WashingToneLocian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "They are considering denying services to illegal > aliens to a certain set of services, not all > services. People are denied services every day for > a myriad of reasons (too young, too old, make too > much money, etc. not a county resident)." > > How do they determine who is and isn't illeg
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Fairfax MF---er Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The biggest reason U-Haul trailers are leaving > Prince William County has more to do with economic > conditions than any local laws. With the > re-setting of sub-prime mortgages causing illegals > to walk away from their homes and jobs drying up, > many have chosen to go to North Carolina or othe
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In the upcoming election, I will be voting for Chap Petersen. I am so disgusted with JMDD's bratty attitude and lousy voting record its time for her to go. She calls herself a Republican, but in truth, she's trying to out-Pelosi Nancy herself. What a punk she is! Only time will tell if Petersen performs well in office, but for the meantime, JMDD needs to be humbled once and for all. Its been abo
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joe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why is "underage drinking" such a crime? So, if a > 20yr old asks you to buy them a case of beer, and > you are over 21, then you are a hardened criminal? > On the Isle of Man, the drinking age is 5! Just > saying... Underage drinking is a crime because its against the law. If you feel so strongly that 5 year old
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Under the new laws, this is the fate that awaits you. http://youtube.com/watch?v=PKkuRUIgBN0
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Observer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Has anyone ever noticed how the Board of > Supervisor has named streets and buildings after > themselves? The Massey Building, The Pennino > Building, Jack Herrity Parkway, etc. Great idea. If Im ever elected to the Board, Ill name a bar after myself. Just think, "Slimey's".
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You're quite welcome Hold Em. I hear you.
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hold em Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Probably should have made my question more clear, > I meant when did the part about raising the limit > for buying beer become such a hot topic. > Schools will give kids as young as 11 birth > control pills and condoms. The law about not > drinking alcohol until age 21 makes no sense. > > I can get i
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Garage Hopping has been around forever. I know of one town where the Police will come and knock on your door for a reminder if they see your garage door open after midnight. Best to lock it up much earlier though. I recently found a young feller going through our trash here in FFx City around 1:a.m. as I was taking out some papers I'd forgotten. He was "trash surfing" for sure as sometimes people
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$25,000.00 fine and 90 days in the electric chair, your firstborn child, and 50 lashes. No chance of early release for good behavior either.
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Radiophile Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > So libraries are a Marxist plot? I guess the > > Reagan Library was the result > > of a conspiracy too then. I know of one though > > that fits the description, > > and thats the Clinton Library. Ho Chi Minh and > > Jane Fonda funded that one. > > See, liberals do not know what
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Radiophile Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Neen Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Is your car ok? Are you sure this was a police > > cadet who approached you? Kids have been known > to > > key cars that don't cooperate with them. You'd > be > > wise to walk around your car to check.
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duh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > According to a Post article today...that's the > term thugs use to describe the robbing of illegal > immigrants. > > Beaners are apparently perfect robbery victims. > They shun banks, so they carry only cash. And > they're terrified of the police so they don't > report the robbery. > > And t
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Radiophile Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > slimey Wrote: > If you > > fart, they will also charge > > you with polluting the environment. > > Damn, most odf us here at FFXU would be criminals. > Oh yeah, most of us are! Not me. I would never do such a thing.
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I just drove by the Marriott and saw the lawyer and his buddy waiting for all the ladies to arrive. http://1stinfoproducts.com/jokes/yoga2.jpg
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Not only is it against the law to park on the sidewalk in Fairfax City, but they will also arrest you for for urinating in public. The nerve of these inconsiderate swine. Next thing you know, they will throw you out for belching in public at the Patriot! If you fart, they will also charge you with polluting the environment. Big Brother is watching! Beware Fairfax City!
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Kathy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Where can I go for a nude stroll outside in > fairfax county? Try in front of the Patriot Bar and Grill on Rt 50. Friday nights are best.
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RAT'Z AZZ Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > GUILTY--- > > ANOTHER WANNABEE(CHECK OUT THE SPECIFICALLY NAMED > KNIFE--I usualy carry my smith & wesson navy seal > tactical knife),( I AM SOOO IMPRESSED) THAT NEEDS > TO LEARN HOW TO SPELL CHECK FIRST, THEN LEARN AS > SLIMEY POINTED OUT, HE WHO TAKES KNIFE TO GUNFIGHT > LOSES. > > MES
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resident Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I live in a apartment building. At night when I > take my dog out for a bathroom break I usualy > carry my smith & wesson navy seal tactical knife. > the blade is about 4 to 5 inches long. I was > wondering if somebody came up to me with a gun, > and i fought back with the knife and wound up > killi
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Time for him to find a real job. I hear there is a shortage of day-laborers in PW county now.
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Try this one. After a couple of swigs, you wont care what color it is. Best served ice cold and drank from the bottle. http://www.ghettowine.com/21/rooster2.html
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Pho Cook in Great Falls Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm so happy you request no meat. I understand > real Pho is made with dog meat. > I also understand one can request real Pho by > asking for Phok9. > > > You are indeed right Pho is made with dog. I spit > roast a small (20 lbs) two to three year old house > dog I obtain from "f
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Gravis Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > slimey Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Gravis, > > I'm starting to get the impression that you > are > > either a mortician or a > > salesman for a cemetary trying to drum up some > > business. > > no no, nothing like that. just on th
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Why not just get some King Kobra? After a few swigs it doesnt matter, even if its warm. I just read about a nut case who burglarized a convenience store and all he took was 2 bottles of KK, leaving the Heineken and others behind. Must be good stuff.
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"It's a total mess over there, Fairfax citizens should almost feel lucky. :)" Meeper, you hit the nail on the head with that one. Last summer, I drove through some of the old Maryland burbs I used to live and party in as a youngster. College Park doesnt feel safe to me anymore. Im a U. of Md. grad and lived in Greenbelt then. I havent talked with anyone about the matter in College Park, but it h
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Point taken Meeper. I should have added, "compared to the way it was many years ago when I lived there". Langley Park is a mess, agreed. I too have friends who live in TP who dont seem to mind. (better them than me).
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She only did what I have felt like doing sometimes. Ive never had Comcast, but when I wind up talking to Ranjeesh in Bombay about a technical problem here in Fairfax, I want to reach through the phone and whack him upside the head. For English, press (1), For Espanol, press (2), For Vietnamese, press (3), For Arabic, press (4), etc....etc...."Preez sta on rine an a cutomah suvis weel bee wis you
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Bob James Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...and where will the illegal aliens go, when the > adjacent counties start cracking down? Why they > will stay with their amigos in benign Fairfax > County, which provides a host of free services and > special low-rent opportunities. Why surely the > nation's wealthiest county with the Commonwealth's &
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Gravis Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Paranoid Android Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I think my neighbor - who is a bit of a nut - > may > > be using a listening device to tap into my > > cordless phone. Any ideas of spy shops in > Fairfax > > County where I might be able to find an
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I could care less. Im just glad they are visible. If you arent breaking any laws, then you have nothing to worry about. If they pull you over for something, you have the opportunity to challenge them in court if they are out of their jurisdiction. BTW, someone has to staff the jails, transport prisoners, protect the courtrooms and, deliver court documents. They are doing the job they're being p
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