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how 2 meat people
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 20, 2011 05:59PM

how do u do it

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: January 20, 2011 06:00PM

It takes people to meet people, babaaaayyy!

Signatures are for fags

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 20, 2011 06:02PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> It takes people to meet people, babaaaayyy!


that's too bad. I'm not a person. I guess you have to learn how to be a person first. I'll be alone forever, baby.

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: FurfaxTownie ()
Date: January 20, 2011 06:03PM

Quickest way is to head to your nearest local gay bar and accept any drinks ordered for you.

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 20, 2011 06:04PM

FurfaxTownie Wrote:
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> Quickest way is to head to your nearest local gay
> bar and accept any drinks ordered for you.
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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: oscar ()
Date: January 20, 2011 06:06PM

I don't know how to "meat" people. I quess they have to be dead first, they get the how-too from your nearest cannible.

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 20, 2011 06:06PM

If you want to meet women, go to the produce section of your grocery store
and act helpless

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: stanley ()
Date: January 20, 2011 06:08PM

Naw, that works with gay guys too, especially if your new the cucumbers.

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 20, 2011 06:11PM

Conie Wrote:
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> If you want to meet women, go to the produce
> section of your grocery store
> and act helpless

I'm not a bad looking dood, Conie, but women are like dogs---they can smell insecurity from a mile away. I'd probably get arrested if I tried to talk to a woman in the produce section. My only hope is to find an equally insecure, unbalanced woman. Where do I find one of those?

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: happynow ()
Date: January 20, 2011 06:18PM

You can meet some nice women through the "cherry blossom". It is an organization that links Asian women with westeners, They have the same thing for eastern european women also. alot of guys in Fairfax are known to go that route.

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 20, 2011 06:20PM

I guess I'll never get a white woman

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 20, 2011 06:21PM

eesh Wrote:
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> http://www.meetup.com/adultautismspectrumfriends/
>
> http://www.meetup.com/GoddessDumfries/
>
> http://www.meetup.com/Mannaheim-Kindred/
>
> http://www.meetup.com/Maryland-By-Night-Vampire-Ot
> herkin-Meetup/

thanks eesh, I'll check that first one out.

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: panty bandit jr. ()
Date: January 20, 2011 06:28PM

> http://www.meetup.com/adultautismspectrumfriends/
>
> http://www.meetup.com/GoddessDumfries/
>
> http://www.meetup.com/Mannaheim-Kindred/
>
> http://www.meetup.com/Maryland-By-Night-Vampire-Ot
> herkin-Meetup/
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Man, they must be into some kinky sex, I might call them myself.

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: enough already!! ()
Date: January 20, 2011 06:40PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> >
> I'm not a bad looking dood, Conie, but women are
> like dogs---they can smell insecurity from a mile
> away. I'd probably get arrested if I tried to talk
> to a woman in the produce section. My only hope is
> to find an equally insecure, unbalanced woman.
> Where do I find one of those?
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why, so you can create insecure, unbalanced kids. We got enough problems in the world without your help.

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 20, 2011 06:43PM

enough already!! Wrote:
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> Mr. Misery Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > >
> > I'm not a bad looking dood, Conie, but women
> are
> > like dogs---they can smell insecurity from a
> mile
> > away. I'd probably get arrested if I tried to
> talk
> > to a woman in the produce section. My only hope
> is
> > to find an equally insecure, unbalanced woman.
> > Where do I find one of those?
> ==================================================
> =========================
> why, so you can create insecure, unbalanced kids.
> We got enough problems in the world without your
> help.


so only the beautiful people get to reproduce? What is this, Starship Troopers? You want Gattaca, my friend.

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 20, 2011 07:58PM

oscar Wrote:
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> I don't know how to "meat" people. I quess they
> have to be dead first, they get the how-too from
> your nearest cannible.


that would be my best quess too, all the cannibles i know, know exactly what to do with meet.

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Konie ()
Date: January 20, 2011 08:01PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> oscar Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don't know how to "meat" people. I quess
> they
> > have to be dead first, they get the how-too
> from
> > your nearest cannible.
>
>
> that would be my best quess too, all the cannibles
> i know, know exactly what to do with meet.



that's stupid bloody

not only did you spell cannibals wrong

but you meant to say "meat" not "meet."

your post makes no sense.

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 20, 2011 08:03PM

Konie Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > oscar Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I don't know how to "meat" people. I quess
> > they
> > > have to be dead first, they get the how-too
> > from
> > > your nearest cannible.
> >
> >
> > that would be my best quess too, all the
> cannibles
> > i know, know exactly what to do with meet.
>
>
>
> that's stupid bloody
>
> not only did you spell cannibals wrong
>
> but you meant to say "meat" not "meet."
>
> your post makes no sense.


Yeah...it really, totally doesn't bloody

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Voter_____ ()
Date: January 20, 2011 08:12PM

.
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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: January 20, 2011 08:29PM

Conie Wrote:
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> Konie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > bloody blisters Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > oscar Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I don't know how to "meat" people. I quess
> > > they
> > > > have to be dead first, they get the how-too
> > > from
> > > > your nearest cannible.
> > >
> > >
> > > that would be my best quess too, all the
> > cannibles
> > > i know, know exactly what to do with meet.
> >
> >
> >
> > that's stupid bloody
> >
> > not only did you spell cannibals wrong
> >
> > but you meant to say "meat" not "meet."
> >
> > your post makes no sense.
>
>
> Yeah...it really, totally doesn't bloody


yall are stupid.

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: your company ()
Date: January 20, 2011 09:00PM

..
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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: January 20, 2011 09:15PM

eesh Wrote:
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> http://www.meetup.com/adultautismspectrumfriends/
>
> http://www.meetup.com/GoddessDumfries/
>
> http://www.meetup.com/Mannaheim-Kindred/
>
> http://www.meetup.com/Maryland-By-Night-Vampire-Ot
> herkin-Meetup/


I'm disturbed on a whole new level by you eesh.

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: January 20, 2011 09:45PM

Shadow Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> http://www.meetup.com/adultautismspectrumfriends/
> >
> > http://www.meetup.com/GoddessDumfries/
> >
> > http://www.meetup.com/Mannaheim-Kindred/
> >
> >
> http://www.meetup.com/Maryland-By-Night-Vampire-Ot
>
> > herkin-Meetup/
>
>
> I'm disturbed on a whole new level by you eesh.


Ditto

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: themuse ()
Date: January 20, 2011 10:40PM

for miz:
put a collar on your cat.
affix tag with your name and number information onto collar.
attach a leash to the collar.
walk kitty up to nearest milf's house.
put kitty on porch and anchor leash to a nearby rock/porch art.
knock loudly on door - just one knock is sufficient.
run home and wait.

yeefuckinghaw

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: January 20, 2011 10:44PM

I think bringing a puppy to an open area works fine....Old Town Alexandria, Fairfax Corner, etc.

I walked my pup there on Sunday and got more oohs and ahhhs than I've gotten in a few months.

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 20, 2011 11:58PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> I think bringing a puppy to an open area works
> fine....Old Town Alexandria, Fairfax Corner, etc.
>
> I walked my pup there on Sunday and got more oohs
> and ahhhs than I've gotten in a few months.

when do you get to have sex with them

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 22, 2011 12:47PM

where the people at

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Barbara torres ()
Date: January 22, 2011 12:57PM

First of all if physically look like you write, you must be a self pitting slouch with a real sad hang dog no confidence look. I don't know how old you are but you have to grow up. Get involved with something don't mope, thinking too much is the worst thing and thats were medication (if needed) comes in. Right or wrong women judge men by physical look first and that physical judging stays in effect a long time, before the "what a nice guy" thing even materializes. Stand errect and don't walk down the street with your hand along the buildings and you will be fine.

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: January 22, 2011 01:11PM

shut up barbara

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 22, 2011 01:13PM

Barbara torres Wrote:
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> First of all if physically look like you write,
> you must be a self pitting slouch with a real sad
> hang dog no confidence look. I don't know how old
> you are but you have to grow up. Get involved
> with something don't mope, thinking too much is
> the worst thing and thats were medication (if
> needed) comes in. Right or wrong women judge men
> by physical look first and that physical judging
> stays in effect a long time, before the "what a
> nice guy" thing even materializes. Stand errect
> and don't walk down the street with your hand
> along the buildings and you will be fine.





+1

I always wonder about people that don't feel a need to use punctuation or capitalize their words.

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Barbara torres ()
Date: January 22, 2011 01:20PM

eesh Wrote:
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>> I always wonder about people that don't feel a
> need to use punctuation or capitalize their words.
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Your name suits you, physically as well as mentally you must be a real "eesh".

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: January 22, 2011 01:23PM

Barbara torres Wrote:
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>
> Your name suits you, physically as well as
> mentally you must be a real "eesh".






HA! Here's what comes up when I search for an image of an "eesh."
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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Barateop ()
Date: January 22, 2011 02:24PM

Looks like a mug short from "to catch a Preditor".

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: January 22, 2011 02:36PM

With a Cleaver? =P C'mon folks we've all been there.

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Re: how 2 meat people
Posted by: creep ()
Date: January 24, 2011 04:54PM

I like to use an ether rag and when they come to I say hi and assure them they won't be harmed.

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