Please put your loved one's remains in the LBGTQ? color coded body bags so they may be interred in the proper resting place for the souls who are damned.
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Can we text and Venmo for death certificates? Seems stupid we can't also bypass the whole wills and estate and probate bullshit.

I'd really like to put them on ice and wait until after the Trump Socialism Free Obama Phone checks clear for our dead ones before we put them down with the trash for curbside pickup.

Never heard of the Trump virus. Are you referring to the CHINESE WUHAN VIRUS?

What is the Trump Virus? Wrote:
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> Never heard of the Trump virus. Are you referring
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Of course, you haven't.
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^ I see the forum Chinese ladyboy is trying do defend it’s third world shithole country again. Why don’t you go back since it’s so awesome shemale?

Can we just put the dead in a pile of leaves by the curb and burned or use the fire pit. Seems like a lot of work hauling and burying bodies when you can throw a block party, roast a pig, and right your name on the fence with recycle beer.

Geez American Disposal will miss half the bring out your dead pickups and the raccoons will have a field day. They miss my yard waste 50% of the time and it sits out all week.

It is March. The "No Burn Rule" is in effect. No cremations after 4:00.

Funeral Attire: When your loved ones succumb to the Trump Virus, please do your patriotic American duty and dress the deceased's carcass in a MAGA hat and "I'd Rather Be A Russian Than a Democrat" t-shirts.
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> Never heard of the Trump virus. Are you referring
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It's the trump virus comrade

Put goat blood outside your doors and stay inside until Passover. You gentiles need to read the Old Testament.

It's 7:00 AM Sunday. The scrawny little old man rasping "Bring out your dead" ran into my mailbox, tipped the cart over, and just walked away.

Fucker left a pile of dead bodies and the cart at the end of my driveway. Somebody please send a hazmat team over to clean up this stinking mass of putrid rotting flesh. The HOA is probably going to file a complaint. Need help fast. There are about 25 people from the church coming over for an Anti-Vaxxers Helping Jesus Beat the Corona virus prayer meeting at 10:30.

This is dark comedy at its wurst.

Fairfax Memorial is running a tombstone/gravesite virus special with a lay away plan. There is a 25% discount coupon in the Fairfax Underground Evening Chronicle Sports section.

They are running low on coffins at WalMart. On a whim I went to Amazon and found a used Viking ship for the funeral.

My Dad loved that movie "The Vikings" with Kirk Douglas. We just lit his ass up and pushed the fucker out into Burke Lake last night. Caught a nice large mouth on a Mens 33 trout lure afterwards. Dad always said fish are attracted to fires at night. Damned if he wasn't right. Maybe Dad is a fish now and he was sending me a sign from above.

Any updates on places doing curbside bodybag pickups? Just got back from NYC. Trying to stock up before we have the elderly in-laws over for twister.

New Rule: Do NOT dismember bodies and put them in the blue recycling bins. Too hard to sort them out for re-assembly and auction.

This shit was funny. Now people don't even laugh anymore. Trump takes the fun out of everything.

I like American Presidents who kill people and don[t give a shit.

Please use the approved biodegradable corpse wrap and place them neatly up on the curb. If someone runs them over We Do NOT clean them up for you. That's the Street Cleaning Department and a whole other division of Protein Recycling.