I overhead my child say that he/she was "Smacked" Can someone please explain the term? I've never heard of it.

Easy,

They had gay sex in a bathroom stall.

EoM

Concerned Parent Wrote:
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> I overhead my child say that he/she was "Smacked"
> Can someone please explain the term? I've never
> heard of it.


She could have been saying she was high on opiates (i.e. heroin or Oxycontin). Smack is a common street name for heroin.

how do you not know what "Smacked" means... you should confront her and ask her who is smacking her...

If its a bully, i would seek help from school administrators... but be careful: if the bully gets word that your daughter is getting him in trouble, then your daughter may get smacked more often..

the more your daughter gets smacked, the more brain cells she will loose...

the more your daughter gets smacked, the more brain cells she will loose...

Yes, and since it sounds like she probably didn't inherit many from you, you might want to speak with her as soon as possible.

Ta-da....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=smack

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Your daughters a stoner. If shes far enough along to use the word smacked, theres no turning back, send her to reform school immediatley or she might shoot of guns or throw babies into swimming pools, then next its sex behind mcdonalds and heroin in the eyeball.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/29/2009 09:22AM by Expensive Jeans.

Wow. Being smacked doesn't mean you're specifically on Xanax, or heroin.

It just means you're generally fucked up.

She could've been messed up on anything -- weed, downers, or even cough medicine for that matter.

coricidin cough and cold

ACTUALLY, smacked means you got smacked by a penis on your butt.

Concerned Parent Wrote:
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> I overhead my child say that he/she was "Smacked"
> Can someone please explain the term? I've never
> heard of it.


Why dont you just ASK your child?

Too easy! Instead "concerned parent" decided to ask a bunch of people whom she does not know for some insight into her child. He/she most likely did not want to look stupid in front of their kid...

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Oh PLEASE! My dad takes it as his mission in life to be as blunt as possible with his kids! He may as well be deniro in Meet the parents, "ARE YOU ON DRUGS FAWKER?"

I caught my kid doing pot and I approached him. The real dialogue we had

"Son, you been smokin' some illegal shit lately?"
"I have no idea what you'r"
*slap to the face*
" I ASKED HAVE YOU BEEN DOING DRUGS"
"Ahh, yes..I just wanted to see how it was, please I didn'"
*smack to the face*
"Now listen, get the rest of that shit and let's smoke it together"
"Yes sir."



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Expensive Jeans Wrote:
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> You people are absolutely heartless.
>
> Do you think it is very easy to simply approach
> your child and ask them, "what kind of drugs are
> you on?"

Yes, it is very easy!

>There is nothing wrong with
> consulting the internet for advice concerning
> matters like this.

True, there is nothing wrong in searching the internet for expert advice to help parents approach the subject, but there is a lot wrong with asking every day folks on a forum such as this for their suggestions.


>
> And i highly doubt ANY of you would be so quick to
> immediately confront your child regarding drug
> use.

Doubt away, but if I thought my child was using drugs, I would not hesitate.

Tia2 Wrote:
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> Doubt away, but if I thought my child was using
> drugs, I would not hesitate.

Does this mean you are a milf?

I kind of hope my children do begin to use drugs. Nothing serious, maybe just marijuana and a little experimentation with the psychedelics.

Pros
- They'll fit in at school and probably be "cool"
- if they decide to start selling it, that can be a decent income for a highschooler
- Maybe they will be able to get me high grade marijuana when i am older
- using illegal drugs and shielding it from the publics view makes you disciplined, more self-aware, and ultimately, more responsible.

Cons
- drug tests when theyre at working age (but there are ways around that)
- ????

So, let the kid have his/her fun. It's just part of growing up. Didnt we all use some drugs in our day? I think the vast majority of us turned out just fine. And remember, most kids are just smoking marijuana. The "drugs" that us parents do are often much more dangerous, but yet, of course, legal.

Anti-Anxiety, Anti-insomnia, Anti-depressants? What addictive chemicals do you rely on? hmmmmmmm?

Fairfax Parent, i'd like for you to join my group

i like what fairfax parent has to say...

and along with embracing it.. you really gotta stress the legal reprocutions in order for them to fully take advantage of your last "Pro"..

which makes it almost better to pretend you don't aprove.. if they think you don't give a shit, theyre gonna feel that way about others (such as somebody who can get them in a shitload of trouble)..

Fairfax Parent Wrote:
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> The "drugs" that us parents do
> are often much more dangerous, but yet, of course,
> legal.
>
> Anti-Anxiety, Anti-insomnia, Anti-depressants?

i agree... because people having panic attacks, half asleep or suicidal on the roads is safer. another fantastic argument by the cruiser!

you must be a scientologist because you KNOW the truth!




i hope your stoned kid drives into your house and runs you over.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

ferfux Wrote:
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> Tia2 Wrote:
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> > Doubt away, but if I thought my child was using
> > drugs, I would not hesitate.
>
> Does this mean you are a milf?

Not the "mother" part...

so a pilf? (person)

maybe a "tilf" (tia2)

You all are too much

Amongst the good natured kids around here it's positively a euphemism for being high on marijuana. All this Heroin talk is ludicrous. Just fyi. -anon

Relax Mom: "Smacked" most likely just means that your little he/she was "dissed" ("disrespected") or "pwned" (not a typo, meaning: "suffered a humiliation or defeat").

For your future reference, the act of belittling or demeaning someone is to "talk smack", so the next time your wee "he/she" gets a little too haughty with you, just repeat the following:

"Lissen up crotchfruit o' my looms: You best stop taking smack to mama or I'll pwn [pronounced "pawn] your lil' ass for real, biatch [pronounced "bee-atch"]."

Oh, and perhaps someone should also tell you that "he/she" is common slang for a transvestite prostitute. Yes, really.

Enjoy parenthood.

uh, its not pronounced pawn... its pronounced PONE (think own, and start it with a P sound)...

and i was wrong in my previous post.. your daughter is doing heroin and having sex with her teachers.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/30/2009 10:19PM by Expensive Jeans.

Did'nt I tell you all to go outside and have a delicious ice cream? No GO before a smite thee!!!!

I was the first hardcore guy to come up with pwn. It was 1995, and I was playing on the HAWAII NETWORK for nascar 2. This was one of the first real online areans, and so i'm racing. I get wrecked out, recover and keep going. later, on the guy who hit me earlier(ended up dying of obesity in 02) tried to pass, I pulled down hard on him coming into the tri oval at dega, and and there was a huggge wreck. I meant to say 'haha you got so fucking owned', but it came otu as 'haha you got so fucking pwned'. they were like you need to learn how to spell kid, I was like na ah. And then they said pwn,a nd i was liek hehe, because we still didn't have LOL at that time.

Proof from wikipedia

"Moreover, the first real online racing started with NASCAR 1 using the "Hawaii" dial-in servers and it was not uncommon for these early sim racers to have $300 to $500 phone bills. Online racing had seen its first true realization, and to many, this was the dawn of "real" sim racing."

The term was one of 16 to appear on the 2006 "List of Words and Phrases Banished from the Queen's English for Misuse, Overuse and General Uselessness," released annually by Lake Superior State University.

oh, and.. you should research all aspects of a lie before trying to pass it off as truth.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwnhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwn

Sometime in the 1980s, along with the advent of the hacker phenomenon, "pwned" became a synonym for "hacked" or "taken over by exploitation of a vulnerability."

That link doesn't work, fuck you, and wikipedia can be very untrustworthly lol.

o, that was a double-paste

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pwn

watch this be some loser in high school trying to fit in

HC3uw