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Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2020 07:28AM

I loved when President Trump after the tear gas canister came out, walked across the street to the church those people burned. It was so nice of him to hold a bible that he reads every night. My bowels are actually feeling better today due to this leadership display that war genuine, patriotic, and we are in good hands.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplase ()
Date: June 02, 2020 08:04AM

Tear gas canisters fired at the head are an excellent laxative. Scares the shit right out of you.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2020 08:15AM

Breakfast sausages, Frosted Flakes, coffee. Take that bowels.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2020 08:27AM

Why is the obese neighbor spanking dad in a black lives matter panty set? It would be one thing if inside the house but the front yard. I’m embarrassed.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: June 02, 2020 08:47AM

Boiled Onion Wrote:
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> Breakfast sausages, Frosted Flakes, coffee. Take
> that bowels.

The bowels are evil and must be punished. Good work Boiled! What up BiBs!

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: June 02, 2020 09:41AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I loved when President Trump after the tear gas
> canister came out, walked across the street to the
> church those people burned. It was so nice of him
> to hold a bible that he reads every night. My
> bowels are actually feeling better today due to
> this leadership display that war genuine,
> patriotic, and we are in good hands.
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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Wilt Jameson ()
Date: June 02, 2020 09:51AM

What purpose is there to putting up people crapping images? This has nothing to do with IBS. Are you familiar with To Kill a Mockingbird “walk a mile in a mans shoes” quote? Truly, I think you may have some problems best dealt with by medicines or a therapist.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: June 02, 2020 10:04AM

Wilt Jameson Wrote:
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> What purpose is there to putting up people
> crapping images? This has nothing to do with IBS.
> Are you familiar with To Kill a Mockingbird
> “walk a mile in a mans shoes” quote? Truly, I
> think you may have some problems best dealt with
> by medicines or a therapist.


Yes, a therapist, a doctor, or a support site is the place to take issues with IBS. Brown Onion's threads are about shit and free speech. So we have shit and free speech. Visual aids are required so we don't neglect what BO is really talking about.
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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2020 11:41AM

Ham potato salad chocolate cake. Take that bowels.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: June 02, 2020 11:50AM

Glad to be at home due to DC protests. I hope they clear up but a bad day.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Truth Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2020 11:57AM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I loved when President Trump after the tear gas
> canister came out, walked across the street to the
> church those people burned. It was so nice of him
> to hold a bible that he reads every night. My
> bowels are actually feeling better today due to
> this leadership display that war genuine,
> patriotic, and we are in good hands.


'leadership display that war genuine...

Even your depraved subconscious is screaming out the truth. Let that soak in...


.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: spring onion ()
Date: June 02, 2020 12:44PM

Dad and the Obese Neighbor are on the front lawn with red MAGA hats on wearing only American Flags as diapers. They are screaming 'God Bless Donald Trump - Babies Tummy Full!' then defecating into the American Flag diapers. The Obese Neighbor put ExLax in dad's breakfast so Dad's flag is and awful mess. Grandma does not approve.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: I sense a road tri[ ()
Date: June 02, 2020 12:48PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the Obese Neighbor are on the front lawn
> with red MAGA hats on wearing only American Flags
> as diapers. They are screaming 'God Bless Donald
> Trump - Babies Tummy Full!' then defecating into
> the American Flag diapers. The Obese Neighbor put
> ExLax in dad's breakfast so Dad's flag is and
> awful mess. Grandma does not approve.


Maybe you should pack the two men up in a car and send them off to McLean to visit Brown Onion. They sound like they are just the right duo to help him get his shit on.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Sploosh! ()
Date: June 02, 2020 12:58PM

What up BiBs! Painfully expelled rocks this morning over two separate hot squats. Never ending process for next go around has begun with Raisin Bran in the holster.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Fare Fax ()
Date: June 02, 2020 01:02PM

Nice to see the First Lady. She’s hot.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplase ()
Date: June 02, 2020 01:13PM

Fare Fax Wrote:
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> Nice to see the First Lady. She’s hot.

Her breath, though... nasty.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Naughty....delicious. ()
Date: June 02, 2020 01:22PM

Rusty Craplase Wrote:
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> Fare Fax Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nice to see the First Lady. She’s hot.
>
> Her breath, though... nasty.

We all know what that is from.
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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Toots ()
Date: June 02, 2020 01:37PM

Anyone else laugh out loud when they crack a huge fart in the shower?

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2020 01:41PM

Our nation is so lucky to have President Trump in office. While I wish he could have picked a more religious accurate place than the basilica, it’s good enough and should appeal to WOPS and Irish mick types. The bowels of our leader are being tested, but I’m sure he will take care of these people trying to undermind the red white and blue.

Going to have Liza Minnelli again tonight. These insurance companies jerk are always about saving money. Showtunes on the groan throne.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: An honest question ()
Date: June 02, 2020 01:52PM

spring onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the Obese Neighbor are on the front lawn
> with red MAGA hats on wearing only American Flags
> as diapers. They are screaming 'God Bless Donald
> Trump - Babies Tummy Full!' then defecating into
> the American Flag diapers. The Obese Neighbor put
> ExLax in dad's breakfast so Dad's flag is and
> awful mess. Grandma does not approve.


Did your father tell Brown Onion he would sing "Life is a Cabaret" for him?
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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2020 02:15PM

Why do the worthless Catholics including the archbishop complain about the president going to the basilica? Don’t they see how stupid they look? Oh my goodness, the president of the United States decided to visit us, so we are going to complain. They are all a bunch of Judas Isciarots, and don’t they realize he’s the best thing since Jesus for Christian churches around the world. Well the catholic is kind of as they tend to attract beaners Italians and Irish. Truly Judas like. Most people would be honored to have the president visit them. Ungrateful jerks.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Hot potty ()
Date: June 02, 2020 02:22PM

Toots Wrote:
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> Anyone else laugh out loud when they crack a huge
> fart in the shower?

Yep, great audio bouncing off subway tiles and smells better/different too.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace .. ()
Date: June 02, 2020 02:40PM

Brown Onion this is your show but I think the president is kind of viewed negatively right now. Maybe you have some tips and the likes of us with IBS.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Endomorpheus ()
Date: June 02, 2020 02:48PM

Rusty Craplace .. Wrote:
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> Brown Onion this is your show but I think the
> president is kind of viewed negatively right now.
> Maybe you have some tips and the likes of us with
> IBS.

Eat healthier with emphasis on fruits and veggies. Don’t grunt too hard on groan throne to prevent hemorrhoids.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Bratwurst King ()
Date: June 02, 2020 05:33PM

I don’t like this president. I’m having a bad afternoon. Now it’s the evening. The straining with nothing is frustrating. Does anyone have any ideas?

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: This is your best bet. ()
Date: June 02, 2020 06:27PM

Bratwurst King Wrote:
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> I don’t like this president. I’m having a bad
> afternoon. Now it’s the evening. The straining
> with nothing is frustrating. Does anyone have any
> ideas?

https://www.ibspatient.org/

This site actually has people who can and will help you.

They won't stand for any of the shit obsessions that fuel the FFXU bowel threads.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 02, 2020 08:13PM

This is your best bet. Wrote:
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> Bratwurst King Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don’t like this president. I’m having a
> bad
> > afternoon. Now it’s the evening. The
> straining
> > with nothing is frustrating. Does anyone have
> any
> > ideas?
>
> https://www.ibspatient.org/
>
> This site actually has people who can and will
> help you.
>
> They won't stand for any of the shit obsessions
> that fuel the FFXU bowel threads.


Although I disagree with Bratwurst, as President Trump easily will go down with George Washington, John Adams, or Ronald Reagan as one of America’s best presidents, here you are trying to infringe on the first amendment speech of those with IBS. Maybe I should send Liza Minnelli your way so you’ll show more empathy.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: This is your best bet. ()
Date: June 02, 2020 08:39PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> This is your best bet. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bratwurst King Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I don’t like this president. I’m having a
> > bad
> > > afternoon. Now it’s the evening. The
> > straining
> > > with nothing is frustrating. Does anyone have
> > any
> > > ideas?
> >
> > https://www.ibspatient.org/
> >
> > This site actually has people who can and will
> > help you.
> >
> > They won't stand for any of the shit obsessions
> > that fuel the FFXU bowel threads.
>
>
> Although I disagree with Bratwurst, as President
> Trump easily will go down with George Washington,
> John Adams, or Ronald Reagan as one of America’s
> best presidents, here you are trying to infringe
> on the first amendment speech of those with IBS.
> Maybe I should send Liza Minnelli your way so
> you’ll show more empathy.


For someone so obsessed with first amendment freedom of speech rights, you seem to forget other people have those rights too. If someone has IBS issues, I provided a link to an actual resource where they can get help and support. They can take up the option or stay here. All the happens here is feeding the foul feculent fixations of demented perverts such as yourself. No one who is suffering with IBS has time for that.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: June 02, 2020 09:30PM

You shouldn't be so mean to Brown Onion. He doesn't have a whole lot of people left in his life. His jealous brother, his even more racist sister, me, and the drag queen down the street.
Jojo practices his 'birdcage bar' impressions on Brown Onion. Right now they are the bathroom and Jojo is warbling "Life is a cabaret". He and BO seem to be happy when their sessions are over. So who am I to judge? I do know that he is going to be upset when he finds out they aren't the real deal and all done by one person. Of course, it might get ugly, when he finds out the person is a man(especially after the things he said about Dolly's performance last week). But I think I am most concerned if he finds out Jojo's Korean.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: 5am guy ()
Date: June 03, 2020 04:40AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here once again. 5am guy is finally going to pick up his new car today. 5am guy crashed his car a few weeks ago down near Paint Bank Virginia. Searching for a new used car was causing 5am guy bowel trouble. 5am guy has been driving a Honda Accord that belongs to 5am guys cousin. 5am guy is buying another Lincoln automobile. 5am guy cannot believe how uncomfortable a Honda accord is to sit in. 5am guy sends best wishes to all the bib's!

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: June 03, 2020 06:23AM

Pancakes with cabbage, coffee, corned beef. Take that bowels.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Pancakes with cabbage?! Yuck man ()
Date: June 03, 2020 06:31AM

Pancakes with cabbage sounds like a punishment lol

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 03, 2020 07:22AM

Pancakes with cabbage?! Yuck man Wrote:
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> Pancakes with cabbage sounds like a punishment lol


I agree. Boiled Onion is for whatever reason always challenging his bowels. I’m not going to judge but my lower intestine screams in abject horror.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: King Bratwurst ()
Date: June 03, 2020 09:41AM

I’m hurting down below. Not sure why as plain bran flakes, yogurt, and orange juice.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Mr Brown Underwear ()
Date: June 03, 2020 10:33AM

A mess in my cubicle.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Spring Onion ()
Date: June 03, 2020 11:56AM

Dad and the obese neighbor are naked, on the front yard spinning signs and selling jenkum. I guess the police are really busy. The good news is grandma gets a day off. She deserves to enjoy her retirement.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Jeffy ()
Date: June 03, 2020 11:58AM

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Dad and the obese neighbor are naked, on the front
> yard spinning signs and selling jenkum. I guess
> the police are really busy. The good news is
> grandma gets a day off. She deserves to enjoy her
> retirement.

Sounds peaceful.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Constitution Onion ()
Date: June 03, 2020 12:03PM

This is your best bet. Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is your best bet. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Bratwurst King Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I don’t like this president. I’m having
> a
> > > bad
> > > > afternoon. Now it’s the evening. The
> > > straining
> > > > with nothing is frustrating. Does anyone
> have
> > > any
> > > > ideas?
> > >
> > > https://www.ibspatient.org/
> > >
> > > This site actually has people who can and
> will
> > > help you.
> > >
> > > They won't stand for any of the shit
> obsessions
> > > that fuel the FFXU bowel threads.
> >
> >
> > Although I disagree with Bratwurst, as
> President
> > Trump easily will go down with George
> Washington,
> > John Adams, or Ronald Reagan as one of
> America’s
> > best presidents, here you are trying to
> infringe
> > on the first amendment speech of those with
> IBS.
> > Maybe I should send Liza Minnelli your way so
> > you’ll show more empathy.
>
>
> For someone so obsessed with first amendment
> freedom of speech rights, you seem to forget other
> people have those rights too. If someone has IBS
> issues, I provided a link to an actual resource
> where they can get help and support. They can take
> up the option or stay here. All the happens here
> is feeding the foul feculent fixations of demented
> perverts such as yourself. No one who is suffering
> with IBS has time for that.

Freedom of speech only applies to speech about murdering people with a Buick and stories of pretending your feces are newborns being delivered out of your asshole by imaginary hispanic 'midwives - thats protected. Peaceful demonstrations of police murdering people is forbidden.

Twilight Zone world of eesh, or miz whichever is BO

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Funky onion ()
Date: June 03, 2020 12:06PM

5am guy Wrote:
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> Hi all! 5am guy checking in here once again. 5am
> guy is finally going to pick up his new car today.
> 5am guy crashed his car a few weeks ago down near
> Paint Bank Virginia. Searching for a new used car
> was causing 5am guy bowel trouble. 5am guy has
> been driving a Honda Accord that belongs to 5am
> guys cousin. 5am guy is buying another Lincoln
> automobile. 5am guy cannot believe how
> uncomfortable a Honda accord is to sit in. 5am guy
> sends best wishes to all the bib's!


Are you mildly retarded - is that why you work as a night security guard? Substance abuse? Lincoln is a great choice if its a Town Car, Continental or MKZ stay away from the rest.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Lincoln Stan ()
Date: June 03, 2020 12:55PM

Funky onion Wrote:
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> 5am guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hi all! 5am guy checking in here once again.
> 5am
> > guy is finally going to pick up his new car
> today.
> > 5am guy crashed his car a few weeks ago down
> near
> > Paint Bank Virginia. Searching for a new used
> car
> > was causing 5am guy bowel trouble. 5am guy has
> > been driving a Honda Accord that belongs to 5am
> > guys cousin. 5am guy is buying another Lincoln
> > automobile. 5am guy cannot believe how
> > uncomfortable a Honda accord is to sit in. 5am
> guy
> > sends best wishes to all the bib's!
>
>
> Are you mildly retarded - is that why you work as
> a night security guard? Substance abuse? Lincoln
> is a great choice if its a Town Car, Continental
> or MKZ stay away from the rest.

Great until they break down. Which is often and $$$.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: June 03, 2020 01:04PM

Whenever Brown Onion talks about shit, he gets shit.
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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Along with that ()
Date: June 03, 2020 01:17PM

Constitution Onion Wrote:
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> This is your best bet. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This is your best bet. Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Bratwurst King Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > I don’t like this president. I’m
> having
> > a
> > > > bad
> > > > > afternoon. Now it’s the evening. The
> > > > straining
> > > > > with nothing is frustrating. Does anyone
> > have
> > > > any
> > > > > ideas?
> > > >
> > > > https://www.ibspatient.org/
> > > >
> > > > This site actually has people who can and
> > will
> > > > help you. Alo
> > > >
> > > > They won't stand for any of the shit
> > obsessions
> > > > that fuel the FFXU bowel threads.
> > >
> > >
> > > Although I disagree with Bratwurst, as
> > President
> > > Trump easily will go down with George
> > Washington,
> > > John Adams, or Ronald Reagan as one of
> > America’s
> > > best presidents, here you are trying to
> > infringe
> > > on the first amendment speech of those with
> > IBS.
> > > Maybe I should send Liza Minnelli your way so
> > > you’ll show more empathy.
> >
> >
> > For someone so obsessed with first amendment
> > freedom of speech rights, you seem to forget
> other
> > people have those rights too. If someone has
> IBS
> > issues, I provided a link to an actual resource
> > where they can get help and support. They can
> take
> > up the option or stay here. All the happens
> here
> > is feeding the foul feculent fixations of
> demented
> > perverts such as yourself. No one who is
> suffering
> > with IBS has time for that.
>
> Freedom of speech only applies to speech about
> murdering people with a Buick and stories of
> pretending your feces are newborns being delivered
> out of your asshole by imaginary hispanic
> 'midwives - thats protected. Peaceful
> demonstrations of police murdering people is
> forbidden.
>
> Twilight Zone world of eesh, or miz whichever is
> BO

Telling people about an actual IBS support site seems to be verboten by BO.

He gets off by telling people his poop stories. The only reason he is here is that no decent site will allow him to post there.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace.. ()
Date: June 03, 2020 01:26PM

Wow you’ve got a lot of anger. Brown Onion is not only online here, but IBS forums, and in person at churches and other in person events championing those of us with IBS. Yes you’d love it if him, me, and others with IBS went elsewhere but not happening. We won’t be bullied or intimidated.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: June 03, 2020 01:48PM

Chili corn baked cornbread. Take that bowels.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: some nerve gasses-> shitting ()
Date: June 03, 2020 01:51PM

There are gasses which upon inhalation cause immediate loss of bowel control. These are not used because - well, good lord what a mess that would be!

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Not a sermon ()
Date: June 03, 2020 01:52PM

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Why do the worthless Catholics including the
> archbishop complain about the president going to
> the basilica? Don’t they see how stupid they
> look? Oh my goodness, the president of the United
> States decided to visit us, so we are going to
> complain. They are all a bunch of Judas Isciarots,
> and don’t they realize he’s the best thing
> since Jesus for Christian churches around the
> world. Well the catholic is kind of as they tend
> to attract beaners Italians and Irish. Truly Judas
> like. Most people would be honored to have the
> president visit them. Ungrateful jerks.

+1

Especially considering the thousands of Catholic Priest child rape claims worldwide.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: June 03, 2020 02:06PM

Mayor of dc has bowel problems. Watching her news conference, it you rewind the tape play by play she has profound bowel problems. Watch her as she sways from side to side. She’s not sad because of the police crackdown, rather her rectum is causing a lot of problems.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Walt Jameson ()
Date: June 03, 2020 03:02PM

She does seem to have something bothering her. Not sure of that though.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: June 03, 2020 03:21PM

Rusty Craplace.. Wrote:
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> Wow you’ve got a lot of anger. Brown Onion is
> not only online here, but IBS forums, and in
> person at churches and other in person events
> championing those of us with IBS. Yes you’d love
> it if him, me, and others with IBS went elsewhere
> but not happening. We won’t be bullied or
> intimidated.


You tell him. This forum is for free speech and shit.
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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Boiled Onion ()
Date: June 03, 2020 03:34PM

Bonchon chicken. French fries. Cokes. Take that bowels.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: 7 Seas ()
Date: June 03, 2020 03:35PM

Oh my, this little piggy didn’t make it to the market today.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: June 03, 2020 03:48PM

7 Seas Wrote:
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> Oh my, this little piggy didn’t make it to the
> market today.


That is a good one. Brown Onion said it reminded him of growing up in the country with his sister Matilda. When Brown Onion is happy, we are all happy.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace.. ()
Date: June 03, 2020 03:57PM

Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
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> 7 Seas Wrote:
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> -----
> > Oh my, this little piggy didn’t make it to
> the
> > market today.
>
>
> That is a good one. Brown Onion said it reminded
> him of growing up in the country with his sister
> Matilda. When Brown Onion is happy, we are all
> happy.


Copying my name and making fun of Brown Onion. Winning.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplase ()
Date: June 03, 2020 04:01PM

What’s going on here?

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . . ()
Date: June 03, 2020 04:07PM

Rusty Craplace.. Wrote:
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> Rusty Craplace . Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 7 Seas Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Oh my, this little piggy didn’t make it to
> > the
> > > market today.
> >
> >
> > That is a good one. Brown Onion said it
> reminded
> > him of growing up in the country with his
> sister
> > Matilda. When Brown Onion is happy, we are all
> > happy.
>
>
> Copying my name and making fun of Brown Onion.
> Winning.

Clarence, we had a talk about this last night. You need to stop this foolishness. If you don't, I will start flushing the toilet right away instead of letting you get a peek.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion likes this content ()
Date: June 03, 2020 04:11PM

Rusty Craplase Wrote:
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> What’s going on here?


We are just giving Brown Onion the fap material he craves.
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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: June 03, 2020 04:58PM

Brown lives matter!!!!

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Endomorphia ()
Date: June 03, 2020 05:00PM

Whew, it’s a hot one out there today and my scrotum is doing that batwing thing against the thighs. Going to keep it light tonight with a fresh garden salad and a sliced apple. Bowels will approve of that.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: Rusty Craplace . ()
Date: June 03, 2020 05:23PM

Endomorphia Wrote:
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> Whew, it’s a hot one out there today and my
> scrotum is doing that batwing thing against the
> thighs. Going to keep it light tonight with a
> fresh garden salad and a sliced apple. Bowels
> will approve of that.


Are you confusing FFXU Bowel threads with Grinder? No one is interested in your gay as fuck description of your sweaty genitals. This is an informative and inspirational discussion of IBS issues. We will not let it sink to the level of a butt slammer such as yourself.

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Date: June 03, 2020 06:30PM





































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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: boiled onion ()
Date: June 04, 2020 06:26AM

Im having a turkey sausage and cheese 5 egg omelette this morning along with strawberries and a few hotcakes with syrup and real butter. My bowels are up for it.

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Re: Tear Gas and Bowels
Posted by: onion bumper ()
Date: February 13, 2021 12:26PM

bump bump onion

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