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Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: February 13, 2014 07:58PM

She is SO fine:

Milana Vayntrub
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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: damn you, ralph ()
Date: February 13, 2014 08:06PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> She is SO fine:
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> Milana Vayntrub


damn you, ralph. you beat me to it. I've had a thing for this girl for months.

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: February 13, 2014 08:07PM

damn you, ralph Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> > She is SO fine:
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> > Milana Vayntrub
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> damn you, ralph. you beat me to it. I've had a
> thing for this girl for months.


great minds think alike

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: she's the kind of girl ()
Date: February 13, 2014 08:08PM

she's the kind of girl you could take out to dinner

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: Jen Money ()
Date: February 13, 2014 08:09PM

She has a very sweet girl-next-door look to her. Looks very approachable.

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: NiggerPlease ()
Date: February 13, 2014 08:12PM

I'd do dirty things to her dumper

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: SuperNiggr ()
Date: February 13, 2014 08:14PM

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: February 13, 2014 08:16PM

she's the kind of girl Wrote:
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> she's the kind of girl you could take out to
> dinner


I would date her hard

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: February 13, 2014 08:23PM

Meh

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W.W.S.D. what would Scooby Doo

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: February 13, 2014 08:38PM

Nice.

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: Designated-Hitter ()
Date: February 14, 2014 06:46AM

Would hit

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: I wanna hold your hand ()
Date: February 14, 2014 11:21AM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> she's the kind of girl Wrote:
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> > she's the kind of girl you could take out to
> > dinner
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> I would date her hard


I would hold her hand so hard, she would be walking funny for a week

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: dIRTY dAN ()
Date: February 14, 2014 11:23AM

I wanna hold your hand Wrote:
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> I would hold her hand so hard, she would be
> walking funny for a week

I would pound her anus so hard, she would be shitting funny for a week.

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: jenna say kwaa ()
Date: February 14, 2014 11:26AM

dIRTY dAN Wrote:
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> I wanna hold your hand Wrote:
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> > I would hold her hand so hard, she would be
> > walking funny for a week
>
> I would pound her anus so hard, she would be
> shitting funny for a week.


well, it lacks a certain subtlety, a certain jenna say kwaa.....but I guess that's one way to go with it...

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: February 14, 2014 11:31AM

i thought her name was lily?

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: dIRTY dAN ()
Date: February 14, 2014 11:57AM

Lily Collins, Lily Allen, the Lily above. Either one of the three. I would do things to their sphinctors that they wouldn't soon forget. I would crawl across broken glass just to taste those tight puckered holes. I would be their toilet paper. I would do it all.

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: Kink? ()
Date: February 14, 2014 11:59AM

dIRTY dAN Wrote:
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> Lily Collins, Lily Allen, the Lily above. Either
> one of the three. I would do things to their
> sphinctors that they wouldn't soon forget. I
> would crawl across broken glass just to taste
> those tight puckered holes. I would be their
> toilet paper. I would do it all.


Scat fetish?

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: dIRTY dAN ()
Date: February 14, 2014 12:04PM

It might be the ultimate taboo. The sensation of flavor as I swish their warm feces in my mouth.

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: Kink? ()
Date: February 14, 2014 12:08PM

dIRTY dAN Wrote:
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> It might be the ultimate taboo. The sensation of
> flavor as I swish their warm feces in my mouth.


Wouldn't that taste bad? It smells bad enough as it is.. I can only imagine it tastes 100X worse?

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: dIRTY dAN ()
Date: February 14, 2014 12:12PM

If you are into a girl, it tastes how you want it to taste. You can't ingest too much because you will literally get sick. The best is the girl shits on your chest. Then you tongue clean her shit box. Then you just rub the rest of the shit all over your body. Then you brush your teeth, shower and come back and have anal sex with her.

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: Kink? ()
Date: February 14, 2014 12:19PM

dIRTY dAN Wrote:
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> If you are into a girl, it tastes how you want it
> to taste. You can't ingest too much because you
> will literally get sick. The best is the girl
> shits on your chest. Then you tongue clean her
> shit box. Then you just rub the rest of the shit
> all over your body. Then you brush your teeth,
> shower and come back and have anal sex with her.


I see. This is such a weird conversation. Thanks for explaining everything dAN.

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: dIRTY dAN ()
Date: February 14, 2014 12:23PM

tHE oRGASMS after you play with a girls stool is intense. Makes my dick squirt like a supersoaker spray gun.

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: Kink? ()
Date: February 14, 2014 12:26PM

Is this something you've done a lot?

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: dIRTY dAN ()
Date: February 14, 2014 12:47PM

The way I see it I have not done it enough. Most girls are self conscious about shitting and it takes some coaxing to get them comfortable with this act.


And I can't help but feel degraded and have low self esteem after my orgasm. Plus we have to put down garbage bags over the bed because it is messy. Usually the girl urinates while she deficates too. Some times it is explosive also. Diarriah has more water which makes it taste less pungent.

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: kala scarpinksi ()
Date: February 14, 2014 12:57PM

day laborer love

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: Kink? ()
Date: February 14, 2014 12:58PM

You have eaten diarrhea? I don't even know what to say.

I can't imagine all this very well, I'm sorry. And I can't help but think that your breath would never be the same again. I mean, how do you get the smell off? Not to mention the bacteria.

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: Arghhhh!!! ()
Date: February 14, 2014 01:07PM

Knew I shouldn't have clicked on this thread...

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: That just happened ()
Date: February 14, 2014 01:24PM


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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: That just happened 2 ()
Date: February 14, 2014 01:26PM


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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: aging debbie does dallas fan ()
Date: February 14, 2014 04:08PM

those are passenger trains right ?

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Re: Lily from AT&T Commercials
Posted by: dIRTY dAN ()
Date: February 14, 2014 04:12PM

I have eaten diarriah. I've swished it around between my teeth. The best part is when there is about 10" diameter around her buttocks and crack covered with juicy deliciousness. I lick every bit of her ass completely clean. It gets slippery on the garbage bag. Sometimes when a girl is shitting on me their are farts between broken pieces of dung. This is great because it adds an element of smell as well.

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