Me too WTL. It is like the song that never ends from the Lamb Chop show.
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Well, that gives a whole new meaning to having a seat in the nose bleed section. WashingTone-Locian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Da Pall Bears.... > > http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/11/29/illinois.stadium. > death/index.html?hpt=T2
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I tried one. I have to say, it was much more enjoyable coming out than going in.
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Nothing funny here:
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muse, you should check out Gerald Daniel Blanchard. Wired did a piece on him sometime in the past year. Interesting story.
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I remember white co-workers stating that they would not vote for him. It went something like this: "It's not that I am a racist, I just think he will be assassinated if elected and I cannot vote for someone and march them to their death." LMAO. Yeah, these are the same people that are glad that their Klan outfits include the head sheet so no one can see them. Britdrnva~ Wrote: -----------------
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I am grateful to be alive. For real yo. We all have our problems but let's face it - better to be alive than dead. In general, I am pretty happy.
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It is a defense mechanism. They know they are wrong but they turn the tables - it is the only thing they can do I guess. Women are infamous for this...those tawny temptresses.
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I would employ this technique:
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Holy smokes, she is a fat ass - and look at that double chin. I bet that cheesecake factory bag contains a whole damn cake just for her. On a serious note, I bet she is on drugs or something. In the meantime, here is some cool footage from the U-2. Best part is towards the end when they get really high. http://www.wimp.com/breathtakingfootage/
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I like your other jam better Country Joe:
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Holy shit WTL, I never knew Jackson Hewitt had such a great track record!
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Definitely an anus, or perhaps the sarlaac from return of the jedi
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Depending on what time of day it is, he may just be fucked up on qat. Warhawk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Far be if from me to get this thread back on > topic, so I remember when 7-11 had people working > there who spoke English. Not some guy from Somalia > who just grunts and nods.
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Sometimes, when I make the Eye of God, I use 7-11 colors:
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eesh Wrote: I remember that too. I think I still have a copy of Stand By Me that was never returned to the local 7-11. I remember as a kid we (meaning my brothers and friends) would cram a bunch of candy in a slurpee cup and top it off with the slurpee. Once we made it out of the store, we would just rinse the candy off and feast on our hard earned booty. ----------------------------------------
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Some of them no longer sell decent adult magazines either - just playboy, if that.
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I think 7-11 is a fairly decent commercial establishment, not sure why anyone would knock it. You can get 2 big bites for $2 sometimes - a great deal for these hard times.
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LMAO. While I agree that it is a stupid rule, I cannot believe that this is going to be the first issue she feels the need to carry the banner on. What a complete, self-serving idiot. All of her staffers should get mohawks to see if she bitches and moans about protocol then.
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I am pretty sure that is not his mouth clicking. I bet they interviewed him at a ping pong convention. hoocoodanode Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Here you go! >
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I am with you on the post-Thanksgiving sandwiches - those are the best. As for the day itself, I could put away a whole dozen deviled eggs. Warhawk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My grandmother's recipe for stuffing - made with > sausage. It rules. > > Aside from that, my favorite food is actually > after Thankgiving - the week's worth of turk
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Funnel cakes sticks?!? WTF? That sounds nasty.
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I thought for sure that commercial was for anti-diarrhea medication but I guess it is perfume?
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I agree. Another good example, albeit not necessarily American, is the buddha. There have been at least 28 acts and who knows but maybe 29 is lurking somewhere among the amber waves of grain.
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I am shocked that Jack Johnson was arrested. Given his mellow music and laid back surfer lifestyle, I would never have pegged him for a criminal. I hope he can still record will in the pen.
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I can remember being a kid and going to the grocery store with my parents. Many of the stores had a soda bottle return area where you dropped your 6 packs of bottles off for the deposit. I remember one of them was a hole in a wall with this roller conveyer belt and you would shove the bottles down the chute. My brother and I used to take single bottles and pitch them inside so they would bust on
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http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/40207194/ns/sports-nfl/ I love this part of this article: "Then there was a pregame skirmish between the teams on the field, forcing officials to step in and restore peace. McGlynn said Redskins safety Landry started it by saying something to receiver DeSean Jackson. Notably, it was Landry who was beaten by Jackson on the first play from scrimmage, an 88-yard pass
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