Now that it's shut down, anybody know what's going to go in its place?
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Mom?
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Besides, you can do it yourself: Get one of those metal wire hangers and cut the straight part out. File it down to a good point, then rub it with alcohol to clean it. Clean it real good. Fire up the Zippo and make the tip good 'n hot, then JAM that sucker straight through her labia -- that is where she wants to get pierced, right? because that's HOT.
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so, back to the OP: Is there a reason that your "sister" isn't getting parental consent?
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Poor Tina. She was wicked cool.
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This one time, I was pulling through the drive through at my local Wendy's -- I was getting my usual spicy chicken combo. I saw this mom with her three children (two girls and one boy) get out of their beat up minivan and walk towards the restaurant. I heard the mom say to the kids "now, I only have five dollars until that no-good father of yours gets me his child support. You can only have o
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No, no, Gravis. You can't Godwin yourself.
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We must not forget the "Toilet Bowl building" in Vienna.
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What, no They Might be Giants?
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That's a helluva lot of service calls for a relatively new gate!
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I have taken a lifestyle poly. It wasn't too bad, though I did have an uneventful upbringing. It's been a good 10 years since then, though. ...and I still lead an uneventful life. sad... If somebody would pay for my clearance, I'd take one...
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Oh, and comet fragments *did* hit the Atlantic, because of the unexplained high waves that were recorded, so they claim he was right after all.
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Wow, Gravis. New meds? You haven't told him to go fuck himself yet....
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Then, eventually, someone will actually answer your question. That person will get insulted next. Then a flamewar will begin, and somebody will lose the argument but refuse to realize it.
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Then, after the snide remark and sexual innuendo, somebody will insult you
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The story changes... Now it's a 48 hour window... "Uh, maybe tomorrow, guys" QuoteAccording to informed sources, contacts in the American intelligence services confirm the existence of a time window of 48 hours, centered on May 25th at midnight GMT, for the impact a comet fragment south of the Azores. This corroborates information of an evacuation exercise of the U.S. Congress to occur later
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Dahler Mehndi has another rockin' hit on youtube.
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Oh. My. God. That was amazing. And I thought *I* couldn't dance!
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