I think I saw that you can get it at Costco next to the glasses place inside.
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Really. You were a freakin' associate? At Fair Oaks Mall? How fucking cool.
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The Israeli chicks are the ones with the dresses.
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Hey, don't knock the kiosk people. These are great places to get cheap thrills. Usually, the Israeli chicks are hot. Last time out while testing their cream that costs more per ounce than gold I got to stick my hand into her bra. She let me go when I asked if she had anything I could use to make my shlong bigger.
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What are you kidding?? Some of these stands have really hot Israeli chicks trying to sell you $20 worth of stuff for $400. At Fair Oaks Mall she pulled my hand towards her chest and I used the opportunity to do a little wandering. They cycle the chicks every few months so they can stay here on a tourist visa.
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Couldn't have happened to worst bank. BB&T is crap for a bank. They have the worst customer service and try to stick you for fees that are blatantly illegal. You have to scrutinize every statement. I pulled all my mad money out of there and put it under my mattress. It was probably just some pissed-off customer trying to get his money back. I hope the whole bank goes out of business.
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Advanced Automotive, Chantilly gets my vote. Not that they do bad work but they overcharge and rip you off. A AAA tow truck driver recommended them once when one of our cars didn't start. Like a fool I listened to him and had it towed there instead of the repair shop I normally use. They call a couple hours later with a price of like $300 and say it will be ready in an hour. Then 45 mins lat
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No wonder you got caught. There is no entrapment here even if the cops did send someone to you. From everything you wrote you are guilty as charged as unfair as that may seem. You can probably get your seized items back before trial but that depends on whether they need to rely on that as evidence or not. I don't know what the fine is for this violation but if it is steep your lawyer may be
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32-2-1 is a valid law in Fairfax County. If you are going to have a business in the sort of thing you do you need to be more discrete. Malls get watched pretty carefully and when they see someone consistently going to the same place and doing business there they get suspicious. You are better off picking different random places to meet people (e.g., Starbucks, Panera, etc.). These places don't
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Unfortunately, you will need a lawyer to fight this stupid charge. Also, unfortunate is that the activity you describe does, in fact, fall under the definition of solicitation per the county ordinance. "Solicit and solicitation mean to operate from a temporary stand, display or similar facility, or to travel from house to house, door to door, street to street, or from place to place taking or a
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I got photoria once and spent two days on the toilet. Nasty stuff.
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Who the hell cares if you die or crack your head open because you are stupid enough not to wear your seat belt despite years of studies, etc. ? In VA if you are the driver then you are required by law to wear your seat belt. Huh, why do we care about you? It's not illegal to operate a table saw without wearing protective glasses. Isn't this the same kind of thing?? If you are the passenger a
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Here are your options: 1. Listen to the scanner on the Fairfax scanner site at the time the cops are there. 2. Listen to the scanner on the radio reference site at the time the cops are there. 3. Buy your own scanner and listen to it at the time the cops are there. 4. If the cops were there on a reportable incident then they will put it in their weekly summary that you can read here: http:/
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How about Dr. Ruona? http://www.hypnosisplusva.com/
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Yeh here's a translation: "Went to Dennys. This is resteraunt. Rude waitress. This is person who brings food. Food is what you eat. Had Moons over my hammy. I think this is porno name. This means adult movie. Anyway had problem. Moons over hammy cause explosive diarreah. This means shit. Explosive bowels. Bathroom clogged. Manager say Shit everywhere. This is moons over my hammy from my moon. T
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