This is the third time you had me lol so hard I fell out of my chair. Do you know what the other two were?
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TheNorthman the Un-tannable Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Eli the Un-outable Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ---- > > Word > > > I M Pale Eli you're funny as shit
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TheNothman Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Not skerrd...Not outed... Not stupid...Not outed...
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Mmmmkayyy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > TheNorthman has been bumping all those threads to > bury this one Why would I care where this thread is? I'm not outed.
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Is this a legit business? Why was I banned on 4Lulz? I didn't even do anything??
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5,1,3,4,2
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Neither nor. But if I had to choose I would go with Wendy.
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Cary logged in about 2 1/2 hours ago. That's a positive development even though he didn't fix the format.
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What kind of question is this thread? Hot
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yep, and the fact Eli's and TheNorthman's posting > frequency rose sharply right after school let out > tells a story all by itself.
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Hatemotor Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You may also want to avoid these,,, That's something the BLEH would be drinking.
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She's got a big ass.
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Happy 4th of July to all people on FFU that are anonymous.
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Some blonde girl with a big ass?
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TheNothman Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This is a good tread. > Haha. For a second you even had me fooled.
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This is a good thread.
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Gerrymanderer2 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > stop talking to yourself like an idiot. Chill dude. No need to get yourself in a bad mood already. It's only Monday and you've got the whole work week ahead of you pal.
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I have a Muslim friend I was talking to about this shit. We always joke around about this. I asked him what I should do when they take the US (which I don't think will EVER happen) and he told me that as long as I convert once we're conquered than they can't touch me. He told me to make sure I have a Quran on me though to make it believable. lol
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They finally did it. I have to say a huge number of Baghdadi's moves have come as a complete surprise including this one. http://www.theguardian.com/world/middle-east-live/2014/jun/30/isis-declares-caliphate-in-iraq-and-syria-live-updates Frome the unilateral declaration that AQI and Al Nusrah were merging to the point where Baghdadi flat out rejected Zawahiri's favorable (for Al Nusrah) ruli
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Two year anniversary of a great thread today.
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eli=northman Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > whenever northman shows up. so does eli. not a > coincidence. You're an instigator eli.
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Let's not let this one slide off of the first page.
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Numbers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Go back through FU history and see the common > denominator of all the people that made the claim > that it's dead. > > Miss Stabitha, if you think even one person here > gives the slightest toss about you leaving, you're > an even bigger douche than we thought. In fact, no > one even knew you were g
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Aww look. This picture is so perfect for FFXU. We have a white, Hispanic, Asian and black girl in this picture. 1,2,3,4
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Are these guys still alive? I thought Chad died 2 years ago from a heart attack and Oscar will killed outside his apartment by his psycho ex-girlfriend Kara.
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I always wondered what could cause these female teachers we always see in the news to do something so stupid. I'm talking about the hot ones. That second one could easily find some dick at any bar without having to risk her carreer, freedom, finances and reputation. Now, (assuming she's found guilty) she will never teach again, will be a registered sex offender and likely do time in prison not t
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So he will miss at least 1 elimination round game in the World Cup which is huge (and more if Uruguay advances). I'm assuming the other games will be served in regards to his European club team...Liverpool, IIRC. This guy's an idiot. Too bad he's also one of the best strikers in the world.
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Fairfax Underground will never see another 2012 again. LOL. But even an off year here is better than 99% of the rest of the internet.
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They're both hot but if you insist on ranking them I'll say #2 is slightly prettier than #1.
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Frula Aldine Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If Meades would come out of the closet, his career > as a country crooner will be OVER. Meade coming out of the closet may jump start his career. He should consider it.
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