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damn you, ralph Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> > She is SO fine:
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> > Milana Vayntrub
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> damn you, ralph. you beat me to it. I've had a
> thing for this girl for months.
Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> she's the kind of girl Wrote:
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> > she's the kind of girl you could take out to
> > dinner
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> I would date her hard
I would hold her hand so hard, she would be walking funny for a week
I wanna hold your hand Wrote:
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> I would hold her hand so hard, she would be
> walking funny for a week
I would pound her anus so hard, she would be shitting funny for a week.
dIRTY dAN Wrote:
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> I wanna hold your hand Wrote:
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> > I would hold her hand so hard, she would be
> > walking funny for a week
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> I would pound her anus so hard, she would be
> shitting funny for a week.
well, it lacks a certain subtlety, a certain jenna say kwaa.....but I guess that's one way to go with it...
Lily Collins, Lily Allen, the Lily above. Either one of the three. I would do things to their sphinctors that they wouldn't soon forget. I would crawl across broken glass just to taste those tight puckered holes. I would be their toilet paper. I would do it all.
dIRTY dAN Wrote:
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> Lily Collins, Lily Allen, the Lily above. Either
> one of the three. I would do things to their
> sphinctors that they wouldn't soon forget. I
> would crawl across broken glass just to taste
> those tight puckered holes. I would be their
> toilet paper. I would do it all.
dIRTY dAN Wrote:
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> It might be the ultimate taboo. The sensation of
> flavor as I swish their warm feces in my mouth.
Wouldn't that taste bad? It smells bad enough as it is.. I can only imagine it tastes 100X worse?
If you are into a girl, it tastes how you want it to taste. You can't ingest too much because you will literally get sick. The best is the girl shits on your chest. Then you tongue clean her shit box. Then you just rub the rest of the shit all over your body. Then you brush your teeth, shower and come back and have anal sex with her.
dIRTY dAN Wrote:
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> If you are into a girl, it tastes how you want it
> to taste. You can't ingest too much because you
> will literally get sick. The best is the girl
> shits on your chest. Then you tongue clean her
> shit box. Then you just rub the rest of the shit
> all over your body. Then you brush your teeth,
> shower and come back and have anal sex with her.
I see. This is such a weird conversation. Thanks for explaining everything dAN.
The way I see it I have not done it enough. Most girls are self conscious about shitting and it takes some coaxing to get them comfortable with this act.
And I can't help but feel degraded and have low self esteem after my orgasm. Plus we have to put down garbage bags over the bed because it is messy. Usually the girl urinates while she deficates too. Some times it is explosive also. Diarriah has more water which makes it taste less pungent.
You have eaten diarrhea? I don't even know what to say.
I can't imagine all this very well, I'm sorry. And I can't help but think that your breath would never be the same again. I mean, how do you get the smell off? Not to mention the bacteria.
I have eaten diarriah. I've swished it around between my teeth. The best part is when there is about 10" diameter around her buttocks and crack covered with juicy deliciousness. I lick every bit of her ass completely clean. It gets slippery on the garbage bag. Sometimes when a girl is shitting on me their are farts between broken pieces of dung. This is great because it adds an element of smell as well.