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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).
I heard somewhere that's what hard-core Christians believe...that Jesus LITERALLY and PHYSICALLY ascended into heaven....so he actually floated up into the sky, like a balloon or something. Am I crazy? Don't some people believe that? Like the Catholics believe you're ACTUALLY eating the real flesh of Christ when you eat the wafer...they ACTUALLY believe the wafer PHYSICALLY turns into the flesh of Jesus. How fucking nuts are these people?
Real nuts and they are so indoctrinated and b-washed they think nothing of thier CULT-LIKE-RITUALISTIC BEHAVIOR.
But the floaty stuff, yes the PHYSICAL EMBODIMENT OF GOD CAN DO ANYTHING ANYONES MIND COULD IMAGINE-INCLUDING FLOATING OF INTO ANOTHER REALM OR DIMENSION.
Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I heard somewhere that's what hard-core Christians
> believe...that Jesus LITERALLY and PHYSICALLY
> ascended into heaven....so he actually floated up
> into the sky, like a balloon or something. Am I
> crazy? Don't some people believe that? Like the
> Catholics believe you're ACTUALLY eating the real
> flesh of Christ when you eat the wafer...they
> ACTUALLY believe the wafer PHYSICALLY turns into
> the flesh of Jesus. How fucking nuts are these
> people?
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Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I heard somewhere that's what hard-core Christians
> believe...that Jesus LITERALLY and PHYSICALLY
> ascended into heaven....so he actually floated up
> into the sky, like a balloon or something. Am I
> crazy? Don't some people believe that?
You are crazy -- no one believes that Jesus floated into heaven on Easter, that's just nuts.
Easter is a celebration of Jesus' resurrection. Ascension Day celebrates his return to heaven.