That girl on the Palm Pre' commercials is fucking HOT!
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Easiest and quickest are not always the same thing. When it's your non-exersize-fastfood-face-stuffing-cigarette-smoking-alcoholic-drug-shooting-careless-driving-piece of shit body that's on that stretcher, you might want that paramedic to have a slight chance in hell to put those tubes in you to keep your taxpayer-fed life support beeping until your family says goodbye. I happen to know exactl
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New study finds that 100% of the people who initiated this thread don't know the differences between "do" and "due."
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Paramedics should be able to tell, through thorough and competent work, if there was an overdose. There is no true reversal for demerol that medics typically carry.
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He probably died of food poisoning. Those 12 year old nuts can't be good for you.
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Neighbors were shocked to hear how Cornelius died. "Holy cow," said Adam Strawn, 28. "That's ridiculous. Awesome.
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I just got one myself. I switched over from VZ because of some terrible customer service issues. So far, no problems whatsoever with it. I love it. Literally...
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BANG BANG BANG. The sound came from...
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rotting in the desert. No one knows how the whale got there, but...
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The End...
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everyone forgot about him forever. This allowed their attention to turn to
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Awesome.
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herpes. He was very
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but actually his sister...with HUGE tits.
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There are 30.
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Any good PGH Pens bar in the Fair Oaks area?
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That was on a car accident scene. The captain of the fire truck parked next to the accident to block traffic. The police officer told him to move it, because traffic was blocked. After refusing several times, the police officer arrested that captain. I feel bad for cops. When they make bad decisions they get the spot light x100. I feel worse for the firefighter/EMT who if they made a mistake, so
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Tomorrow.
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It's right under there....
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That's some shit right there.... Who the fuck arrests a fucking paramedic who's taking someone to a hospital? Is the cop liable if that person dies?
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http://www.news9.com/Global/category.asp?C=116601&autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=3801638 WTF?!?!?!
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If it's such fucking "high tech" programs can detect faces, why the fuck can't they detect smiles?
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Nickel and Dimes Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What the fuck is chalua sauce and pentos? > > Only cheap no money having bastards get the free > water. Damn right bitches. Maybe it's pinto beans? I don't really know. But they're good. The Chalua sauce is hot sauce they have in-store.
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You don't have to "load it up" with queso and guac to make it taste good. It's just another option. Plus, Q's chicken is more tender and better seasoned as well as the salsas are fresher. However, Chipotle DOES have near perfect Guac, it's just not enough to overcome the other two. And I don't get coke or diet choke, I sit down with a free water, one of Q's brownies, and I go nuts with the chal
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It's a fucking tennis shoe. What do you call them? Sneakers? Do you go sneaking when you wear them? God damn you !!!!!
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It's yinz or yunz. Definately not yenz.
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Qdoba has Queso.... Suck it.
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My bread does that too. Seriously, WTF.
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Pretty F'd up dude.
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+1
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