Maybe he DID like the look of your ass, CRACKLE!
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Go to The Bunnyman bridge. In the base there is a green door with a stylized purple playboy bunny on it. If you knock twice, then three times, then twice, the bunny opens. You must then ask, "Would perverts ever grant an audience to one who would know the world?" If it opens, inside you'll find a bunnyman in a wheelchair. Do not make eye contact with him, or you will be driven to laugh hysteric
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Sarah wants to name her future child Zamboni
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no Fuck YOU! I tipped the little old man over when he revealed the secrets of the universe as "drink more ovaltine"
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the hazing I experienced at FXHS on the football team was laying down vertically on the center stripes painted on the highway. 66, 29, main street whatever and let traffic pass by,
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MrMephisto Wrote: > > If the door doesn't open immediately, RUN, because > you have about two seconds to live. If I only have two seconds to live then Why am I running?
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Chris Brown is the new head of the republican party
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Everyone should be banned from reality TV unless their last names are Osbourne or Hogan.
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margarine is one molecule away from plastic.
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At a time when the Treasury and the Federal Reserve are going to extraordinary lengths to stabilize the banking system, it's hard to see how any useful purpose is served by allowing speculators to undermine market confidence in those efforts by massive short-selling of bank stocks and manipulative trading of associated credit-default swaps. At a minimum, the Securities and Exchange Commission and
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I just went to a funeral and it really cheered me up.
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http://wcbstv.com/local/video.game.rape.2.941744.html
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I remember seeing him all bug eyed and coked out of his mind being interviewed on CNN as to why the price of oil was through the roof. He tried to defend it saying it was "supply and demand that has it at $150 a barrel and rising."
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Sweeping generalizations are not becoming of anyone.
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I bank at NFCU. Unless Im in uniform I often wear a baseball hat and have NEVER been asked to remove it.
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A Muslim woman was asked to leave her place in line at a credit union in Southern Maryland and be served in a back room because the head scarf she wore for religious reasons violated the institution's "no hats, hoods or sunglasses" policy, the woman said yesterday. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/03/09/AR2009030902387.html
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dayam!
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Meaty Skeletons is a true American treasure and should be honored at the Kennedy center with a presidential performance.
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I am currently serving in the USN and this was made clear to me. Disability compensation is a benefit paid to a veteran because of injuries or diseases that happened while on active duty, or were made worse by active military service. It is also paid to certain veterans disabled from VA health care. The benefits are tax-free.
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Man I cannot stand Phish. God Awful Joke Band of the last century. I was SO glad they "broke up" and wish they would go away again. Im guessing Phish were busted and plea bargained with the po po to bust as many of their own fans as possible. Collusion!
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Turns out our unarmed ship was patrolling near a new chinese base that is sending out Ballistic missile submarines. THE US ship may have been tracking them.
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http://store.djhut.com/store/ has anyone been to DJ hut record store in DC?
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Truther 339 up, 156 down love ithate it A crazy person who believes the US government committed 9/11. Truthers get their inspiration from a moronic documentary called "Loose Change" which provides no facts whatsoever and has been thoroughly debunked. People who disagree with the truthers are repeatedly called government shills since truthers have no logical argument to counter the evidence. Tr
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from the urban dictionary.com http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meeper Something small and cute. Usually used in, but not exclusicve to, adoration for a vagina or vagina-like object ie, avocado, a belly button, a vagina... "I kicked her in the meeper, then I kissed it better." or "Awe, what a nice meeper you have."
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my favorite Bush quote was on Inauguration day when he shook hands with President Elect Obama and said, "Great day for the Country." Classy.
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I like how they only instigate this stuff on unarmed USN ships
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This ranks right up there with the Mystery if Led Zeppelin Played Wheaten Community and Recreation center in January 1970.
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I have both Cats and dogs. They are both fun. Get yourself a laser pointer and a cat and hours of enjoyment are on hand. On the other hand dogs are good to have as outdoor companions, throwing balls going for a jog etc etc. Then again why did we domesticate cats? Can you hitch a sleigh to a cat? do cats herd sheep? Nah not really. Cats are good for killing vermin so I suppose thats why they
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You should become Like unto the Chi. The Chi can never be defined, once a definition is found for the chi it is no longer Chi thus it is mercurial and mysterious. Become what you are, you become naked. Number 9 Number 9 Number 9 Number 9.
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