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The Fairfax Underground Confession Booth	2,241	49	Father Teri-	06/06/2023 06:04AM  Last Post by up n down
Love waking up every morning thankful to be in this wonderful country with Joe Biden as our president!	92	17	Real_American	06/06/2023 04:09AM  Last Post by living the dream.
My asshole just had a sonic boom	61	7	SONIC BOOM	06/06/2023 12:08AM  Last Post by Fucking Ass
Holy fuck u can’t make it up	145	4	Wks	06/06/2023 12:07AM  Last Post by Love Slavic pussy
Anybody ever been to ASSawoman VA ?	2,878	26	Vacationer	06/05/2023 11:50PM  Last Post by sperm dump
"Resisting arrest" is a dumb saying and charge	42	6	Strip search	06/05/2023 11:44PM  Last Post by Vaterland
Liberal asshole (redundant) getting a dose of reality	44	3	So nice!	06/05/2023 11:43PM  Last Post by THVDM
Why Don't Republicans Ban Fat Women In Yoga Pants	31	2	Be Useful Just Once	06/05/2023 11:41PM  Last Post by Earl Elephant
Omerta	76	3	Pop Pop	06/05/2023 11:40PM  Last Post by Mardi
What We Beachgoers All Want to Know Whats The Best Places To Eat Or Munch At The Beaches This Year	57	12	Kings And Queens Of The Beach	06/05/2023 11:37PM  Last Post by Dewey
My Jewish Lawyer, Accountant, and Doctors Are The Best in Their Field	35	3	My MAGA Ditch Digger Sucks	06/05/2023 11:34PM  Last Post by Jews have skills
The Dove Female Armpit Commercials Make Me Taste Barf	18	1	Gross & Icky	06/05/2023 11:22PM  Last Post by Gross & Icky
Distorted View-Meade update...another one so soon,,,	96	20	2023 is the year of Meade!	06/05/2023 11:14PM  Last Post by meade super fan 294
Embrace Jesus As Your Savior	37	6	Miracles Happen	06/05/2023 10:20PM  Last Post by Jew Watch
BRAKING KNEWS!!! Trump Leakers In Witness Protection To Protect Them From Republican J6 Terrorists	18	1	Geez Not This MAGA Shit Again	06/05/2023 10:16PM  Last Post by Geez Not This MAGA Shit Again
FORMER FBI TRAITOR Robert Hanssen FOUND DEAD IN HIS CELL	39	5	DEAD DROP HANSSEN TRAITOR	06/05/2023 10:11PM  Last Post by The root of all evil
Whites are becoming the minority	37	3	Get scared	06/05/2023 09:22PM  Last Post by Dick Trickle
Family friendly parades have come a long way	35	3	ITS FAMILY DAY	06/05/2023 09:19PM  Last Post by We Hang Traitors!
Go Woke Go Broke	45	2	shitzngigs	06/05/2023 09:15PM  Last Post by Lock Them Up! Lock Them Up!
I forgot WTF I was going to post	32	2	Son of a bitch	06/05/2023 09:08PM  Last Post by Straight Sam
I left my lunchbox at work	26	2	Sad now	06/05/2023 09:07PM  Last Post by Pancho Villa
I'm going to vote for Mike Pence	30	6	Never voted before	06/05/2023 09:05PM  Last Post by Gay Gus
Police checkpoint	159	22	That time of year again	06/05/2023 08:41PM  Last Post by Storing
Texas MAGA Man Get 7 1/2 Years for US Capitol Attack	60	12	Lock Them Up! Lock The Swamp Up!	06/05/2023 08:41PM  Last Post by Goole
Imagine your mom dying and instead of making her proud you become a fat, gay, internet stalker and psycho	22	1	Talking about the worthless fag	06/05/2023 08:35PM  Last Post by Talking about the worthless fag
Does the press secretary give you more or lest trust of dykes?	23	2	I don’t trust them now	06/05/2023 08:28PM  Last Post by Jew Watch
Why are democrats and liberals happy to be funding Nazi’s?	26	2	The real fascists	06/05/2023 08:25PM  Last Post by /img
Dr. Zhivago 2.0	31	2	FJB	06/05/2023 08:23PM  Last Post by Boris Pasternak
Nikki Haley is Hot Like Indian Curry (Not the Pow Wow Kind)	28	1	She Wants Your Ballot in Her Box	06/05/2023 08:13PM  Last Post by She Wants Your Ballot in Her Box
Elizabeth Holmes owes $452 million after her 11 year prison sentence	27	1	This bitch	06/05/2023 07:40PM  Last Post by This bitch
are people allowed to smoke weed at jiffy lube live	54	4	stoney	06/05/2023 07:27PM  Last Post by Allowed
Why is comey starting to look like Hillary	36	1	LOOKIN LIKE SHIT	06/05/2023 07:09PM  Last Post by LOOKIN LIKE SHIT
If its Woke Its Shit	37	1	ginger rail	06/05/2023 06:54PM  Last Post by ginger rail
I thought the toddler penis tuck was a big hit	23	1	ManJuice Mustache	06/05/2023 06:42PM  Last Post by ManJuice Mustache
To Leslie	30	1	Yokohama	06/05/2023 06:37PM  Last Post by Yokohama
I’d Joe getting those face plastic surgery shots	20	1	Make him look younger	06/05/2023 06:22PM  Last Post by Make him look younger
OUR VERY OWN KATlE EASTMAN IS ON DOZENS OF PORN SITES!!!	5,600	96	!!KATlE EASTMAN IS A PORN STAR!!	06/05/2023 06:00PM  Last Post by Shannon's
ever notice how many people are EDP in fairfax county	38	4	paying attention	06/05/2023 05:50PM  Last Post by WTF is that
Does this ever happen to anyone else!?	103	15	Law of attraction	06/05/2023 05:37PM  Last Post by General Mahdi is Brown Onion
Is Meade the only white act at next weeks gospel fest?	75	15	2022 is the year of Meade!	06/05/2023 05:25PM  Last Post by Let's play the glad game.
Multivitamin for women	25	1	Khepric	06/05/2023 05:13PM  Last Post by Khepric
"Trump Too Small" shirt makes it way into Supreme Court Case.	32	1	Small Penis Contards	06/05/2023 05:01PM  Last Post by Small Penis Contards
Trump Lawyers Meet with DOJ, Trump Posts on Socials Media "How Can They Charge Me for Doing Nothing Wrong?"	31	4	Mind melt	06/05/2023 04:55PM  Last Post by Nothing to see here
GO DEMOCRAT WEAK AND WOKE BROKE AND THIS IS WHAT WE GET	25	2	WEAK ARE THE DEMOCRATS	06/05/2023 04:54PM  Last Post by Well One Good Thing
Beyond Burger Bowels	37	4	Hype Kills	06/05/2023 04:39PM  Last Post by toasted onion
Ukrainians Redefining The Art oF War	36	2	wtaf	06/05/2023 04:21PM  Last Post by All You Need to Know
I visited my local grocer this morning. They had everything I wanted in stock. So much better than when Trump was in office!	810	100	Joe really makes things better	06/05/2023 03:00PM  Last Post by xtra grateful 4 Joe
Remember When Biden Won The Election In a Huge Landslide and Republicans Tried to Overthrow The United States of America	92	24	Republicans Are Traitors	06/05/2023 02:28PM  Last Post by Real_American
Thres Only One Democrat Looming Out There Who May Beat President Trump	30	2	GO WOKE LOSE AND GO BROKE	06/05/2023 02:22PM  Last Post by AT THIS MINUTE
U.S. Air Force A.I Tech Goes Rogue, Kills Operator	66	5	_DIA_ guy	06/05/2023 01:00PM  Last Post by the real General Mahdi
Republican/Trump supporter John Rumple lost his 2-year-old granddaughter, her nanny and the pilot were aboard the Cessna that crashed in Va	49	5	the real General Mahdi	06/05/2023 12:50PM  Last Post by the real General Mahdi
Breaking News ! Plane Said To Be SHOT DOWN BY US F16 FIGHTERS NEAR STAUNTON VA AFTER VIOLATING WASH DC REGION AIR SPACE	77	11	CUCK COD ON THE STORY	06/05/2023 12:49PM  Last Post by trump was bad for the economy
All aboard	39	2	The crazy train	06/05/2023 12:48PM  Last Post by Troll Spotter
Mike Pence Files Paperwork for Presidential Campaign, Says Trump Needs be to in Jail!	24	2	Trump is a Traitor! Ruskie!	06/05/2023 12:48PM  Last Post by the real General Mahdi
MAGA Capitol Rioter Convicted for Assaulting Officers Is Now Suing the Officers for $750,000	25	3	MAGA Freak Zone Trump Supporters	06/05/2023 12:39PM  Last Post by Trump Trailer Trash is Real
Biden Rubbed His Dick on ISIS's Toothbrush	152	4	Tastes Like Victory	06/05/2023 11:48AM  Last Post by colgate 1
Pump operations at the Henrico fire station	47	3	Carlton Kang	06/05/2023 11:42AM  Last Post by Fire station #4
What You Have to Remember About the Mouth of a Jew	23	1	Jew Watch	06/05/2023 11:30AM  Last Post by Jew Watch
Reminder: Head of Teacher's Union - Randi Weingarten - is a Jew	23	1	Jew Watch	06/05/2023 11:27AM  Last Post by Jew Watch
Trump Congratulates Commie Kim Jong Un and Putin, DeSantis Jumps on Trump	25	3	GOP Imploding, Trump Is Poison	06/05/2023 10:53AM  Last Post by Tainted Haley
It Is Time: Come With Me If You Want to Live!	78	5	Step Up or Step Off	06/05/2023 10:50AM  Last Post by Luke Skywatcher
Stone brewing	57	5	The train's a comin	06/05/2023 10:48AM  Last Post by Warrenton Poofter
I haven’t stopped at my local Dunkin’ Donuts in a week	85	8	just 1 WEEK	06/05/2023 12:57AM  Last Post by Freddie the fag
Hot towels ready	94	3	GF2’s Manager	06/05/2023 12:55AM  Last Post by VGH Inc. Manager
Proper window cleaning	39	3	Liam K Lee	06/04/2023 10:47PM  Last Post by Liam K Lee
No one is talking about Andrew Tate	166	2	Cucky	06/04/2023 10:46PM  Last Post by David McLean
U try to buy drugs	62	2	WORD IS BOND	06/04/2023 10:41PM  Last Post by need sum drugs
Veterans should not own guns	31	3	PTSD bullshit	06/04/2023 10:38PM  Last Post by Sorry KIND BUDS Of All Types
Chik-fil-A Is Closed on Sundays to Teach Diversity, Equity, Inclusion	50	7	And Choking Their Chicken	06/04/2023 09:41PM  Last Post by chikfila bud lite & burger king
Meade Vlog June 4th	55	11	More Meade	06/04/2023 09:24PM  Last Post by he reminds me of
Good People of the World Unite Against these Jews and Take Action	20	1	Jew Watch	06/04/2023 09:21PM  Last Post by Jew Watch
Does anyone have an tips on how to deal with ED?	46	4	Bdug	06/04/2023 09:17PM  Last Post by zika carrier
Loud boom earlier	58	8	Sonic boom	06/04/2023 09:15PM  Last Post by local nigga
Have you ever unironically ever stuck something up your butt?	315	9	Foopah	06/04/2023 08:42PM  Last Post by Winchester Poofter
inch by inch is a cinch	206	3	aristotle	06/04/2023 08:40PM  Last Post by Gay Gus
Whiner On WTOP Cries For "Massive Immigration Reform "	24	1	Slam The Border Gates Tight	06/04/2023 07:17PM  Last Post by Slam The Border Gates Tight
I'll take Autistic for $800 Alex	47	7	Greta or Meade	06/04/2023 07:13PM  Last Post by Sweat tea hum job
You go to jail to lose your freedom not to get more	31	1	Old perv	06/04/2023 04:52PM  Last Post by Old perv
Do you know what’s funny	33	1	GSA	06/04/2023 03:35PM  Last Post by GSA
Former President Donald Trump tells Americans to get the coronavirus vaccine, calls it a ‘true miracle’    Pages: 1 2 All	1,874	191	home of the brave.	06/04/2023 03:29PM  Last Post by more jabz
FAKE JEW NEWS: 8 genders of the fake jew bible, the talmud	25	1	fake jews, fake nazis, fake news	06/04/2023 02:36PM  Last Post by fake jews, fake nazis, fake news
Cloudy day in the neighborhood	30	1	Short pump long hump big dump	06/04/2023 02:03PM  Last Post by Short pump long hump big dump
I took a Trump supporters toothbrush and rubbed it all over my dick    Pages: 1 2 3 All	3,461	210	A guy from Burke	06/04/2023 01:36PM  Last Post by . not gay
If blacks are real Americans they would take their reparations and donate it to build up our military and infrastructure	25	1	HA HA HA	06/04/2023 01:08PM  Last Post by HA HA HA
I took a trump supporter and rubbed him all over my toothbrush's dick	206	8	fun with trumptardz	06/04/2023 01:04PM  Last Post by brushing etiquette
Biden Deserves Credit For Rubbing His Dick on Putin's Toothbrush With That Awesome Speech	88	2	Like He Has Two Dicks	06/04/2023 12:59PM  Last Post by Dick Holder
Dem run city is worse than Afghanistan	36	3	Whatever they touch	06/04/2023 12:58PM  Last Post by I have an idea
Zelenski Rubbed His Dick On Every Republican's Toothbrush	108	2	The Whole World ROTFLTFAO	06/04/2023 12:57PM  Last Post by The whole world
Military service and crime: new evidence	33	4	Proof veterans are pure shit	06/04/2023 12:52PM  Last Post by pure shit
In 1900 38% of All Cars Were Electric	22	1	FU Phact Musheen	06/04/2023 12:45PM  Last Post by FU Phact Musheen
Share ur lost cocaine stories!!	59	7	What happens in AC stays in ac	06/04/2023 12:43PM  Last Post by Lifelong Democrat
I’m willing to agree to reparations for niggers under these stipulations	70	7	Calvin Candie	06/04/2023 12:42PM  Last Post by Slavemaster Slim
Have you ever stuck a tooth brush up your anus?	260	15	PC Retardz.	06/04/2023 12:38PM  Last Post by 3ecijhgt
Williamson farms	57	5	I like flowers	06/04/2023 12:38PM  Last Post by Not a potato
The pathological lies of Michael Basl	186	2	Take it from one who knows	06/04/2023 12:37PM  Last Post by Oh look
I took an FBI agent’s toothbrush and rubbed it all over my dick	95	2	A guy from Mar a Lago	06/04/2023 12:37PM  Last Post by Hotel
Many TrumpTard Traitors Dying From Dirty Dick Toothbrush Syndrome	112	4	Bring Out Your D'Oh'ed	06/04/2023 12:31PM  Last Post by Butt wait
Biden's rape victim flees to Russia	115	19	Rapist Joe grabs em by the pussy	06/04/2023 12:25PM  Last Post by trumptards make no sense
The party of the educated	22	1	Asd	06/04/2023 12:22PM  Last Post by Asd
I think the Bidens corrupt political influence is the reason Obama won his 2 terms	23	2	They all know	06/04/2023 12:19PM  Last Post by bimbos