And I am NOT William Moreno!

Yes I am.

I am not sure who is posting these scat stories but I have one word for you - naughty-delicious.

Minute 44: Mike objects to "nigger" but it's okay to call a woman a bitch. Niiiiiiiice. Feed the 5000 my ass.

Hey MOM fans, kinda of a glum day outside - not a good day for me. I was in the middle of a sale today and things didnt go as planned. Things started off great with a couple looking at our top of the line SUV with all the options and we had 3 on the lot for them to choose from. I even got them financing and was working on getting them to buy into undercoat when disaster struck.

We were on the second test drive and the couple had been watching me work getting into the third row (not an easy task in a moving auto) when my gut twisted into knot it was like someone was stabbing me with a hot knife. I doubled over so hard my pants split wide open. Unfortunately I missed laundry day this week and was forced to go 'commando' this morning. At the same moment my pants split my overwhelmed rectum delivered a furious stream of hot lentil soup all over the couple and entire front of the cabin.

With my hands clenching my abdomen and my face still buried in the vented rear leather seats I managed to twist my head just in time to see the woman projectile vomit into her husbands eye glasses and face. I dont know how he did it but he managed to pull over to the side of I66 without wrecking. Needless to say I did not get the sale and when we returned my boss made me walk through our car wash and then brought me the car detailing cart. After 3 hours of trying to clean it up and 5 inspections the insurance adjuster declared the auto totaled. Now I need to find another job.

IBS sucks.

^ what is with these stories - not show related, at all.

Mike talks about his trip to COSTCO...

The people their are all about "me, me,me". And the have a high "Level of self absorption".

You can't make it up. He fit right in.

Even the Klubbers are goofing on his earlobe today! Picture included!

it does look like he was a vagina hanging off his ear

There's going to be lots of flying suitcases tonight.
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Post the comments...LOL

Ear thread!
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peekza Wrote:
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> it does look like he was a vagina hanging off his
> ear


Kinda like how you hang off Mike’s nuts.

no, more like how you hang off of mine

I liked hearing O5car calling FDB out on having a cunt ear. If you've ever seen Randy Couture on Poker After Dark, that's what a cauliflower ear looks like. Two different things for sure. Also Randy presents as smart and nice.

Wow, that's one swollen vagina ear!

Drinking 'sodas' I dont think so Wrote:
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> Hey MOM fans, kinda of a glum day outside - not a
> good day for me. I was in the middle of a sale
> today and things didnt go as planned. Things
> started off great with a couple looking at our top
> of the line SUV with all the options and we had 3
> on the lot for them to choose from. I even got
> them financing and was working on getting them to
> buy into undercoat when disaster struck.
>
> We were on the second test drive and the couple
> had been watching me work getting into the third
> row (not an easy task in a moving auto) when my
> gut twisted into knot it was like someone was
> stabbing me with a hot knife. I doubled over so
> hard my pants split wide open. Unfortunately I
> missed laundry day this week and was forced to go
> 'commando' this morning. At the same moment my
> pants split my overwhelmed rectum delivered a
> furious stream of hot lentil soup all over the
> couple and entire front of the cabin.
>
> With my hands clenching my abdomen and my face
> still buried in the vented rear leather seats I
> managed to twist my head just in time to see the
> woman projectile vomit into her husbands eye
> glasses and face. I dont know how he did it but
> he managed to pull over to the side of I66 without
> wrecking. Needless to say I did not get the sale
> and when we returned my boss made me walk through
> our car wash and then brought me the car detailing
> cart. After 3 hours of trying to clean it up and
> 5 inspections the insurance adjuster declared the
> auto totaled. Now I need to find another job.
>
> IBS sucks.

best post of the day.

So we've got klubbers who don't listen to the show, a "wrestler and coach" (cough, cough, pedophile, cough) and is Stephen Douglas the High Swallow?

Mike's Earcunt Wrote:
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> So we've got klubbers who don't listen to the
> show, a "wrestler and coach" (cough, cough,
> pedophile, cough) and is Stephen Douglas the High
> Swallow?


Stephen Douglas McIntire(sp?) aka SDM is the High Sparrow

HAVE SOME HOT SHIT FOR A COLD AS SHIT THREAD
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And there you have it. People cannot accept that someone may enjoy reading/posting on "The Mike O'Meara Show" and "Old Pictures of Fairfax County" threads and now they have to start with the stupid posts. It's the beginning of the end. Cary does not even respond and remove reported posts anymore. Sad.

Those pictures are disgusting and will probably be the end of this site - who can open their screen to something like that? Unless you live alone no way you risk opening a thread to a picture of feces-smeared junk. disgusting.

I like the creative scat stories, some are actually pretty funny but why on this thread? Isnt there a thread about bowels for that? Anyway, its sad we cannot just have a thread about Vagina ears and such. Alas no such luck.

They get bored and move on because they're 15 year olds with the work ethic of children...
I'll continue to post. Remember, Mike get's paid for each post here and his name is on it...
Hahahahaha....
The shit pics are perfect!

Jen Ettix Wrote:
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> They get bored and move on because they're 15 year
> olds with the work ethic of children...
> I'll continue to post. Remember, Mike get's paid
> for each post here and his name is on it...
> Hahahahaha....
> The shit pics are perfect!


shit pics maybe but 15 year olds cannot write that well - those stories are by an adult who writes.

Shit pics reported as abuse. We'll see.

Good Luck with that

Minute 42 Robbb is wrong: Talking about ectomorph vs. endomorph "Ecto- is a ghost, like ectoplasm." Right after a guy called up to give him shit (haha) for being wrong about everything. There's nothing wrong with Robbb that a good punch in his face wouldn't make me feel better about.

Bumbaclot Wrote:
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> Minute 42 Robbb is wrong: Talking about ectomorph
> vs. endomorph "Ecto- is a ghost, like ectoplasm."
> Right after a guy called up to give him shit
> (haha) for being wrong about everything. There's
> nothing wrong with Robbb that a good punch in his
> face wouldn't make me feel better about.

What a fucking maroon

Drinking 'sodas' I dont think so Wrote:
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> Hey MOM fans, kinda of a glum day outside - not a
> good day for me. I was in the middle of a sale
> today and things didnt go as planned. Things
> started off great with a couple looking at our top
> of the line SUV with all the options and we had 3
> on the lot for them to choose from. I even got
> them financing and was working on getting them to
> buy into undercoat when disaster struck.
>
> We were on the second test drive and the couple
> had been watching me work getting into the third
> row (not an easy task in a moving auto) when my
> gut twisted into knot it was like someone was
> stabbing me with a hot knife. I doubled over so
> hard my pants split wide open. Unfortunately I
> missed laundry day this week and was forced to go
> 'commando' this morning. At the same moment my
> pants split my overwhelmed rectum delivered a
> furious stream of hot lentil soup all over the
> couple and entire front of the cabin.
>
> With my hands clenching my abdomen and my face
> still buried in the vented rear leather seats I
> managed to twist my head just in time to see the
> woman projectile vomit into her husbands eye
> glasses and face. I dont know how he did it but
> he managed to pull over to the side of I66 without
> wrecking. Needless to say I did not get the sale
> and when we returned my boss made me walk through
> our car wash and then brought me the car detailing
> cart. After 3 hours of trying to clean it up and
> 5 inspections the insurance adjuster declared the
> auto totaled. Now I need to find another job.
>
> IBS sucks.

and it gets worse - the couple I was selling to are pressing charges against me and the dealership. They say my accident was 'an assault and a hate crime.' They say I 'used my bowels with evil intent.' Even though the dealer fired me they are assigning me a lawyer so I dont say or do anything that might compromise their case.

Im worried - I dont know how my bowels would fare in prison.

IBS is terrible.

Start the party bitches!
Posted by: WSH LAX party ()
Date: March 14, 2016 07:38AM

Oh man, oh man, OH MAN! Bros Spring Break was sick this weekend down in Miami Beach! Brandt and Slater came down to party and we tore shit up. It was like back in school, the trifecta. All of walking down Ocean Dr like we ran that shit. Thugs trying to start shit we showed out. Some dude threw a drink in Brandt's face on the beach and all three of us whipped his ass and got out hella fast. We went to wet willies and fat Tuesdays and thankfully the bitch ass bouncers from last time weren't there or else one of them would be kissing a brick to the front of their face, don't fuck with us. Dottie and I are sort of drifting further away so don't know the state of our relationship now. So I hooked up with a fine ass bitch from Michigan. Blonde hair and redish tan from being on the beach all day. Took me back to her hotel and showed her my LAX stick! Brandt and Slater did pretty well too. Brandt hooked up with a French chick and Slater may or may not have gotten a hooker. We're not too sure on that one. Anyways we wrecked that shit! Still drunk as fuck from a bottle of jolly rancher vodka we made I knew the night wouldn't be complete without a little mischief. Saw a yellow Ferrari parked off Collins. Brandt and Slater said no balls I couldn't do it. Jumped on the hood of the Ferrari. Fell down cause I was drunk but stood back up. Took a giant shit on the hood and pissed on the windshield HAHAHAHAHA! Brandt's got it on video so might have to post it in a couple of months. Gets better though. I keyed "Spring Break 2016," on the side door and put empty bottles underneath the tires. Then Brandt stole the Ferrari horse emblem from the front. Raging hangover but it was so worth it. Anyways what did you bros do over the weekend?
__________________________
The shitposter has a long history.

Where is Don these days? Wrote:
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> IBS is terrible.


HBS is far worse.

I don't find these shit posts funny. I'm going to cream my hands and rub my surgically enlarged breasts.

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Where is Don these days? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > IBS is terrible.
>
>
> HBS is far worse.

Hell yessssssssssssssssssssss

Mike thinks the Shingles virus is hereditary...Can't make this shit up

Bumbaclot Wrote:
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> Minute 42 Robbb is wrong: Talking about ectomorph
> vs. endomorph "Ecto- is a ghost, like ectoplasm."
> Right after a guy called up to give him shit
> (haha) for being wrong about everything. There's
> nothing wrong with Robbb that a good punch in his
> face wouldn't make me feel better about.


That's what happens when you get most of your knowledge from TV/movies...Even Oscar knew the ecto/endo is outer/inner

Hey, apostrophe S face! Wrote:
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> Where is Don these days? Wrote:
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>
> > IBS is terrible.
>
>
> HBS is far worse.


Nice!

peekza Wrote:
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> Mike thinks the Shingles virus is
> hereditary...Can't make this shit up

He literally hand to God blames everything on damn genetics! How do you not know if you had chicken pox? Maybe shingles is God's way of punishing him for being a dumbass.

I wish shingles on Robbb.

New shingles vaccine that improves the prevention rate (30-70% depending on age) to 90-97%. It will be available within a couple of months so dont forget to ask for it this spring.

RE: I wish shingles on Robbb...

LOL! That would be great! I had it. I am half his size. Can you imagine that infection with all the fat to eat?????

xepf4 Wrote:
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> And there you have it. People cannot accept that
> someone may enjoy reading/posting on "The Mike
> O'Meara Show" and "Old Pictures of Fairfax County"
> threads and now they have to start with the stupid
> posts. It's the beginning of the end. Cary does
> not even respond and remove reported posts
> anymore. Sad.


This thread has been done for years, jackass. Only a couple desperate losers still post in here about MOM.

yeah, and the rest of you winners whine about us still posting about TMOS...The math really does check out AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

5am guy here. I don’t know who that peekza guy is but he sounds like a real asshole. He is probably the one posting the disgusting pictures.

5am guy Wrote:
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> 5am guy here. I don’t know who that peekza guy
> is but he sounds like a real asshole. He is
> probably the one posting the disgusting pictures.


5am guy = Gerrytard = Brown Onion. interesting. Why would you be posting at 3am in the morning here?

There are breakdowns in the show almost daily (sometimes multiple per show) as Mike's crappy internet can't keep his stream going.

On today's show, Mike is completely absent, which prompted this snippet in the live show chat:

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Attachments:

Is connectivity issues NEW code for tee-time? Or did the shingles get him?

peekza Wrote:
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> Is connectivity issues NEW code for tee-time? Or
> did the shingles get him?


Drinky-drinky.

Oscar believes he owns a slave named Shannon.

Free Shannon Now! Wrote:
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> Oscar believes he owns a slave named Shannon.


technically a slave works...he got more of a domestic mail-order bride...who ironically enough, isn't domesticated

Today's musicologist failure:

Headdd played a clip of Chad Smith of the Chili Peppers playing with a college band. They were playing the RHCP song 'Fire'. Sounded exactly like the song by Jimi Hendrix, but Headdd knows better than me, right? Also, the drumming was fine, but not worth wasting bandwidth on. Sounded like every other professional drummer playing it.