I thank him. He's been supportive of the IBS crowd, which makes Eesh the Messiah compared to GI docs and people who mock the bowel trodden.
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He doesn't deserve shit. He might be called "doctor" but I bet my bowels he was last in the class. I'm wondering what night school he went to. Anyhow I think it's okay to say that anon doc and his compatriots in constipation, could deserve pay cuts. Aside from sticking tubes up my ass, or his fingers to discuss his mock draft, what does he do? I could get the same off Craigslist if my cup of sh
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That bathroom, one has to wonder, Gordo?
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Unbelievable. Okay my research shows the average anal doctor makes $350,000 a year. These subhumans with a white and sometimes brown coat, get to use torture devices and get paid so well. I'll try to get an average for Fairfax/NOVA as my guess is it's at least 15 to 20% higher than the national amount. Anon doc and his sadistic friends haven't accomplished shit yet have fat pockets.
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This guy has awful bowels.
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I couldn't agree more with BEH, brother in bowel, who's seen firsthand and here, the absolute lack of humanity regarding GI's. Yes they are bottom feeders literally and figuratively, but later on I'll look up their average salary and post it. My hunch is they make a shitload of money for doing next to nothing. Last nights crap was awful, and I'm using a lot of witch hazel this morning. There's n
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Oh my starfish is going to need an alignment. Film at 11
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ISIS should be disemboweled
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I feel blessed to have seen the moon landing in 1969. That was one giant step, and thank goodness Neil Armstrong's bowels held up. Same for Buzz Aldrin, and although not as important Michael Collins. He at least could have taken a shit while flying over the moon, until the Eagle blasted off the lunar surface. I'm about to drop off a space shuttle. 10,9, 8 let the screaming begin.
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Excellent display of bowels.
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I doubt the condition of her bowels is very important now.
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False alarm but my stomach, is probably cueing up for a hydrogen bomb. Anyhow piles are hemmerhoids, most often caused by straining. IBS folks are more likely to get piles in or around the anal cavity area. First of all there are two types of roids. Actually three. If you don't believe me Google George Brett and hemmerhoids. Yet the ones you'll encounter are internal or external. They can
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Bowels play a part in changing demographics
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I first must thank the user who locked out "Blooming Onion. "Now I have an inbox, and have heard from people with bowel problems. It's a shame, the hostility by those with superior teutonic like bowels, but it is what it is. I'm going to start up breakfast, and then will answer publicly a question on piles.
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My oh my Sliced, Your traveling alone is a challenge to your bowels. Do you get "back pay?" I feel sorry for your woe, and while I just squeezed off a third trimester anon doc fetus sized crap, I feel sympathetic to your plight. One thing, can you purchase a smaller sized portable Bristol a Stool Guide? #5 #2s aren't ideal, but you have to squeeze with what you are handled. Best of luck on you
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Why must folks harass Eesh? He has supported the IBS thread. He is a bowel buddy. Geez give him a break.
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Why must folks harass Eesh? He has supported the IBS thread. He is a bowel buddy. Geez give him a break.
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BEH, are you at 30 hours instead of 36? I'm curious because of the thirty feet through the intestines average time frame, and also I extend early condolences to your bowels after the Super Bowl. This time of year is fun for most, and I hope they enjoyed the game with chips and dip. While chips with the melted cheese sounds good, the ramifications are not pleasant. It's the bowel equivalent o
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john waynes Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Butt bang Julie! I'd say leave her bowels alone
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I called it a long time ago. That Pete Carroll or Belichick would win the Super Bowl. All the haters, hate no more, as I was correct about these coaches with spectacular bowels. Belichick looked like a man who cleared a #4 #2. Caroll did too, until the end. My guess is he and the Bristol stool guide aren't having a lovely day.
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Has anyone investigated Phil's nether regions for bowel issues?
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Gordo a job fair makes my bowels churn brown butter, but you'll do just fine. Keep things including aromas close to the vest. Remember your bowels don't define you. Now to unload a large odd shaped pitchfork.
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I've been up all night, and with screaming bowels, I'd appreciate it of Elton John was in my bathroom playing "Candles on the Wind." My rear end hurts, and I don't think a patch kit will work here.
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Well I hope others do better, because I just have a bad feeling after pizza and wings, I might need a bowel transplant. The Super Bowl is exciting, but Americans dining choices during the game are horrendous. No I'm not saying I'm right for eating the garbage I have, but expect a lot of folks tomorrow on the can.
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Paul Allen has bowel problems perhaps?
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psyllium husk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why do they all look constipated? Third one on the left has bowel issues. I bet the farm.
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This is a horrible ass. While your ass might be sweeter, just bad.
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Chris Collinsworth, Al Michaels, Bob Costas= troika of fantastic bowels. It's halftime now, and I believe while both coaches have excellent bowels, give the edge to the guy on the Patriots sideline. Katy Perry's bowels should be fine, during the halftime show, but I'm concerned for Lenny Kravitz.
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I'd like to thank anon doc, or whomever is the bowel hostile individual here. While not on the groan throne, I like how this platform allows free speech, even for our lower and upper intestines. You can try to stop brothers in bowel, but you'll never win.
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