Evilbabysitter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Okay, it's one of those cheesy life time movies > with the trope about a babysitter that tries to > seduce the father or something. In one scene she > takes care of a "nosy neighbor" by dropping a > radio in her bathtub while she's bathing, frying > her to death. Then she says "Mind your own > bus
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I don't read this thread as often as I did before BO's passing, but I'm glad to see my BiBs are still here! Hope all of you have a #4 #2 in honor of our fallen leader. Ignore the haters.
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > weekend update Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Brown onion was admitted to Fairfax Hospital > last > > week. His chances of survival are uncertain at > > this time. Thoughts and prayers please. He was > > transferred to a VA hospital today. We wi
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Morning BiBs! Hope everyone is having #4#2s today. They switched brands of coffee at work today, but it still seems to work its magic on my colon.
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TGIF BiBs! And glad to see BO is back again. Hope the brief sabbatical wasn't due to intestinal woes.
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Is Brown Onion missing in action? Has his starfish dealt him another low blow? Hope you're doing OK wherever you are BO.
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How Old? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > At what age should you get your first one? 50, unless you're shitting blood or colon cancer runs in your family.
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Morning BiBs! Sorry to hear of your woes. Here's to a #4#2 day for all!
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Happy dump day BiBs! Coffee worked like a charm again this morning. Hope all of you have a serene day on the throne!
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Biff66 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Almond milk any opinions? Not one of the sufferers here, just a supporter. Same as 1% for me.
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Trying to deadly but plumbing has been an issue > lately. > > Whatever you do don't twist your bowels. Sounds painful, BO. Here's to having them un-twisted by the weekend.
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Happy Dump Day BiBs! Hope everyone is doing as best they can today, especially BO since he hasn't been posting as frequently as he usually does.
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TGIF BiBs! And welcome back, BO! Had the regulars here worried for a moment. Here's to a #4#2 weekend for all!
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Happy Dump Day, BiBs! 5am...glad to hear you have private accommodations on your trip; a nice compromise, have a safe trip there and back. Red onion...good news your hand is back in working order, godspeed to your bowels Sunday night! BO...sending healing thoughts your way for your starfish.
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Brown Onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Deadly combo Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Moring BiBs, and Happy Dump Day! > > > > Coffee did its trick again this morning; > another > > large #4#2. Here's hoping the same for all the > > brethren here! > > > What brand of
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Moring BiBs, and Happy Dump Day! Coffee did its trick again this morning; another large #4#2. Here's hoping the same for all the brethren here!
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Morning BiBs! I see some of you had some issues over the long weekend; here's to a more #4#2 work week for all!
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TGIF BiBs! Hope everyone has a #4#2 weekend! Stay warm as best you can red onion; supposed to be even colder on Sunday with the wind chill.
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Morning BiBs! I see a few of you are having issues today; hope things get better for you soon!
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Happy New Year BiBs! I hope the holidays were kind to everyone's digestive system for the most part. As for myself, I'm on a great run of #4#2s for the past several weeks. Wishing this good brown karma for all of the afflicted here in 2017!
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Afternoon BiBs, and Merry Christmas to all! Here's hoping Santa brings all of you something to ease your digestive problems. Speaking of granny smith apples, they have the opposite effect on me. Gets things moving about 1/2 hour after I eat one.
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BO..all the best wishes to Matilda and hope for a speedy recovery. Red Onion..hope the new guy lasts awhile and you can clean up on tips out of the pit. As for myself, I was betrayed yesterday. Had a meal with some banana peppers on it (since jalapenos at this stage tear me up). Same thing happened with the banana peppers...definitely a #6 #2, and fiery to boot. Hoping my first "deposit" tod
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red onion class of 2006 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Deadly combo Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > TGIF BiBs! Hope everyone's bowels are in the > > holiday spirit instead of acting like Grinches. > > > > Didn't perch on the throne at all yesterday; > just > > too busy I guess. H
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TGIF BiBs! Hope everyone's bowels are in the holiday spirit instead of acting like Grinches. Didn't perch on the throne at all yesterday; just too busy I guess. Had a MASSIVE one this morning. Feel like I lost an inch off my waistline.
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Belated Happy Thanksgiving to all the BiBs! Certainly overate myself, but got rid of all of it yesterday morning. Must have dumped a couple of pounds into the bowl. I'd call it a 4.5 #2 on the scale (for accuracy). Enjoy your weekends, BiBs!
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Happy Dump Day, BiBs! Hope everyone has a #4#2 today!
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red onion class of 2006 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thats interesting DC. For me its a cold diet pepsi > in the morning that seems to get things goin. When > I was in prison getting a soda to drink was a rare > thing but we had coffee available every day and I > drank lots of it. I think the coffee waz part of > my cronic bowel trouble back
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Morning BiBs! Hope all is going well for everyone today! Interesting a poster above mentioned his movements getting better after he stopped drinking coffee. Seems to help mine along every morning.
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TGIF BiBs! Here's to a #4#2 weekend for all!
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Afternoon BiBs! Hope everyone had a #4#2 rated weekend! My morning coffee induced movements are reaching a new level. Just the smell of the coffee brewing is enough for nature to start calling. Hey Anon Doc, is this some form of Pavlovian colon response or what?
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