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The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth 2,241  49  Father Teri-  06/06/2023 06:04AM 
Last Post by up n down
Love waking up every morning thankful to be in this wonderful country with Joe Biden as our president! 92  17  Real_American  06/06/2023 04:09AM 
Last Post by living the dream.
My asshole just had a sonic boom 61  SONIC BOOM  06/06/2023 12:08AM 
Last Post by Fucking Ass
Holy fuck u can’t make it up 145  Wks  06/06/2023 12:07AM 
Last Post by Love Slavic pussy
Anybody ever been to ASSawoman VA ? 2,878  26  Vacationer  06/05/2023 11:50PM 
Last Post by sperm dump
"Resisting arrest" is a dumb saying and charge 42  Strip search  06/05/2023 11:44PM 
Last Post by Vaterland
Liberal asshole (redundant) getting a dose of reality 44  So nice!  06/05/2023 11:43PM 
Last Post by THVDM
Why Don't Republicans Ban Fat Women In Yoga Pants 31  Be Useful Just Once  06/05/2023 11:41PM 
Last Post by Earl Elephant
Omerta 76  Pop Pop  06/05/2023 11:40PM 
Last Post by Mardi
What We Beachgoers All Want to Know Whats The Best Places To Eat Or Munch At The Beaches This Year 57  12  Kings And Queens Of The Beach  06/05/2023 11:37PM 
Last Post by Dewey
My Jewish Lawyer, Accountant, and Doctors Are The Best in Their Field 35  My MAGA Ditch Digger Sucks  06/05/2023 11:34PM 
Last Post by Jews have skills
The Dove Female Armpit Commercials Make Me Taste Barf 18  Gross & Icky  06/05/2023 11:22PM 
Last Post by Gross & Icky
Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,, 96  20  2023 is the year of Meade!  06/05/2023 11:14PM 
Last Post by meade super fan 294
Embrace Jesus As Your Savior 37  Miracles Happen  06/05/2023 10:20PM 
Last Post by Jew Watch
BRAKING KNEWS!!! Trump Leakers In Witness Protection To Protect Them From Republican J6 Terrorists 18  Geez Not This MAGA Shit Again  06/05/2023 10:16PM 
Last Post by Geez Not This MAGA Shit Again
Last Post by The root of all evil
Whites are becoming the minority 37  Get scared  06/05/2023 09:22PM 
Last Post by Dick Trickle
Family friendly parades have come a long way 35  ITS FAMILY DAY  06/05/2023 09:19PM 
Last Post by We Hang Traitors!
Go Woke Go Broke 45  shitzngigs  06/05/2023 09:15PM 
Last Post by Lock Them Up! Lock Them Up!
I forgot WTF I was going to post 32  Son of a bitch  06/05/2023 09:08PM 
Last Post by Straight Sam
I left my lunchbox at work 26  Sad now  06/05/2023 09:07PM 
Last Post by Pancho Villa
I'm going to vote for Mike Pence 30  Never voted before  06/05/2023 09:05PM 
Last Post by Gay Gus
Police checkpoint 159  22  That time of year again  06/05/2023 08:41PM 
Last Post by Storing
Texas MAGA Man Get 7 1/2 Years for US Capitol Attack 60  12  Lock Them Up! Lock The Swamp Up!  06/05/2023 08:41PM 
Last Post by Goole
Imagine your mom dying and instead of making her proud you become a fat, gay, internet stalker and psycho 22  Talking about the worthless fag  06/05/2023 08:35PM 
Last Post by Talking about the worthless fag
Does the press secretary give you more or lest trust of dykes? 23  I don’t trust them now  06/05/2023 08:28PM 
Last Post by Jew Watch
Why are democrats and liberals happy to be funding Nazi’s? 26  The real fascists  06/05/2023 08:25PM 
Last Post by /img
Dr. Zhivago 2.0 31  FJB  06/05/2023 08:23PM 
Last Post by Boris Pasternak
Nikki Haley is Hot Like Indian Curry (Not the Pow Wow Kind) 28  She Wants Your Ballot in Her Box  06/05/2023 08:13PM 
Last Post by She Wants Your Ballot in Her Box
Elizabeth Holmes owes $452 million after her 11 year prison sentence 27  This bitch  06/05/2023 07:40PM 
Last Post by This bitch
are people allowed to smoke weed at jiffy lube live 54  stoney  06/05/2023 07:27PM 
Last Post by Allowed
Why is comey starting to look like Hillary 36  LOOKIN LIKE SHIT  06/05/2023 07:09PM 
If its Woke Its Shit 37  ginger rail  06/05/2023 06:54PM 
Last Post by ginger rail
I thought the toddler penis tuck was a big hit 23  ManJuice Mustache  06/05/2023 06:42PM 
Last Post by ManJuice Mustache
To Leslie 30  Yokohama  06/05/2023 06:37PM 
Last Post by Yokohama
I’d Joe getting those face plastic surgery shots 20  Make him look younger  06/05/2023 06:22PM 
Last Post by Make him look younger
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ever notice how many people are EDP in fairfax county 38  paying attention  06/05/2023 05:50PM 
Last Post by WTF is that
Does this ever happen to anyone else!? 103  15  Law of attraction  06/05/2023 05:37PM 
Last Post by General Mahdi is Brown Onion
Is Meade the only white act at next weeks gospel fest? 75  15  2022 is the year of Meade!  06/05/2023 05:25PM 
Last Post by Let's play the glad game.
Multivitamin for women 25  Khepric  06/05/2023 05:13PM 
Last Post by Khepric
"Trump Too Small" shirt makes it way into Supreme Court Case. 32  Small Penis Contards  06/05/2023 05:01PM 
Last Post by Small Penis Contards
Trump Lawyers Meet with DOJ, Trump Posts on Socials Media "How Can They Charge Me for Doing Nothing Wrong?" 31  Mind melt  06/05/2023 04:55PM 
Last Post by Nothing to see here
Last Post by Well One Good Thing
Beyond Burger Bowels 37  Hype Kills  06/05/2023 04:39PM 
Last Post by toasted onion
Ukrainians Redefining The Art oF War 36  wtaf  06/05/2023 04:21PM 
Last Post by All You Need to Know
I visited my local grocer this morning. They had everything I wanted in stock. So much better than when Trump was in office! 810  100  Joe really makes things better  06/05/2023 03:00PM 
Last Post by xtra grateful 4 Joe
Remember When Biden Won The Election In a Huge Landslide and Republicans Tried to Overthrow The United States of America 92  24  Republicans Are Traitors  06/05/2023 02:28PM 
Last Post by Real_American
Thres Only One Democrat Looming Out There Who May Beat President Trump 30  GO WOKE LOSE AND GO BROKE  06/05/2023 02:22PM 
U.S. Air Force A.I Tech Goes Rogue, Kills Operator 66  _DIA_ guy  06/05/2023 01:00PM 
Last Post by the real General Mahdi
Republican/Trump supporter John Rumple lost his 2-year-old granddaughter, her nanny and the pilot were aboard the Cessna that crashed in Va 49  the real General Mahdi  06/05/2023 12:50PM 
Last Post by the real General Mahdi
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All aboard 39  The crazy train  06/05/2023 12:48PM 
Last Post by Troll Spotter
Mike Pence Files Paperwork for Presidential Campaign, Says Trump Needs be to in Jail! 24  Trump is a Traitor! Ruskie!  06/05/2023 12:48PM 
Last Post by the real General Mahdi
MAGA Capitol Rioter Convicted for Assaulting Officers Is Now Suing the Officers for $750,000 25  MAGA Freak Zone Trump Supporters  06/05/2023 12:39PM 
Last Post by Trump Trailer Trash is Real
Biden Rubbed His Dick on ISIS's Toothbrush 152  Tastes Like Victory  06/05/2023 11:48AM 
Last Post by colgate 1
Pump operations at the Henrico fire station 47  Carlton Kang  06/05/2023 11:42AM 
Last Post by Fire station #4
What You Have to Remember About the Mouth of a Jew 23  Jew Watch  06/05/2023 11:30AM 
Last Post by Jew Watch
Reminder: Head of Teacher's Union - Randi Weingarten - is a Jew 23  Jew Watch  06/05/2023 11:27AM 
Last Post by Jew Watch
Trump Congratulates Commie Kim Jong Un and Putin, DeSantis Jumps on Trump 25  GOP Imploding, Trump Is Poison  06/05/2023 10:53AM 
Last Post by Tainted Haley
It Is Time: Come With Me If You Want to Live! 78  Step Up or Step Off  06/05/2023 10:50AM 
Last Post by Luke Skywatcher
Stone brewing 57  The train's a comin  06/05/2023 10:48AM 
Last Post by Warrenton Poofter
I haven’t stopped at my local Dunkin’ Donuts in a week 85  just 1 WEEK  06/05/2023 12:57AM 
Last Post by Freddie the fag
Hot towels ready 94  GF2’s Manager  06/05/2023 12:55AM 
Last Post by VGH Inc. Manager
Proper window cleaning 39  Liam K Lee  06/04/2023 10:47PM 
Last Post by Liam K Lee
No one is talking about Andrew Tate 166  Cucky  06/04/2023 10:46PM 
Last Post by David McLean
U try to buy drugs 62  WORD IS BOND  06/04/2023 10:41PM 
Last Post by need sum drugs
Veterans should not own guns 31  PTSD bullshit  06/04/2023 10:38PM 
Last Post by Sorry KIND BUDS Of All Types
Chik-fil-A Is Closed on Sundays to Teach Diversity, Equity, Inclusion 50  And Choking Their Chicken  06/04/2023 09:41PM 
Last Post by chikfila bud lite & burger king
Meade Vlog June 4th 55  11  More Meade  06/04/2023 09:24PM 
Last Post by he reminds me of
Good People of the World Unite Against these Jews and Take Action 20  Jew Watch  06/04/2023 09:21PM 
Last Post by Jew Watch
Does anyone have an tips on how to deal with ED? 46  Bdug  06/04/2023 09:17PM 
Last Post by zika carrier
Loud boom earlier 58  Sonic boom  06/04/2023 09:15PM 
Last Post by local nigga
Have you ever unironically ever stuck something up your butt? 315  Foopah  06/04/2023 08:42PM 
Last Post by Winchester Poofter
inch by inch is a cinch 206  aristotle  06/04/2023 08:40PM 
Last Post by Gay Gus
Whiner On WTOP Cries For "Massive Immigration Reform " 24  Slam The Border Gates Tight  06/04/2023 07:17PM 
Last Post by Slam The Border Gates Tight
I'll take Autistic for $800 Alex 47  Greta or Meade  06/04/2023 07:13PM 
Last Post by Sweat tea hum job
You go to jail to lose your freedom not to get more 31  Old perv  06/04/2023 04:52PM 
Last Post by Old perv
Do you know what’s funny 33  GSA  06/04/2023 03:35PM 
Last Post by GSA
Former President Donald Trump tells Americans to get the coronavirus vaccine, calls it a ‘true miracle’    Pages: 1 2 All 1,874  191  home of the brave.  06/04/2023 03:29PM 
Last Post by more jabz
FAKE JEW NEWS: 8 genders of the fake jew bible, the talmud 25  fake jews, fake nazis, fake news  06/04/2023 02:36PM 
Last Post by fake jews, fake nazis, fake news
Cloudy day in the neighborhood 30  Short pump long hump big dump  06/04/2023 02:03PM 
Last Post by Short pump long hump big dump
I took a Trump supporters toothbrush and rubbed it all over my dick    Pages: 1 2 3 All 3,461  210  A guy from Burke  06/04/2023 01:36PM 
Last Post by . not gay
If blacks are real Americans they would take their reparations and donate it to build up our military and infrastructure 25  HA HA HA  06/04/2023 01:08PM 
Last Post by HA HA HA
I took a trump supporter and rubbed him all over my toothbrush's dick 206  fun with trumptardz  06/04/2023 01:04PM 
Last Post by brushing etiquette
Biden Deserves Credit For Rubbing His Dick on Putin's Toothbrush With That Awesome Speech 88  Like He Has Two Dicks  06/04/2023 12:59PM 
Last Post by Dick Holder
Dem run city is worse than Afghanistan 36  Whatever they touch  06/04/2023 12:58PM 
Last Post by I have an idea
Zelenski Rubbed His Dick On Every Republican's Toothbrush 108  The Whole World ROTFLTFAO  06/04/2023 12:57PM 
Last Post by The whole world
Military service and crime: new evidence 33  Proof veterans are pure shit  06/04/2023 12:52PM 
Last Post by pure shit
In 1900 38% of All Cars Were Electric 22  FU Phact Musheen  06/04/2023 12:45PM 
Last Post by FU Phact Musheen
Share ur lost cocaine stories!! 59  What happens in AC stays in ac  06/04/2023 12:43PM 
Last Post by Lifelong Democrat
I’m willing to agree to reparations for niggers under these stipulations 70  Calvin Candie  06/04/2023 12:42PM 
Last Post by Slavemaster Slim
Have you ever stuck a tooth brush up your anus? 260  15  PC Retardz.  06/04/2023 12:38PM 
Last Post by 3ecijhgt
Williamson farms 57  I like flowers  06/04/2023 12:38PM 
Last Post by Not a potato
The pathological lies of Michael Basl 186  Take it from one who knows  06/04/2023 12:37PM 
Last Post by Oh look
I took an FBI agent’s toothbrush and rubbed it all over my dick 95  A guy from Mar a Lago  06/04/2023 12:37PM 
Last Post by Hotel
Many TrumpTard Traitors Dying From Dirty Dick Toothbrush Syndrome 112  Bring Out Your D'Oh'ed  06/04/2023 12:31PM 
Last Post by Butt wait
Biden's rape victim flees to Russia 115  19  Rapist Joe grabs em by the pussy  06/04/2023 12:25PM 
Last Post by trumptards make no sense
The party of the educated 22  Asd  06/04/2023 12:22PM 
Last Post by Asd
I think the Bidens corrupt political influence is the reason Obama won his 2 terms 23  They all know  06/04/2023 12:19PM 
Last Post by bimbos
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