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You add the next part....
Posted by:
isdlt
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Date: May 31, 2009 12:13AM
Mike often wondered why people deliberately looked down as they passed people on the sidewalk. Much better to appear confident, he believed and postpone the inevitable mugging.
The streets tonight, however were scarcely occupied. As he walked down the sidewalk he resisted the urge to skip loosely like a child. Mike was happy. He had just learned that his mother was
The streets tonight, however were scarcely occupied. As he walked down the sidewalk he resisted the urge to skip loosely like a child. Mike was happy. He had just learned that his mother was
Re: You add the next part....
Posted by:
Numbers
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Date: May 31, 2009 12:15AM
really a man all this time.
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Posted by:
Native Northern Virginia
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Date: May 31, 2009 10:00AM
filthy rich and terminally ill
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Posted by:
scottydfl422
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Date: May 31, 2009 10:06AM
Not really his mother
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Posted by:
HereAndThere
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Date: May 31, 2009 10:30AM
but actually his sister...with HUGE tits.
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Posted by:
Naru Hodo
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Date: May 31, 2009 11:14AM
Don Geronimo
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Posted by:
hippity
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Date: May 31, 2009 12:45PM
still wiping his seed out of her mouth. Mom was good, real good.
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Posted by:
Judge Crater
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Date: May 31, 2009 12:48PM
but little did mike know, she was just gathering DNA evidence to use against him. Because he wasnt really her child and she wasnt his mother. she was really trying to have him put in jail for the murder of Meade skelton or was she just......
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Posted by:
hoes
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Date: May 31, 2009 12:51PM
trying to get pregnant by her own son. sick bitch, even sicker kid for wanting it too.
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Posted by:
Gravis
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Date: May 31, 2009 01:20PM
a poster on FU.
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."
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Posted by:
graymoose1
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Date: May 31, 2009 08:45PM
When the baby boy grew up, he said he was going to be a rapper. He changed his name to trebor snickers and moved to C-ville where he met
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Posted by:
HereAndThere
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Date: May 31, 2009 08:49PM
herpes. He was very
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Posted by:
Dwight.
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Date: May 31, 2009 09:13PM
excited because it was a false positive, he really did not have herpes! he grew up met Dr.Dre and became the hottest hip hop artist to ever
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Posted by:
Rap Sucks
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Date: May 31, 2009 09:17PM
suck a dick, which made everybody
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Posted by:
Dwight.
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Date: May 31, 2009 09:25PM
realize he meant lyrically suck a dick. people were amazed at his skills so they
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Posted by:
graymoose1
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Date: May 31, 2009 09:32PM
shot him just like B.I.G and tupak.all the world rejoiced and
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Posted by:
Dwight.
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Date: May 31, 2009 09:38PM
mourned. with death comes life and this young man was no exception he lived a great life so they put him in the hip hop hall of fame where
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Posted by:
HereAndThere
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Date: May 31, 2009 09:44PM
everyone forgot about him forever. This allowed their attention to turn to
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Posted by:
Dwight.
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Date: May 31, 2009 09:45PM
Gay rights! America turned into a nation of gays and pussies next thing you know terrorist
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Posted by:
Color
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Date: May 31, 2009 11:04PM
lesbians stormed the US Capitol where they
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Posted by:
Dwight.
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Date: May 31, 2009 11:09PM
ate each other out.. ohhh yeaaa giggity giggity goo ohhhhh
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Posted by:
Color1
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Date: June 01, 2009 02:39AM
Until Nancy Pelosi came upon them looking like this...
http://commonsensepoliticalthought.com/?p=5859
Which caused...
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Which caused...
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 01, 2009 03:50AM
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Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 12:55PM by Alias.
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Posted by:
And Then...
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Date: June 01, 2009 04:03AM
Nancy Pelosi completely stripped and revealed not only a flat, hairy chest but a fully functioning set of male genitals. Everyone gasped in horror, except Vince who...
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Posted by:
You asshole
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Date: June 01, 2009 04:07AM
Your edit fucked up my continuity you fucking pretty ass perfectionist. I had your back and you fucked me you piece of loosely packed shit!
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 01, 2009 04:41AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 12:54PM by Alias.
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Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
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Date: June 01, 2009 12:07PM
vomited profusely at the sight of each others' pale, wrinkly skin
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Posted by:
Judge Crater
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Date: June 01, 2009 01:10PM
They then covered themselves in Burquas and stormed the offices of WJFK and took over the building holding the MOM show as hostages, Their demands? Reinstall Don geronimo as Talented evening drive host.
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Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
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Date: June 01, 2009 01:12PM
Suddenly, Vince felt the strange and perplexingly pleasing (to him, anyway) sensation of a fist up his ass. It was Buzz Burbank, who smiled and said...
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Posted by:
ITRADE
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Date: June 01, 2009 01:13PM
Your mother sucks cocks in hell?
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Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
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Date: June 01, 2009 01:15PM
Just then Rob(b) shouted, "Shake your boobs!" And began furiously fisting himself in front of everyone. Mike couldn't take his eyes off of the spectacle. Instead, he....
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Posted by:
Judge Crater
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Date: June 01, 2009 01:21PM
grabbed beth anne by the tongue and rode through the halls of JFK on his Harley. She widley grabbed a stapler and stapled his balls to his seat. Howling in pain he..
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Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
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Date: June 01, 2009 01:26PM
quickly ran to the microphone. "This is radio gold," he shouted, not realizing that people listening to the radio couldn't actually see what was happening in the studio. Just then, Michael Hughes walked in...
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Posted by:
ITRADE
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Date: June 01, 2009 01:28PM
cut a hole in Vince(1)'s chest with as diamond tipped 1.5" diameter drill bit and began violently fucking the hole in his chest.
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Posted by:
Judge Crater
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Date: June 01, 2009 01:28PM
wearing only a banana hammock and shouted "MICHAEL O'MEARA's MOTHER IS MY SEX SLAVE" To which MOM' head literally exploded and showers bits of brains all over everyone in the room which sent Buzz, beth Anne and rob scattering to...
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Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
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Date: June 01, 2009 01:37PM
Hard Times, where the gray matter reminded everyone of the restaurant's Cincinnati style chilly with spaghetti. Just then..
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Posted by:
Judge Crater
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Date: June 01, 2009 01:40PM
Don Geronimo BUrst through the door With his two ex producers Luchea and Frank Murphy at the end of two leashes. Frank had out his infamouse "hebrew hammer" and Luchea her wips of death. Geronimo muttered, "shoulda put these a-holes outta their misery a long time ago." He cried havoc and let slip his dogs of war who...
Re: You add the next part....
Posted by:
StrudelCutie4427
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Date: June 01, 2009 01:51PM
Meanwhile back at the WJFK building. The whole structure was ablaze. Seen shuffling from the conflagration was Tom Gavin clutching Mike Omeara's severed head. He was moving the mouth up and down and saying "im charly stuwangstabalac hahahahaha I love you Tom"
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Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
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Date: June 01, 2009 01:54PM
Later, Tom was on a tropical island, having found a check for more than $300,000 that had been slipped under Michael Hughes's door by Joe Ardinger. Tom was still angry that his red stapler was used on Mike's scrotum. Regardless...
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Posted by:
Judge Crater
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Date: June 01, 2009 02:03PM
tom used the 300K money which Joe had gotten by selling his website LOLCATS I CAN HAZ CHEZBURGER.com and bought Carla into white slavery. his first task for her was...
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Posted by:
WashingTone Locian
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Date: June 01, 2009 02:36PM
to service the swarthy Lopezes of "Devil Town," which she gladly did with much aplomb. After which, she...
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Posted by:
A Programmer Named Christine Gontarek
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Date: June 01, 2009 04:32PM
she... remembered she had left the thermometer in Beluga's anus so she hopped in the "Rack-O-Van" and drove as fast as she could failing to obey highway signs in the process. When she got home...
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Posted by:
LOLcat
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Date: June 01, 2009 04:48PM
LOLcat iz waiten in Ambushez to Sell carlaz into haremz to da Saudiez.
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Posted by:
DC
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Date: June 01, 2009 05:00PM
was upon us, when Spunky, having just been released from the..
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Posted by:
ITRADE
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Date: June 01, 2009 05:09PM
anus of a dead humpback whale....
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Posted by:
HereAndThere
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Date: June 01, 2009 05:14PM
rotting in the desert. No one knows how the whale got there, but...
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Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: June 01, 2009 05:34PM
Vince was pretty sure the Jews had something to do with it.
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Posted by:
§
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Date: June 01, 2009 05:58PM
...since the jews own pretty much all of Hollywood and what's left of Wall Street. One can only fathom that Vince next to the number (1) means...
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 01, 2009 08:28PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 12:50PM by Alias.
Re: You add the next part....
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: June 02, 2009 08:42AM
take pictures of Alias getting ass reamed by Vince and the Illegal Immigrant Gangbang Squad.
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Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 02, 2009 01:38PM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 12:46PM by Alias.
Re: You add the next part....
Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: June 02, 2009 02:15PM
... and asked MrMephisto to testify for the state at Alias's pedophilia trial.
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Re: You add the next part....
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
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Date: June 02, 2009 04:12PM
Hilarity ensued when...
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Posted by:
Judge Crater
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Date: June 02, 2009 04:15PM
Vince burst through the doors of the courtroom screaming Misogynist rants with while wearing an explosive laden vest. However he got the court date wrong and the court room wrong he actually interrupted the trial of....
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Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: June 02, 2009 04:17PM
Junes, who was charged with dragging a hispanic from the back of her pick-em-up truck for three miles. All of a sudden...
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Posted by:
HereAndThere
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Date: June 02, 2009 04:43PM
BANG BANG BANG. The sound came from...
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Posted by:
Vince(!)
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Date: June 02, 2009 04:47PM
Vince jizzing himself at the sight of June on the witness stand he then dropped to his knees and........
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Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: June 02, 2009 06:15PM
fellated every non-white, non-black, non-asian, non-jew, non-native american dick he could find at 7-11, where they were having a great sale on...
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Posted by:
§
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Date: June 02, 2009 06:20PM
...Coke-flavored Slurpees, which surprisingly tastes like...
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Re: You add the next part....
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 03, 2009 12:56AM
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/29/2012 12:44PM by Alias.
Re: You add the next part....
Posted by:
Judge Crater
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Date: June 03, 2009 07:33PM
how he is almost single.... his "husband" is on death row.... then he broke into an extended improvision of Sexual Chocolates greatest hitz until someone jumped on the stage and that someone was.....
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Posted by:
MrMephisto
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Date: June 04, 2009 09:46AM
Jesse James Dupree.
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Posted by:
No One (not even the rain)
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Date: June 04, 2009 03:04PM
and Jack Dale
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Posted by:
Sharon
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Date: June 05, 2009 12:28AM
Just then, Vince shouted, "3rd generation rule appears to be nothing but xenophobic!" Jesse James Dupree and Jack Dale reacted by....
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Posted by:
Chubby Rain
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Date: June 05, 2009 05:22PM
Hypnotizing vince so that he believes he is a 20 something fat white male republikkkan.........
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Posted by:
§
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Date: June 05, 2009 06:02PM
...which is absurd, as his 11th grade yearbook photo below illustrates that he is far from white, but really a...
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