I caught my kid doing pot and I approached him. The real dialogue we had "Son, you been smokin' some illegal shit lately?" "I have no idea what you'r" *slap to the face* " I ASKED HAVE YOU BEEN DOING DRUGS" "Ahh, yes..I just wanted to see how it was, please I didn'" *smack to the face* "Now listen, get the rest of that shit and let's smoke it together" "Yes sir."
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ferfux Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > mariokart. Werent you trying to get a job driving > an Ambulance? How did that work out? Nah, I'm volunteering elsewhere now. Maybe next fall. Mr.PoopiePants Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am the guy that just got you to flip your top. > Pretty funny actually. I'll stop thou
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who the fuck are you? I never even seen your faggot ass here? Wow, they must hace been high to invite some worthless pedophile like you to their party, fucking lamer.
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oh man I missed out on this =(
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Why would you admit you are a fat women tia2?
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He's actually Pedro Estevez, loser who has nothing better to do than watch gay football and jog everyday, hoping he can trim his fat ass.
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ACTUALLY, smacked means you got smacked by a penis on your butt.
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that's my boy, the lawyer ^ proud of you holmes >8D
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WRECKIN'S RACIN'
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Nah you got too much porn, delete and press reset. Problem solved.
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Awesome post.
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You shouldn't worry about. Carma will pay them a visit eventually. :) LOL VADOT 352 THE WINNER OF THE NOT MY JOB AWARD " I AINT CLEANING UP NO MOTERCYCLE RIDER ROAD KILL"
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BOOM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > we can only hope the entire town was blown to > smithereens. That will be the day.
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At first I thought you were talking about Mercury Cougars. But if you want older women, you have Andrea who posts on this forum. She is pretty old, that's what she told me via private messages. Check her out hotshot.
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I have no idea who this guy is or what he did, but I always love me a fight. U FAGGOT!!
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DAER PRESIDENT 2008 PLEASE ENABLE FREE NATIONAL 'MANDATORY' BREAST IMPLANT SURGERY LOL SINCERELY -MK
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Actually, Spongebob IS better than FG. Infact, I'm downloading the first season right now HI QUALITY DVD RIP CAN YOU SAY FUCK YEA?
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Concerned Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > mariokart, > > so, when she was somwhere around 10 to 12 years > old? That is absolutely repulsive. I think > someone else is up for being kicked off the site. She was around 19,my bAbysitter I could have sworen. OH FUCK
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Very nice post No Starch. *gives him some starch* Now you have some.
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I remember back in 1999, Amanda and I fucked for the first time in her room..
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RIP
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A handful of fucking sweet juicy ass.
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A great place is that shitty muddy lake at the intersection across from KFC and Giant in Centreville, the one near CVHS. Good times
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bdimag Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ya know... idiots need to make car chargers for > the bluetooth things.. that way you can just leave > it in the car... cell phone you'll obviously take > inside to charge, but if your only using the > bluetooth in the car - chances are you'll forget > it in there.. > > and mariokart - i bet your one
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how bout dem nascars
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You're just mad I called you out good boy. >:D
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erik Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Developing? Increasingly? > > Where have you been? He's been sucking dick, if you want the truth. Apple Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Only owners of iphone's can use them when driving. > Cause we all know iphone owners are better then > everyone else. Fuck you. talker W
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That's so dumb, they have much better things to do than fine people for doing doughnuts. What about all the murders and shootings happening around us, hello Fairfax PD??
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what?
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I've met Kathy, and while she may be an ugly bitch; you have to check out her sister. I got invited to a rainbow party and it was greaaaattt!!
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