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FurfaxTownie Wrote:
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> Quickest way is to head to your nearest local gay
> bar and accept any drinks ordered for you.
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Conie Wrote:
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> If you want to meet women, go to the produce
> section of your grocery store
> and act helpless
I'm not a bad looking dood, Conie, but women are like dogs---they can smell insecurity from a mile away. I'd probably get arrested if I tried to talk to a woman in the produce section. My only hope is to find an equally insecure, unbalanced woman. Where do I find one of those?
You can meet some nice women through the "cherry blossom". It is an organization that links Asian women with westeners, They have the same thing for eastern european women also. alot of guys in Fairfax are known to go that route.
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> >
> I'm not a bad looking dood, Conie, but women are
> like dogs---they can smell insecurity from a mile
> away. I'd probably get arrested if I tried to talk
> to a woman in the produce section. My only hope is
> to find an equally insecure, unbalanced woman.
> Where do I find one of those?
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why, so you can create insecure, unbalanced kids. We got enough problems in the world without your help.
enough already!! Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> > I'm not a bad looking dood, Conie, but women
> are
> > like dogs---they can smell insecurity from a
> mile
> > away. I'd probably get arrested if I tried to
> talk
> > to a woman in the produce section. My only hope
> is
> > to find an equally insecure, unbalanced woman.
> > Where do I find one of those?
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> why, so you can create insecure, unbalanced kids.
> We got enough problems in the world without your
> help.
so only the beautiful people get to reproduce? What is this, Starship Troopers? You want Gattaca, my friend.
oscar Wrote:
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> I don't know how to "meat" people. I quess they
> have to be dead first, they get the how-too from
> your nearest cannible.
that would be my best quess too, all the cannibles i know, know exactly what to do with meet.
bloody blisters Wrote:
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> oscar Wrote:
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> > I don't know how to "meat" people. I quess
> they
> > have to be dead first, they get the how-too
> from
> > your nearest cannible.
>
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> that would be my best quess too, all the cannibles
> i know, know exactly what to do with meet.
Konie Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > > I don't know how to "meat" people. I quess
> > they
> > > have to be dead first, they get the how-too
> > from
> > > your nearest cannible.
> >
> >
> > that would be my best quess too, all the
> cannibles
> > i know, know exactly what to do with meet.
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> that's stupid bloody
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> not only did you spell cannibals wrong
>
> but you meant to say "meat" not "meet."
>
> your post makes no sense.
Conie Wrote:
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> Konie Wrote:
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> > > oscar Wrote:
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> > > > I don't know how to "meat" people. I quess
> > > they
> > > > have to be dead first, they get the how-too
> > > from
> > > > your nearest cannible.
> > >
> > >
> > > that would be my best quess too, all the
> > cannibles
> > > i know, know exactly what to do with meet.
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> >
> >
> > that's stupid bloody
> >
> > not only did you spell cannibals wrong
> >
> > but you meant to say "meat" not "meet."
> >
> > your post makes no sense.
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> Yeah...it really, totally doesn't bloody
for miz:
put a collar on your cat.
affix tag with your name and number information onto collar.
attach a leash to the collar.
walk kitty up to nearest milf's house.
put kitty on porch and anchor leash to a nearby rock/porch art.
knock loudly on door - just one knock is sufficient.
run home and wait.
ITRADE Wrote:
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> I think bringing a puppy to an open area works
> fine....Old Town Alexandria, Fairfax Corner, etc.
>
> I walked my pup there on Sunday and got more oohs
> and ahhhs than I've gotten in a few months.
First of all if physically look like you write, you must be a self pitting slouch with a real sad hang dog no confidence look. I don't know how old you are but you have to grow up. Get involved with something don't mope, thinking too much is the worst thing and thats were medication (if needed) comes in. Right or wrong women judge men by physical look first and that physical judging stays in effect a long time, before the "what a nice guy" thing even materializes. Stand errect and don't walk down the street with your hand along the buildings and you will be fine.
Barbara torres Wrote:
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> First of all if physically look like you write,
> you must be a self pitting slouch with a real sad
> hang dog no confidence look. I don't know how old
> you are but you have to grow up. Get involved
> with something don't mope, thinking too much is
> the worst thing and thats were medication (if
> needed) comes in. Right or wrong women judge men
> by physical look first and that physical judging
> stays in effect a long time, before the "what a
> nice guy" thing even materializes. Stand errect
> and don't walk down the street with your hand
> along the buildings and you will be fine.
+1
I always wonder about people that don't feel a need to use punctuation or capitalize their words.
eesh Wrote:
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>> I always wonder about people that don't feel a
> need to use punctuation or capitalize their words.
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Your name suits you, physically as well as mentally you must be a real "eesh".