Almost ass ended you, dumb fuck! Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You were very indecisive, so I slowed down and > flashed my lights to let you back into the left > lane. You decided it was easier to be indecisive, > once again, so you slammed on your brakes and sat > there. Fucktards like you should stay off of the > road. While we both would hav
Forum: Arlington

Dumpster?
Forum: Burke

Fox News Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > People stuck in doors with nothing to do... Your wife and I will be having one, asshole.
Forum: Fairfax County General

AEH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alpha Male if you read carefuly you would have > noted that the poison in a common area...not their > own property. Finding shit in your yard > sucks..but really do we have to kill over a peice > of poop? What ever happened to getting needs met > while still being decent? Very sad. Owners who let their anima
Forum: Springfield

I'd like to use one of those knives. On you.
Forum: Springfield

FUCK YOU Kerry Harney.
Forum: Central Fairfax General

Mike26967 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi all, I just wanted to pass on a little word of > mouth from the place I work for. I know that this > time a year is pretty tough for anyone's wallet > considering the holiday shopping we all had to go > through and the everyday expenses that still pile > up with no regards of our financial situation.
Forum: Arlington

If people kept their fucking dogs out of other people's yards, they'd have nothing to worry about. Fuck you for criticizing him. My neighbor lets his dog run loose in the neighborhood and it shits in everyone's yards. I scoop up the turds and leave them on the asshole's doorstep.
Forum: Springfield

What the company doesn't want you to know is they only employ paroled child molesters.
Forum: Southern Fairfax General

BEH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I did contract explosive diarrhea after eating at > the Bombay Cafe. > > The entire house smelled like curry and shit for > days. I too had explosive diarrhea. Spray painted the inside of my toilet bowl for days. Don't eat at this place.
Forum: Annandale

MrStardust Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hey guys, i'm new around here, and well Virginia > in general... Says it all. Welcome to NOVA douchebag. We don't have enough people like you here already.
Forum: Central Fairfax General

Get your car inspected on time and you won't have any issues, dumb ass.
Forum: Central Fairfax General

When she serves you a beer that isn't cold enough. Or if you've just had a tough day at work, that too.
Forum: Fairfax County General

I was going to ask about his race, but no doubt he was black.
Forum: Burke

"I am a single mother, unemployed, full time student, with no assets, no savings, no insurance." There's your problem. Put school on hold, get a damn job, and quit shilling for handouts.
Forum: Fairfax County General

Good thing you've taken your meds tonight, don't want those pesky black helos stalking you.
Forum: Fairfax County General

He's been hanging out there for years, always minds his own business. He's not loitering because he makes purchases from the establishments in the center. Mind your own business, I'm sure your life is a complete mess anyway.
Forum: Springfield

Bill Woodie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Does anyone remember the Black Knight's Coach Ed > Hunter (1960's & 70's)? If so, whatever happen to > him? He was caught anally raping a young boy in a McDonald's bathroom, arrested, convicted, and now doing time. Or it could have been a BK bathroom, I forget the details.
Forum: Arlington

Are you looking for an "urgent volunteer," or is a volunteer "urgently needed?"
Forum: Springfield

Swimming in that part of the river is prohibited. The real tragedy is that local taxpayers have to support a search and recover operation because this guy decided he didn't need to follow the rules.
Forum: Fairfax County General

LOL! Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Re-GodDamn-Diculous Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I have had enough with this form of pan > handling, > > It's bad enough i have to deal with the illegal > > spics, and disgusting indians and middle east > > fucks that have destroyed this area. >
Forum: Fairfax County General

How rude Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have started to notice that on Metro ladies > sitting in the aisle seat do not stand up to let > the window seat person out. They swing their legs > to the side and figure the person will squeeze by. > This happened to me just this morning. This rather > large woman sits down next to me in the 2nd row &
Forum: Fairfax County General

Young black males committing crimes? Shocking.
Forum: Arlington

Jaz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Stay away from Dr. Christopher Ryan in the Burke > Kaiser!!!! He is NEVER on time and does nothing > but waste your time!! > > Dr. Sileh (sorry, don't remember the spelling) is > wonderful, and checks in w/patients that are at > certain risks. My sentiments exactly. Dr. Saleh is apparently no longer pract
Forum: Springfield

Probably all moon crickets.
Forum: Fairfax County General

The OP (all of them) forgot to take his/her meds. Next.
Forum: Burke

Houston: how 'bout you post "for sale" ads elsewhere in the future?
Forum: Springfield

Fuck you for posting an ad on FFXU. Dick.
Forum: Fairfax County General

Someone forgot to take his/her meds.
Forum: Fairfax County General

The Yelp reviews on this place speak volumes. Most reviewers think it sucks.
Forum: Fairfax County General