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Trump Virus Update: Bring Out Your Dead Curb Side Pick-up Hours Extended 0600-0610AM Sunday
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FU Trump Virus COOP Team
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Date: March 20, 2020 03:06PM
Please put your loved one's remains in the LBGTQ? color coded body bags so they may be interred in the proper resting place for the souls who are damned.
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Re: Trump Virus Update: Bring Out Your Dead Curb Side Pick-up Hours Extended 0600-0610AM Sunday
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Plan Ahead
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Date: March 20, 2020 03:46PM
Can we text and Venmo for death certificates? Seems stupid we can't also bypass the whole wills and estate and probate bullshit.
I'd really like to put them on ice and wait until after the Trump Socialism Free Obama Phone checks clear for our dead ones before we put them down with the trash for curbside pickup.
Re: Trump Virus Update: Bring Out Your Dead Curb Side Pick-up Hours Extended 0600-0610AM Sunday
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Trumptards on parade
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Date: March 20, 2020 04:44PM
What is the Trump Virus? Wrote:
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> Never heard of the Trump virus. Are you referring
> to the CHINESE WUHAN VIRUS?
Re: Trump Virus Update: Bring Out Your Dead Curb Side Pick-up Hours Extended 0600-0610AM Sunday
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Chinese Ladyboy
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Date: March 20, 2020 05:15PM
Trumptards on parade Wrote:
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> What is the Trump Virus? Wrote:
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> > Never heard of the Trump virus. Are you
> referring
> > to the CHINESE WUHAN VIRUS?
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> Of course, you haven't.
^ I see the forum Chinese ladyboy is trying do defend it’s third world shithole country again. Why don’t you go back since it’s so awesome shemale?
Re: Trump Virus Update: Bring Out Your Dead Curb Side Pick-up Hours Extended 0600-0610AM Sunday
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hsf
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Date: March 20, 2020 11:52PM
Can we just put the dead in a pile of leaves by the curb and burned or use the fire pit. Seems like a lot of work hauling and burying bodies when you can throw a block party, roast a pig, and right your name on the fence with recycle beer.
Re: Trump Virus Update: Bring Out Your Dead Curb Side Pick-up Hours Extended 0600-0610AM Sunday
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American Disposal
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Date: March 21, 2020 12:43AM
Geez American Disposal will miss half the bring out your dead pickups and the raccoons will have a field day. They miss my yard waste 50% of the time and it sits out all week.
Re: Trump Virus Update: Bring Out Your Dead Curb Side Pick-up Hours Extended 0600-0610AM Sunday
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Ms. Mannered
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Date: March 21, 2020 10:59AM
Funeral Attire: When your loved ones succumb to the Trump Virus, please do your patriotic American duty and dress the deceased's carcass in a MAGA hat and "I'd Rather Be A Russian Than a Democrat" t-shirts.
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Just sayn
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Date: March 21, 2020 11:20AM
What is the Trump Virus? Wrote:
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> Never heard of the Trump virus. Are you referring
> to the CHINESE WUHAN VIRUS?
Re: Trump Virus Update: Bring Out Your Dead Curb Side Pick-up Hours Extended 0600-0610AM Sunday
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Sally Too Shoes
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Date: March 22, 2020 07:18AM
It's 7:00 AM Sunday. The scrawny little old man rasping "Bring out your dead" ran into my mailbox, tipped the cart over, and just walked away.
Fucker left a pile of dead bodies and the cart at the end of my driveway. Somebody please send a hazmat team over to clean up this stinking mass of putrid rotting flesh. The HOA is probably going to file a complaint. Need help fast. There are about 25 people from the church coming over for an Anti-Vaxxers Helping Jesus Beat the Corona virus prayer meeting at 10:30.
Re: Trump Virus Update: Bring Out Your Dead Curb Side Pick-up Hours Extended 0600-0610AM Sunday
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FU Coupon Cutter Club
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Date: March 22, 2020 12:01PM
Fairfax Memorial is running a tombstone/gravesite virus special with a lay away plan. There is a 25% discount coupon in the Fairfax Underground Evening Chronicle Sports section.
Re: Trump Virus Update: Bring Out Your Dead Curb Side Pick-up Hours Extended 0600-0610AM Sunday
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Tips & Hints
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Date: March 23, 2020 02:11PM
They are running low on coffins at WalMart. On a whim I went to Amazon and found a used Viking ship for the funeral.
My Dad loved that movie "The Vikings" with Kirk Douglas. We just lit his ass up and pushed the fucker out into Burke Lake last night. Caught a nice large mouth on a Mens 33 trout lure afterwards. Dad always said fish are attracted to fires at night. Damned if he wasn't right. Maybe Dad is a fish now and he was sending me a sign from above.
Re: Trump Virus Update: Bring Out Your Dead Curb Side Pick-up Hours Extended 0600-0610AM Sunday
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Update Coming Soon.
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Date: October 25, 2020 06:24PM
Please use the approved biodegradable corpse wrap and place them neatly up on the curb. If someone runs them over We Do NOT clean them up for you. That's the Street Cleaning Department and a whole other division of Protein Recycling.