I guess it worked out this time. "When the driver’s side door opened, the suspect was greeted with a hail of gunfire from the driver. This is the second defensive gun use caught in detail on camera this month." http://controversialtimes.com/news/concealed-carrier-shoots-kills-home-invader/#ixzz45GZGypAT
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White people are not racially offended. They'd always rather be white. So would I.
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What a sad shame. I wonder? Is Criner, 17 mentally ill or is he just a purely hateful mother-fucker? And he started a fire? Am I following this correctly?
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Ivanka (Trump's ex-wife) said it. Fact.
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OP actually makes a good point. Why don't we see that out of the conservatives party that freed the slaves? Oh, and just ignore Gerry2. We all do.
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It doesn't really matter what I think about the cemetery. But if you're wondering why the Allah prayer is included, I can offer this. While I'm no expert, I do know that, before the creation of Israel, Jews lived in many middle eastern countries. There is a hybrid form of Judeo-Muslim religion that many Jews still follow. Areas like Kurdistan, for instance, have Jews, Muslims, and many varieties
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Wow Ralph, I'm surprised at you...but still like you anyway. To answer your question, no. Bowie, MD (pr: Boo-eee) is a turd-space and has nothing to do with the man that effected music and fashion for decades (pr: David Boh-wee). Good day, love!
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Hey, nothing ventured nothing gained, right? Kudos to Dave Grohl, our NoVA son and favorite Fairfaxian. I'd be okay with an "F- off" from Bowie. Totally. http://nerdist.com/the-time-david-bowie-told-dave-grohl-to-f-off/
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No anger here. But I will say, my money will be on Trump to bitchslap Canks in any future debate. He'll simply self-fund the affair, hire the best advisors he can find and put her head on a pike the first night. All he'll really need are the bullet-points from the timeline of her illustrious (sarc) career. Anybody got the over/unders on this yet?
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All this time I have been disappointed that no chemical-weapons were ever found, but always thought that it was strange. I mean, remember the Northern Kurds during the Saddam era? Now we find out that it was a total lie. A lie perpetuated by our own government. Thankfully for us, there are still brave journalists out there who are not afraid of “the man”, not afraid to expose the truth. Again,
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Will someone please stalk and kill the asshole that's posting all of the medicine posts. Fucking annoying.
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Coming this April on PBS. "We're a modern-day music variety show filmed at D.C.’s legendary 9:30 Club. “Live At 9:30” puts you front-and-center for the best performances at what Rolling Stone named "Best Big Room in America," one action-packed hour at a time". Find out more here: http://liveat930.com/ and here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2016/02/09/the-930-
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Did you know that Toyota is now in the diesel game? The new 2016 Toyota Tundra turbo-diesel option (5.7 liter Cummins) is really going to be the pick of the litter for the Japanese pickups. If you need torque and power, with the cleanest emissions possible, nothing beats the modern turbo diesels. I'm personally going to stick with the Silverado 6.6 liter turbo-diesel with Allison trans set-up f
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And now, some useful information for those of us that have a genuine concern for women's health. The video is quite convincing. http://www.barcroft.tv/kung-fu-vagina-weightlifter-lifts-weights-using-pelvic-floor-muscles
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Drivel. I called your posts drivel.
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^^^That's our Ralph! Gerry would've never had a comeback that on point. Well done, sir!
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I'm inclined to disagree with Gerry's inference that Ralph is brainless. I find Ralph to be one of the more entertaining posters here. When he does make a comment, it seems authentic and sincere. When he does find himself at the 'butt end' of a joke, he has demonstrated that he has the ability to keep his sense of humor. His remarks are often funny but never really mean. I say well done, Ralph.
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Keira Knightley
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Thanks Ralph! That's some funny sheeeeiiiit! What was the one where the man bought his wife a martini and she complained...you know which one I mean right?
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As many of you know, the FFU user known as Ralph Pootawn has developed two very interesting and thought provoking comic series using, what appears to be, Microsoft Paint. Though crudely illustrated, these are, in my opinion, some of the finest original literary works that FFU has ever seen and I'm here to ask for more. Dolan (Duck) is a speech-challenged Hispanic version of the beloved Donald Du
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They may also be useful in removing dust and leaves from the turf fields. Just a thought.
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Trip out.
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That's not really your problem tonight...but a good question none-the-less.
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@eesh & Wingnut London Towne was originally a HUD project. I guess the thinking was that no one would ever really have to see it if they put it way out in Centreville. The development spawned some real winners over the years like Michael Kennedy (Chantilly Police Station shooter) and Michael Cho (Virginia Tech shooter). Must be something in the water.
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So I took the kid down to see the Wizard's game Friday night and we were riding the Orange Line back to the car. This man and his son are sitting a few rows ahead of us. They're both drunk to some degree. No big deal. Suddenly the dad starts throwing elbows at the son's head. Lot's of them. My kid started to video but got nervous that the man might escalate if he saw him so he turned it off. Th
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But Anita, if grocery prices are going down, why are you charging $10 for a burrito?
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Dave's mom, Virginia, was really nice and tolerant of crazy, loud kids.
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I'd like to say this: You are an inconsiderate asshole That's all.
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That's stupid.
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Damn, you fuks were up til 5am talking about this shit.
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