Heh, they're just cleansing the gene pool. Snake anyone? WashingTone-Locian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Leave it to Southerners to take something that is > inherently good for you and turn it into a coffin > nail. Like tea? Put five cups of sugar in it. Like > okra? Let's deep fat fry it! Believe in salvation? > Let's start passing around copp
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Al Sharpton needs to fall off the face of the earth. He makes my skin crawl. A couple friends attended the rally and said it was a great, positive experience.
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It sucks for Strasberg. He's a young guy and this could potentially kill his career. I don't see how the team is in the wrong or how he's getting babied. I sure as fuck wouldn't want that injury.
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That explains why you don't know who Mike Patton is. OAR? Have no clue. Sincerely, Grandma Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Any College party where they are playing O.A.R. we > vacate. I cannot STAND O.A.R.
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I had a dream..... That all of the stupid fucking religions didn't exist. Then we would all eat cake and bacon together and get along. If those sirens are going to be blaring in the city, they are setting a precedent for any kind of noise ordinance. I want to create the church of Melted Cheese, where 6 times a day the sweet sounds of Mike Patton blast to call people to eat cheese fondue.
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Smart birds!
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Damn, that has got to suck! (Referring to the guy with no arms)
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That's quite a catchy little song!
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I love Barq's, and used to work at Roy Rogers so it must mean that we are DESTINED to be together FOREVER! My many nights at the MrMephisto shrine finally paid off! You and me and the bottle makes three in our Cherry Poppin' wedding bed! You complete me like scabies on a hippie! Mrs. Melissa Mephisto <3 <3 MrMephisto Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- >
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That bear video brings up a question.... Who actually enjoys getting kissed like that? Porno kissing is so fucking nasty.
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That picture's awesome! I don't see what the big deal is. Law enforcement in Herndon should spend more time at the Alabama Dr. 7-11 than worrying about this guy. I went there last week and felt like I needed to take shower after I left. *shudder*
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There was a bright yellow SmartCar in my garage with the license plate that said "Clown Car." Very appropriate. The only time they bother me is when I'm looking for a parking spot, think I see one, only to discover a tiny car parked snug against the wall. Such a tease.
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MrMephisto = Expensive Jeans
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What an evil fucking cunt. I hope she gets raped in every orifice of her body, including her eye sockets.
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I don't think that folks in the upper brackets need to keep having their taxes hiked. The majority of people who are in that tax bracket have worked their asses off to get there. Everyone needs to equitably contribute, regardless of salary. Again, why I like the flat tax. However, with the implementation of a simple tax code, we would lose most of the IRS and they pump hundreds of millions in
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WashingTone-Locian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If SoulStirrer sees the point made by Epicurus, > but disagrees with it, does that make him > bi-Epicurus? Ha! That was funny.
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Eli? That's a new one.
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Thank ye. Thank ye. My beloved iPhone brought me back. I was laying in bed and couldn't sleep. Then thought, "Hey! I'll bet I can log on FU!" Sho 'nuf. I love my iPhone. It's been a beautiful four weeks of ownership. Shut up, haters.
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No, as I said, I was surprised they were still around and touring.
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What a tool. The guy should have ignored him rather than screaming "shut up" constantly. Then we may have seen his drunk ass reach the drunken crying phase. Drunk people amuse me.
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Holy crap, really? I had no clue they were still around. Saw them sometime in 94-95.
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Charmin is one of the worst offenders as far as leaving "lint" behind. Blech! I remember drawing a nude model in an art class I took. She had a little ball of toilet paper stuck in her bush. It was quite distracting, and not in a good way.
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Vince(1) Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The example of Canadians coming > here for MRIs is not evidence that their system > sucks...the fact is we have too many MRIs.. Dude, seriously?
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That is pure fucking evil. I can't watch that shit, but those dudes had NO remorse. Wow.
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For someone who hates Gaga, she sure when through a LOT of trouble to write lyrics and perform the song. Those people are ridiculous.
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We finally agree on something.
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Oh, dear GOD that's frightening!!!
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You're an idiot.
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Hmmm... something tells me you aren't in the armed forces, so what's it to you? Shoo!
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