Oh I'm staying in bed now after slithering from the groan throne. My ass looks like ghoulash.
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I'm sorry Gordo. I'm proud of you, and think you are making your brothers in bowels proud.
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It is unbelievable the arrogance. Anon dick shows the levels of depravity in his "profession." I think he needs to see a psychiatrist, get sensitivity training, and have a heart. BEH, don't you think it would be appropriate for anon dick and his cruel parasite like folks, to get a dose of what we experience?
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Rice is nice Sliced. It's all about filling out the belly, and bringing your bowels the best they can have. It's all about rocking the brown. Let me know, and share with others about your bowels. It's my dream that people will talk about their bowels like comparing notes about a preachers sermon.
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My butt feels as if it's been bombed at Pearl Harbor.
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Does anyone know a thing about almond milk and bowel reactions positive or negative? The rugrats are coming over later, so I want their dairy selection to be healthy.
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Okay I just dropped a horrible deuce. The kind that literally burns your nose hairs, causes you to claw the tiles like a Tyrannosaurus Rex, and scream like a fox fucking in the woods. Have you ever looked at what you produced, and thought that could not have come out of me? I sit here in both awe and agony. The witch hazel is out, but at the same time I wonder should I bring out the Kodachrome
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Nutritionist I can't speak for everyone, but I am grateful, as are my chopped up bowels for your apology. My bowels need more than a blender. They feel eviscerated.
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I'm with you BEH, brother in bowel. It's frustrating dealing with the pitfalls of IBS, and then to get joked about or treated like small children. Yet there's good news, as I think anon dick and others have shown what we are up against. It's my hope the janitor at my doctors office, will read these posts, and at the very least now acknowledge my presence instead of showing antipathy.
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Sliced I'm pretty riled up right now. First know I'm sorry for your bowels. Ranch dressing is tasty, but that is what tore your bowels up. And once again the ass doctor shows his true colors. You think you are Gods gift to medicine, when a porn theater mopper serves a more useful purpose. Probably more kind anon dick. I spent almost all of the day on the groan throne. Don't you think I would ha
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This hurts my bowels.
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I wish I could post more. It's a code brown day.
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I wish I could post more. It's a code brown day.
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My bowels are clear for now. Nutriton I do agree to some degree. Thank you for calling out anon dick. Yet Deadly props on your bowels. I wish mine were as good.
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Better than spending time at a shitty office like yours, with a cruel sadistic starfish killer.
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That steak sizzling on your fancy restaurant looks tasty. Whether the steer is rare to well done, think about the horns in your colon. At a business lunch or family get together, it's quite common to order steak. The orange sweet potato with cinnamon splashed on it, with gobs of butter is appetizing. You wet your lips in anticipation, but there's an inevitable fire down below that Stephen
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Good heavens Sliced. That my bowel buddy, am I not admonishing you, was a bad choice. What might be Salad at Country Cooking, might be something elsewhere. I'm sorry your bowels are suffering, and hope you'll be back to #4 #2's in no time. Let me guess, ranch or blue cheese dressing.
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If you can imagine Gandalf giving birth, to a hobbit and a goblin simultaneously, you were in my bathroom.
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Gordo! Welcome back. I hope you do great in your new occupation, and that it's a bowel friendly office. I wish you the best, got to push this Islamic sword out of my starfish somehow. Calling all midwives.
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Can I please have Joe Biden's bowels?
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The blonde. Ritter's bowels killed "her"
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In my opinion, less than stellar bowels.
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Is it possible it has feces on it?
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There's a part of me conflicted BEH. Considering the nutrition person realizes what a asshole anon dick is, I'm willing to hear anything. This is perhaps at least a chance to get a bowel buddy, who can speak up for those of us on the groan throne. Speaking of weddings, IBS reared it's ugly head at my cousins. Everyone in the chapel, thought I was being stabbed in the bathroom. They calle
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Want that juicy cheeseburger on that fancy egg bun? How does that Virginia ham look, with the yams next to it? Your eyes, nose and belly might be tempted but don't do it. Your bowels will show you Montezuma's revenge.
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Dick I hope you get both internal and external piles. You need a shrink for your ego. My butt hurts right now. I feel a need for witch hazel. I applaud the dedicated midwife for a painful but successful delivery.
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Well due to the rugrats being off school, Matilda will be bringing them over to knock on my bathroom door. Is it possible to electrify the door?
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It would be great if they could use some of their explosives, to open up my spinchter for large craps. I'd pay.
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Bowels aren't worthy due to a lack of pork
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I think your heart is good, but a blender is how my bowels are. Churning like Alec Guiness' s ass once was outside of Hollywood. No offense, but I've met nutrition specialists, had a hairy gay man promise to fix my ass, sadistic doctors cramming devices and foreign objects up my back pocket to no avail. I'm upset. Simply put I dream of #4 #2's. That's it. Not millions of dollars, a super
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