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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 21, 2023 07:55PM

No, JP Morgenthau (and the wife) are wealthy 2012 retirees living all the best of life in a beautiful Sweet Spot home on a much larger than average lot. Go to Nats games a lot. Eat out a lot. Cool.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: matcha ()
Date: April 21, 2023 08:36PM

And, he’s very boring.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: TyroneBiggums ()
Date: April 21, 2023 08:56PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> No, JP Morgenthau (and the wife) are wealthy 2012
> retirees living all the best of life in a
> beautiful Sweet Spot home on a much larger than
> average lot. Go to Nats games a lot. Eat out a
> lot. Cool.


So you're William Robert Moreno?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 22, 2023 08:06AM

yoyjp Wrote:
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> Things will liven up when SFC returns from holiday in TFNF.

Holiday? More like a classic case of radio-silence retreat into simple cowering in shame and disgrace. HOV3? RAMW? Nothing at all for a sicko sock-puppet to celebrate there.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: coyne ()
Date: April 22, 2023 08:16AM

So angry.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: AJPM is Moreno ()
Date: April 22, 2023 08:19AM

Actual JPM is William Robert Moreno. He's even pretending to have a wife again.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Beau Ring ()
Date: April 22, 2023 09:25AM

He can't pretend not to be boring.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 22, 2023 10:23AM

Well, after quite a long run of simply beautiful weather, the more than well-to-do residents of the Sweet Spot will now have to endure a stretch of more pedestrian outdoor conditions. It was 63 degrees out there when I awoke this morning, but after reaching the low 70s, temps will fall over the course of the afternoon as a cool front moves through, dumping as much as an inch of rain along its path as it goes. Should all be cleared out by Sunday, but we’ll be spending a lot of time in the 50s next week.

Real President Joe was meanwhile glad to see at least some glimmer of sense from a badly corrupted USSC yesterday as it backed away (for now) from a store-bought trash ruling in Texas. The Court is only slowly coming to realize the level of folly that it built into its radically horrendous ruling in Dobbs. The just plain disgraceful right-wing fucks up once again.

In other news, things were looking all too familiar in Minneapolis last night as the punchless Nats limped into the late innings down by 2-0. But long-dormant Joey Meneses came through with a solo shot to center in the 7th, and both Lane Thomas and Keibert Ruiz ripped 2-out RBI singles in the 8th. Hunter Harvey used 18 pitches to fan all three batters he faced in the bottom half, but Closer Kyle put the first two on in the bottom of the 9th. He got a line-out next and then induced anxious Jose Miranda to roll the first pitch into a quick 5-4-3 DP to end the ballgame. Yay, us! We can’t be swept by the Twins. We might be blown out today though, as not so hot Chad Kuhl faces their ace, Pablo Lopez in an afternoon contest.

Swept of course by almost everyone over the years, the faded Falls Church City is a virtually permanent last-place loser. Today though, residents can dispose of their unwanted illegal, prescription, and OTC drugs simply by dropping them off at the Police Department entrance to City Hall. No questions asked, they say, and who could be more trustworthy than the Police?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: April 22, 2023 10:28AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> No, JP Morgenthau (and the wife) are wealthy 2012
> retirees living all the best of lifeon SS and food stamps in a
> beautiful Sweet Spotbroke down No Tell Mo-Tel and Trailer Park home on a much larger than
> average lot
Rte 1. Go to the TV Dep't at Walmart on the FFX Connector and watch Nats games a lot while we're there. Sometimes Eat out a 6" sandwich at the in store Subway
> lot. Cool.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 22, 2023 10:30AM

AJPM is Moreno Wrote:
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> He's even pretending to have a wife again.

We’ve been happily married for more than 52 years. You’ve been miserable for your entire life which has burned out already at a lot less than that. Fool!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 22, 2023 10:42AM

^^^ A sorry sight. Just more reminders of the awful damage that the horrors of unresolved ignorance, envy, and butthurt can do. Sunny and 78 in TFNF right now, but watch out for rounds of t-storms around sunset

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: another theory ()
Date: April 22, 2023 10:49AM

Actual JPM is actually the old homeless fucker who used to spam the board about the L-A-M-B Center. Hey AJPM, how about a pic of your imaginary wife's tits?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Kraza ()
Date: April 22, 2023 10:56AM

Yeah, show us the sugar tits!!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: many women ()
Date: April 22, 2023 11:04AM

Lizzie bragged about all the fine women she met in prison, including Venus, Amanda Taylor, Natalie Keepers, and a purple-haired midget named Melissa. She never actually admitted to hooking up with the midget or even sharing her purple dildo -- but bets are on. Lizzie was famously described by Megan as willing to fuck for a happy meal -- and Megan would know. Photo of said criminal midget:


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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Does Lizzie know youre obsessed? ()
Date: April 22, 2023 11:10AM

many women Wrote:
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> Lizzie bragged about all the fine women she met in
> prison, including Venus, Amanda Taylor, Natalie
> Keepers, and a purple-haired midget named Melissa.
> She never actually admitted to hooking up with the
> midget or even sharing her purple dildo -- but
> bets are on. Lizzie was famously described by
> Megan as willing to fuck for a happy meal -- and
> Megan would know. Photo of said criminal midget:
>
>

WTF does this have to do with anything?!!??!!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Little Peoples ()
Date: April 22, 2023 11:16AM

Was she friends with Midgo from Midgetville?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: jvew6 ()
Date: April 22, 2023 12:11PM

JP has a midget dick.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 22, 2023 12:13PM

The slime balls so quickly reveal their barely middle school roots.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Hi William. ()
Date: April 22, 2023 12:23PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The slime balls so quickly reveal their barely
> middle school roots.

It's concerning that you, a self-admitted pedophile, identify so readily with underage school children.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 22, 2023 12:54PM

From impressive peaks of academic, professional, and financial success, I look down and mock your infantile futility and failure.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: kpro ()
Date: April 22, 2023 01:08PM

Still waiting on sugar tits pics.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: oafipaif ()
Date: April 22, 2023 01:53PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> From impressive peaks of academic, professional,
> and financial success, I look down and mock your
> infantile futility and failure.

STFU, Moreno.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 22, 2023 02:57PM

^^^ Full-on flop.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 23, 2023 08:14AM

Well, since 3:00 yesterday afternoon, we’ve seen everything that the Whiffie class can honestly lay on the table — exactly nothing. This is who they are. This is where they live,

Where the wife and I live meanwhile, it’s gotten about 20 degrees cooler all of a sudden. Might see some cloudiness this afternoon as well, but it was still bright and sunny out there when i got up, just sitting at 47 degrees. The high today will be in the low 60s, which is nice enough, but a far cry from the upper 80s of recent days. And the wife and I have hit some bumps in the road in our recent tax work. She forgot to attach some relevant 1099s to our federal return before mailing, so we’ll (eventually) be hearing from the IRS about that. And neither of us is familiar with the revised State Schedule A for 2022, so we’ll need to study that for a bit. Should still be all wrapped up by Friday.

Real President Joe is meanwhile expected to disclose his re-election plans on Tom Tuesday. His actual record of course is one that anyone would be thrilled to run on, but with FOX News still as their guiding light, right-wing cuckoos and whack-jobs will very much want to focus elsewhere. But not at all on the mounting mess of Clarence Thomas, a sleaze who should never have been confirmed to the Court to begin with.

In other news, Joey Meneses had a surprising 4-hit day and CJ Abrams hit his first homer as the Nats got past MIN for a second straight day, this time prevailing over Twins ace Pablo Lopez by a final score of 10-4. The series will wrap up this afternoon with Patrick Corbin on the hill against very tall and not terrible RHP Bailey Ober (27).

Definitely terrible of course is the badly battered burg known as Falls Church City. Some 2,500 FCC residents lost power in Saturday’s storms for instance with most not actually having a Generac. The Sweet Spot was once again spared.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/23/2023 10:34AM by Actual JP Morgenthau.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Hairy Soda ()
Date: April 23, 2023 11:28AM

TL;DR Also, you are BORING.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 23, 2023 01:05PM

The simple-minded are ever bored.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: yup3t ()
Date: April 23, 2023 01:09PM

Everyone is bored by you.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 23, 2023 01:13PM

Hardly, Fag Boy. All that’s just your blazing ignorance, envy, and butthurt showing.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: 501(c) (3] ()
Date: April 23, 2023 01:34PM

Such, a shame shame that JP and partner can’t afford a proper tax attorney
Trying so hard to do it on their own toward saving a precious few dollars.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 23, 2023 02:56PM

Being so much more intelligent than derps like you has always served us very well.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 23, 2023 04:27PM

Poor little left out Linus is an academic failure, a professional failure, and a financial failure. Just a broke-ass, dope-in-a-dump loser with nothing going right for him at all.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: April 23, 2023 08:24PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Poor little left out Linusme is an academic failure,
> a professional failure, and a financial failure.
> I'm Just a broke-ass, dope-in-a-dump loser with
> nothing going right for hime at all.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: toffi ()
Date: April 23, 2023 08:37PM

HaHaHaHaHa!!!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 23, 2023 09:14PM

Dumb is dumb is dumb

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Rusty Kuntz ()
Date: April 23, 2023 09:18PM

This thread is soooo boring.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 23, 2023 09:24PM

How are you helping anything, stupid shit?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Gayvid Blimm0 ()
Date: April 23, 2023 10:30PM

WHY do liberals support terrorists?
WHY do liberals support the spread of AIDS??
WHY do liberals support coddling negro criminals???
WHY????
WHY?????
WHY??????

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 23, 2023 10:36PM

So the wife and I were able to finish off those 2022 state income taxes this afternoon. No ‘tax attorney’ (or ‘master mechanic’) required. LOL!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: he forgets ()
Date: April 24, 2023 09:47AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> So the wife and I were able to finish off those
> 2022 state income taxes this afternoon. No ‘tax
> attorney’ (or ‘master mechanic’) required.
> LOL!


Posted by: Actual JP Morgenthau ()
Date: July 19, 2021 05:54PM

We retain a financial advisor and two tax advisors. It only makes sense in our situation. No point at all in yours, of course.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 24, 2023 10:19AM

As you have not at all recalled, your prior reference was to a ‘tax attorney’. No surprise that you would not know the difference between one of those and a ‘tax advisor’. By the way, with business booming, our investment advisor has taken on a partner, so technically we have two of those now as well. Hope your own Kevin Hart/CashNetUSA-based financial empire is somehow serving you well.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 24, 2023 10:38AM

His cowardly cover now blown by all that ever-raging butthurt, poor Linus-Schmuck remains the same old pathetic piñata for any and all to take a whack at. Such a total loser!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Is JP, Cary? ()
Date: April 24, 2023 10:49AM

Seems so.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 24, 2023 11:31AM

Well, having once again abandoned TFNF just as weather conditions there were improving, the Great White Whiffie now struts and frets his entirely misguided hour upon a local stage in just his familiar and unmistakably inept and ineffective fashion. By the way, neither our tax nor our investment team is on a fee-for-service model. They are instead on retainer through our family financial services organization. While they can be hired for specific purposes, their on-going general advice and guidance are provided gratis. None of that would be called for though in filling out a 2022 Virginia Schedule A. The state does provide instructions after all. In English.

Real President Joe is expected to announce a run for re-election this week but is no doubt chuckling in the meantime over the end of Tucker Carlson at FOX News while also being busy swatting away flies regarding debt limit issues. The GOP as usual can’t even muster an honest approach to that matter. The plain facts are of course that there is no actual purpose to a debt limit other than to allow breast-beating show-boaters to campaign as ‘fiscal conservatives’. Aside from such rube-targeted theatrics, the debt limit accomplishes nothing at all.

In other news, the Nats fizzled out in Minnesota on Sunday, dropping a 3-1 decision that they could easily have avoided but never did. They are off today, but will face the Mets in New York tomorrow night. Josiah Gray should be set to go for us, while NYM will decide later.

The decision on FCC has long been in of course, and it’s just not good. An idiot surplus plus a paucity of normal urban amenities have long branded the place as substandard, and such conditions are not apt to be changing anytime soon. The best bet as always is simply to stay away from the place.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/24/2023 12:48PM by Actual JP Morgenthau.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: FIFY ()
Date: April 24, 2023 01:53PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well,I'm boring.


^ FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 24, 2023 03:08PM

FIFY = Still stuck on stupid. Extremely stupid.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 24, 2023 09:12PM

No comeback from that for any of these little turds.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: cochlear ()
Date: April 24, 2023 09:15PM

still boring

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 24, 2023 09:53PM

That’s just stupid FCC sludge talk. It’s just one dull, drab, nothing sort of day after another over there. Horrible place.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 25, 2023 09:37AM

These sounds of silence are actually the best that Whiffie wankers have ever managed. Wall-to-wall thunderstorms today in TFNF, btw.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: vk3lp ()
Date: April 25, 2023 09:44AM

Pffft!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 25, 2023 10:13AM

^^^ Another one with no date to Junior Prom.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 25, 2023 08:00PM

NWS has all-night t-storms kicking off in TFNF around 8:00 PM. Holy cow!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Graupel ()
Date: April 25, 2023 08:08PM

Thunderstorms in pest-infested Florida. How delightful.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 26, 2023 09:04AM

Now they have all-DAY t-storms kicking off around 9:00 AM.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 26, 2023 11:22AM

Well, the colossal cowardice of the Great White Whiffie carries on in its own inimical style, as he still runs away from messes made without ever looking back. What a fool. What a fraud. Meanwhile, we have reached the point of Hump Day in what has so far been a rather difficult week out here in the Sweet Spot. The dog-loving Principal finally lost his Mom to cancer on Sunday. That was not at all unexpected, but it is still a tough time. The wife and I have each been through that, and it’s just no fun. And closer to home, JP has now been advised that beyond OTC pain meds, modern medicine has no practical fix to offer for my achy knee. No pills, no surgery, no exercise regime that will offer real relief. Not at all what I had hoped to discover in all this, but it is what it is.

Real President Joe is meanwhile stuck having to deal with Kid K-Mac and the GOP Clown Posse, the lot of them foolishly bridling still at the simple facts of fiscal life. Spending and debt are not and have never been the problem here, but somehow, these regressive right-wing stooges and slowpokes have just never quite gotten the message. So dumb!

In other news, in their fifth try, the Nats finally did score an actual run while Jojo Gray was on the mound. In fact they scored five runs, and Josiah responded with a very nice six innings of four hit, shutout ball, posting 9 Ks along the way. Impressive lately, Mason Thompso. n then fired three innings of one-hit, shutout ball, posting four strikeouts of his own to close out a decisive 5-0 victory over the Mets. The two teams will meet again this evening with young lefty Mackenzie Gore taking on righty Kodai Senga (30) who is 3-0 on the season so far. Could be a steep hill.

As some have never noticed, there is a steep, 30-foot cliff cutting across what used to be South Falls Church. A lot of rose quartz was dug out of there back in the day, but it’s little other than simpleton stuff and nonsense that comes out of the FCC area these days, HOV and RAMW claims having been recent cockamamie examples. The City Council has meanwhile decreed that the Falls Green polling place should be ended (effective immediatly) with voters sent back to the Community Center. Time marches on.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/26/2023 11:51AM by Actual JP Morgenthau.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: GAR Star 2002 ()
Date: April 26, 2023 03:29PM

Sorry about your knee.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Tonya H. ()
Date: April 26, 2023 04:38PM

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 26, 2023 06:47PM

Why not? As in why not go out to dinner ?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: XCMPT ()
Date: April 26, 2023 07:07PM

Godfather sub and a pizza please.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 26, 2023 09:54PM

No, we did receive a complimentary cheese and herb flatbread to start the night and out, then some squash and goat cheese ravioli. The wife then went with lollipop lamb chops and I chose fettuccine with veal and chicken. Yummy stuff.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Lavazza ()
Date: April 27, 2023 09:31AM

Meal must have been delicious. Complimentary items are always appreciated and extra tasty.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 27, 2023 09:55AM

Ah yes, the many pleasures of another tasty evening at Pazzo Pomodoro. It was a last minute thing, but glad we made the call. I was instantly looking forward to ordering the house-made soup of the day, but it turned out to be melon and cucumber. Maybe next time. A nevertheless excellent meal came to $240 for the two of us, including dessert, a bottle of Pinot Grigio, and as always a generous tip. We didn’t finish the wine this time, but the rest of it and three boxes of leftovers are now in a Sweet Spot fridge. Bodes well for later on. We also have the pleasure of another sparkling morning out our way today. It was a crisp 46 degrees when I got up with blue skies and lots of sunshine. North winds were barely noticeable at 2 mph. Should reach the low 70s later on with a few clouds and perhaps some sprinkles, but not much chance of any actual rain.

Real President Joe will meanwhile have to endure the same old tedious chirping of the Chicken Littles after this morning’s GDP report. Inflation or recession: the clownies are always complaining about one of them. And then there’s this latest bit of GOP debt limit fraud to laugh at. Stop giving food to the hungry, stop giving care to the sick and elderly, stop giving education to the young. These and similarly dopey ideas are all these right-wing Regressives can come up with. Bunch of utterly useless trolls.

In other news, Mackenzie Gore offered a nice reprise to the work of Josiah Gray in shutting down the Mets last night on the way to a 4-1 Nats win. Kudos as well to Hunter Harvey on a nifty trip through the 7th and 8th. Five big outs with no hits and 3 K’s. He’s another Mason Thompson. We’ve got to play the Mets again tonight, and we’re fresh out of young aces. So we’ll send so-so Trevor Williams out against tough lefty Joey Lucchesi and hope for the best.

The best can never be hoped for of course in always faltering Falls Church City. This is a place that lost its way some sixty years ago and isn’t likely to be bouncing back any time soon. The whole image of a quaint and family-friendly suburban village had quite gone up in smoke. And of course diesel fumes.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 04/27/2023 10:37AM by Actual JP Morgenthau.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 28, 2023 09:45AM

yoyjp Wrote:
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> Things will liven up when SFC returns from holiday in TFNF.

Hmmm. When do you suppose a thing like that might actually happen? At what point will the reviled clown suddenly find the simple courage to come out from behind the shame of his current sock-puppet cover and face the simple facts? It might be better to consider that like Tucker Carlson’s, Linus’s end has come suddenly, his increasingly strained webs of fibs and frauds having given out and come unraveled all at once. With the likes of HOV, RAMW, and TFNF weather as just those final straws. What would the fool even be able to say for himself at this point? NWS by the way has all day thunderstorms beginning at 10:00 AM in TFNF today. So it goes.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 28, 2023 10:40AM

Well, it’s a rather dreary day out here in the Sweet Spot so far today. Not only did the Nats blow a boldly taken late lead against the Mets last night, but the new day has dawned with weather that may well threaten tonight’s scheduled home tilt with PIT. JP has an afternoon appointment with the GP to get through first, so we’ll see what conditions are like after that. Earlier, we had rain and 54 degrees outside with east winds that should reach double digits. And it looks like we might be stuck in that same sorry rut through much of the weekend and then well into next week. Yuck!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Boring thread on abandoned forum ()
Date: April 28, 2023 10:47AM

The cool kids all moved to r/nova.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: yoyjp... ()
Date: April 28, 2023 10:57AM

Seven Figure City will return when you let him.

More important is your telling us about your decadent Italian leftover breakfast.

Wife and I enjoyed a simple bowl of Post Raising Bran.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 28, 2023 11:55AM

yoyjp... Wrote:
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> Seven Figure City will return when you let him.

LOL! The big bad boot is relentless, Fag Boy!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: pity posting ()
Date: April 28, 2023 12:13PM

yoyjp... Wrote:
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> Seven Figure City will return when you let him.
>
> More important is your telling us about your
> decadent Italian leftover breakfast.
>
> Wife and I enjoyed a simple bowl of Post Raising
> Bran.


^ pity post

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: colorectal ()
Date: April 28, 2023 12:36PM

eat your vegetables

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: 2 Packs ()
Date: April 28, 2023 12:55PM

The Forest Inn was a dump

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 28, 2023 01:03PM

yoyjp... Wrote:
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> More important is your telling us about your
> decadent Italian leftover breakfast.

Had the last of the leftovers last night. Cheese omelet with an apple turnover for breakfast this morning.

> Wife and I enjoyed a simple bowl of Post Raising Bran.

A bit spare. Hopefully there was enough for each of you to have a bowl.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Much better ()
Date: April 28, 2023 02:10PM

r/nova

Not boring like JP

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 28, 2023 03:22PM

Many are those who fall far short of JP levels. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.

Back from the doctor now. Lab and physical results all look good. Back again for a recheck in six months, but not sure yet whether to gamble on tonight’s Nats game…

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 28, 2023 03:34PM

The wife’s wheelchair dude just called to say the game is moved to 6:05 tomorrow. Sounds good to me. Might order some Chinese food now.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 28, 2023 07:42PM

So the wife nixed the whole Chinese thing, and we ended up with a pizza, salads, subs, and a couple of bowls of pasta instead. That’ll work.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Jokie Mahtling ()
Date: April 28, 2023 08:25PM

Marriage is like going to a restaurant. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you ordered that!

Heee Heee Heee!!!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Ainz ()
Date: April 28, 2023 10:16PM

You really shouldn't pass up the opportunity to try the French dip. Even the sushi isn't that bad by any stretch of the imagination. | www.drywallarlington.com

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: April 28, 2023 10:33PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> FIFY =I'm Still stuck on stupid. Extremely stupid.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 29, 2023 09:13AM

No improvement among the clown class as yet. Same old bunch of failing middle-school dopes and losers. All heavy-laden yet with massive and sorrowfully crushing burdens of ignorance, envy, and butthurt. JP is meanwhile reheating a bowl of pasta from last night.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Ozempica ()
Date: April 29, 2023 09:41AM

^^^ Fatty McButterpants!!!!!

Pizza, pasta, subs & more pasta...

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 29, 2023 09:53AM

Pizza, SALADS, subs, and pasta.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Pirate Parrot ()
Date: April 29, 2023 10:00AM

Yay Pittsburgh! Go Pirates!! Hurray for wheelchair service!!!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: CroNut ()
Date: April 29, 2023 10:23AM

Advanced septuagenarians can eat whatever they want. Sausage w/ pepper, loaded pizza, double cheeseburger w/ truffle fries. MORE, EVERTHING!!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 29, 2023 11:56AM

Well once again, the Whiffie fools are shown to lack both knowledge of and respect for the truth. Fact and reason are their big-time enemies, while lie and deny are their major friends. Sick. And conditions here in the Sweet Spot have improved enough to allow the grounds crew to get in and finish off some lawn and garden trim work. We had about an inch of rain yesterday, but hardly any overnight, and even the clouds should begin breaking up by this evening. Winds will flip from NW to SE today but will never get above single digits. Bodes well for our make-up game with PIT this evening. Looks like Vince Velasquez And Chad Kuhl will be the starters in that game. That much does NOT really bode well.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 29, 2023 12:44PM

And of course the wisdom of ‘spending’ of any sort depends heavily on how much one has previously been able to put in the bank. This is why at our ages we have teams of doctors to advise which dietary restrictions we should continue to pay heed to and which we can more or less afford to ignore. Fortunately, the latter category is still well-populated.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: April 29, 2023 01:13PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well once again, the Whiffie fools like me are shown to
> lack both knowledge of and respect for the truth.
> Fact and reason are theirmy big-time enemies, while
> lie and deny are theirmy major friends. Sick. And
> conditions here in the Sweet Spot No Tell Mo Tel and Trailer Park have improved
> enough to allow the grounds crew to get in and
> finish off some lawn and garden trim work. We had
> about an inch of rain yesterday, but hardly any
> overnight, and even the clouds should begin
> breaking up by this evening.
the trash trucks to get in and dump the overflowing dumpsters Winds will flip from
> NW to SE today but will never get above single
> digits. Bodes well for our make-up game with PIT
> this evening. Looks like Vince Velasquez And Chad
> Kuhl will be the starters in that game. That much
> does NOT really bode well. Meanwhile, better head outside to the FFX
> Connector for the ride to Walmart and the TV Dept. The Crew will have our
> folding chairs in place when we get there. And there's enough left from
> last month to buy 2 of the 6" cheap sandwiches. We'll have to split a large
> Coke, though.




FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 29, 2023 01:30PM

The amazing thing about FIFY is that he’s actually dumb enough to sign his work. What a total tool.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: April 29, 2023 02:33PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> The amazing thing about FIFYme is that he’sI'm
> actually dumb enough to sign his work. WhatI'm a
> total tool.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 29, 2023 05:33PM

You’re an ignorant, talentless asshole

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 29, 2023 05:45PM

And speaking of ignorant and talentless, DCPD did nothing but create between-games chaos by devoting all priority to those leaving Game-1 and none to those arriving for Game-2. Result? Gridlock. Big surprise.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 29, 2023 10:21PM

SWEPT!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Between Innings Music ()
Date: April 29, 2023 10:49PM

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Uh WEEEEEE-YO!

Dum Dum Weezy
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Uh WEEEEE-YO!
uh-WEEEEE-YO!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Ballpark Frank ()
Date: April 29, 2023 10:58PM

It’s going to be a long season.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 29, 2023 11:31PM

Not as long as 2019.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: HX64E ()
Date: April 30, 2023 11:26AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> DCPD
>
>
>
>


What's this?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: dan dan noodle ()
Date: April 30, 2023 11:34AM

SFC certainly knows!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: wt4pj ()
Date: April 30, 2023 12:09PM

still raining in TFNVA

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 30, 2023 12:26PM

Well, after providing a beautiful bright and sunny day for bad baseball by the Nats and even worse traffic control by DCPD yesterday, the weather has reverted to a rather dismal light rain which may last the better part of the day. This is likely a good thing in terms of recently completed grounds crew work at fertilizing and overseeing, but otherwise, not so much. It was 59 degrees when I got up today, but we won’t get beyond the low 60s with trivial winds, but still the possibility of scattered thunderstorms rolling by. There’s more pasta in the fridge, but I’ve begun with the green goodness of a crunchy Caesar salad.

Real President Joe meanwhile did another thing last night that the departed Fat Boy could never accomplish — show up at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Didn’t see many from FOX News there either, though the also departed Tucker did come up in passing.

In other news, the Nats fell 6-3 to PIT in the scheduled game, then got blown out 16-1 by the Buccos in the nightcap make-up of Friday's postponed game. The City Connection fedora was little consolation. The same teams wii try to finish off the series this afternoon with Josiah Gray opposing pretty tough RHP Johan Oviedo (25) in a 1:35 start. The Nats made a roster move prior to the game, calling up RHP Andres Machado (30) and DFAing LHP Anthony Banda (almost 30). That leaves no lefties in the pen, so maybe a scrap heap move is pending, but maybe not, since Bozo Bobby’s new rules so severely undercut the value of lefty specialists.

Being so low already, it’s hard to see how anyone could further undercut the value of folded Falls Church City. FCCPD are meanwhile seeking information about a smash-and-grab at a downtown jewelers in which no one was hurt and nothing was stolen. Video shows a gang of five was involved in the incident. Hopefully they can be stopped before they strike again.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 30, 2023 12:31PM

wt4pj Wrote:
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> still raining in TFNVA

Lol! You missed the point completely. But it is still 76 and quite windy (20+ mph) in TFNF right now.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: April 30, 2023 06:58PM

Proving once again that if you at all know what you are doing, you can tap into NWS real-time weather feeds from all over whenever you want. Winds are down to 16 mph in TFNF right now for instance.

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