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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 15, 2023 05:51PM

^^^ BIG TIME LOSER ^^^



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/15/2023 05:57PM by Actual JP Morgenthau.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 15, 2023 07:34PM

Well, nice entertaining win for the Nats today. Got on 66 West at 7:17, got off at 7:25 to grab a Subway Spicy Italian for supper. Yum! And no tolls at all.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Jared ()
Date: May 15, 2023 07:44PM

Eat fresh!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Whew! ()
Date: May 15, 2023 08:02PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Well, nice entertaining win for the Nats today.
> Got on 66 West at 7:17, got off at 7:25 to grab a
> Subway Spicy Italian for supper. Yum! And no
> tolls at all.


Or FINES!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 15, 2023 08:30PM

Not because they don’t exist. Stupid Fag Boy.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: He forgets his own bullshit ()
Date: May 15, 2023 08:48PM

Nobody ever claimed that they didn't exist dumbshit. You made that part up trying to babble your way out of your fuck up as you often do. lol

The question was whether FINES apply in the case of your car with less than HOV-3 and an EZPass.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Detector of Ignoramuses ()
Date: May 15, 2023 08:56PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Detector of Ignoramuses Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You said 2A was put in to preserve slavery.
>
> Not what I said at all. Stupid ahistorical fool.



Lie & Deny, it's what you do. You said it.. Face it, you're PWND again, as usual. You're the ignoramus who doesn't know their history. for 3, Jefferson, Adams & Hamilton all mention the Right to Bear Arms guaranteed in the Mass constitution. Out of the 2, the Mass is older by about 7 or 8 years.

Dolt.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 16, 2023 01:50AM

He forgets his own bullshit Wrote:
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> The question was whether FINES apply in the case
> of your car with less than HOV-3 and an EZPass.

Nonsense. Fines exist in the general sense and were first raised in that sense. Your flailing attempts to hide in the weeds of particularization all stem from a desperate but misplaced reliance on outdated material and all too familiar levels of ignorance, envy, and butthurt.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 16, 2023 02:31AM

Detector of Ignoramuses Wrote:
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> Lie & Deny, it's what you do. You said it.

Not said at all, dope. Lord knows where you are coming from, but the self-strangling amendment came to exist as part of delivery on promises made during ratification by the Federalists in general and Madison in particular to assure slave-owning states that in its proposed constitution, the anti-slavery majority was not trying to end the institution by disarming the militias, AKA slave patrols, that helped whites feel safe from widely-feared black ‘uprisings’.

As for your ‘Right to Bear Arms’, let’s remember that this phrase, one of two, was almost always used at the time in a military sense. The civil equivalent was a ‘Right to Carry Weapons’. The difference is significant, but you’ve only just heard of it.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: A FINE mess you made ()
Date: May 16, 2023 09:34AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> He forgets his own bullshit Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The question was whether FINES apply in the
> case
> > of your car with less than HOV-3 and an EZPass.
>
> Nonsense. Fines exist in the general sense and
> were first raised in that sense...

Bullshit. They were raised in the specific sense of you and your wife being "banned" from using the express lanes for your 1:05 games because you didn't meet HOV-3 requirements and faced possible "FINES" (vs tolls) even though you have an EZPass.

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Posted by: Actual JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 31, 2023 09:02AM

The problem being that I-66 inside the Beltway went from HOV-2 to HOV-3 as of last Dec 5.

> Guess he finally realized she's make believe after all!

Oh, she’s quite real alright. We first met in early 1966 and were married in late 1970. Two kids and two very successful careers later, and here we are, wealthy Sweet Spot retirees who are now banned by HOV-3 from using I-66 on the way home from 1:05 Nats games. Of which there are many in our half-season plan. We’ll be swapping some of those out for later start times here quite soon though.

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Posted by: Actual JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 31, 2023 05:23PM

seven figure city... Wrote:
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> Too poor to pay the tolls! LOL!

Did you mean FINES, moron? They run up to $1000, you know. Again, that was last Dec 5 when HOV-2 became HOV-3 in NoVa. Sorry you missed it. Clod

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Posted by: Actual JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 31, 2023 06:32PM

seven figure city.... Wrote:
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> No tolls, you fucking moron. Clearly out of your reach,
> you indigent idiot.

Tolls apply to those who are in compliance with HOV regs. Violators are the ones who end up with fines. Do you know the difference?


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Posted by: Actual JP Morgenthau ()
Date: March 31, 2023 08:42PM

seven figure city… Wrote:
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> Dude, you clearly have no idea how tolls/HOV work
> on 66 inside the beltway.

The same way they did under HOV-2, only now it’s HOV-3. Surprise!

> Have you even heard of E-ZPass or E-ZPass flex?

There’s been one on the front window for years. It does tolls, but not fines.

FINES don't apply in the case of a vehicle under HOV-3 and an EZPass. There was no reason to mention FINES "generally" or specifically.

You fucked up. Embrace it. lol

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 16, 2023 09:51AM

Hahahahaha! This is you once again desperately trying to spin straw into gold. You have only once again FAILED MISERABLY. Like Westover, RAMW, and so many other of your one-way crash-and-burn ventures, you should never have started this one. Stupid failtard. The facts are that — as you missed out on entirely — 66 inside the Beltway went from HOV-2 to HOV-3 last Dec 5. That means the wife and I are asked this season to pay $11.55 to travel from Rosslyn to the Beltway after 1:00 games, an increase of $11.55 over what we were asked to pay in prior seasons. So we switched all our 1:00 games to games later in the day. Problem solved. It is also the case that in addition to tolls, various HOV-related fines exist and that these cannot either be paid or avoided using an EZ-Pass. You’ve perhaps not previously been aware of those either?



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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Get over it old fuck ()
Date: May 16, 2023 10:22AM

Hahahahaha! You had a brain fart.

It happens more and more with old folks like you.

You thought that you couldn't use the express lanes with two in the car because they were HOV-3 or you'd face possible FINES. Dumb.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Sock Puppet Theater ()
Date: May 16, 2023 10:25AM

Every day...

JP1- Weather in the Sweet Spot is superior.
JP2- You are a failure. Full of lies!
JP1- No lies. Only fact and reason.
JP2- You can't afford to pay road tolls.
JP1- I can afford everything. Smarter and better than everyone.

FIN

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 16, 2023 10:35AM

Get over it old fuck Wrote:
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> You thought that you couldn't use the express
> lanes with two in the car because they were HOV-3
> or you'd face possible FINES. Dumb.

No. Because of the requested $11.55 toll that we are not about to pay. Try to follow along. That will become an important skill in your junior high school years.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Giffen Goods ()
Date: May 16, 2023 10:54AM

Such a show

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 16, 2023 11:04AM

Well, these dithering douchebags may all be wound up in perplexing-to-them balls of confusion, but as right-thinking wealthy retirees, we here in the Sweet Spot are focused on higher order things. We have for instance sent off another $300 order for high end groceries that should simply appear on our front porch by 3:00 this very afternoon. And then there’s this lovely May morning to be taken in. There are thunderstorms expected in TFNF by noon, but here in the delightful Sweet Spot, it was just 64 and mostly sunny when I got up. There is a chance for a few showers after sunset, but it’s all good until then. Highs today should be just under 80 with humidity in the 60s and SW winds at 5. No rain.

Real President Joe must meanwhile still wait for cuckoo K-Mac to come to his senses on the senseless matter of the debt limit. Like the 2nd Amendment, this is a bit of legalistic fluff that we’d all be better off without, but the children in the room can’t help but want to play with it. The morons.

In other news, Patrick Corbin pitched pretty well, and Joey Meneses had four hits helping the Nats to plate runs in seven of their eight turns at bat, as they rather handily turned back the Mets by a score of 10-3 to earn a 2-2 series split. The boys have flown down to Miami now, and will play three against the Marlins before flying back home to take on the Tigers. This evening’s game will see sometimes tough righty Josiah Gray taking on sometimes tough lefty Jesus Luzardo.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/16/2023 11:42AM by Actual JP Morgenthau.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Revisionist history ()
Date: May 16, 2023 11:14AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Get over it old fuck Wrote:
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> -----
> > You thought that you couldn't use the express
> > lanes with two in the car because they were
> HOV-3
> > or you'd face possible FINES. Dumb.
>
> No. Because of the requested $11.55 toll that we
> are not about to pay. Try to follow along. That
> will become an important skill in your junior high
> school years.

No. You didn’t mention the toll amount until much later after you realized that you’d fucked up. lol.

In fact, you specifically dismissed tolls and noted “FINES,” capitalized for emphasis, when questioned about tolls. See above dumbshit.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Pitiful pretentious douchebag ()
Date: May 16, 2023 11:18AM

“High-end groceries.” lol!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Ghost of Chuck Kindleberger ()
Date: May 16, 2023 11:30AM

JP always presented herself as a privileged douche. Often smelled like cat pee.

Go Marlins.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 16, 2023 11:51AM

Fiction may have its place, but it’s just plain trash when posted here. You missed the change from HOV-2 to HOV-3 on 66 inside the Beltway and have been staggering in the dark ever since. Still sucks to be you, which comes as a surprise to no one. Something else you have no doubt missed is that NWS now predicts t-storms in TFNF from noon to 4:00 this afternoon. What a bad place to be.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Je suis Falls Church guy ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:02PM

Dumbshit STILL can't tell different posters apart.

I didn't miss anything. In particular, you thinking that you couldn't use the express lanes (yes, they are express lanes) with two in the car now when they're HOV-3 or face FINES. And it's impossible to miss you trying to babble your way out of your fuck up. What makes it better is that you're always so confidently WRONG that it's more difficult for you to back pedal. lmao

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 16, 2023 12:18PM

More Linus-grade FAIL. There’s been so much of that here lately. Jerk.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Tuna Tunah ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:18PM

Is JP lesbian? Recall her mention of marriage in the 70's to a Joan Baez or Lucinda Williams look-alike... something like that. Not, that there's anything wrong with it.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 16, 2023 12:39PM

This feeble sort of sludge-work is all that’s left to him. Poor desiccated little Fag Boy.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Elton’s John ()
Date: May 16, 2023 12:54PM

JP loves it all!! Years later, he can still taste me and the cat.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 16, 2023 01:15PM

One clumsy fuck-up after another. things only get worse and worse for the Fag Bou.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Detector of Ignoramuses ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:24PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Detector of Ignoramuses Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lie & Deny, it's what you do. You said it.
>
> Not said at all, dope.

Yes it was said and said by you. And farther down in this post, you double down on it. It's just more of the liberal bullshit and lies America hating assholes like you spread..


>
> the self-strangling amendment
> came to exist as part of delivery on promises made
> during ratification by the Federalists in general
> and Madison in particular to assure slave-owning
> states that in its proposed constitution, the
> anti-slavery majority was not trying to end the
> institution by disarming the militias, AKA slave
> patrols,
>

See? You double down on it. Of course, given your history here, you'll try to den y your own words. you've done it before, so you'll keep doing it. No wonder everybody laughs at you.

What's even funnier is you double down on your own ignorance and stupidity. The Right to Bear Arms was in the Mass constitution long before it was in the Fed. Lots of those at the time who wrote about 2A says something about it coming from the Mass constitution.

Mass made slavery illegal before the Treaty of Paris which was sometime in Aug, Sep or Oct, 1783, I'm just too lazy to google the exact date right now. The Mass constitution went in effect in 1780 but I'm too lazy to google the exact date of that, too. The Fed was wrote in 1787 and went in effect in 1789. I'm still too lazy to google the exact dates. In fact, by 1781, it was clear to most people the Mass courts weren't going to backup slavery b|c they made a lot of anti slavery rulings. The Mass courts finally made it absolutely illegal by saying the Mass constitution didn't allow it.

So there you have it. 2A's roots were in a constitution of an anti slavery state, a constitution that was ruled by the courts to not allow slavery. It caem from anti slavery sources, not pro slavery. Of course, being the moron you are, you'll ignore this and continue to regurgitate the liberal nonsense Huff post feeds you. You've proved 100X you're not capable of any original or even rational thought. And every day you prove what an imbecile you are.




>
> As for your ‘Right to Bear Arms’, let’s
> remember that this phrase, one of two, was almost
> always used at the time in a military sense.
>
>
>


The courts don't agree with you. They've disagreed with you a lot of times. You're not a judge. you're not a lawyer either, even though you pretend to be both. You're just a self righteous, self important buttwipe knowitall who claims to be an expert in everything but really somebody who's more ignorant than most of these trolls & other shitposters here.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 16, 2023 01:33PM

Your English sucks and your History sucks as well. Courts adjudicate neither.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: For Whom the Bell Tolls ()
Date: May 16, 2023 01:39PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> More Linus-grade FAIL. There’s been so much of
> that here lately. Jerk.


So no effective response for your brain fart. Got it.

Who did you think the tolls were for if you had to have HOV-3? lol

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 16, 2023 01:50PM

What? You failed to note the change to HOV-3 last December. You’ve been just a poor fish out of water since making that error obvious.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Detector of Ignoramuses ()
Date: May 16, 2023 02:50PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Your English sucks

You're worried about grammar on shithole FFXU? What kind of a pedantic ass are you? For a shithole like this, my English is good enough. It's mostly trolls & ignoramuses who are going to read it anyhow, you being the chief ignoramus. Why bother being careful with your English in this shithole? I'll worry about my English on sites where they actually have mostly educated people instead of trolls and ignoramuses like here You, of course; still being the Head Ignoramus.


> and your History sucks as well.

Says the ignoramus who shows how little he knows about anything every day, including history.

> Courts adjudicate neither.


& you're not qualified to judge either, especially since you're Head Ignoramus of FFXU.


What a dolt.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 16, 2023 02:56PM

Grammar isn’t the problem — it’s basic comprehension. And I’m actually of course one of those people you’ve been achingly envious of over your entire life of so seriously falling short.



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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Ball of Confusion ()
Date: May 16, 2023 03:40PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> What? You failed to note the change to HOV-3 last
> December. You’ve been just a poor fish out of
> water since making that error obvious.


You're very confused old fuck.

I didn't fail to note anything.

But do you know what changed with going to HOV-3?






Wait for it...





Wait for it...




No FINES for being under the HOV occupancy level.

Dumbshit.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 16, 2023 03:57PM

Exactly, you low-grade douchebag. The FINES have always been there and still are. And you still can’t pay for any of them with an EZ-Pass. And all lanes of 66 inside the Beltway went to HOV-3 last December, while all actual Express Lanes are to be found outside the Beltway.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: He can't get his head around it ()
Date: May 16, 2023 04:57PM

Wrong dumbshit. No longer are there FINES for using the express lanes under the HOV occupancy level. You now simply pay a toll using your EZPass. Simple. You were confused about that. Your babbling about "general FINES" and whether you can pay them with an EZPass is just more of your usual attempted distraction from your fuck up and makes you look more like the old fool you are. Just let it go now.

They are "actual Express Lanes:"

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Express Lanes are open during rush hours on Interstate 66 inside the Beltway between I-495 and Route 29 in Rosslyn, providing new travel options and more predictable trips for all travelers.

http://66expresslanes.org/about_the_lanes/default.asp

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 16, 2023 05:20PM

Fines continue to exist. Your brain does not. Nor do Express Lanes on I-66 except between 495 and Gainesville.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: CoV >> Your dumb ass ()
Date: May 16, 2023 08:06PM

Sure FINES exist. Nobody ever said that they didn't.

But they don't apply to you using the express lanes with less than 3 and an EZPass. You were not "banned" from using the lanes. You had no need to be concerned with FINES. You would not be in violation by using them with two in the car. You would not have to pay any FINES with an EZPass or otherwise.

According to the Commonwealth of Virginia they do exist on 66 inside the Beltway:

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Express Lanes are open during rush hours on Interstate 66 inside the Beltway between I-495 and Route 29 in Rosslyn, providing new travel options and more predictable trips for all travelers.

http://66expresslanes.org/about_the_lanes/default.asp

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 16, 2023 08:29PM

ALL lanes on 66 inside the Beltway are HOV-3 during HOV hours. That’s new from last December.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Well, yeah... ()
Date: May 16, 2023 09:06PM

Anything else Captain Obvious? lol

What does that have to do with any FINES related to you using them with two in the car and an EZPass?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 16, 2023 09:24PM

Well, fines do exist, which makes them more relevant than you are.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Captain Obvious tries again ()
Date: May 16, 2023 09:28PM

Think we already covered that attempt at saying nothing.

Now what relevant FINES apply to you using the express lanes with two in the car and an EZPass?

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 16, 2023 09:38PM

Your question is relevant to NOTHING, you worse than ignorant douchebag.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fine point ()
Date: May 16, 2023 09:55PM

It's relevant to you being concerned with FINES for using the express lanes with two in the car and an EZPass.

You could just say "Duh! Yeah, not sure what I was thinking when I wrote that."

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 16, 2023 10:09PM

Never thought any such thing.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Detector of Ignoramuses ()
Date: May 16, 2023 10:23PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Grammar isn’t the problem — it’s basic
> comprehension.

& you're not competent in either like we see here every day. You blindly believe the BS fed to you by the libstream media and the DNC.


> And I’m actually of course one
> of those people you’ve been achingly envious of
> over your entire life of so seriously falling
> short.



Nobody envies a mindless ignoramus like you. Dolt.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 16, 2023 10:49PM

^^^ just plain dumb as a stick.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Detector of Ignoramuses ()
Date: May 17, 2023 09:32AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^ just plain dumb as a stick.


^^^obvious mindless ignoramus. Pathological liar, too.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 17, 2023 10:07AM

Butthurt in the morning, butthurt in the evening, butthurt at supper time.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: E-Z Pass ()
Date: May 17, 2023 11:01AM

Hilarious that with all of the supposed money, Actual Morgenthau cannot afford local highway tolls.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 17, 2023 11:53AM

Well, the worst sorts here can only continue to roll in the wallows of their ingrained ignorance, envy, and butthurt, markers each of a completely failed existence. And in stark contrast, we have here in the Sweet Spot ranks and files of the wealthy and well-to-do, well-educated exemplars each of all that is good and admirable in a well-earned and well-lived retirement lifestyle. No t-storms at 2:00 for them the way that TFNF folk will have to endure today. Instead, after starting out at a sunny 64 degrees, we’ll see tons of sun and highs in the low 70s, no rain and breezes from the north at 10 mph. Rather nice, all in all.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 17, 2023 12:20PM

E-Z Pass Wrote:
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> Hilarious that with all of the supposed money,
> Actual Morgenthau cannot afford local highway
> tolls.

Dope. We can afford to sit around out here and set $20 bills on fire, but we don’t do that either. In this case, there is a choice between paying $11.55 and paying $0.00 for the same service. It doesn’t seem like a very difficult choice actually.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Detector of Ignoramuses ()
Date: May 17, 2023 05:27PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Butthurt in the morning, butthurt in the evening,
> butthurt at supper time.

You're an ig-no-ra-mus
Who's made of butthurt slime.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 17, 2023 06:28PM

You know, I tire of posting the details of my impressive CV — the degrees, the awards, the honoraries, the fellowships. Then the decades of profession and financial accomplishment. It’s a lot to go through offer and over.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: HVEXW ()
Date: May 17, 2023 07:05PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> You know, I tire of posting the details of my
> impressive CV — the degrees, the awards, the
> honoraries, the fellowships. Then the decades of
> profession and financial accomplishment. It’s a
> lot to go through offer and over.


What Gerund Boy really means is his imaginary CV is all phoney. Fake degrees, lies about awards, imaginary honoraries and bogus fellowships he never got. Old Pottymouth's "professional accomplishment" was he was Acting Supervisor of Paper Clips for 2 weeks in his otherwise bland career as a GS-Nobody. "Financial Accomplishments" prevent him from doing anything about the sagging car port, drafty windows, & leaking roof & doors that won't close right on his falling apart 1950s suburban rambler. Yup, all that failure weighs heavy on Gerund Boy.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 17, 2023 11:15PM

Much to Alphabet-Boi’s chagrin, Fairfax County’s most recent assessment of our Sweet Spot residence rounds to $1.8M. If it were actually on the market, it would appraise for more than that.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: jyvcp ()
Date: May 18, 2023 05:18AM

Look at you!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: XHXDK ()
Date: May 18, 2023 08:11AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Much to Alphabet-Boi’s chagrin, Fairfax
> County’s most recent assessment of our Sweet
> Spot residence rounds to $1.8M. If it were
> actually on the market, it would appraise for more
> than that.


Much to the chgrin of Gerund Boy, everybody on FFXU knows he's a habitual liar. Everybody knows Old Pottymouth's "Sweet Spot" is a falling apart 1950s typical suburban rambler. The driveway is buckling & full of oil stains. the carport sags, the windows are drafty, the roof leaks and the doors don't close right. The rewards of being a career GS-Nobody.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 18, 2023 09:02AM

^^^ Such are the feeble products of ignorance, envy, and butthurt as are mass-produced here by the little people. What a sorry Lot!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 18, 2023 09:40AM

So the Whiffie masses have great capability when it comes to little-boy whining and complaining, but beyond that, they appear to have no actual skills or talents at all. They mess up in school, fail to have any actual career, and then climb few if any any rungs on the financial ladder. Easily swayed by the appeals of silver-tongued demagogues and charlatans, it’s only doltish slaves and FOX News fodder that they can manage to turn themselves into. Deaf, dumb, and blind fits their societal situation to a tee.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: May 18, 2023 09:56AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> ^^^ Such are theI'm feeble productsand full of ignorance,
> envy, and butthurt as are mass-produced here byI'm just 1 of
> the little people but I pretend to be important. Self important is more like it.. What a sorry Lot I'm a memeber of!


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: May 18, 2023 10:07AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> SoI'm gay. I'm just 1 of the Whiffie masses. I have great capability when
> it comes to little-boy whining and complaining,
> but beyond that, they appear toI have no actual
> skills or talents at all. Except for being VERY gay TheyI messed up in school, I
> failed to have any actual career, I was just a GS-Nobodyand thenI climbed few
> if any any rungs on the financial ladder. I'm totally, completely, 110% GAY. I'm Easily
> swayed by the appeals of silver-tongued demagogues
> and charlatans, it’s only doltish slaves and FOX
> News
CNN MSNBC, NYT & WaPo fodder that theyI can manage to turn
> themselvesmyself into. Deaf, dumb, and blind fits theirmy
> societal situation to a tee. Did I remember to mention I'm gay?


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: MJVBY ()
Date: May 18, 2023 10:33AM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> So the Whiffie masses have great capability when
> it comes to little-boy whining and complaining,
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>


Says the drunken, lying Gerund Boy who throws tantrums like a 4 YO and has the potty mouth of a 5th grader. WHAT a loser!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 18, 2023 10:50AM

Well, while miserable frustration and lamentation are so often heard from among the nearby and so unfortunate lower orders and strata, here at the happy heart of upscale happiness and success known as the Sweet Spot, we have but another morn of song and celebration among the busy woods, fields, and streams that embrace our beautiful homes on their much larger than average lots. Indeed, it was a bright and sunny 51 degrees back when I first got up, with light breezes from the east, humidity below 50%, and pretty much zero risk of rain. Instead, we should see solid sunshine today with highs in the low 70s. Good news in TFNF as well: t-storms are expected to hold off until 3:00 PM.

Real President Joe is meanwhile off to the G-7 summit in Japan. The twin perils of Russia and China will be discussed in some detail, along with the usual trade and economic issues. It will be interesting to see how right-wing Italian PM Giorgia Meloni behaves and is treated in her first G-7 appearance.

In other news, the Nats were victimized again by a Jorge Soler 2-run homer, as an otherwise credible outing by Mackenzie Gore was turned into a 4-3 loss to the Marlins. One more go at The Fish this afternoon with Trevor Williams set to go against tall and highly touted RHP Eury Perez (20). Maybe he’ll leave a ball or two out over the plate for us.

Touting of Falls Church City as any sort of place to live of course ended some sixty years ago. Home to far too many abject liars and deniers but way too few valid shopping and dining amenities. Sort of a backwards place really.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/18/2023 11:41AM by Actual JP Morgenthau.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: MGJXD ()
Date: May 18, 2023 10:54AM

TL;DR

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 18, 2023 11:44AM

^^^ He reads every word every day.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Doodads ()
Date: May 18, 2023 12:06PM

Woddle Doddle!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 18, 2023 12:24PM

^^^ He reads as many words as he can.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Mr. C ()
Date: May 18, 2023 12:39PM

Sit on it, Potsie!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 18, 2023 02:31PM

Yeah, sitting on top of the hill today. Just like every other day.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: May 18, 2023 06:04PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Yeah, sitting on top of thea hill of dog crap today. Just like
> every other day.



FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 18, 2023 06:43PM

FIFY is just another word for LOSER.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: veutg ()
Date: May 18, 2023 07:02PM

You’re jealous of his talent.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: May 18, 2023 07:14PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> FIFYActual JP Morgenthau is just another wordname for King of the LOSERS.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: veutg ()
Date: May 18, 2023 07:17PM

Lol, Lol!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 18, 2023 09:49PM

Once ‘Asshole of the Year’, FIFY is now just an asshole.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: May 18, 2023 10:25PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> OnceI'm ‘Asshole of the Year’, FIFY is nownot just
> anstandard asshole.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 18, 2023 10:27PM

Broken like a broken record.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 19, 2023 11:55AM

Well, the pitiful worst of the Whiffies fall down even in their lame attempts to throw sticks and sones. Stupid douches are an embarrassment to their middle schools

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: HeyGoober ()
Date: May 19, 2023 12:06PM

CAULIFLOWER CRUST PIZZA SUCKS

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: May 19, 2023 12:59PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> BrokenI shitpost the same old shit like a broken record.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: DPPGL ()
Date: May 19, 2023 01:20PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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>
>
> Stupid douches are an embarrassment to
> their middle schools


Says the hypocritical, lying, drunken Gerund Boy with the potty mouth of a 5th grader. Such a loser!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 19, 2023 01:43PM

Suck on it, little one. And know that your failure in life is already complete.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/19/2023 01:45PM by Actual JP Morgenthau.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: May 19, 2023 02:43PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> I Suck on little boys, little one. And know that myour
> failure in life is already completeongoing.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 19, 2023 05:17PM

Eat shit, scumbag.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: May 19, 2023 05:59PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> I Eat shit sandwiches, B|C I'm a scumbag.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 19, 2023 06:05PM

FIFY = putrid little sack of shit.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 19, 2023 07:46PM

Of course, he’s not the only one, nor is this a new thing for him.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: May 19, 2023 08:53PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> FIFY =Actual JP Morgenthau is a putrid little sack of shit. He's also VERY GAY


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Fixer 0f It For You ()
Date: May 19, 2023 08:55PM

Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote:
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> Of course, he’sI'm not the only one, nor is this a
> new thing for hime. Especially the part about me being VERY GAY.


FIFY

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: NCVNE ()
Date: May 19, 2023 09:06PM

LOL.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 19, 2023 10:02PM

Still just swimming in the kiddie pool. No surprise at all!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 20, 2023 10:25AM

Well, the mindless Whiffie retards continue to make no progress at all in life, mired as ever in a stupid and penniless state of endless angst and jealousy. Most will or already have failed in high school. Few will be able to attend any sort of decent college. They won’t have good-looking girlfriends, get good job offers, live in nice neighborhoods, or drive fancy cars. Their wardrobes will be from Shein and their groceries from Aldi. It’s the best they’ll be able to do.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: H7W6L ()
Date: May 20, 2023 10:38AM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
elitist asswipe

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 20, 2023 10:59AM

Touched a nerve, eh, pauper? We’ve earned everything we’ve got. So have you.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Chachi's Boo ()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:10AM

Sit on it, Potsie!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: Boring thread ()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:25AM

Boring old man.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city... ()
Date: May 20, 2023 11:27AM

A Subaru dykewagon without memory seats is a fancy car? Just look how far the lying fraud has to climb just to get a whiff of wealth!

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 20, 2023 11:35AM

So, the hardscape guys were by this week. The drainage channels are in need of some repair, and of course the tunnels themselves need to be roto-rootered to clear out accumulated debris. The squirrels will be happy, as they use those tunnels as a secure transportation network. The roof guy will also be in next week to shampoo moss off the north-facing slopes. All these trees make for ideal conditions for moss, so we need to step in from time to time on behalf of the shingles.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Date: May 20, 2023 11:55AM

Poor butthurt Linus-shit. Unlike The Lonely Liar, the wife and I are surrounded by wealth here in our $1.8M Sweet Spot abode, and of course, a ‘memory seats’ option would be quite the waste of money in a car with just one driver. Sort of like dining out anywhere in Falls Church City. T-storms from noon to midnight in TFNF today, by the way. At least according to those real-time feeds from NWS.

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Re: Dollar Tree on Maple Avenue in Vienna is now open!
Posted by: seven figure city... ()
Date: May 20, 2023 12:14PM

Surrounded by wealth? You own a Subaru dykewagon lacking the most basic of features in modern vehicles. It's the opposite of fancy. Your weather reports have been proven lies on multiple occasions.

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