My bowels are like Minneapolis. Blown up, bloated, and on fire. I can't believe the amount of pain that is in my lower 40 today. I hope my fellow brothers in bowel are doing better.

I had a bloody anus last night. I had to go in there and guess I scratched something. It was actually dripping for a second, not just when wiping. So I know what you mean. Hope you feel better soon.

If you went to your local grocer, and got to know the local produce manager. This would minimize your problems. Your local grocer. Taste the difference.

Taco hell Wrote:
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> I had a bloody anus last night. I had to go in
> there and guess I scratched something. It was
> actually dripping for a second, not just when
> wiping. So I know what you mean. Hope you feel
> better soon.


Hey Taco, when you wake up with your ass bleeding you have been ass-raped. Check the locks on your door and get tested soon.

Taco hell Wrote:
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> I had a bloody anus last night. I had to go in
> there and guess I scratched something. It was
> actually dripping for a second, not just when
> wiping. So I know what you mean. Hope you feel
> better soon.


Pictures or it didn't happen.

I like anal

After Gerry rapes my goat out here on the farm, the poor goats ass is bloody and torn up.

and analingus

Rusty Craplace () Wrote:
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> I like anal


That is one of the common bonds all of us BiBs share. As long as something is going in or out of our asses, life has meaning.

Jules came over last night for a good ol game of Wii dance. She started before I could get the drop cloth out so mom's shag carpet in the TV room got soiled. The obese neighbor was at the window looking in but my dad got jealous and shut the blinds. Mom finally came back home after several days away - she smelled strangely of fish.

I wonder if the will loot a libary.

library. Blood Green Wrote:
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> I wonder if the will loot a libary.


Hi friend, a little advice when you try to 'English' - just dont. Just go back to eating and drinking yourself to death with your welfare money and let those of us who got past 6th grade do the talking. Also how are your bowels (get a friend to help type the reply).

LMFAO

Pro Tip Onion Wrote:
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> library. Blood Green Wrote:
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> -----
> > I wonder if the will loot a libary.
>
>
> Hi friend, a little advice when you try to
> 'English' - just dont. Just go back to eating and
> drinking yourself to death with your welfare money
> and let those of us who got past 6th grade do the
> talking. Also how are your bowels (get a friend
> to help type the reply).


He might only have a 5th grade education, but yours definitely didn't go past 6th. When you ask someone a question, it's customary to put a question mark at the end of the sentence. Better luck next time, chomo.

You're a virgin onion Wrote:
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> Pro Tip Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
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> > library. Blood Green Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I wonder if the will loot a libary.
> >
> >
> > Hi friend, a little advice when you try to
> > 'English' - just dont. Just go back to eating
> and
> > drinking yourself to death with your welfare
> money
> > and let those of us who got past 6th grade do
> the
> > talking. Also how are your bowels (get a
> friend
> > to help type the reply).
>
>
> He might only have a 5th grade education, but
> yours definitely didn't go past 6th. When you ask
> someone a question, it's customary to put a
> question mark at the end of the sentence. Better
> luck next time, chomo.

Has Brown Onion taught us nothing? Our proclivities have had us ostracized by decent people everywhere. Brown Onion has taught us to be proud of what comes out of our butts. Most small-minded people just flush and never give their offspring a second thought. We only have each other, so let's all try to get along.
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You're a virgin onion Wrote:
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> Pro Tip Onion Wrote:
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> > library. Blood Green Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I wonder if the will loot a libary.
> >
> >
> > Hi friend, a little advice when you try to
> > 'English' - just dont. Just go back to eating
> and
> > drinking yourself to death with your welfare
> money
> > and let those of us who got past 6th grade do
> the
> > talking. Also how are your bowels (get a
> friend
> > to help type the reply).
>
>
> He might only have a 5th grade education, but
> yours definitely didn't go past 6th. When you ask
> someone a question, it's customary to put a
> question mark at the end of the sentence. Better
> luck next time, chomo.

In my sentence the request is formal, and the speaker (me) is not looking to get a response. In formal requests (also rhetorical ones), we use a period at the end of a sentence rather than a question mark. Do you understand?

What up BiBs! Wishing the forum well and thankful for continued IBS assistance from the Onions. Hope written grammar is acceptable to the haters that monitor.

Turns out my peanut butter shits WERE caused by large amounts of non-fat Greek yogurt. I was eating 190g for breakfast each morning. Havent had the dreaded PB Shits since I stopped eating the yogurt. Might be the sunset of my dairy eating.

Mary Tyler Moore show from Minneapolis was awesome. Entire case had healthy bowels.

LGrant Wrote:
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> Mary Tyler Moore show from Minneapolis was
> awesome. Entire case had healthy bowels.


Mary Tyler Moore is looking down on us from heaven. If only she had the chance to assist Brown Onion with his potty when she was alive.
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Thank you for the excellent pictures, a variety of young ladies with quite a selection of starfish vomit. I like chunky but the Hershey squirts one is naughty/delicious too.

Tea Stains Onion Wrote:
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> Thank you for the excellent pictures, a variety of
> young ladies with quite a selection of starfish
> vomit. I like chunky but the Hershey squirts one
> is naughty/delicious too.


I think we can all poop a little better imagining a forest sprite helping us out. Especially when that forest sprite is being danced by a young Mary Tyler Moore.

Afternoon Bibs. Wanted to check in with you on my neighbor Brown Onion and his progress. Bad day today as Brown was in quite a mood. A nurse practitioner came by to remove his stitches from the fall and he grabbed her crotch while she was removing them. He then immediately demanded a bed pan and proceeded to have a very large bowel movement right there in the living room. Matilda tried to distract us by lighting some matches but both the nurse and I excused ourselves and quickly left. I imagine Brown give you all his best but I wasnt sticking around for that conversation.

Rusty Craplace Wrote:
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> Afternoon Bibs. Wanted to check in with you on my
> neighbor Brown Onion and his progress. Bad day
> today as Brown was in quite a mood. A nurse
> practitioner came by to remove his stitches from
> the fall and he grabbed her crotch while she was
> removing them. He then immediately demanded a bed
> pan and proceeded to have a very large bowel
> movement right there in the living room. Matilda
> tried to distract us by lighting some matches but
> both the nurse and I excused ourselves and quickly
> left. I imagine Brown give you all his best but I
> wasnt sticking around for that conversation.


Since he has taken to shitting in the living room, Brown Onion's constipation is getting better! We must celebrate the little victories.

William Moreno the notorious criminal pedophile and stalker
by: lizzie no joke William Moreno is a Pedophile

https://youtu.be/2D8yLWaBzfw
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I’d like to thank the people, who’ve played identify theft of Rusty, to those who mock me and others here. I plan on printing these out, actually just did with my dot matrix printer, and will be showing them to churches to show how much venom and anti Christian sentiment superior bowel types have. You’ve come out of the wood work, and I can’t say I’m disappointed or surprised.

Tonight the insurance company, thank you, I’ll be having Lee Ann Womack singing, as the midwives do their preparation work and I blast off, unlike the space X rocket the other day. Unlike them I can’t postpone the inevitable, but have a timing chain to bite on, and it’s going to be resolved one way or the other. I’m not looking forward to this fifty pound bag of cement. Some of its my fault as I couldn’t resist a frosty.

You just keep losing today srry Wrote:
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> You're a virgin onion Wrote:
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> > Pro Tip Onion Wrote:
> >
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>
> > -----
> > > library. Blood Green Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I wonder if the will loot a libary.
> > >
> > >
> > > Hi friend, a little advice when you try to
> > > 'English' - just dont. Just go back to
> eating
> > and
> > > drinking yourself to death with your welfare
> > money
> > > and let those of us who got past 6th grade do
> > the
> > > talking. Also how are your bowels (get a
> > friend
> > > to help type the reply).
> >
> >
> > He might only have a 5th grade education, but
> > yours definitely didn't go past 6th. When you
> ask
> > someone a question, it's customary to put a
> > question mark at the end of the sentence.
> Better
> > luck next time, chomo.
>
> In my sentence the request is formal, and the
> speaker (me) is not looking to get a response. In
> formal requests (also rhetorical ones), we use a
> period at the end of a sentence rather than a
> question mark. Do you understand?


Lmao. That's idiotic. You were trolling for the hope of a response and then claim it's rhetorical to justify your lack of proper punctuation. Ya gaslighting kook.


It's good that you focused on the sentence instead of me calling you a virgin. It shows that the only time you've ever known the touch a woman is when you slid out of your mother.

Dogs, sauerkraut, chips. Take that bowels.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I’d like to thank the people, who’ve played
> identify theft of Rusty, to those who mock me and
> others here. I plan on printing these out,
> actually just did with my dot matrix printer, and
> will be showing them to churches to show how much
> venom and anti Christian sentiment superior bowel
> types have. You’ve come out of the wood work,
> and I can’t say I’m disappointed or
> surprised.
>
> Tonight the insurance company, thank you, I’ll
> be having Lee Ann Womack singing, as the midwives
> do their preparation work and I blast off, unlike
> the space X rocket the other day. Unlike them I
> can’t postpone the inevitable, but have a timing
> chain to bite on, and it’s going to be resolved
> one way or the other. I’m not looking forward to
> this fifty pound bag of cement. Some of its my
> fault as I couldn’t resist a frosty.

Your shit stories are going to go over real well at your church.

They will just tell you the obvious. That you really need to leave a depraved site such as this one. Of course, once they read your contributions, they might ask you to leave their church entirely.
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https://youtu.be/2D8yLWaBzfw


https://youtu.be/A_sY2rjxq6M
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Dear friends, I can attest to our dear friend Brown Onion's devotion to the church - he has accepted Jesus as Lord and testifies to that at every chance. Unfortunately his unhealthy obsession with his bodily filth is something we in the parish have to live with. Though vile and an abomination before the Lord we must be ever tolerant of Mr. Brown's revolting predictions. More unfortunate is the state he often leaves our restroom in. This year alone we have had to divert over one thousand dollars to repairing damage to the tile and of course installing an industrial exhaust fan. Bible study groups that used to fill our basement now have only a few members thanks to our dear brother Brown.

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___onion___bump