Straining At Stool
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The Hildabeest enjoys lunch.
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#1 – Did you hear about the new Obama Diet? You let Putin eat your lunch every day. #2 - How does Obama win the war on terror? He renames it! Its now the overseas contingency operation. #3 - Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard question? Neither have we! #4 - How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb? 5! Al Gore to insure it’s a CFL, an EPA agent in case the bulb
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Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic
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Yes I quite agree I mean what's the point of being treated like sheep. What's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Coventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their Sunday Mirrors, complaining about the tea - "Oh they don't make it properly here, do they, not like
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The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama’s new health care package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception
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What we learned at the government shutdown: 1. The way that Washington politicians solve a debt ceiling crisis is to always vote for more debt. 2. The Park Police will spend funds for guards to keep people out of public memorials, but it won’t spend funds for those same guards to allow people to enjoy those same memorials. 3. WW2 veterans aren’t welcome at the National Memorial, but Democrats
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Dear President Obama, I’m reaching out to you as a friend. I know you must be deeply hurting after what happened at the Missouri State Fair. Sure, you probably try to avoid watching the news while you’re on vacation, but I’m sure the pilot who airlifted your dog to your rental mansion in Martha’s Vineyard probably caught you up to speed (that guy is such a chatterbox). Your jaw must have hit the
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http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Man-Dies-from-Stabbing-Wounds-in-SE--212257081.html
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What do expect from the spawn of a Kansas slut and an African witch doctor?
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COST OF MEXICAN OCCUPATION FOR ALL THAT “CHEAP” LABOR: 1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year by state 20 governments. 2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens. Verify 20 at! : http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html 3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year i
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Bob: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?" Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?" Bob: "No, the other one." Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6 Extortion 17?" Bob: "No, the other one." Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?" Bob: "No, the other one." Jim: "You mean the voter fraud?" Bob: "No, the other one." Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?" Bob
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Quit trashing President Obama's accomplishments. He has done more than any Other President before him. He has an impressive list of accomplishments: First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he Was a foreigner. First President to have a social security number from a state he has never Lived in. First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of th
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I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my boat. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I ever would. I voted D
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Mitt Romney kicked Barack Obama’s ass so thoroughly Wednesday night, Attorney General Eric Holder has considered charging him with a hate crime. This gives us throbbing levels of immensely transcendent galaxy-tripping joy not because we think Romney is anything to write home about or that any substantial issues were raised during the debate, but because Obama’s lapdogs and water boys and bootlick
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvBHIDpeiWM
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The story is that Ernest Borgnine attributed to his longevity to wanking daily. He was an evangelist on the subject, dirty old bugger. Given the degree to which women are attracted to fame and fortune, I'm a little surprised Borgnine or anyone else at his level in Hollywood would need to masturbate. If he did so, it was probably because he enjoyed it more than other options. There could be som
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You know those idiots who complain when you say "Merry Christmas", or who think that kids soccer shouldn't have a winner, or that a wrong answer in Math is right because you tried, or those who think that eventually the urban slums will be won over with basketball and community centers, who think they are Indians even though they are obviously not, or who think that evil Republicans want to kill
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How is class warfare possible when people have no class? The rich are a bunch of inflationary paper manipulators who produce nothing of value; the poor are mere stomachs, pricks, and snatches with hands ready to grasp the hand-out. I think Celine said it best in North: “the new world, the communo-bourgeois, sermonizing, Tartuffian, automobilistic, alcoholic, gluttonous and cancerous world has
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Isn't it amazing that, within only one week of Tiger Woods crashing his Escalade, the press found every woman with whom Tiger has had an affair during the last few years?And, they even uncovered photos, text messages, recorded phone calls, etc.! Furthermore, they not only know the cause of the family fight, but they even know it was a wedge from his golf bag that his wife used to break
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The past seven brutal days will go down as one of the worst weeks in history for a sitting president. It certainly has been, without any doubt, the worst week yet for President Obama. Somehow, Mr. Obama managed to embarrass himself abroad, humiliate himself here at home, see his credentials for being elected so severely undermined that it raises startling questions about whether he should have b
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1. What happened to freedom of speech? 2. Why is the race-baiting being allowed? 3. Why are the parents of this boy seeking financial gain by requesting his name trademarked? 4. Why is the black community ignoring black-on-black crimes? 5. If the "N-word" is considered "hate speech,""inflamitory" and politically incorrect, except when used by another black person, then why is the word, "cracker"
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The following happened to the neighborhood that I grew up in. It was a just a normal neighborhood where people kept their houses neat and yards nice with no trash in the streets. Then the illegal's overran it. You can call me racist or whatever you want but until it happens to your neighborhood you don’t know what you're in for. And with the housing collapse they are moving into higher classed s
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The following happened to the neighborhood that I grew up in. It was a just a normal neighborhood where people kept their houses neat and yards nice with no trash in the streets. Then the illegal's overran it. You can call me racist or whatever you want but until it happens to your neighborhood you don’t know what you're in for. And with the housing collapse they are moving into higher classed su
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Seems to be having a good time widning up the chin-drooling lib idiots on these boards.
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Liberalism has been around since the dawn of time. It's actually, a form of Darwinism. It's a Natural Order thing. Like a Pack of Wolves, or a Pride of Lions. The ALPHA MALE, rules over the rest. HE eats first. HE has first choice of the Females . Liberalism is just another form of Monarchy. There is the KING, and there is everybody else. The King controls all of the Lands in his Kingdom. His wo
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"This isn't Class Warfare, but Common Sense." What does a guy, who CHOOSES Joe Biden to be his Veep, know about "Common Sense"? What does a guy, who's at $16 Trillion in Debt, and CLIMBING, know about "Common Sense"? And, what's so Commonsensical, about Killing the Golden Goose? (The XL Pipeline) Common Sense tells us that: We give the Muslim Guy, standing in line to get on a Plane, the ANAL Pr
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1. His name wasn't Martin Luther. It was Michael. It was decided Martin Luther had a more prominent ring to it, so he went by that. He never legally changed his name. To this day, he lived and died as Michael King. 2. While working on his dissertation for his doctoral degree at Boston University, he heavily plagiarized from another author who had done research on a subject similar to King's. As
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Even in this progressive age, religious uncertainties still abound as we approach Holy Season, which begins with St. Martin’s Day on January 16 and extends throughout Black History Month. This was made dramatically clear last week at a college near where I live, a place that has demoted the ancient Christian holiday that falls on December 25 and the weeks leading up to it as “holiday season.” Mea
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