County also has at least one white, unmarked Ford Mustang. Got pulled by it last year.
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any sexual act other than Missionary Position with your spouse is illegal in Virginia. Most of those laws going back decades and sometimes centuries. If your wife blows you, it falls under "Sodomy" by state code. I'm in the clear because my wife wants babies and I have yet to convince her that she can get pregnant orally.
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I had dark(er) tint on my cars for the past 7 years. Never got pulled with 20% on my SUV that matched the 20% factory tint on the rear windows...I have 25% all the way around on my Mazda3 now and I've been pulled twice within a week by County. Guess it's hit or miss.
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Helpful hint to those of you that pay for sex in the county: If she's hot, she's a cop.
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So I was bored and all I really do at work is watch episodes of MacGyver on cbs.com Got me thinking...MacGyver had a lot of life lessons that we should've learned from but didn't. ~You don't win fights with guns ~We can save the environment ~Hired hitmen can be forgiven, relocated and become baseball coaches ~IF a woman looks good, she's mostly likely trying to kill you And many many more...I
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Fairfax still locks you out during the day unless you're on the new side (direct supervision)...there you get access to your cell and the day room all day (except during shift changes). The old side is pretty much as described by thetruth and his long winded posts. Another thing to note, if you're sentenced on a misdemeanor you do 50% of the time (i.e. 10 day sentence is 5 days time) you get cr
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since this 4 year old question was revived: Red Rock's tequilla bar in Centreville holds poker events from time to time. Not sure of when, but I had dinner there a few weeks back and walked into the middle of it.
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I drive a pontiac torrent...it's the same as a saturn vue, but for people that don't want everyone else to know they bought a saturn.
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had a second after all: http://loudounextra.washingtonpost.com/news/2008/dec/17/father-acquitted-manslaughter-sons-death-car/?local
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Child endangerment is most likely fitting; however, it's hard for it to stick if the weather conditions didn't dictate a "dangerous" situation inside the vehicle. Still, leaving your kids for any length of time is endangerment in my book. Also, yes, the guy from last year did get off...damn near scott free. I think he was deemed "unfit" to stand trial, but I don't have time to find the article
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As far as I know, none of them are "free" anymore. There are some that are free if you hold accounts with them (Whichever one is over in Fair Lakes still does that I think...CitiBank maybe?) Otherwise, you're best bet is to find the one that charges less.
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wow...I went to South Lakes...Surprised to even see it on the list...I would've guessed only 10% of students there actually went on to do something useful with their lives (obviously I'm in the 90% that did not). Maybe the kids there are actually trying now...is there hope yet for the future of America? A future President from South Lakes? Maybe at least a presidential aide? Or are they all st
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Fairfax County mugshots are not available to the public unless given to the media specifically by the public information officer (either Sheriff or Police if the PD has a copy). The photos are, however, linked to facial recognition software...which is kind of neat...doesn't help you if you want a copy though.
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In fairness to Inkahootz: http://leg1.state.va.us/000/src.htm type in "carnal knowledge" and all the code sections defining carnal knowledge show 'For the purposes of this section, (i) a child under the age of thirteen years shall not be considered a consenting child and (ii) "carnal knowledge" includes the acts of sexual intercourse, cunnilingus, fellatio, anilingus, anal intercourse, and anim
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wow...it took 4 hours for someone to welcome the "You all suck for saying that" guy?
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Dwights Tie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jesus, I had the same tie as Dwight. me too! Sweet! And the shirt! Came in a package deal from Kohl's!
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Let's assume he's NOT a natural born citizen...he's the president which means he has connections. Now, I've seen enough movies to know that the president of the United States has enough power to say "yeah, sure...let me just go grab it from my office" then come back with "proof" - real or fake - that everyone will believe regardless. He'll just print one off, hire some secret squirrel to change
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oh are we giving real answers to this thread...? You could: 1. Unbend them and start an automotive lock-out company and help stranded motorists unlock their vehicles 2. Unbend them and make a wire sculpture...of flowers, then post giant pictures of them in the middle of a thread when someone pisses you off...a la Vince(1) 3. Recycle them...I assume But I didn't know we were looking for real
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I propose this question: If the human race was thinned out and the world needed to be re-populated but all we had left were gay guys and straight women...is it the gay guys' duty to procreate with the women or should the human race go extinct because they'd rather suck a fat one? Just thought it was funny in the above article that the zoo stopped trying to save the endangered species (at least
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when life gives you lemons...inject yourself with something.
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Sounds like breaking news to me...and a pot pie sounds awesome!!
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if you're going over 35mph it's considered a vehicle and you must be licensed. That's the only one I know...or at least heard, so correct me if I'm wrong
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We used to pick wild blackberries near World Gate (not sure which road they were off of). I doubt they're there anymore as this was probably 10 or 15 years ago. That's the only place I ever went locally.
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if I can't drive like a shit-bag, how am I supposed to get to work? I speed, I cut in and out of lanes, and if you're in the left lane doing 70 in a 35 and I want past you, you better get the fuck outta my way (or I'll sit there and be really really angry). However, I've never been in an crash or caused one. Please do not kick me off the roads. I need my job!!!
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...I don't grow crops, fuck if there's a drought or not...I've been trying to seal my deck for three weeks and it keeps raining!
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I heard Tone Loc was gonna be there Just thought Wash. would be interested...no? I'm not going though...gotta work...and I don't do fairs ever since the Baseball Carnival stopped coming to Reston. I miss the rusted out Salt-n-Pepper Shaker :(
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There's a place in Centreville on Rt. 29 south bound (physically West bound I guess). It's just before Rt. 28...it's a little shack with reflective tint on it's windows. They did my car about 2 years ago and I haven't had any issues. Can't think of the name of it, but that's where it was. I have a crossover that came with 20% factory tint in the rear windows and I had them do 20% in the front
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Funny stuff! (about the dos/C64...not death) As for the two found dead (and this was last friday, right?) It's being investigated as a murder/suicide Just an FYI so there is something in the thread of potential relevance ...I do remember DOS though...NOT old enough for the Commodore though, only know about that through oral tradition and passed-down stories
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Very good, thanks...I'll leave the priors for now as an educational PSA for all...because knowing is half the battle I appreciate the tip though
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just found this link as well: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1756216/mulberry_trees_no_not_a_blackberry.html I guess they are edible...still in question is if they're edible from the side of a city road
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