I am getting these for Alias and themuse:
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All this bickering is really pointless because I think we can all agree that eating at a McD's is kind of stomach turning. Afterall, if you want shit in a box, why pay 1.85 or 3.09 for it when you can serve it up at home for free:
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I am thinking about investing a sum of money, for a bit of a long term, in some stock. Does anyone know anything about, or have any feelings for Tesla Motors Inc?
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I used to love playing defriender. Always fun to zap some mo'fo'ers.
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Camp sounds alot like one day in the life of ivan denisovich. Just remember to lay the mortar quickly, so it does not freeze and watch out for Fetiukov, that shithead will steal your tobacco.
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+1 *sigh*...sad but true... TheMeeper Wrote: -------------------------------------------------------> > Because making sure Rupert Murdoch gets a tax > break is more important than some stupid fireman.
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So, is it a tenant situation?
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I remember how lonely my mom was following my parents divorce, and how she really needed a man in her life. Now they have these pillows, which make it all better for single divorcees:
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¿¿snoıɹÇs os noÊŽ ÊŽÉ¥Ê 'ןɹıƃ Wahhh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thanks conie, great minds think alike. How about > that back massage now?
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Thanks conie, great minds think alike. How about that back massage now?
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Other than raising arizona, i am not a fan - and only raising arizona because it was a coen brother movie. When you look at him as part of the Coppola film dynasty, he is a total disappointment.
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I remember the whole bert is evil bit back in the late 90's.
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I remember one of roommates had a video of a woman cramming a coke can up her ass and then shitting it back out. Same thing, disgusting but strangely compelling.
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I recall around 1998 or so, a webpage in which someone positioned furniture in a variety of sexual positions, humping other pieces of furniture. It was funny, doubt it was a meme back then but it was worthy of it. I never masturbated to this though. For the record. That means you ex-college roommates.
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naw, I bet alias is much more attractive than rhea perlman. Can you imagine that rhea allows danny devito to pop his weiner in her???
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Other celebrities will PAY up to $10,000 for a twat. Ask Charlie Sheen.
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It's funny...Madoff's son commits suicide because he is traumatized by what his dad did. Yet he does it with his 2 year old son in the next room, potentially traumitizing him...like father like son!
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the picture is a bit grainy, what can I say...whomever it is, yes, attractive.
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I would say that both women are fairly attractive. Edit: given their age, they are fairly attractive.
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Well, hats off to graymoose for photobombing that weekly standard cover!
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Well if that is the standard, then what will happen with all the players? I guess they could play flag football in the parking lots. WashingTone-Locian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- >If you can't read the friggin' roster, you > shouldn't even be allowed in the stadium.
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and let's not forget this one:
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Good lord...that is seriously fucked up. I am going to have nightmares for weeks now... jhey Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Reminds me of this GIF... an oldie but a goodie.
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He is also on probation for a 2008 arson charge - what a winner. What gets me is that one of the families that he conned did not seem to see any red flags about this whole deal. They were contacted by the "dad" about watching his autistic son. They agree and then the son shows up in a cab at 2:00 in the morning with a note and payment from the dad. WTF? They thought that this was normal??? Seems
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WashingTone-Locian Wrote: -------------------------------------------------------> > > Who knows. That picture might actually land you a > job. Yeah, it seems to be doing great things for her:
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I must say, I am much happier to not have the account. It was an unnecessary pressure for me, and I did kind of feel as though I was back in high school again. The dynamics had not changed in over 15 years - the jocks were still all friends with one another, the "popular" kids send friend requests out to everyone to jack up their friend numbers, etc. Even more disconcerting was the reality that e
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I considered that but I have searched my name and no FB stuff comes up. The picture was of a woman sticking a hot pepper into her vagina. Since I dont have a vagina or a love for spicy foods, I can totally deny to any future employers that that was me.
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