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I loved when President Trump after the tear gas canister came out, walked across the street to the church those people burned. It was so nice of him to hold a bible that he reads every night. My bowels are actually feeling better today due to this leadership display that war genuine, patriotic, and we are in good hands.
Why is the obese neighbor spanking dad in a black lives matter panty set? It would be one thing if inside the house but the front yard. I’m embarrassed.
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I loved when President Trump after the tear gas
> canister came out, walked across the street to the
> church those people burned. It was so nice of him
> to hold a bible that he reads every night. My
> bowels are actually feeling better today due to
> this leadership display that war genuine,
> patriotic, and we are in good hands.
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What purpose is there to putting up people crapping images? This has nothing to do with IBS. Are you familiar with To Kill a Mockingbird “walk a mile in a mans shoes” quote? Truly, I think you may have some problems best dealt with by medicines or a therapist.
Wilt Jameson Wrote:
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> What purpose is there to putting up people
> crapping images? This has nothing to do with IBS.
> Are you familiar with To Kill a Mockingbird
> “walk a mile in a mans shoes” quote? Truly, I
> think you may have some problems best dealt with
> by medicines or a therapist.
Yes, a therapist, a doctor, or a support site is the place to take issues with IBS. Brown Onion's threads are about shit and free speech. So we have shit and free speech. Visual aids are required so we don't neglect what BO is really talking about.
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Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I loved when President Trump after the tear gas
> canister came out, walked across the street to the
> church those people burned. It was so nice of him
> to hold a bible that he reads every night. My
> bowels are actually feeling better today due to
> this leadership display that war genuine,
> patriotic, and we are in good hands.
'leadership display that war genuine...
Even your depraved subconscious is screaming out the truth. Let that soak in...
Dad and the Obese Neighbor are on the front lawn with red MAGA hats on wearing only American Flags as diapers. They are screaming 'God Bless Donald Trump - Babies Tummy Full!' then defecating into the American Flag diapers. The Obese Neighbor put ExLax in dad's breakfast so Dad's flag is and awful mess. Grandma does not approve.
spring onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the Obese Neighbor are on the front lawn
> with red MAGA hats on wearing only American Flags
> as diapers. They are screaming 'God Bless Donald
> Trump - Babies Tummy Full!' then defecating into
> the American Flag diapers. The Obese Neighbor put
> ExLax in dad's breakfast so Dad's flag is and
> awful mess. Grandma does not approve.
Maybe you should pack the two men up in a car and send them off to McLean to visit Brown Onion. They sound like they are just the right duo to help him get his shit on.
What up BiBs! Painfully expelled rocks this morning over two separate hot squats. Never ending process for next go around has begun with Raisin Bran in the holster.
Rusty Craplase Wrote:
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> > Nice to see the First Lady. She’s hot.
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> Her breath, though... nasty.
Our nation is so lucky to have President Trump in office. While I wish he could have picked a more religious accurate place than the basilica, it’s good enough and should appeal to WOPS and Irish mick types. The bowels of our leader are being tested, but I’m sure he will take care of these people trying to undermind the red white and blue.
Going to have Liza Minnelli again tonight. These insurance companies jerk are always about saving money. Showtunes on the groan throne.
spring onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the Obese Neighbor are on the front lawn
> with red MAGA hats on wearing only American Flags
> as diapers. They are screaming 'God Bless Donald
> Trump - Babies Tummy Full!' then defecating into
> the American Flag diapers. The Obese Neighbor put
> ExLax in dad's breakfast so Dad's flag is and
> awful mess. Grandma does not approve.
Did your father tell Brown Onion he would sing "Life is a Cabaret" for him?
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Why do the worthless Catholics including the archbishop complain about the president going to the basilica? Don’t they see how stupid they look? Oh my goodness, the president of the United States decided to visit us, so we are going to complain. They are all a bunch of Judas Isciarots, and don’t they realize he’s the best thing since Jesus for Christian churches around the world. Well the catholic is kind of as they tend to attract beaners Italians and Irish. Truly Judas like. Most people would be honored to have the president visit them. Ungrateful jerks.
Rusty Craplace .. Wrote:
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> Brown Onion this is your show but I think the
> president is kind of viewed negatively right now.
> Maybe you have some tips and the likes of us with
> IBS.
Eat healthier with emphasis on fruits and veggies. Don’t grunt too hard on groan throne to prevent hemorrhoids.
Bratwurst King Wrote:
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> I don’t like this president. I’m having a bad
> afternoon. Now it’s the evening. The straining
> with nothing is frustrating. Does anyone have any
> ideas?
This is your best bet. Wrote:
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> Bratwurst King Wrote:
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> > I don’t like this president. I’m having a
> bad
> > afternoon. Now it’s the evening. The
> straining
> > with nothing is frustrating. Does anyone have
> any
> > ideas?
>
> https://www.ibspatient.org/
>
> This site actually has people who can and will
> help you.
>
> They won't stand for any of the shit obsessions
> that fuel the FFXU bowel threads.
Although I disagree with Bratwurst, as President Trump easily will go down with George Washington, John Adams, or Ronald Reagan as one of America’s best presidents, here you are trying to infringe on the first amendment speech of those with IBS. Maybe I should send Liza Minnelli your way so you’ll show more empathy.
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> This is your best bet. Wrote:
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> > Bratwurst King Wrote:
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> > > I don’t like this president. I’m having a
> > bad
> > > afternoon. Now it’s the evening. The
> > straining
> > > with nothing is frustrating. Does anyone have
> > any
> > > ideas?
> >
> > https://www.ibspatient.org/
> >
> > This site actually has people who can and will
> > help you.
> >
> > They won't stand for any of the shit obsessions
> > that fuel the FFXU bowel threads.
>
>
> Although I disagree with Bratwurst, as President
> Trump easily will go down with George Washington,
> John Adams, or Ronald Reagan as one of America’s
> best presidents, here you are trying to infringe
> on the first amendment speech of those with IBS.
> Maybe I should send Liza Minnelli your way so
> you’ll show more empathy.
For someone so obsessed with first amendment freedom of speech rights, you seem to forget other people have those rights too. If someone has IBS issues, I provided a link to an actual resource where they can get help and support. They can take up the option or stay here. All the happens here is feeding the foul feculent fixations of demented perverts such as yourself. No one who is suffering with IBS has time for that.
You shouldn't be so mean to Brown Onion. He doesn't have a whole lot of people left in his life. His jealous brother, his even more racist sister, me, and the drag queen down the street.
Jojo practices his 'birdcage bar' impressions on Brown Onion. Right now they are the bathroom and Jojo is warbling "Life is a cabaret". He and BO seem to be happy when their sessions are over. So who am I to judge? I do know that he is going to be upset when he finds out they aren't the real deal and all done by one person. Of course, it might get ugly, when he finds out the person is a man(especially after the things he said about Dolly's performance last week). But I think I am most concerned if he finds out Jojo's Korean.
Hi all! 5am guy checking in here once again. 5am guy is finally going to pick up his new car today. 5am guy crashed his car a few weeks ago down near Paint Bank Virginia. Searching for a new used car was causing 5am guy bowel trouble. 5am guy has been driving a Honda Accord that belongs to 5am guys cousin. 5am guy is buying another Lincoln automobile. 5am guy cannot believe how uncomfortable a Honda accord is to sit in. 5am guy sends best wishes to all the bib's!
Dad and the obese neighbor are naked, on the front yard spinning signs and selling jenkum. I guess the police are really busy. The good news is grandma gets a day off. She deserves to enjoy her retirement.
Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor are naked, on the front
> yard spinning signs and selling jenkum. I guess
> the police are really busy. The good news is
> grandma gets a day off. She deserves to enjoy her
> retirement.
This is your best bet. Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > This is your best bet. Wrote:
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> > -----
> > > Bratwurst King Wrote:
> > >
> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > I don’t like this president. I’m having
> a
> > > bad
> > > > afternoon. Now it’s the evening. The
> > > straining
> > > > with nothing is frustrating. Does anyone
> have
> > > any
> > > > ideas?
> > >
> > > https://www.ibspatient.org/
> > >
> > > This site actually has people who can and
> will
> > > help you.
> > >
> > > They won't stand for any of the shit
> obsessions
> > > that fuel the FFXU bowel threads.
> >
> >
> > Although I disagree with Bratwurst, as
> President
> > Trump easily will go down with George
> Washington,
> > John Adams, or Ronald Reagan as one of
> America’s
> > best presidents, here you are trying to
> infringe
> > on the first amendment speech of those with
> IBS.
> > Maybe I should send Liza Minnelli your way so
> > you’ll show more empathy.
>
>
> For someone so obsessed with first amendment
> freedom of speech rights, you seem to forget other
> people have those rights too. If someone has IBS
> issues, I provided a link to an actual resource
> where they can get help and support. They can take
> up the option or stay here. All the happens here
> is feeding the foul feculent fixations of demented
> perverts such as yourself. No one who is suffering
> with IBS has time for that.
Freedom of speech only applies to speech about murdering people with a Buick and stories of pretending your feces are newborns being delivered out of your asshole by imaginary hispanic 'midwives - thats protected. Peaceful demonstrations of police murdering people is forbidden.
Twilight Zone world of eesh, or miz whichever is BO
5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here once again. 5am
> guy is finally going to pick up his new car today.
> 5am guy crashed his car a few weeks ago down near
> Paint Bank Virginia. Searching for a new used car
> was causing 5am guy bowel trouble. 5am guy has
> been driving a Honda Accord that belongs to 5am
> guys cousin. 5am guy is buying another Lincoln
> automobile. 5am guy cannot believe how
> uncomfortable a Honda accord is to sit in. 5am guy
> sends best wishes to all the bib's!
Are you mildly retarded - is that why you work as a night security guard? Substance abuse? Lincoln is a great choice if its a Town Car, Continental or MKZ stay away from the rest.
Funky onion Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
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> > Hi all! 5am guy checking in here once again.
> 5am
> > guy is finally going to pick up his new car
> today.
> > 5am guy crashed his car a few weeks ago down
> near
> > Paint Bank Virginia. Searching for a new used
> car
> > was causing 5am guy bowel trouble. 5am guy has
> > been driving a Honda Accord that belongs to 5am
> > guys cousin. 5am guy is buying another Lincoln
> > automobile. 5am guy cannot believe how
> > uncomfortable a Honda accord is to sit in. 5am
> guy
> > sends best wishes to all the bib's!
>
>
> Are you mildly retarded - is that why you work as
> a night security guard? Substance abuse? Lincoln
> is a great choice if its a Town Car, Continental
> or MKZ stay away from the rest.
Great until they break down. Which is often and $$$.
Constitution Onion Wrote:
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> This is your best bet. Wrote:
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> > Brown Onion Wrote:
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> > > This is your best bet. Wrote:
> > >
> >
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> > > > Bratwurst King Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
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> > > > > I don’t like this president. I’m
> having
> > a
> > > > bad
> > > > > afternoon. Now it’s the evening. The
> > > > straining
> > > > > with nothing is frustrating. Does anyone
> > have
> > > > any
> > > > > ideas?
> > > >
> > > > https://www.ibspatient.org/
> > > >
> > > > This site actually has people who can and
> > will
> > > > help you. Alo
> > > >
> > > > They won't stand for any of the shit
> > obsessions
> > > > that fuel the FFXU bowel threads.
> > >
> > >
> > > Although I disagree with Bratwurst, as
> > President
> > > Trump easily will go down with George
> > Washington,
> > > John Adams, or Ronald Reagan as one of
> > America’s
> > > best presidents, here you are trying to
> > infringe
> > > on the first amendment speech of those with
> > IBS.
> > > Maybe I should send Liza Minnelli your way so
> > > you’ll show more empathy.
> >
> >
> > For someone so obsessed with first amendment
> > freedom of speech rights, you seem to forget
> other
> > people have those rights too. If someone has
> IBS
> > issues, I provided a link to an actual resource
> > where they can get help and support. They can
> take
> > up the option or stay here. All the happens
> here
> > is feeding the foul feculent fixations of
> demented
> > perverts such as yourself. No one who is
> suffering
> > with IBS has time for that.
>
> Freedom of speech only applies to speech about
> murdering people with a Buick and stories of
> pretending your feces are newborns being delivered
> out of your asshole by imaginary hispanic
> 'midwives - thats protected. Peaceful
> demonstrations of police murdering people is
> forbidden.
>
> Twilight Zone world of eesh, or miz whichever is
> BO
Telling people about an actual IBS support site seems to be verboten by BO.
He gets off by telling people his poop stories. The only reason he is here is that no decent site will allow him to post there.
Wow you’ve got a lot of anger. Brown Onion is not only online here, but IBS forums, and in person at churches and other in person events championing those of us with IBS. Yes you’d love it if him, me, and others with IBS went elsewhere but not happening. We won’t be bullied or intimidated.
Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Why do the worthless Catholics including the
> archbishop complain about the president going to
> the basilica? Don’t they see how stupid they
> look? Oh my goodness, the president of the United
> States decided to visit us, so we are going to
> complain. They are all a bunch of Judas Isciarots,
> and don’t they realize he’s the best thing
> since Jesus for Christian churches around the
> world. Well the catholic is kind of as they tend
> to attract beaners Italians and Irish. Truly Judas
> like. Most people would be honored to have the
> president visit them. Ungrateful jerks.
+1
Especially considering the thousands of Catholic Priest child rape claims worldwide.
Mayor of dc has bowel problems. Watching her news conference, it you rewind the tape play by play she has profound bowel problems. Watch her as she sways from side to side. She’s not sad because of the police crackdown, rather her rectum is causing a lot of problems.
Rusty Craplace.. Wrote:
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> Wow you’ve got a lot of anger. Brown Onion is
> not only online here, but IBS forums, and in
> person at churches and other in person events
> championing those of us with IBS. Yes you’d love
> it if him, me, and others with IBS went elsewhere
> but not happening. We won’t be bullied or
> intimidated.
You tell him. This forum is for free speech and shit.
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> Oh my, this little piggy didn’t make it to the
> market today.
That is a good one. Brown Onion said it reminded him of growing up in the country with his sister Matilda. When Brown Onion is happy, we are all happy.
Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> > Oh my, this little piggy didn’t make it to
> the
> > market today.
>
>
> That is a good one. Brown Onion said it reminded
> him of growing up in the country with his sister
> Matilda. When Brown Onion is happy, we are all
> happy.
Copying my name and making fun of Brown Onion. Winning.
Rusty Craplace.. Wrote:
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> > > Oh my, this little piggy didn’t make it to
> > the
> > > market today.
> >
> >
> > That is a good one. Brown Onion said it
> reminded
> > him of growing up in the country with his
> sister
> > Matilda. When Brown Onion is happy, we are all
> > happy.
>
>
> Copying my name and making fun of Brown Onion.
> Winning.
Clarence, we had a talk about this last night. You need to stop this foolishness. If you don't, I will start flushing the toilet right away instead of letting you get a peek.
Whew, it’s a hot one out there today and my scrotum is doing that batwing thing against the thighs. Going to keep it light tonight with a fresh garden salad and a sliced apple. Bowels will approve of that.
Endomorphia Wrote:
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> Whew, it’s a hot one out there today and my
> scrotum is doing that batwing thing against the
> thighs. Going to keep it light tonight with a
> fresh garden salad and a sliced apple. Bowels
> will approve of that.
Are you confusing FFXU Bowel threads with Grinder? No one is interested in your gay as fuck description of your sweaty genitals. This is an informative and inspirational discussion of IBS issues. We will not let it sink to the level of a butt slammer such as yourself.
Im having a turkey sausage and cheese 5 egg omelette this morning along with strawberries and a few hotcakes with syrup and real butter. My bowels are up for it.