Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
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SLACK JAWED YOKEL
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Date: April 04, 2023 11:18AM
Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, another day, another limp sort of loss for
> the Nats, this time 6-2 to the still undefeated
> Rays. And of course just more horrible
> humiliation for those so seriously handicapped by
> their own grinding levels of ignorance, envy, and
> ever so brutal butthurt. These clowns simply
> can’t compete on any level at all. Meanwhile,
> game time last night was 2:25, which is like
> getting thrown out of the park after the seventh
> inning. Bozo Bobby is simply ruining the game
> with his incessant meddling. Baseball is best
> played to the beat of a summer’s gently babbling
> brook, not that of some raging, rushing river.
> Let the backlash begin! No problems on the roads
> headed home, though there was a bit of roadwork on
> I-66 to be alert through. The toll for that was
> $0.00, which happens to be the maximum amount we
> are willing to pay, given the competition. And
> I’m glad to say that the knee was and is not
> much worse for wear after its experiences on
> Monday. It’s sore, but I’m up and around just
> fine this morning. And having swapped out the
> Wednesday 1:05 game against TB, we’re off now
> until 4:05 on April 15 against CLE.
>
> Real President Joe meanwhile helps welcome Finland
> into NATO while also shaking his head over the
> continuing bad behavior being displayed by his
> worse than just disgraced predecessor. The Fat
> Boy is of course being forced out of Florida and
> into a Manhattan courtroom to face some music
> today, and these may be just the opening strains
> of a major opus. Expect FOX News and the rest of
> the tone deaf to object. Losers.
>
> In other news, Anthony Rendon’s suspension has
> been reduced to four games, and one time Nat (and
> Nat nemesis) RHP Hunter Strickland (34) has signed
> a minor league deal with CIN. Otherwise, the Nats
> and Rays will square off again today at 7:05 with
> new fifth starter RHP Chad Kuhl (30) set to go
> against LHP Josh Fleming (26). Neither of them is
> very good, so we’ll see what transpires.
>
> No such suspense of course when it comes to dismal
> doings in the derelict dump of Falls Church City.
> Their status as a shopping and dining desert
> remains clear, and their supposedly being within
> walking distance of Westover is hardly much of a
> feather in the cap either. Best bet as always is
> simply to steer clear of the Teeny Tiny City
> altogether.
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