Me no use rubber cuz.. Me am Chinese Me am slick Me use clorox on my dick
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He had an addadicktomy?
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I have gotten some of my best HE's from nail salons
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It wasn't a problem until they roamed the streets of DC and started getting gov't data
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Kids carry disease because they hunt in packs and don't clean themselves properly. Get rid of the kid and you won't need a shot
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X.O. is across the street from Mark's in the torn up shopping area. It's just as good and not as crowded
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I would hate my life if I had to deal with little parasites everyday. No wonder a teacher needs a drink now and then
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You can get raw milk from any pregnant Latina
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Goat on goat crime
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Wow. Robert Vaughn. Ever see him in "I was a Teenage Caveman"?
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Tong done her Wong
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Heinlein already answered this question in "All You Zombies".
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Nice butt cleavage
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Once I swallowed an Alka-Seltzer
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The Tong Wars
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Holy Moly! Grab the marshmallows
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wow. These parents have too much time on their hands.
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Women already have half the money and all the pussy. What more do you want?
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You know what's worse than a suicide? Finding a dead hooker under the bed
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Stella- 1 No Duh- 0
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Aqua Buddha Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I hate when chicks cry during sex. whats that all > about? It's important to find a girl who won't press charges
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What to remember before you head south with your mouth..."if it smells like perfume, you may consume; if it smells like cologne, leave it alone".
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I was hoping he'd open a can of kung fu whup ass
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I would have him drive your car off a cliff. Then you can sue his parents who have obviously failed him. As for graveyards, you can't beat Arlington cemetery, just toss him in with the other mismatched soldiers
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MegaTiffany
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chuckhoffmann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ITRADE Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Of course, most of you don't know what a > Tiffany > > box looks like... > > This fine publication enlightened me as to what a > Tiffany box looked like. God . Have you seen Tiffany in MegaPiranhas? She's
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get a lawyer
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